Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

Firsuto

>>65774845
くそあなた

ホモスレ

こんにちは。

JAPSの地獄で腐敗

ヨ!ヨ!ヨ!
ヘ マン!!!

羽生君マジカッコイイっす

>>65774830
俺うんこ大好き!

中国人のウンコなめたいな〜
(笑)


臭いけど美味しい茶色いプリン:-)(•ө•)

>>65774861
こんばんは

My friend is writing a novel set in Japan. How strictly are the prostitution laws there enforced against foreign johns?

쪽발이 die in fire

>>65774917
They have a police guard in every brothel and pseudo-brothel who turns a blind eye to Jap customers and is specifically there to arrest foreigners.

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食べ物の中で、何が一番おいしい?

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>>65774986

>>65774934
kek, for real?

>>65774986
カレーハンバーグうどん食べてみたいw

>>65774986
きつねうどん無いか
無ければ天ぷらうどんかビーフうどんにしようぜ

>>65774934
You Australians are so bothersome!~

Do Japanese police actually enforce their prostitution laws?

The main character in my friend's novel is in Japan on a work visa. What are the chances of him getting arrested and deported if he visits Tokyo prostitutes monthly? Is it a realistic scenario?

朝マラの立たぬ男に金貸すな

>>65774986
唐揚げチーズカレー美味そうじゃん
オーストラリアにあるお店?

おやすみなさい

>>65775049
Your friend is God, his novel is the real world, and the main character is you.

>>65775106
おやすみなさい

俺は日本のインド料理店でバターチキン頼んだけど肉は唐揚げだった

>>65775138
インド料理屋のチーズなんうますぎる

>>65775165
俺はナンあまり好きじゃないな
パパダムが大好きだけど

>>65775202
パパダムって聞いたことないわ
でもうまそう

>>65775235
>パパダム
安室とシャーが戦う話

>>65775311
インド版だな

>>65775346
ジオングの名称がシヴァになってる!!

>>65775380
連邦の負けじゃん

全力で踊りだすブライト艦長

>>65775449
>irregular
What did he mean by this?

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There's no better time than... NOW

Be BOUNDLESS.

>>65775507
Nerds/weirdos probably.

おやすみなさい。

who will know
https://youtu.be/CrXTS10h2WI

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I was disgusted to japan until 19 years old. But I got to admit that china is a bigger problem in east asia.

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how did this stupid asshole go viral in asia

shit is stupid af

>>65775617
Would you be willing to relinquish island claims if Japan helped you take back the north and split some MLC territory with you?

>>65775617
Those islands look pretty comfy

>>65775617
Go to this.
http://kaikai.ch/

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>>65774830
歌舞伎役者の大首絵っていつも外人は写楽を出すけど
国周の絵の方がイケてると思うわ

>>65775661
>>65774830

why jap look like crazed maniac

>>65775633
dokdo dispute between south korea and japan is about territorial waters. not actually about the useless rocks.

>>65775638
because dokdo is south korea's natural monument, not just anyone can set foot on the rocks.
>Those islands look pretty comfy

>>65775679
Would you be willing to relinquish maritime claims if Japan helped you take back the north and split some MLC territory with you?

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>>65775679
I'm not just anyone, I'm an American

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>>65775627
Sometimes people enjoy looking at something abstract just to try making sense out of it.

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>>65775697
>American
negligible

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日本を代表するロリ絵師って誰?

>>65775698
Modern art is for lunatics. There is no meaning in that picture.

Real art is, of course, all abstract - an abstraction of scenes, feelings or concepts in to recognisable forms and figures.

But so-called "abstract art" is neither abstract, nor, indeed, art. It is not an abstraction of anything in to a recognisable form, so it is not abstract, and it does not communicate any meaning, so it is not art.

>>65775617
>>65775679

Don’t enter Japanese board stinky gook chon.

>>65775705
rude
>>65775698
Painting of a window on August 6, 1945?

>>65775677
>大首絵(Big face picture)
>Kabuki actor
Buromaidoだからだよ未開人
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bromide_(Japanese_culture)

>>65775690
apart from the fact that we are hostile to each other, we are allies in a broad sense. so why not? But, I don't think most south koreans will be okay with it.

>>65775697
But You are a pedo weeb.

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>>65775736
People like you vote for Trump, right?

>>65775755
You would probably become greatest allies forever if you wiped out the Chinks together.

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海外にも大首絵の画風がないっけ?
日本発祥か

>>65775558
>>65775534
good night sweet dream

>>65775781
肖像は普通にあるけど

>>65775780
But first, I think we should ask our big bro amerifat. You know, trump wish to withdraw us troops from south korea and japan.

>>65775802
それ自分が依頼した肖像画だろ
役者の似顔絵を版画で大量販売して、市民(ファン)が買ってないだろ?

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hola

俺のくしゃみが止まらないのはどう考えてもオーストラリア人が悪い

>>65775828
画風の話だよね>>65775781

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浮世絵は肖像画じゃなくて、今で言う「イラスト」か「漫画」だな。
役者以外にも、町の有名な美人やポルノとかあるし。
大首絵を見ると、一番人気のあった劇場の演目や、誰が一番人気の役者だったか分かる。

>>65775828
>自分が依頼した
そうとは限らん

>役者の似顔絵
役者じゃないと大首絵じゃないの?

>版画で大量販売して、市民(ファン)が買ってない
これは確かな違うね

>>65775826
>withdraw us troops from south korea and japan.

Only shit Korea. The shit Korea means nothing for America.

>>65775850
豪州人アレルギーか

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>>65775900
t. mutant jap monkey

>>65775848
t. Fujimori

>>65775934

t. natural born uneducated ordainary shit garlic smelly gook Neet subhuman

>>65775934
Go back to your patty and brood war you fucking coin slot rice nigger
Or are you so subhuman you FOTM with your esports?

>>65775733
t. a pleb

>>65775885
大首絵は画風
顔だけの似顔絵の事
そういうデフォルメする画風が西洋には無いと思うが

>役者じゃないと大首絵じゃないの?
俳優が演じてるキャラクター含めて大首絵はほとんど俳優だよ
書店で本と一緒にイラストが売られていたのでそれをファンが買ってた
無名の町人のイラストを書いても誰も買わないだろ

>>65775999
>implying soup tins, menstrual blood and piles of refuse are patrician

>>65776016
That's not abstract art. Although soup tins is good

>>65775884
今の有名芸能人やスポーツ選手のブロマイド写真と同じだろう

>>65776002
>that copy pasta
Why can't have you gook only brain to copy from others even my insult on you in English?

Use your little brain, that's why you brainless gook never be able to win single Nobel award.

大首絵にはカリカチュアが近いんじゃないかと思ってたんだが

>>65775884
西洋の肖像画は金持ちの特注品
浮世絵は一般人向けの大量生産で、高くては売れない

>>65776005
>大首絵は画風
>顔だけの似顔絵の事
細部は確かに異なるけど、
顔だけの絵とかはある

>デフォルメ
大体似たような物は昔からあるよ
カリカチュアとか

美人画は大首絵に入らないか

>>65776050
I didn't say it was all abstract art. It's just modern shit. So-called "abstract art" also falls in to that category.

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>>65774830
Hello Yamato people, this is my family portrait

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>>65776089
>カリカチュア
画風はそれだなあ
製作意図が違うけど
瓦版(新聞)の挿絵や風刺絵は逆に大首絵じゃなくなる

>>65776117
そんぽ24 TVCM集 Sonpo 24 TV commercial https://youtu.be/p_35FByPN9Q

>>65776112
>美人画は大首絵に入らないか
顔が強調されているブロマイドの事が大首絵
そういう美人画も大首絵と呼ぶ
全身の美人画だと大首絵じゃない

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>>65776141

eat shit

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netouyo detected

>>65776167
fuck off and go back to your 1 sqm room

>>65776172
大阪チョンモメン

>>65776172
>>65776192
fuck off jungle niggers. go eat bananas in jungle

>>65776112
There's plenty of good modern art, maybe it's post-modern art (like happenings, video and installations) that makes you this angry, but if you'd actually look into it you'd find that there's a lot of great post-modern art too

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てめえら、このクルーズ様がぶっ殺す

>>65776229
fuck off jap and go to sleep on the floor like my dog do

>>65776247
甲冑のしたにワイシャツ着て蒸れないんかな

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>>65776220
>>65776229
kek

smelly dumb, jap scum

私たちの祖父や父の世代は、国のために、または家のために遠大な夢を持って努力する時代であったとする。しかし、今の韓国の若者たちは、ただの良い会社に就職すること、結婚すること、家を買うこと、本人が所有する車を持つことが人生の最大の目標となった。ますます小さくジョマン行く。

>>65776274

No one likes savage nig spic like you. who cares.
Stay shitty killing field forever, I hope some thug assault you and cut your nigger dig with chain sew bahahaha. I will enjoy watching it on live leak.
Can't wait for it.

>>65776340
どこの国も似たようなもんだな

日本人も韓国人も長生きしすぎ

>>65776322

says a smelly jungle nigger where they don't even shower everyday.

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>>65776342
you seems to be mad
are you mad?

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>>65776340
>ジョマン

従軍慰安婦なんていくつだよ
死ぬまで欲の皮つっぱらせて醜い

>>65776243
>good modern art
No.
>great post-modern art
Also no.

>>65776409
ジョン万次郎

is there like a strategy to learning a language?

Like There's so many textbooks and flashcard programs, but I dont even know the idea behind how to study it.
What kind of goals should I set for myself as I go?

日本人で空襲の補償要求してる連中も

>>65776436
t. a pleb

>>65776442
>What kind of goals should I set for myself as I go?

4chan

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>unironically being mean to each other

for what purpose?

二十歳で生死を突き詰めて思考し死んで行ったよ
帝国の日本人は美しい

>>65776399

No, i am just telling you the truth.
In this world, no one likes spics. I hate them so much. honestly yes. You savage niggers never
change like Africans. Look at Mexicans, Peruvians Brazilians, Pinoys Your those shitty savage countries never be like decent human. Because of your inferior gene, lowest fucks. I fully support Trump wants deport entire spic from the USA.
You know what? No one likes you spics. Do not come to Japan filthy scums.
Choose Korea and be a koreaboo. That's good for your mental health because it is the same shit as your low brain.

>>65776377
>>65776382
政府が無能である。しかし、その政府を選出することは、国民。道路阿弥陀仏である。それでもどうぞがんばろう。

>>65776501
Name just one example of any modern or post-modern work of "art" that is not bad. It doesn't need to be great or even good - not bad will suffice.

(You can't.)

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>>65776504
kill or be killed

>>65776538
>Modern
Malevich's Black square

>Post-modern
Ryoji Ikeda's Datamatics

>>65776147
with girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tba1RFoopII

>>65776117
you on the right?
anyway your mom is cute desu.

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>>65776603
>not posting superior communist art

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SLvtP6KMUM

自民党など全く信用出来ない

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Does it make me a hypocrite to want to move to Japan to escape Mexicans, niggers, and muslims in America? I'm becoming a minority in my own country and it's fucking up my existential priories. Even in my college almost everyone is brown and a third of that are future jihadists. If Trump loses, how do I emigrate to Japan without living on a pittance as an JET teacher? which is only for a max of 5 years anyway if I understand correctly.

>>65776800
Relax bro

>>65776800
>move to japan because you think you're being treated badly
>get treated like shit there, but in reality this time
wow things sure will work out for you

>>65776603
>it's literally just scribble
>it's literally just pretentious technowank

Both are bad. I can't believe you're going around calling people plebes.

>>65776800
It would help to have some actual useful skills.

>>65776863
What's good art for you? Dogs playing poker?

Slap a Japanese
Pretty prease
Slap them saps
Stupid japs


҉٩(*´︶`*)۶҉

>>65776522

Ah, I love you so much. Be my husband.

test

>>65776966

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>>65776522
YES!
YESSSSSS!

>>65776960
Veggie?

>>65776981

>>65776903
>Dogs playing poker?
>>>America

>What's good art for you?
Bosch's Last Judgement
Wtewael's Perseus and Andromeda
David's Oath of the Horatii

>>65776997

Sweet boy pussies

スウェーデン

Why are most Japanese girls obsessed with shopping and using an excessive amount of emojis, and also have no intellectual interests, but Japanese guys are bro tier people who you'd like to hang out with all night at an izakaya and discuss your favorite yakyuu players together?

>>65777002
So you think all possible good things have already been made and all art past 18th century is just wank?

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This pic reminds of Sweden.

>>65776878
im going to school m8 but is there anything nips value out of a foreigner other than english teaching?

>>65777072
I don't think that all possible good things have already been made. I do think that there are very few people trying to create good things today, and fewer still who are capable.

>>65776996

How did you know?

>>65777091
>>65777060

近代化して経済力が増すと軍事力も増して態度がでかくなる
しかし、韓国の場合は日本と同じ側だから屈折した方向に感情が向かってしまう

>>65777063
>favourite baseballers
>intellectual interest
The reason so many women have shit personalities is because they don't really need them. Men don't have vaginas or tits so we have to be good for other things too.

>>65777063
that's male/female dichotomy literally everywhere dude

>>65777125
And of course, discuss the latest winners of the Nobel prizes after the yakyuu discussion.

(Hiroshima Carp are a meme team)

>>65777125
>favourite baseballers
>intellectual interest
can always count on you to shit on retarded americans, big new zealand

>>65777118
日本が富国強兵を止めたのはなぜだろうか

>>65777153
Younger generation don't talk about baseball so much.

>>65777194
野球は楽しいけど

>>65777216
そうですか
広島カープが好きですか?

>>65777246
ジャイアンツのファンやん

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If there's one thing worse than english teachers in japan, it's english teachers in thailand.

The average wage is £600/month KEK, it's like living in literal poverty

>>65777166
こんな糞国のために尽くしたって何の見返りも無いからさ
国民は諦めてんだよ

>>65777357
I hope you're not asking us to donate to your Patreon, Ryan.

India is the future of the low cost manufacturing industry

ああ、今日もいい国だなあ

思い出の歌
https://youtu.be/upODO6OuOOk

懐かしい大塚愛さんは最近どう過ごしてるの?

>>65777461
まぁニートしてられるからね
実際に働く人間にとっちゃ割とそうでもない

>>65777465
去年亡くなったよ

>>65777388
公務員はじめ逃げ切りたいだけだからな

Everything will be alright

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>>65777592
Yes, I think so

>>65777517
リ.ッ.プ :^(

>>65777528
公務員もだし、一部の上級もそうだろな

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WORD TO JAPS : I'M DANGEROUS
CRAZIER THAN A BAG OF FUCKIN ANGEL DUST
WHEN I BUST MY GAT, JAPS TAKE DIRT NAPS

てすと

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>woke up at 10pm

>>65778672
Just move to europe and suddenly your circadian rhythm is perfect

ここホンマにつまんにゃいわ

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/r9k/においでよ、楽しい仲間がいっぱいだよ

>>65777216
俺は野球好きだよ
阪神タイガースのファンだよ
サッカーは代表戦しか見ない

>>65778808
いやだ
俺、リア充やぞ

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さあ、布団を敷こうか

調べることは新しい謎を成すことなり

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>>65777412

who would be worse to deal with, smelly conniving indians, or rude conniving chinks?

今夜はサッカーのイラク戦

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>>65774860
>>65774909
>>65775018
糞スレ化ですか?
>>65775713
一般的には、無邪気の学園の雨蘭かな?
俺的には、変猫のカントクとか

スウェーデン

>>65778808
以前は主にそっちで投稿してたけど、
俺にとっても内容が過剰に情けなくなったからもう使わない

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>>65775733
The only real art is anime

>>65778924
I don't think Curries are as adept at conniving as are Chinks, so Chinks would be worse.

>>65779094
The only real art is fan-drawn pornography of moe girl anime.

>>65779017
>>65779094
>>65779103
>>65779116
How many Aussies

女の子が産卵してる画像ください

>>65778989
なに?

>>65779231
I just got 4 (You)s. : ^ )

>>65779255
SUCKS HAHAHAHAHA

>>65779269
日本語で言ってください

>>65779256
あ、そう…(´・ω・｀)

>>65779269
SUCKS HAHAHAHAHAです

>>65777732
OsakaZainichiKorean-chan

>>65779256
Aussie thread again
>>65779269
そして、オージー達の中にしれっと混じるニュージーを発見

>>65779103

they can be as bad as the chinks in business dealings and trying to scam you/rip you off and such

>>65779301
When I was taking Japanese back in school there was a kid in my class who could only do this.

>週末に何をしますか。
>Killing noobs on CoD2 and eating Raisin Bran デス

>>65779360
Yeah they try, but they're typically too stupid to succeed.

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>>65779269
>>65779301
but he's got a nice butt.

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>>65779409
それ見ると、これ思い出す。どれがどこかわからん。

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>>65779510

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>>65775885
役者以外にも花魁や芸者など
評判の町娘なでの「素人」ものある
今のプロマイドのようなもの
胸から上なので大首
やっぱり、歌麿
>>65776112
above
なんか、写楽のせいで誤解されているが
大首絵はデフォルメされた役者絵のことではない

>>65779588
>やっぱり、歌麿
賛成
だから美人画は入らないか問うた

>大首絵はデフォルメされた役者絵のことではない
分かってる

>>65779588
デフォルメだろ
写実じゃなく顔の特徴を誇張して似顔絵として描いてあるんだから
写実的に描くと頂相になる

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頂相ってこういう画風な

今日暑すぎだろ
マジで10月ってか

>>65780066
台風の翌日は暑い

>>65774859
なんかじわじわ来る

>>65780066
明日から寒くなるらしいわ…風邪をひかないようにするのよ…

>>65780162
小さい頃、台風一過は台風一家だと思っていた

>>65780319
アタクシも…

>>65780066
関西はめちゃ涼しかったで

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>>65780347

ハロー警報

>>65780446
外人さんがいっぱい来るんだぁ

>>65780319
映画「台風一家」
http://www.negadesignworks.com/taifu/

>>65780435
いっかってなに? :3

お食事券

>>65780497
マジレスと冗談どっちがほしい?(´・ω・｀)

京都はめっちゃastheticだなあぁ

日本語を学びたいんだよ
頑張るぞ

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>>65780497

>>65780581
日本語を学んでもいいです。
でも、日本に来てはいけません。
なぜなら、日本はFullだから。

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日本人です

>>65780581
もう諦めなさい

>>65780581
お前ならできない

ゴール!

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>>65780581
weaboo?

>>65780608
日本はfullかもしれないけど、
オーストラリアの方がもっとfullだ。

>>65780508
恥ずかしながら
チンゲ生えるまで
そう思ってた

ウラシマンのop/edはガチで流行りの80’s aesthetic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvf_Y_HTdls

>>65780508
>>65780684
What did he mean by this?

>>65780446
>hello!警報
思った思ったw

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>>65780665
nice try aussie...

>>65780716
”汚職事件”

>>65780484
そんな映画あったんだw

>>65780608
観光&留学くらいは良いだろw

>>65780716
汚職事件 & お食事券 "osyokujiken"
same reading.

違うか、チン毛のことかな。

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>65780744
>>65780857
But お食事券 is a real thing, right?
Also the intonation differs?

Eat ramen
Get fat
Fuck me

こんばんは
オージーが来たぜ

>>65781075
Straya king of banter

>>65780964
completely same
>>65781075
ここはオージーの溜まり場か?

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腹を空かせてオージーがやって来ているな

>>65780652
いいえ、夏目の本ってとてもお面白そうだと思う。
冗談だ。日本語でマンガやアニメを見れるようになりたい。

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I WANT IT ALL FROM THE ROLEXES TO THE LEXUS
JAP PUSSY, IS ALL I EXPECT

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>>65779249
流石に/int/に貼れそうなものがねー
>>65779736
色々あるが
これなんかは、どうたろうね
>>65780004
写楽の文脈の中で「デフォルメされた役者絵」と書いている

まあ、西欧との比較論で言えば、18世紀以前に、庶民が権力に抗して繁栄させた「大衆文化」、将にpopcultureが存立しているのは、世界で唯一日本だけ。日本のsubcultureの深さは、今も尚、比較するものがねーよ。
>>65780066
女子高生の大部分が夏服のまま
冬服は一部の私立中学くらいやったな
今年は特例なんだろうな
>>65780371
でも、冬服が少なかった
>>65780484
>>65780766
まずは、台風クラブを挙げなきゃ
これと逆噴射家族は観るべき

オーストラリアに移住してぇ
中国人や韓国人と間違われるかな

http://www.asahi.com/sp/articles/ASJ9F66RRJ9FUTFL00P.html?campaign_id=A100

興味深い
>好きな日に連絡なしで休んでいいし、嫌いな作業はしなくていい――。パートの従業員にそんな自由な勤務を認めている会社が大阪にあります。サボる人がいるのでは? 会社が回らないのでは? いえいえ、むしろ効率が上がって経費も減ったといいます。

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>>65781075
こんばんは
おぢさん
今季のユリ枠のユーフォは観た?

first swiss on the thread woo

>>65781230
>subculture ×
>otakuculture ○
そもそもお前がいつも指して言ってるサブカルチャーはキモオタ文化だからな
そんな物は一度も大衆化されてない

the japanese thread is no longer interesting
my stay here was fun
Im a totally diferent person from the one who starting posting here 4 years ago
bye forever

昨日七人の侍を見た
見る前に「ええ長すぎじゃない」と思ったのにい楽しんだ

>>65781107
非常に多いのか?

>>65781236
多分ね

>>65781390
またねぇ

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>>65780964
オシクョジケン
普通にある

欲しい?

>>65781302
Hello,Swiss kun.
Welcome to Japanese thread.

How do i become a german teacher in japan?
I dont know japanese btw

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>>65781394
やっぱり、納屋に処女としけこむのが
ええね

死ぬの前に童貞が捨てられてメデタシ、メデタシ

>>65781210
翻訳されてないマンガが読めると楽しいよね、きっと
>>65781394
>非常に多いのか?
最近、オージースレ化してるw

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>>65781219
k

>>65781486
hi, thank you :) by the way I am coming to Japan next summer for 3 weeks :) gonna spend time in Tokyo, Nagano, Nagoya, Kyoto, Koyasan, Himeji, Hiroshima and Nikko :)

Anything you can recommend visiting for a first timer in Japan?

>>65781390
>bye forever
>bye forever

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>>65781521
not enough demand

>>65781556
>Nagoya
you can skip Nagoya.

>>65781302
go back hospital and save petients

>>65781623
thank you for your recommendation

>>65781645
I don't think any hospital in Japan would want my blood.

>>65781394
たまにしかこないけど、いつもオージーを見かける

>>65781645
sorry, thought it was different post you replied to. I don't know what you mean then. my flag maybe?

>>65781107
>completely same
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uUbkm6LX2G
違うか

>>65781230
>これなんかは、どうたろうね
き、綺麗ですね
目が細くて、生え際が後退していて、とても魅力的ですね

>>65781703
Actually summer is not very good time to tour around Japan. It's just too hot.
I think that it was great to include Koyasan in your itinerary... maybe you want to look up a possibility of climbing Mt. Fuji too.
Lots of tourists do it nowadays, and people say it's quite an experience.

>>65781236
どっちかと言うと移民を受け入れたくないが、
中ゴキブリを追い出して代わりになってくれれば、日本人何人でも来い来い
ニートでも痴漢でもロリコンでも、支那よりはマシ

>>65781772
thank you for your recommendation. But I have to go in the summer, because I don't have enough time anywhere in the year. I am still on my education. I also already said to my friends in Japan that I will come in Summer '17, and I don't want to disappoint them.

Yeah, I think Koyasan and Nikko both will be cool expiriences, I also planned to go on Miyajima and Onomichi, for their amazing temples and shrines.

Maybe there will be time now to climb Mt. Fiji, since I just crossed out Nagoya

>>65781754
>生え際が後退
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>65781455
豪華お食事券では、オーストラリアの花が食べられるんですか

>>65781556
>>65781623
You really can skip Nagoya. Nothing against the place but there's stuff all for tourists to do there.

>>65781670
Personally I recommend coming to Nara
There feeling was different to Kyoto

>>65781556
>next summer
Nagano is very comfy in summer.
I like Matsumoto castle.
and senjyojiki-karu is beautiful
there is Nippon Alps in Nagano.
so,I recomend you Nagano.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60IZaVUzvOs

>>65781394
間違われるか
ヘイトクライムの対象になるかも

>>65781861
でも幾ら日本人が集まっても中国人は出て行かないぞ
それに中国人にそういう感情を持ってたら見た目が似てる日本人も何かありそうだし
絶対矛先がこっちに向かってくるかも

>>65781556
>>65781946
I am not sure about Nagano either.
So-called Japanese Alps isn't impressive enough for Swiss.

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>>65781555
Aren't I handsome?

>>65781987
>Nara,
thank you very much. I heard about Nara-Park. are the deers really bowing there if they want food?

>>65782004
>Nagano, Matsumoto, Senjyojiki-karu
thank you too. I already wrote Nagano, but thank you very much for recommending Matsumoto and Senjyojiki-karu. I have never heard of Matsumoto and Senjyojiki-kaku.
I will research them, definetly.

>>65782096
hmm, but I really like their castle. I had Nagano Castle as a wallpaper on my PC for a long time.

フランス人って本当にポーランドボールのフランスボールみたいにホンホンホンつて笑うの?

>>65781551
それは認める

>>65781680
オーストラリアでweebが多いかも

>>65782004
huh, seems like Matsumoto castle is the castle in Nagano. I think I confused Matsumoto castle with Matsumoto city.

>>65781878
>summer for 3 weeks
夏か…暑くて疲れるだろうから温泉がお勧め
Nikkoで温泉旅館入れとくべき

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>>65782004

>>65782096
Never been to Nagano proper, so can't say, but Matsumoto is nice.

>>65782165
そんな風に笑ってる人見たこと無かった

>>65782214
どちらかというとオージーって日本嫌いな印象あったのに。

Every non white countries want to see the white dead

>>65782158
>Nagano Castle
I sensed that, since your list included Himeji as well.
If that's the case, why not.
It's scenic and cooler in summer too.

>>65782165
笑ってるところ想像するとかわいい

>>65782062
追い出すか殺すか奴隷にするか
中国人問題を解決するにはこの三つの選択しかない
日本人が手を貸してくれるなら、中国人に間違われることは無いだろう

>>65782158
senjyojiki-curl*(千畳敷カール)
I also recomend you zenkouji temple.

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>>65782302
>white
what's white in france?

>>65782267
そうか?
あたしは嫌いじゃないよ (´・ω・｀)

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>>65782267
レミーがきたら聞いてみよう

>>65782265
I never understand boys who are into castles.
It may be because I'm a little girl...

>>65782240
visiting Hot Spring in Summer? Does it cool down the body?

>>65782306
yeah, I really like the old japanese architecture. thank you nevertheless!

>>65782347
thanks for the correction :) I didn't find anything before. thank you for Zenkouji temple :)

>>65782373
ドイツに戦争で負けたから

>>65782302
says a fucking sand niggaa

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>>65782373
t. red dot

>>65782267
>オージーって日本嫌い
支那と親支那左派の偽りに過ぎぬ

>>65782158
Yes deer in Nara park were very polite
They are able to wait for red light

>>65782511
Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité

>>65782237
>Matsumoto castle is the castle in Nagano.
Yes,there is Matsumoto city in Nagano prefecture.
Maybe,your favourite castle is Matsumoto castle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8MhnUw-kk

I make

>>65782436
Then don't skip Nagoya castle.
It's been renovated but still looks nice.

I made
>>65782601

>>65782601

>>65782601

>>65782386
>あたし
女かホモかはっきりしろ
今すぐだ

>>65782407
What's not to like about fancy, old buildings? Shrines, temples, churches, cathedrals, forts, ruins, etc. - all good.

>>65782436
Hot springs are always good. You feel cool when you get out if the weather is hot, and you stay warm after you get out if the weather is cold.

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>>65782511
je joue le sex avec ta mere, mec

>>65782265
yeah,Matsumoto castle is nice.
and I like Nagano ,especially in summer.

>>65782630
>女
w

>>65782630
I'm not into history much so...arr rooku same.
I'm not a little girl btw.

>>65782741
We're all little girls on the internet.

>>65782436
>visiting Hot Spring in Summer?
refresheできるぞ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0U50B_M_gE
日光は奥湯元と鬼怒川って有名な温泉地
無料の足湯もあるから探すといい