Why is America filled with spooky stories? http://www.nytim

Are those real clowns or just people in clown makeup?

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>>65763214
shill get out

wtf i hate america now

Spooky or not?

I found a little kids shoe on my property today, no little kids or people live anywhere near me.

>>65763275
That's what a clown is! Or do you mean a professional clown?

>>65763214
I have a friend in USA and I heard that people are organizing to go in groups and lynch everybody dressing as clowns.

>>65763275
It started with some random friends dressing as clowns, hiding in suburban bushes and scaring people at night for laughs

Then some people took that joke and made it sick by attacking people

Now it's just a copycat paradise.

>>65763558
You're not wrong. Some gangs have gone on manhunts for people trying to do these "pranks" and people have gotten seriously hurt.

>>65763214

>Clowns are now in my city

So if I break ones nose for jumping out at me are they at fault or me?

>>65764549
They are.

>>65764549
>if I break ones nose
Be sure to tell us if it makes a honk sound, would you?

>>65764891

Will do

>A clown's stomach is full of sweets instead of organs

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>mfw dumbass college kids are going on clown hunts
>mfw clown """"sighting"""" close by campus causing normies to lose their shit
>mfw all of a sudden people are badass and threaten that they'll kick any clown's ass they see
>hurrr they probably have dangerous weapons this ain't a prank!

>>65765030
>murder anyone you want
>paint clownface on the corpse
>ironclad legal defense

>>65763214
The banter went too far I guess.

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>>65765278
so, ya got it all figgerd out, do ya?

>>65765278
>murder anyone you want
>paint clownface on the corpse
>ironclad legal defense

that's brilliant