This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of northern culture.
Pic related, the north.
good edition
DORKS
barm cake
>>65758675
>north
>culture
>>65758675
photoshop
>midlands
>north
Sheffield marks the start of the North
eating some axoa tonight
The North officially starts at Wolverhampton you absolute spanners
don't post here anymore because you're destructive and divisive . some may call you the the nasty general
me and the lads
>>65758711
having to live her tummy up sounds like she's obese mate
I've banged chubby girls that were nowhere near close to having to do that
start slipping DNP in her drinks
fb.com/moviefone/videos/10155355847278508/
>goes to fist bump "a brother"
>"brother's" reaction is to shake hands
>he thinks this is weird
>>65757797
tbf I only hear it said here
fascism just doesn't work
>>65758684
>>65758714
never talk to me or my son ever again
>going clubbing past age 23
>>65758734
based janny
Define northern culture, is it like our rural culture in any way?
>>65758801
what a faggy bottle
>>65758740
>south
>culture
https://vimeo.com/81812630
average northern family
>howling
>creasing
>screaming
shut the fuck up
Muslim edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DsG9yQrdD4
>>65758792
BLACKED
>>65758799
when the jews realise their little ponzi scheme is about to go bust and turn the entire world against you*
Is there anything more grim and depressing than solo travel?
@65758855
LOL
>>65758832
>bottle
Stupid canadian yank twat who's never been into a pub
>brits were killed on American soil
>Americans cucked brits on their soil
>>65758832
>bottle
hmmm? hmm...
>>65758821
>dire poverty
>garlic bread
>the illuminations
these are all parts of Northern so-called "culture"
>>65758832
poor leaf, that's a tap for it on draught
imaginary gf is getting abit fat
off to such a cancer dick, see you shortly pals
>>65758802
im 23 and go to some sort of decent rave or festival about once a month or so, but i cant stomach local nightclubs any more
>>65758840
ahh yes
ipswich, the well known midlands town
>>65758878
traveling alone is quite cool
quite bad if you're some autistic shut in i guess
How hard do you think the BBC had to work to get two functioning niggers on the Great British Bakeoff as if to pretend this was a fair reflection of a) the audience who watch this show and b) the people who applied to it?
>>65758855
screeching
>A man claims to have found a mermaid washed up on a windswept Norfolk beach
>>65758840
LANCASHIRE MENTIONED
>>65758821
Poor people with shit accents
The countryside is the same across the entire UK
>>65758801
What does it taste like?
>>65758662
Should try that Brothers Toffee Apple cider, nectar of the gods so it is
>>65758871
>entire world
Jews run the world though
alri alri alri
>>65758675
IOM isn't even in the UK never mind the north you fucking cuntsparkle
>>65758855
shrieking
>>65758944
no no no
>>65758878
No
I used to always want a job where you got to fly around/ get the train to places and stay over in hotels on behalf of work, thinking how exciting and nice it would be.
When it's 2am and you're eating travelodge pizza alone and have to be up for a day's work ebfore getting the train home it's suicide inducing.
>>65758906
Oh really? Tell us about your gahp yah!
>>65758840
>Exeter on a map
>Plymouth isnt
finally some recognition
>>65758675
Now is that N/S line accurate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENeCYwms-Cc
>>65758931
This tbdesu
are we at the turning point where it's now common to display conservative feeling and the shy voters will be the labour voters who will rally against the polls
>>65758930
You will never know Yank
baiting out the biggest rorke I know
>going clubbing
why do people actually do this? so utterly embarrassing
>>65758675
>>65758318
So Chester IS Northern? Or is the North disputed?
Brit in America
What the fuck is up with yank water? Took a shower for the first time here and my hair feels weird and stringy
>>65758855
wailing
>>65758983
The North begins and ends in Yorkshire, the rest is southern paki country
>>65758930
just a pretty standard cider with blackberry and blackcurrant juices, not a fan of ciders generally but it's a welcome change
>>65758931
t. 17 year old
>>65758931
taigs out
If you're reading this you can read
>>65758991
>>65758995
rasheed
>>65758940
thats my point, fascism "doesnt work" because any attempt of having a fascist state is an inherent attempt to remove your country from the jewish international financial system, and they dont like that at all.
>>65759018
why on EARTH would we know or care 2bh family
>>65758972
>>65758919
>boring
>people look at you like some retard loser
>have to dine alone
>nobody to share experiences with
>>65758931
Bender
>>65758855
yelping
>>65758996
nerd
Girl that is in love with me is very drunk and keeps texting me lads
Wants me to do a shag her but I'm like 2 hours away :(
>>65759025
>yorkshire
literally paki country you eejit
>>65758976
didnt go on one
>Drinking cider
Are you literally a teenager at a house party?
Unironically used to drink kopparberg when I was a bent 15 year old because I didn't like the taste of beer yet
cringing desu
>>65759018
Don't drink it, its filled with estrogen
>>65759044
No I can't
>>65758855
howling
>>65759072
Tell her to drive to your place
>>65759053
>not making friends when you're there
>being ashamed of eating alone
sign of an absolute tosser. if you're worried about things like this you're a total imbecile
>>65759081
fuck off yank
Korean gf is getting abit fat
>>65758994
I know now you fag
>>65759028
>>65759075
t. Rasheed
Yorkshire is the last bastion of the White British race lad, to say otherwise is just delusional
>>65758854
>why can't you remember swearing
>I was drunk
>the police shouldn't have handled me in the way I was handled I was 14
fucking hell
>>65759081
>being this mad over alcohol
calm down runt, if it tastes good and gets you pissed what's the issue? x
If you don't add the shot of vodka, is it still a Snakebite?
>>65759094
don't think so
>>65759075
rasheed
>>65759120
Ah yes, lets go travelling to stay in shitty hostels and visit nightclubs! wow le life experiences dude !!
>>65759018
It's soft water, feels weird until you get used to it
>>65759136
>last bastion
Never been to Britain have you pal?
do you believe in reincarnation?
>>65759136
>>65759171
Yorkshire is literally full of pakistanis
>>65758832
Stupid leaf cunt
got a pulsating stabbing pain just up my arsehole
so, here we are.
>>65759198
I've visited many times and I can tell you quite confidently that Yorkshire is the only place worth anything, the rest of the country has already gone to the pakis.
>>65758892
>>65758929
Well in our rural areas, we are indeed full of rednecks, but while rednecks do have the stereotypical trucks, camo jackets, and heavy lack of class, they can be pretty rugged and self reliant, and friendly when they trust you.
Was just wondering if this rural group in your nation was similar in that part in any way.
>>65759172
when you go travelling with people that's exactly what happens. but travelling alone opens new possibilities, your fault if you're some autist
really hope we see another Welsh prime minister in our lifetime tbqh
there is genuinely nothing wrong with pederasty
Holy fucking shit lads
https://vimeo.com/10228467
>1:00
>>65759259
Shut up you fucking divvy
>the australian's sheer ignorance
Yank tier 2bqh
gf on the right
>>65759259
*examines post*
hmm... yes....
Well you can tell by the quality this is indeed a genuinely good quality post. Perhaps one in 300,000 I'd say.
Would you be interested in selling this particular one to me? We can negotiate prices if you want.
Regards,
Rorke
>>65759235
Where? Sheffield is one of the biggest cities in the country and 90% white, rural yorkshire is almost entirely white too
>>65759309
Alri Rasheed
>>65759297
>>65759283
Northerners are friendlier than southerners.
Other way around in the US innit?
on the bus
>>65759283
Our rural areas are just rich people with Range Rovers, its the same across the entire country whether you're North or South
>>65759321
fascinating how utterly unremarkable and identical they look
>>65759287
Would prefer one to rule over us
>northerners are more friendly
where did this shit gimmick come from
There are many nice places in the north
such as Harrogate and Durham
and York
and the Lakes
and all of that
>>65759283
Northerners aren't all rural
The closer to large cities, the worse the people get
They CAN be friendly if they trust you, but don't go in expecting that
I don't live in a rural area, but my town has less than 40,000 people and is in the North. It's super nice, everyone is nice and there is almost no crime. In fact, it's so low, they shut one of the police stations
>Nigel Farage is back as UKIP's leader
wew
>>65759297
>African-Briton music
shan't be listening to this
>>65759427
You can strike up a conversation in public with a stranger in the north. Southerners take any attempt at this as a deep, gutting insult.
>>65759402
Anglo-Kraut lizard-people seem to be eternal, doubt we'll ever get to replace them with a pure Arthurian Briton-Celtic dynasty
>>65759374
me in the reflection
>>65759332
yeah mate
Fiver and a bag of skips
>>65759437
me in the picture
Is hedge laying still common in rural areas?
>>65759458
LETS GO
>>65759424
>gimmick
It's actually true, lad.
*reinstalls visual studio 2015 for the nth time*
>>65759437
>smudged
but it's digital
prêt a manger is the best sandwich chain
>voting UKIP
Absolutely no appeal to eurosceptic tories now
>>65759458
he's as much UKIP's leader as Harriet Harman was Labour's leader when Ed resigned.
>>65759506
>visual studio
runt
>>65759534
And has been the leader about as many times
>northern infrastructure
ah yes
>>65759497
Yep. my garden has hedges rather than a fence. Its nice but dogs can usually slip between the roots and run off
What should I make my videogame about lads?
Someone needs to make a compilation video of all of Tim's TV/movie appearences
>>65759506
>visual studio
>>65759506
not sure I have this problem
>>65759516
>that will be 10 quid for you bread and deli meat sir
>>65759573
post fucking machines
>>65759378
The north is a shit hole, and supplies bullet sponges to the army. Several people have told me the British Army has shittier people than the US Army - which is quite a statement as our army is filled with Rednecks from the south and middle crap hole states.
>>65759579
poortherner
>>65759567
Rorkes Drift where you play as a british solider
>>65759567
poleaboo dating sim
>>65759373
>Northerners are friendlier than southerners.
>Other way around in the US innit?
Depends, you'll definitely find xenophobia the further out you get, but it seems you have to go out of your way to find a town that isn't safe for you.
>>65759530
UKIP isn't a policy party you numpty
It's literally the party for people who love strong no-nonsense personalities like Farage who can speak well and destroy regular politicians with a mixture of logical and patriotic debate.
with Woolfe as leader, UKIP will have that appeal again. that UKIP factor is what will pressure the Tories into going more right-wing
>>65759613
kill yourself frog
Look at this lads, literally every single car looks the same
http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/97296/world-car-of-the-year-2017-shortlist-pictures
reality has a homosexual bias
>Southern people
>>65759616
I'm an Irish nationalist lad. Shan't be glorifying the union in any way.
>>65759633
I hate pakis and trannies and queers, so that's a no on that too.
>logical and patriotic debate.
netmums is such a unironically comfy forum
just a bunch of air head single mums talking about literally nothing
love a good lurk there desu
>>65759642
shut up you poor twat
How does Barnsley supply so many Royal Marines? Because Barnsley is full of genetic material that has been improved by 13,000 years of island warfare into creating the ultimate fighting men.
mum just told me to font in a text
>>65759671
potato famine harvest moon
>>65759675
it's ALWAYS lefties who fedorapost desu
such a reddit gimmick
>>65759671
>i'm an Irish nationalist
Fuck off then to /eire/ and speak your 'orrible heathen Garlic language with them.
>>65759654
hm? oh right, yeah *buries nose in the FT*
>it's ALWAYS lefties who fedorapost desu
>such a reddit gimmick
>>65759711
This is doable. I'll make sure to pain the British as the reason the potato famine happened to further generate sympathy towards the Irish cause.
>>65759722
What's wrong lad? You don't like being invaded and occupied by foreigners? Weird that.
>>65759714
wow. such a logical and patriotic argument
>>65759671
potato farming simulator
>be southerner
>be depressed
HOWLING at the state of southern runts
>>65759661
If this had happened in the north that crowd behind would have rushed the nigger
Seriously, when?
rorkes are just white rasheeds tbH
>go on uni buy/sell tickets page
>someone selling a ticket for double original price
>surname ends in Berg
hmmmmmm yes hmmmmmmmmmmm
>this is the northern aristocracy
https://vimeo.com/81812630
frightening stuff
>>65759785
Can't farm what isn't there lad
>it's ALWAYS lefties who fedorapost desu
>such a reddit gimmick
>>65759790
>east london
kek
>>65759790
london is hardly south its its own thing
>>65759790
Is it any surprise though?
I don't know how people cope with London. It's amazing but after about two weeks it'd drive me fucking mental not to be able to go walk through some fields with the dog or go for a run and just seeing the same grey buildings.
Grim existence desu
>>65759790
>tfw literally live in the happiest place in the UK
based Leigh
based Essex
based South
when countries go too right-wing, lefties want to immigrate to Canada
when countries go too left-wing, righties want to immigrate to Australia
funny, that.
>>65759790
>Oldham
surprised its not higher desu. everyone seems to be a degen druggie there
>>65759790
>london
>london
>london
>london extension
>london extension
>northern shithole
>london
>london
>london
Ah yes
>london is hardly south
>>65759790
>Exeter
we did it lads
>>65759790
happiest is on the right btw
>>65759762
t. potato eating fenian
>london is hardly south its its own thing
>>65759920
no it isn't you twat
Durham and Harrogate are the only intelligent towns in the North
>>65759891
it fucking isnt. you cant equate the london lifestyle with the rest of the south. its a completely different thing you paki ingrate.
>>65759945
Correct. I feel this post was quite redundant after me announcing myself as an Irish nationalist.
>>65759963
meet me by the beanbags in York Uni library in 20 mins and I'll knock your block off
Are Scots really just Northerners in denial?
>these mad londoners claiming london isn't south
>>65759790
E X E T E R
X
E
T
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>>65760035
No. They're worse.
>>65759975
It is statistically likely that this poster is NOT of White British stock.
Keep that in mind if you wish to continue talking with it
>tfw northerners lead simple happy lives sitting on their doorsteps drinking warm cider each day
I'd probably be pretty happy doing that too tbf
>>65759955
yeah it is lad
>>65760035
no, not even close
northerners are based while scots are lefty twats
porridge here ama
>>65760040
>>65760071
spackers, he's a southerner trying to distance himself from london
t. southerner who wants to distance himself from london
>I don't own a pass
>Nibbling on shortbread
>8 deep
>Check the box
>94 calories per finger
Fuck me lads, I've eaten 800 calories in about 3 minutes.
>>65759963
Durham is full of farmers, inbreds and Oxbridge rejects from public schools. If you went to a public school and can't even get into Oxbridge you're pretty dense, lad.
Agreed with Harrogate though.
>>65760128
Again, this person is most probably NOT White British.
>>65760089
literally me
perusing the opiates and benzos on offer on t'bay
>>65760122
blue = rasheeds
yellow = white
>Actually saying rorke
bin yourself reddit cunt
>>65760071
london is completely different from the rest of the south because its infested with pakis. the lifestyle of someone in surrey or kent is nothing even remotely comparable to living in london
how exactly does pointing that out make me not white?
>>65760162
if you're the yorkshireboo who was saying yorkshire is the bastion of the white race I hate to tell you this but
yorkshire is 85% white
devon is 90% white
(sorry)
>>65760129
>>65760193
>Pass user since 2016
Peasants
eereeeeerrroeeeooorrr the normies are still in the kitchen
>>Actually saying rorke
>bin yourself reddit cunt
>>65760225
*devon is 95% white
sorry about that whoopsy hahahaa
>>65760122
>lefty twats
Go look at the arguments and current delusions propagated by the brexiteers and compare them to the arguments and delusions used by the left voters. They're genuinely identical.
only 95%? proppo embarro lmao
>>65760259
R O T U N D C A M E R O N
Never been mugged or pickpocketed in my life
No idea how
>>Actually saying rorke
>bin yourself reddit cunt
>>65760255
>tfw you want to make a cup of tea but there's a norman in the house
>>65760287
*yes voters
>>65760129
>>65760193
>>65760235
Come again?
>>65760225
Devon is full of inbreds though, I hate to say it but a smart curry > a stunted literal retard
>The Jihadi Next Door
Ah yes great city you've got there londonstanis
Any council estate lads here?
Doing a Skype the danish gf
ama
>>65760323
You probably don't have or appear to have anything worth stealing
>when someone uses rorke as an insult like being rorke isnt a virtue
>>65760374
er du gay?
>>65760364
how do
>>65760366
Nice baps
who /rorke/ here?
Any paki lads here?
>>65760374
Will she apologise for Lindisfarne
>>65760366
Nice rolls
>>65760255
they're more annoyed by you than you are of them, just go there and be passive aggressive
t. PUA
>>65760410
really? they look flabbier than a pregnant woman off the botox
>>65760406
You make it to Uni big lad?
>>65760380
I dress decently and look also like a vulnerable twat
>have half a btc in an old wallet that i forgot about (stopped degenerating for a bit)
>check my history, bought it roughly a year ago for £76
>now worth £240
ah yes bitcoin is the future
>>65760366
Nice chebs
>>65760366
nice barm cakes
>>65760438
There's a few, you can spot them pretty easily. They're the ones trying to defend the south
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_PZvjJCvQE&feature=youtu.be&t=1m42s
never fucking give up
>>65760348
>>65760402
Rorke
>>65760440
I'll just ask
Gizza a sec
...
she said no
>>65760458
aka I'm a poor, topman customer
The muggers know.
>>65760366
solid pair of breadcakes
>>65760438
yeah lad, im from the south what about you ?
How is it possible to have a job and also have hobbies? I don't even play vidya anymore because it requires too much time and i'm busy doing drugs on the weekend
>>65760366
great scones (pronounced neeves)
>im from the south
>>65760538
>>65760491
these are good posts
>>65760457
Dropped out of sixth form months away from finishing, went on the dole a year later and that's been me since
22 now
>>65760494
beautiful
>>65760553
chav cunt lol
>>65760434
*nej
>>65758855
squelching
>>65760585
>Dropped out of sixth form
chavs out
>>65760553
drugs are your hobby then dummy
parasites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUki2-kzJO0
doing a think
>>65758855
roaring
>>65760553
I work 9-5:30 and read a book a week
THE SUMMER WIND
CAME BLOWING IN
FROM ACROSSS THE SEA
ah yes, London
>>65760585
Fuck all odds are against me then
I SEE YOUR TRUE COLOURS
AND THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU
>>65760366
noice cobs
Lads just got back up to gods own country from Dorset
It's just as shit as I remember it to be to be honest, you southerners are nonces too, didn't meet a single out voter
>>65760757
>tfw when to inteligent too be rite-wing
>>65760777
nice quads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvLgfR7-QN4
How do people do this?
>>65760592
Nah mate, i'm a degenerate, not a chav. There is difference.
>>65760619
But I only get to do them on weekends. The fuck am I supposed to do after work? I can't even watch anime anymore because i feel like im wasting valuable time. This kind of fucking sucks. Only reason I got a job was to buy stuff, ironically I can now afford whatever I want, I just don't get to enjoy it because i'm at work all day. Life is cruel.
>>65760668
Did he die?
>>65760846
it was extremely painful
>>65760846
why would he die?
The more you go north the more the language starts to sound like Scottish right?
Assignment seems too easy, sent an email to the Prof for clarification. Hate open ended assignments, I read far too much into it
>>65760617
Nah, I just opted out of normalfag life
Couldn't be arsed with it
>>65760678
It shouldn't make a difference as long as you're motivated, just don't fall in with the neds around the area
>>65760842
So what do you do when you're at home after work? Just sit there like a lump until it's time to go to bed?
>>65760895
'no'
>>65760225
>yorkshire is 85% white
absolute bollocks
North Yorkshire is 92% white
East Riding is 98% white
West Yorkshire is 82% white
South Yorkshire is 90% white
>>65760895
Pretty much, i'm from Liverpool and Yanks either think i'm Irish or Scottish
>>65760553
I work 9-5 and still find time to program. It's not too difficult.
>>65760953
>West Yorkshire is 82% white
oh fuck
is nothing sacred
yorkshire is full of pakis too?
>>65760970
Exactly
>>65760953
most areas in the south are similar in terms of demographics
>>65760970
>i'm from liverpool
>>65760553
Stop wasting time posting on Mongolian cupboard-making boards and you'd have time to read or hunt for quail or whatever
>>65760895
Not at all
The south sounds southern, the north sounds northern
then you travel a few miles into scotland and they sound completely different, aka scottish
>>65760835
you're all but worms hanging from my metaphorical phallic fishing rod, here's how
>>65760811
what a mong
>>65760953
>west yorkshire
First thing I saw when entering was a halal butcher
>>65760970
Do vocaroo, Sir Paul
rachel riley thread on /tv/ lads
>>65761036
just a joke socketboy
>>65760998
West Yorkshire is dragged down by Bradford, which is 68% white
Everywhere is 80%+ white
I'm gay
/tv/ is a leftyreddit colony
/pol/ is a fashy reddit colony
>I work 9-5 and still find time to program
any of you lads from Devon?
trying to find an online mate of mine that i lost contact with a few years ago
>>65761042
>First thing I saw when entering was a halal butcher
shouldn't have gone to bradford then desu
>>65761126
where in devon?
>a world without Downs Syndrome?
Surely that's an objectively good thing? Why are people trying to push like Downs people are a subculture that should be protected?
>>65761159
not sure tbqh. maybe around exeter?
his name's sam garner. born 1997
>>65760970
You're a liar lad, no yank knows what the fuck you're saying never mind what accent it is
>>65761209
I'm from Exeter
never heard of sam garner
born in 87 la'