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Welsh independence edition
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Debating what to order lads
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bad edition
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>>65753529
chinky
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first for business ideas
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good edition
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I don't believe Wales is a real place 2bh
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>>65753451

Shit thread non country
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Love the Welsh and would be distraught to see them go.
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Could Wales actually function as an independent nation?

They'd have to annex Cornwall or something
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Debating what lads to order
t. Keith Vaz
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norilsk lads
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't 'e 'a 'a
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https://twitter.com/tim_cook/status/783662822819401728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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i've not left my house in 5 months haha
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I'm an original rudebwoy lads
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>ran the economy into the ground
>opened the gates to migrants in order to breed Labour voters
>intervened in two disastrous wars
>ripped up our ancient constitution in order to become more like an identikit republic
>was in favour of adopting the Euro
>binned the concept of cabinet government
>gave more devolution to the UK regions, thus making the Scottish independence movement possible
>made the office of PM more presidential in appearance, including excessive focus on PR
>introduced tuition fees, made further raises inevitable by his demented '50% in higher education target'

Explain to me why people think Blair was a good PM?
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I'm an unoriginal nice lad
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what was meant by this?
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>>65753426
needs more smack needles and maybe a burning english flag outside
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prefer to the turk's posts more than most of yours
sound lad desu
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Do you believe in vigilante justice lads?
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>>65753577
>tfw ywn be a soviet era architectural designer
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>>65753588
you say Tim Cook I say Tim Byrne
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'ello chum
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Oi oi oi
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>>65753617
my dad liked him because he was "a class act"
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What the fuck is wrong with yanks?
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No likes on my new profile picture yet
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not sure why brit/pol/ hates civic nationalism

most of UKIP are civic nationalists

honestly don't think there are any ethno-nationalists with an IQ higher than 90
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>>65753508

Nice to see this gimmick getting a revival
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>>65753630
>prefer to the turk's posts
Probably because you share a religion, Rasheed
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>>65753643
yea
we can't and shouldn't be completely reliant on the police for everything, there needs to be some flexibility
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>>65753573
>Wales seceding AND annexing English territory
*shakes 8 ball*
'Not likely'
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>>65753670
thought she was gonna get heemed
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>>65753494
Yeah there's Turks, not many though
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making my way downtown
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>>65753665
Does your dad have opinions on every British prime minister ha ha

>>65753630
Seems like a nice bloke 2bqh
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http://www.apple.com/customer-letter/
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Test
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>>65753643
Succumbs to populism and mob mentality too easily desu
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>>65753672
t. a paki
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>>65753670
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thank gosh at least some people on this island have a bit of common sense
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>>65753573
Cornwall would be a drain
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fugggg


https://www.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/55t647/latest_apple_patent_appears_to_show_fingerprint/
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we no worry bout dem
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i will open a James Bond themed kebab shop in Shrewsbury. i will name it Kebabs Are Forever. there will be menus like The Kebap Who Loved Me or Goldchickenfinger and You Only Eat Twice. last one is a double menu.
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>>65753757
Stop banging on about apple
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>>65753672
Define civic nationalism for me chum. Sounds like soft nationalism
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>>65753721
we lived in camden all my life though now he's working in moscow for a bit so I came with him lol

he also likes david cameron because he speaks "eloquently" lol
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>>65753739
found another
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>>65753670
Embarrassing
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she is close to 1000 ratings on AW
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>>65753773
no
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One of the lads gave me a pity like
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>>65753782
where in camden?
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>>65753670
think i will save that and repost it as a different thread
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>>65753672
>honestly don't think there are any ethno-nationalists with an IQ higher than 90
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rutland more like runtland lmao
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business idea: patent gimmick ideas

>>65753770
>goldchickenfinger
PLEASE let someone else be in charge of naming things
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Is Ed ourguy?
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>>65753770
Business idea: free kebabs for referencing a /brit/ meme
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>>65753798
Who?
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>>65753739
The scots can really fuck off.
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>>65753529
chipper
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>>65753843
newfag
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>>65753822
nova scotia more like NO-va scotia
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found a photo of runtland
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>doner meat

absolutely disgusting
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>>65753722
>"""secure""" backdoors
http://www.xvideos.com/video5177902/anastasia_mayo_and_aris_dark_pussy_fisting
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>tfw no homely yank gf from Wyoming.
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>>65753830
He is unironically a Jewish blairite
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>>65753872
alberta more like oilberta
alberta more like america
fort mcmurray more like burnt mcmurray
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tired
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>>65753739
As a centrist I'm absolutely delighted with everything Theresa has said and done so far
BIG fan
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>>65753883
yeh its gross halal filth.

never give money to pakis.
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>anastasia_mayo_and_aris_dark_pussy_fisting
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Have severe ADD which has caused me to have a 61% average throughout 3 years of uni
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>>65753883
take that back
>>65753910
too soon
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going to stamp on pakipoo's fat swarthy face for getting 3 rangebanned
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>>65753733
Nigel is a civic nationalist. Is he a paki?

>>65753777
Culture and citizenship is more important than race. They stand up for people of their country (white Brits and black Brits) and put their citizen's interests first, rather than just people within their race who we don't really share any cultural values with (Poles, Bulgarians)

>>65753819
hm fair enough, but I reckon he's the exception.
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>>65753605
Shut up man you little spacka, go suck off josef fritz
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Had a no show, then an hour and a half later he texts 'Hi got drunk x'.

In the middle of the afternoon on a Wednesday
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>>65753798
might try to get no. 1000
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>>65753840

yes. except irish.

no potato in kebab.
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Hiro likely lied about the financial state of the site
>>>/qa/744934
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>>65753979
>Nigel is a civic nationalist
Oh dear. It seems you've fallen for his tricks.
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Doing a think
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>>65753997
battymon get buss inna head
raasclaht
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LADS the youtube thumbnails are animated now!

Like porn!
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>it will soon be illegal to refuse prepping the bull for your wife in sweden
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>>65754021
I'm not sure who to believe, so I'm going to do what I normally do and err on the side of not spending any money
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>>65754022
what makes you think he's a /pol/-tier racist?
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>>65753999

I will literally break your jaw if I see you.
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classic thread

http://forums.macrumors.com/threads/apples-new-thing-ipod.500/

just how wrong they were

unreal
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>>65754031
Stop stealing our culture batty bwoy
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>>65754021
i called it from day 1


why would he buy the website at a loss and then come back months later and say its running at a loss?
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>>65753672
most of brit/pol/ would take anything as long as it was for whites only

bet a pretty penny they would take Bolshevism if it excluding non-whites
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should i watch westworld (1973) before the tv show?

not sure i can be fucked for cheesy acting and crappy effects.
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>>65753812
not far from the jewish museum lol
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>>65753864
Don't like your tone to be quite fair
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>>65754021
it's clearly obvious he was full of shit but all the spastics here believed him
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>>65754083
>culture
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>>65753979
>Culture and citizenship is more important than race. They stand up for people of their country (white Brits and black Brits) and put their citizen's interests first
Pretty much defines me perfectly. Don't get why people focus on race so much
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>>65754021
thought that was pretty obvious desu
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>tfw you fart so loudly your arse claps
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>>65754096
bolshevism is a jewish ideology that ripped apart russia in a space of 70 years
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>>65753979
Farage is a very smart man
It's clear that he dislikes Islam and doesn't want immigration to change the makeup of communities

He also used to be a literal fascist in school
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>>65754070
>you're either a civic nationalist or a "/pol/-tier" racist
Are you trying to embarrass yourself or is this coming naturally?
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>>65754143
Tsar's deserved it
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475552443819.webm
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>>65754021
pretty clear since he wasn't taking donations and was focusing on selling passes instead
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enjoying some kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUkdjXfQnC4
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wow

http://i.imgur.com/5q7UHwJ.jpg
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>>65754068
Hiro is notorious for being a crook in Japan
him taking over the site was a bad idea.
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If you bought a pass within the last week you're a grade A mug
If you already had one you're still a grade B mug
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>>65754055
that's literally rape though
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>>65754192
screeching
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>>65754181
>stand on the brakes
>lose control
mong
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>>65754181
why did he crash
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bollocks are swollen
need a cum but I'm going to hold off
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>>65754181
whats going on here? why was the other guy driving on the wrong side?
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>>65754148
your post seem to imply he was simply "hiding" his ethno-nationalism. Enlighten me

I already described what civic nationalism is. Carswell is not a typical example of a civic nationalist, pro-mass-immigration isn't standard
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the best Bond song is from best Bond movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LumwvWt2Z4

which one will die earlier? Connery or Moore
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>>65754247
>>65754243
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Chicken korma tonight lads
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>>65754254
*sucks you off*
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>Why 4chan is 'struggling to survive'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-37563647

This shit is cringey af, hate getting mainstream media attention
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>>65754271
>>65754247
>>65754243
he was recording by hand so it was probably fake

something from a movie set I guess
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>>65754271
overtaking obviously you dimwit
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drinking a beer

in bed
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>>65754243
what do you mean by this
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>>65754278
>seem to imply he's simply hiding his ethno-nationalism
That's what he is doing. He's seen ethno-nationalism come and fall in the form of the BNP. He simply protected against that fall, ensuring he got what he wanted politically, ie. Brexit.
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>>65754303
Try not to get it on your dress, love x
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>>65754315
no thanks mate
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>>65754317
yea these idiots have no idea what they're talking about
shows just how much the Mainstream Media is based on gossip and rubbish.
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>>65754055
>OFFICIAL LAW WEBSITE
>covers up the url
ok
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>>65754021
No shit. People were calling him out on this in the very thread of him announcing it.
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Haha lads you're all a bunch of benders
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>>65754317
>Many visitors also head straight to the "random" board

really dislike being characterised by /b/ and /pol/ desu

its like taking a bunch of sharia law approving rashidun and dole scrounging chavs and saying that this is london
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>>65754325
>overtaking without looking
though the guy filming was going pretty fast
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someone post a long song, preferably around 10 minutes long

need to be occupied whilst I stretch the ol'd foreskin
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Omlette Wednesday again lads
Hope matey from the other week doesn't try again and make another pile haha what even was that
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>>65754055
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>>65754021
not buying it... 4chan's never been that profitable, if you believe moot
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>>65754419
You sick bastard
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>>65754145
>He also used to be a literal fascist in school
Really? Source?
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>>65754447
u wot m8
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>>65754412
just listen to an album or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC-JhQ1p7nw
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Found this tune the other day lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXCh9OhDiCI
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Having a liquid dinner tonight lads
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>>65754412

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEToKGfjlmM

metal box is my second favorite post-punk album.
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>>65754359
>>65754317
What gets me is the BBC literally talked to Hiro about this. What's even going on anymore.

>>65754398
It's just how it is, they miss what 3/4 of the site use it for, it's not all just mindlessly shitposting on /b/ and /pol/
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>>65754192
HOWLING
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>>65754317
no no no

i don't like this at all
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someone post a long song, preferably around 10 minutes long

need to be occupied whilst I stretch the ol'd arsehole
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>>65754479
*adds you on snapchat*
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need a fine gyal ta wine pon me cock
nam sayin bredda?
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>>65754444
its never been profitable, but its never been in dire straits either
>>65754493
that's good, imagine them flooding into one of the actual decent boards?

/b/ and now /pol/ & /v/ are like the overflow valve
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any kissy boys in x
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Anyone tuning in to Britain's Lost Masterpieces at 9pm?
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>>65754557
Shut up man you little divvy
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>>65754551
But they do eventually leak out which is where a lot of the problems come from

People just don't understand this place, don't bother lurking and then just throw their shit everywhere
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>>65754553
ill giv ya a Glasgow kiss bud
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>>65754317
"the so-called alt right"
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>>65754610
nothing wrong with BBC4
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>>65754629
have seen "lurk moar" posting in years
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>>65754543
https://youtu.be/P-Rf1I9htJk
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>>65754635
*gives you a Chelsea smile*
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So what will people do when the government cuts immigration but all the ones who were already here don't go away?
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>>65754663
L O N D O N
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>>65754650
alri grandad
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>>65754629
its been like that for a decade now though. the only issue is just how many more people are online.
no one wants to "lurk" though and most don't even understand how imageboard culture works.

its not like before where people came from other imageboards or similar "old internet" sites to here.
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>>65754679
remove the kebab
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Summer violence continues into October: 46 shot in Chicago over weekend

As of Monday, at least 3,200 people have been shot in Chicago this year, 930 more than this time a year ago.

There have been at least 568 homicides this year, 172 more than this time last year, according to data kept by the Tribune.
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>>65754635
Me on the right
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>>65753451
>Welsh independence

Why do you keep posting this meme? Support has been consistently under 10% and was below 20% even when Maggie Thatcher was shutting them mines and cutting the bennies.
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Reminder that French cheeses are shite compared to our proud, strong and hard-working British cheese.
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>>65754718
gang bang murder town
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>>65754685
More fool you. Tonight's episode is apparently a cracker
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just kicked someone's chihuahua on the way home lool
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I think that i've found myself a cheerleader
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>>65754718
gang gang
bang bang
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>>65754317
You can blame /b/ and then /pol/ in the last few years for popularising 4chan

Rule 1 and 2 existed for a reason and the people that mock it and say "muh sekrit club xD" are redditors desu
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>>65754742
Ya mum smells of cheese
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Dostoyevsky was a prophet
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http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1475647191406.webm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHxGyJp0_5I
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just called my mum a fat slag because she put too much ketchup on my nuggets
fucking dumb bint reeeeee
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>>65754718

where are the BLM protests about this?
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>>65754718
lock arff
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Want to be mysterious lads. How do I become more mysterious?

I've become a boring 9-5 pleb since graduating uni and getting a job.

Thinking of calling myself T-bone or getting a weird haircut.

Suggestions welcome
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>>65754867
For the longest time I thought it was Black Lives Splatter
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>>65754886
download cp
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>>65754848
>nuggets
Stop appropriating my nuggies REEEEEEEEEE
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>>65754798
That's the thing though, people just meme so hard they lose sight of what they're even doing in the first place. muh sekrit klub has it's place I think, but then people go on to use it for literally anything without even understanding why

There are people who are out there defending all this shit Hiro is doing, probably just for some easy (You)'s but they don't seem to understand this it's literally the future of the site in question here.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DsG9yQrdD4
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>>65754886
you dont want people at work thinking you're a weirdo
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>>65754886
you already are
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any yank here?

i wanna shoot your ass :-)
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I want summer back
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>>65754948
I want moot back
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>>65754948
I just want it to be 21c and sunny everyday
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>>65754886
come move to Asia with me and be that esoteric white guy
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>>65754886

walk around reading aleister crowley books
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>>65754886
join a secret society
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>>65754994
Are the Stone Cutters real?
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One in fifty of us is walking around with a brain aneurysm. It just hasn't ruptured.
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>dinner date in 50 minutes
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Do you >tfw no gf mongs have ANY idea how easy it is to get laid in this day and age?
You literally just have to get tinder and ask a girl out when she matches you. It's like ordering a pizza.
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>>65754886
start doing things
but don't tell people you are doing them
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>>65755010
It's a secret
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>>65754943
>ass
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in court as a witness tomorrow lads
extremely worried and scared
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>>65754886
I've started wearing my fox tail butt-plug at work, feel so cheeky.
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Someone post the photo of Gandy next to Zac for this retarded mong
>>65755044
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>>65755072
shut uuuup
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>>65754337
proofs that Nige is an ethno-nationalist?

>>65754145
credible proofs that Nige was a fascist?
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Your shoes untied mate.....AND youve dropped your gay card. Btw if your hand is bigger than your face that means you have cancer. Haha pinch punch first of the month no returns. Oi its (you)'s birthday lads ahaha I'll give you 20 pounds *gives you 200 birthday beats* whoops aha always was shit at maths *does 20 more* ahh thats better *suddenly lunges at you so you fall over my friend crouched behind you* hehe *everyone bundles on you* wayy dickhead *empties your bag* *breaks your ruler in half* *unscrews all your pens so they leak* *breaks all your pencil leads* *rips your rubber to bits* *throws your PE kit in the girls changing rooms* *pours your capri sun all over your books* *throws your shoes on the roof* *stabs you in the neck with a chisel*
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Do you poor mongs have ANY idea how easy it is to get filthy rich in this day and age?
You literally just have to go to uni and go for a job interview after. It's like ordering a pizza.
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Gimmick idea: Stock image noogie-posting
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These past 4 years have been both the best and worst time of my life
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so lonely
so alone
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if you're not far right but enjoy clubbing and casual degenerate sex then you are a runt
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>>65755109
Do you have autism?
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>>65754886
wear a trenchcoat and a flame fedora
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>>65755141
*kisses your nose*
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dear diary
it's been 12 years and still don't have a gf
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>>65755133
EXCELLENT idea.

(I'm actually replying to myself I just forgot to post my image)
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Do you >tfw no gf mongs have ANY idea how easy it is to get laid in this day and age?
You literally just have to get tinder and ask a girl out when she matches you. It's like ordering a pizza.
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At any time, one of the proteins in your brain can misfold and cause a prion disease and we don't know why.

One in fifty of us is walking around with a brain aneurysm. It just hasn't ruptured yet.
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new girl at work is about 5'11" with really long legs ofc but so far has only worn trousers, absolute crime to not let me see those babies in tights
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Business idea: somehow monetize the death of the mandem
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>noogie

fuck off yank
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He come to me with money in his hand
He offered me, I didn't ask him
I wasn't knocking someone's door down, I was running from that
When I got out, I was in that
I was already through that, I had that
I had the studio, I went to the studio
I went to Vox Studios. I had it all, and I looked at it and said, 'This is a bigger jail than I just got out of.'
I don't want to take my time going to work
I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag
And ten or fifteen girls
What the hell I wanna go off into -- and go to work for?
Work for what, money? I got all the money in the world
I'm the king, man
I run the underworld, guy
I decide whos does what and where they do it at
What am I, gonna run around and act like I'm some teenybopper somewhere, for somebody else's money?
I make the money, man, I roll the nickels
The game is mine
I deal the cards
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>>65755187
all me
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>>65755185
so embarrassing
hold your head in shame bruce
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>>65755178
18+ site mate
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Dear Slim,

I wrote you but you ain't been calling
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>>65755124
>downloading an app is equivalent to spending £27,000 and three years of your life
good argument
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>>65755133
>>
Business idea: shag my mate's mum and never tell him
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Business idea: Form a covert terror cell consisting of only /brit/ posters, sharing a common goal of eliminating all normie twats from the UK.
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PUA master here

you lads wanna get laid? do the following:

lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.
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Business idea: shag my mate's mum and insist he calls me dad from now on
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>>65755216
this happened to me, she has perfectly thick legs too

in the summer she came in wearing a skirt without tights and had really bad cellulite, was not a fan
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>>65755251
Sorry been a bit busy at the moment
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>>65755294
hmm very interesting
*walks away to go get a drink*
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>>65755294
pick up autist?
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>gives you a purple nurple, a wet admiral AND a titty twister
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Business idea: do a group project and not pull my weight
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did a satisfying poo
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>>65755355
>>65755360
snap
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Business idea: Strongbow Dark Fruit on draught
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>>65755387
uno
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>>65755387
not good enough
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Got a lift home from a girl
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>>65755289
Just had a word with a bobby about this post.
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>no videos for two days
>last video he was walking around in his underwear looking like absolute shit

is he finally done for?
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mandatory /brit/ foreskin captcha when?

YANKS OUT
MUDS OUT
WOGS OUT
DARKIES OUT
JFS OUT
ANGLOS IN
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off to have a wee
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>>65755435
would you give Tim a rimjob for 50k?
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>>65755435
Dunno why he doesn't tweet more
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reality_distortion_field
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Is anybody else attracted to slightly ugly women?

Something about them not being perfectly attractive really makes me want to bone them.

Kate Nash, Lily Allen, etc
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there is no noble love but that with recognises itself to be both short lived and exceptional
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>>65755500
>that photo

JUST
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YANKS IN
MUDS IN
WOGS IN
DARKIES IN
JFS IN
ANGLOS OUT
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>>65755500
hes moved?
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>>65755492
dont have that much money but im sure the bank will give me a loan if i ask really nicely
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>tfw you're the only person to go to uni in your family

Can't handle this ffs

Have been thinking of dropping out since my second year
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morning lads
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>>65755294

Thanks for the advice! will try it out this friday in factory
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>>65755529
cara
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>>65755545
Yes
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where was he taking them?

https://www.fb.com/photo.php?fbid=1394484800580678&set=a.256901367672366.78612.100000575139346&type=3&theater

what did moosey do to deserve this?
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>>65755548
>>65755551
snap
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>>65755590
where to
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>>65755570

shithole
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>>65755435
>>65755492
>>65755500

He has moved and will be without internet for a few weeks. Fuck off Tim posting if you dont even watch the videos and know the lore
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>>65755559
revolting
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>>65755570
Factory on a friday? you madman
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has tim posted his new address yet
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>>65755187
This gives me hope that something will kill myself before I have to do it.
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>>65755625

high wycombe i think. Its just a town right next to Marlow

>>65755648

i know ahahaha

>>65755628

Factory is a runt containment zone desu
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>>65755551
this happens to pretty much everyone except "only person to go" becomes "would be only person to drop out." chin up lad, just dont think about whatevers due until the night before, worked for me haha
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>tim has a car called roxy
>tim can drive
>people in this thread cant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eJ-t4VESuE

howling
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>>65755570
>Factory over Sound Control
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hmmm
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>>65755697
>not going quids in
who's the real runt here
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>>65755710
daddy
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>>65755709
sound control is piss poor you muslim
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>>65754718
Strapped Up Wtih My Nina We Bustin Caps At The Opps Too Turnt Lmaooo
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>>65754055
post link
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*shakes food bag*
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>>65755709

it was a joke ya dip

>>65755740

Factory is awful though. Its filled with A level students and giganormies. Plus the fucking staircase is awful to move through
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>>65755773
t. Tiger Tiger bender
>>
*scurries towards you and tugs at your trouser leg*
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>>65755294
shrieking
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>>65755836
True, but some of the best nights I've had in town are in there

>>65755870
Tiger Tiger is literally shit tier, along with Birdcage
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*nods my head to 4/4 techno*
ahh yes, like a true berliner
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Lads I'm 22 now and haven't been clubbing for like two years, nevermind to factory (A-level hangout).

Is it still three floors of different music with the bottom floor filtering chavs, the first floor being actually decent indie music and then the top floor just being a drug den?
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*drops a wet shit behind the couch*
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Manny bros, Hot Mess tonight yeah? x
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>>65755932
howling at this
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>>65755631
>tfw no more flat spracklen house and the evil dentist
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ahhhhh drinking on an empty stomach

patrician
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>>65755969
not that funny
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doing a poly-substance abuse lads
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>>65755935

>is it still three floors of different music

pretty sure it is. havent been in about a year though i prefer 42s now
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night in with the girliesssss xxxox
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smoking a cancer stick
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>>65756008
Fuck.

Is 22 too old to go back and get plasterd in these clubs?

Spent A-level basically just getting plastered and then struggling to get home
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>>65755991
4 u
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AHJSCITYNINP
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>>65755932
kek
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>>65755935
Yes, the first floor is literally 42's lite so go there if you only want that
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>conservative runts
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>>65756021
mate you sound nuts
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Me second from the right
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>>65756015
runtess
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>>65756048
promise you the guy on the right isn't very funny but has good manners
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>>65756074
cute x
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>>65756021
you can go clubbing up to your late 20's imo
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>>65756008

All of these student clubs are equally shite, I only survived my venue/5th/42s/factory days in a blizzard of ket
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>>65756048
>joining a youth wing of any political party
truly the lowest form of plebs
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>factory

alri turbononce
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>tfw too old to go to raves
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Freedom for Brittany !
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>>65756074
get out, we voted leave
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At what age did you stop pretending to enjoy clubs?
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>>65755710
once when i was younger we were on the way home from the beach and my dad was wearing just a baggy polo shirt and some speedos. we needed to get something from spar so in goes my dad bare-legged looking like hes not wearing any pants, stands in the queue stone-faced and comes out empty-handed cos he didnt have a wallet
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>>65756153
never been to a club haha

is 24 too late? don't have any friends
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>>65756170
won't be fun without friends
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>>65756021

>Is 22 too old to go back and get plasterd in these clubs?

nah. Id guess seeing people close to 30 would be odd though though. Plenty of people go clubbing still at 22 its not even old (and get in those awful pictures that people post here)

>>65756110

>DUDE DRUGS LMAO

the only drug you need in a club to have fun is friendship
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>>65756153
I hate them now at age 20, just go to try it on with burds
t. virgin
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new
>>65756201
>>65756201
>>65756201
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>>65756193
it is though
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>>65756193
ok i won't go
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keking maniacally at these sheltered leftists chastising trump for not paying his income tax as if they wouldn't do the same if they were old and wise enough to pay taxes on their own. these college-aged liberals who've never had a job and have no life experience yet spend their time criticizing everyone really make me kek, lads
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>>65756153
If you're belted, clubs are fun as long as you're not actively trying to pull. The harder you try the least attractive you are.
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>>65756255
FOY
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What do you think of this /brit/
http://youtu.be/froVoV2eHCk
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