Why does every Brazilian non stop brag about their shitty, poverty

>>65752440
Insular culture and strong identity.

>>65752440
because autism, and people relate their misery to everything but themselves. BRs dont follow reason

also this >>65752476

>>65752476

This + an inferiority complex because although they might be the most relevant country in South America, literally no one cares about what Brazil does or thinks outside of it except maybe Africa.

>>65752440
Same could be said of America. You guys are patriotic and America is a fat decaying shithole that's only livable if you're rich.

>>65752608

America is extremely livable if you are

1) Not a poorfag in a South.
2) Not a middle income person in urban areas like LA/SF and NYC.

Plenty of people live fairly well on $45,000-$90,000/year.

>>65752608
>that's only livable if you're rich
That's cute.

>>65752675
>>65752704
Maybe you're just use to it but eating Mcdonalds 3 times a day and shopping for products at wall mart while living in a dump isn't fine living. Fat nigger-filled shithole.

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>>65752784

I never buy from Walmart, I get my stuff from the vastly superior Costco where everything is cheaper and of higher quality.

>>65752885
This

>>65752554
>no cares about Brazil
if that was true this thread wouldnt exist and we wouldnt have got the olympics + WC

>>65752440
Oh look, the patriot kettle talking about the pan.

"please come to brazil"

>>65752440
BECAUSE BRAZIL IS GREAT COUNTRY!!!

>>65753223
This is exactly one of the things I was referring to. I'll watch a Youtube video of some random artist and there's always, ALWAYS someone who posts "come to Brazil"

>>65753219
At least we can back our pride up. Where do I even start. Go look a list of our scientific discoveries.

>>65753223
better than BUILD THE WALL

>>65753325
because we love foreigners, not even memeing

>>65753325
Who cares about scientific discoveries when you have an election still to end, with two people that shouldn't even be there trying to be president, just like Brazilian politics?

>>65753325
so if you had no scientific discoveries you would move to a ""superior"" country? how insecure are you?

>>65753223
I've already instructed my compatriots to stop doings this because it taints the image of Brazil. I've also told them to stop posting sexual comments in the instagram of foreign white girls because if it continues like this, foreign girls will think Brazilian men are creepy like Turks or Indians. But do you think they listen to me?

>>65753325
inventing the airplane is a pretty big deal

>>65753458
yes people should not like their own countries or want people to come here. We should be autistic, white supremacist and say fuck off we are full to everyone

>>65753458
>dat autism
kek

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WTF I love Canada now

>>65752440

>proud

m8, they're the biggest self-haters i've ever seen along with Russian.

I hate when i see a thread about my country because there's always some monkey shitposting and people falling for the bait.

It's ok to complain about stuff about your country, but Brazilians here are fucking obsessed with it. If you make a thread talking good stuff about us, your thread will be flooded with monkeys giving you pastas, maps and liveleak videos just to show how shit it is and they want to you feel pityness for them.

Some serious masochystic(dunno how it writes) shit tbqh.

This thread proves exactly why I make it a point to hide the fact that I am American and Brazilian.


I just tell people I'm Canadian and Argentinian.

>>65753732
It's just a loud minority tbqh.

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What can you tell me about Brazilian women?

>>65753732
>they want to you feel pityness for them.

It's not pityness. It's to counter this:
>Ufanism, from the Portuguese "ufanismo", is a form of jingoism, jactancy, an excessive pride, a sense of boasting or self-vangloriation of a country, an excessive exaltation of its qualities, most of times because of misinformed patriotism. Ufanists generally exceed their compliments to the point of creating a distant view of reality. In the case of Brazil (and mainly of North Korea), ufanism is the attitude of the general population, or of certain groups, highlighting in an exaggerated form the potential and achievements of the country, its beauty and natural wealth, and the hospitality or qualities of its people -- minimizing or ignoring the problems, the poverty and the technological backwardness. The common use in Portuguese comes from the book "Porque Me Ufano do Meu País" ("Why I Am Proud Of My Country"), by Count Afonso Celso. The adjective "ufano" comes from Spanish and means a group boasting arrogantly to himself extraordinary merits.

>>65754036
hurr durr i am a selfhater therefore i am right, I will move to canada and become white ubermensch 300 IQ

>>65753732
Well that sucks. Kinda feel bad for making this thread now lol

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>>65754036

Nope. It's more normal to see self-haters than nationalists or "ufanistas".

Seriously you can't mention anything about it that some monkey already come and say it's shit, even though he has no idea what is it.


Also, why would someone care about what a "ufanista" says or do? Your text just proves that every self-hater is a insecure faggot who blames his failures on his homecountry flaws.

If they REALLY hate the country they'd already have leaved long ago.

>>65754244

It's ok. I know my country it's in a very shit situation, but there's still some good.

I think that counts everywhere, even or other shitty countries, they still have some good shit.

>>65754244
meh it's ok m8, you shouldn't cater to autists feels, fuck them. Make them suffer in their misery

>>65754284
>If they REALLY hate the country they'd already have leaved long ago.

If leaving was so easy, the entire world would be living in USA or Canada.

>>65755030
yes, the entire world would sell their family, culture and friends just so they can brag they are white and superior

>>65753391
you love foreigners so much you rob them so they cant leave
and you fucks usually dont vacc and you spread diseases.

>>65758213
i love u

>>65758213
i love u

>>65758213
fuck u

>>65753223
pls do

>>65758213
come 2 brazil

>>65755030

>i-i'm studying/working so i can leave

C'mon everybody knows they just want to brag to other how "superior" he is by cleaning toilets on a first world country.

>>65752554
Exclude Angola and we're relatively more important to China than Africa.

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>>65758213
>and you fucks usually dont vacc and you spread diseases.
The shittiest part of being irrelevant is that everyone here would believe that, while in reality anti-vacc movements are far more common in most of the West (specially the US) than Brazil.

>>65752440
Where? Bullshit. There are two types of Brazilians on the web: those who hate themselves and their country and those who tell the first group to go fuck themselves and stop whining. Overall good people

>>65752784
>Mcdonalds 3 times a day
Stupid leaf has no idea that mcdonalds != bigmac

>>65753122
Only 16 years after my super-relevant cunt hosted it for the second time.

>>65759457
>those who hate themselves and their country and those who tell the first group to go fuck themselves and stop whining.

It's the other way around, dumbshit. It's crazy nationalists who think Brazil is the most powerful country in history and a small minority of realists trying to bring them back to reality and fix all the cringe they post around the web.

>>65759628
my benis in your cunt

>>65759628
you only get those events cause you are literally USA/England in Oceania, not because of your own reputation

>>65759650
kek I hope you aren't implying you sperg out on fucking YouTube comment sections

>>65758213
You idiot, those who rob don't even know what internet is. Regular folks suffer from those monkeys as much as tourists. What is weird is nobody cares and everybody minds their own business.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohxKIHVbgkY

>>65759772
yes this is everyday in Brazil, that is why I always leave my house with my AR-15 to prevent this kind of things

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>>65752440
>What makes them so fucking proud of their country?
HAHAHAHHAHA
Nobody here has pride of anything, I belive it's a good thing.

>>65759772
portugal proxy

>>65759650
Do you even understand the meaning of "the other way around"? I said two kinds, A AND B. If you flip it the other way around you get the same answer.

Logic, do you speak it?

Not even lying brazilians disgust me. so do mexicans.

how the fuck do you have all those resources and landmass + coastline yet STILL suck.

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>>65759772
>those who rob don't even know what internet is.

Who told you that? They all post on Facebook and use whatsapp.

>>65759832
bbbut how did you guess it?

>>65759914
just look at yourself and you will know it

>>65759926
These kids? >>65759772
Good for them. So are there here in this thread? Please don't rob me.

>>65759878
You don't understand Brazil. So please, keep your mouth shut and refrain from posting. Thank you.

>>65759977
>>65759772

I will tell you guys a secret:
The biggest self-haters aren't actually self-haters, they only hate other states but pretend their own state isn't Brazil, this obnoxiousness is most prevalent in São Paulo.

>>65759985
Actually the burger was spot-on at least when it comes to /int/, you need to kill yourself.

>>65759985
I don't claim I do. I just repeat what other Brazilians say. But that is OK, you tell the same to each of you fellow Brazilian. "you don't understand Brazil".

>>65760054
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ilovu

>>65752440
They need to defend their white overlords.

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>>65752440
When 90% of Brazilians look like this why would you not brag.

>>65760098
>at least when it comes to /int/

You said it well. Plus that's merely your point of view. You're a nationalist, so according to you, everyone has to worship everything the country does or face death penalty.

>>65760224
Scouting for handsome/pretty white models in the favelas would be a fun job

>>65754284
>they REALLY hate the country they'd already have leaved long ago
It's just that easy huh?

>>65760277
What makes you think I'm a nationalist?
You are just a rambling monkey.

>>65760277
>You're a nationalist, so according to you, everyone has to worship everything the country does or face death penalty.
AAAAUTTTTISSSSSMMMMMMM

>>65760305
yes it is

>>65752440
I've noticed this only when you talk about other countries in SA. For example, every time you talk about Chile's success(even though it's not that great) a bunch of Brazikas come to the thread and cherry pick the worst aspects of Chile trying to bring them down to their level. Brazilians also have a superiority complex with mestizos and native americans thinking that their African roots are better. Overall Brazikas are pretty obnoxious online

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>All these uneducated monkeys embarrassing us

Please, stop

>>65760503
>I've noticed this only when you talk about other countries in SA. For example, every time you talk about Chile's success(even though it's not that great) a bunch of Brazikas come to the thread and cherry pick the worst aspects of Chile trying to bring them down to their level. Brazilians also have a superiority complex with mestizos and native americans thinking that their African roots are better. Overall Brazikas are pretty obnoxious online
you are pretty stupid kek

>>65760336
If you think the self-hate in /int/ is too aggressive then you're a nationalist, end of story.

>>65760503
>implying chile is good

>>65760556
>If you think the self-hate in /int/ is too aggressive then you're a nationalist, end of story.
if you agree with /int/ autism you are an autist, end of story

>>65760503
Every spic country is shit.

>>65760503
>Brazilians also have a superiority complex with mestizos and native americans thinking that their African roots are better.

This is factually true though.

>>65760719
kek, yes being 100% black in brazil makes me better than everyone else feels good

>>65760506
You're embarrassed? Then fuck off little bitch.

>>65760503
It actually goes like this
South Brazil germanic whites > Argentinean italoindians > rest of the mestizos > North Brazil africans

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The typical Joao Costa type SP/Rio monkey is obsessed with being accepted as white and a European. The typical monkey working in NYC will say this during the day to anyone who will listen.

- Brazilians are not Latinos
- Brazil has more in common with Switzerland than with Colombia
- Portuguese is nothing like Spanish
- Brazilians cannot read or understand Spanish
- They do not eat white rice and black beans, their cuisine is more Euro than the French
- Brazil is 70% white

>>65759832
>it's the portugal hater who things everyone is a portugal proxy

shitpost aside there is some stuff brazil looks good for. their festivals are lot

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>>65760829
>South Brazil germanic whites

Poverty colonos and fat girls.

>>65760877
This would be decent bait if it wasn't for the "Brazilians cannot read or understand Spanish" and "They do not eat white rice and black beans".

In reality hues pride themselves in understanding spanish while dumb beaners can't understand portuguese and brazilian cúîsìñë is one of the few things hues are unanimously proud of.

>>65760503
>>65760550
>>65760563
>>65760646
>>65760719
>>65760829

Case in point

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>>65761077
Fattie fat girls.

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>>65761334
And poverty.

>>65761096
No Brazilian in NYC will ever serve beans/rice at home. They will make risotto or pot-au-feu, or anything that negates their monkey roots, and screams out - "I am a European."

Ask a monkey to translate for a Spanish speaker and they will all say Portuguese is so different and I cannot understand a single thing they say. Portuguese is more like French or Italian.

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>>65761587
Risotto is very common here and not considered "euro".

Spoken spanish can be quite hard to understand depending on the accent, written spanish is fairly easy to translate tho.

>>65761587
I consider myself to be European.

>>65761587
I can't speak spanish for shit famalam.

>>65761714
That guy is the type I am talking about. He thinks he is white, but in the USA except Miami, he would be a Latino. The funny thing is the true whites from Brazil want nothing to do with the Joao types, and will always explain how different PR/SC/RS people are from Brazilians.

>>65762468
Most people from the South are swarthy as shit and these are the insecure ones. The white minority is liberal as hell and it's hilarious to watch, they eat American culture like Tumblr and TV series and become crazy liberal feminists, while the swarthy ones become obsessed with Nazis and start browsing Stormfront.

>>65762628
t. paulista who never left his city
Most southerners don't give a fuck about burger retardation and are more conservative than the rest of Brazil.

>>65762736
Says the southerner.

>>65762736
>are more conservative than the rest of Brazil.

What world do you live in? Are you the homosexual from Rio de Janeiro?

The biggest liberals are in South Brazil. Justl look at Maria do Rosario.

>>65763038
You silly paulistas have a weird view of what the south is like, I met a paulista in Curitiba who said it was nothing like he thought and it was like another country.

>>65763072
RS is leftist but PR and SC are rightist, there's no all-encompassing sulista identity like the separautists like to imply.
Gaúchos are very much their own thing, catarinenses and paranaenses too.

Paulistas like to say PR is "southern SP" too but here we just see SP as a concrete jungle with terrible traffic and smog, we don't identify with it at all.

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>What makes them so fucking proud of their country?

Their country is the most searched word on Liveleak.
Sounds like an accomplishement to me.

>>65752675
Same could apply to Brazil.
Extremely liveable if you are not a poorfag or a middle income person on North/Northeast.

>>65752608
Dued canada is the irelivent contry here

>>65763330
SC is a nonstate, it's basically touristic city with fake German buildings + poor villages. PR are retarded rednecks and are known as "Brazilian Russia" by everyone.

RS is the only legit state and only one that spilled blood to free itself from this devil called Brazil.

>>65763330
>Paulista

Kek. How about you leave your shitstate for once. I've been to northeast, north and also to the south. Every 4 corners of the country looks like a different country and that is to be expected of fucking Brazil, a country internationally known for its diversity.

>>65753411
Dued your presidents dress up like clowns

>>65763426
Brazil is extremely livable if you're not Brazilian and visit it every once in a while just to fuck some really young girls in those spectacular brothels for tourists.

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>>65763663
I never heard of this Brazilian Russia meme until a few months ago, I guess some popular YouTuber popularized and you retards ate it up.

Curitiba is the most reserved and educated city in the country, this meme simply doesn't apply, just more retarded paulista ignorance.

>>65753503
Lol that was us moron

>Thread slowly derailing into regional turf

Fuck you south Brazil.

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>>65763760
this is the illustrated difference between your 4 corners... ;)

>>65763963
Looks like Argentina tbqh

>>65763790
I know you live on northeast, ni66er.
That's the only thing I actually can do there where you live also.

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>>65752554
>most relevant country in south america
>brazil

>>65763760
I didn't mean to imply that PR is uniquely unique, I'm just saying paulistas are ignorant and don't know shit about other states.

>>65758213
reminder that the anti-vaxx movement started here my man

>>65764105
Paulistas are the first ones that think South Brazil is filled with tall German who only understand Germanic languages and start flooding every forum or imageboard with pictures of Giselle Bundchen.

>>65764093
Drop the proxy, boludo.

>>65764105
I'm not disagreeing.

>>65752440
>Why
They're masochists that like to be shat all over by the rest of the world, hence the anal fixation so prominent in their country.

>>65764210
i'm venezuelan and i know for a fact chile is wayyyyyyy more relevant than u guys

>>65764364
auheuaheuaheuhe
whatever makes u sleep at night.

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>>65764364
keked

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>>65764413
>>65764452
>thinks ppl give a shit about brazil

k
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k

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>>65764183
They are the ones who spread these retarded Russia and "rednecks" memes.

What the fuck rednecks, are they seriously trying to apply burger geography to Brazil? Every fucking thread that retarded paulista shows up to post pics of poor villages in the middle of nowhere implying it represents the state as a whole.

I fucking hate all of you.

>>65764498
It's ok, I would hate Brazil too if I was a spic.

>>65764506
South Brazil is shit, that is factually true. Both Mississippi and Russia have higher HDI than all Southern states.

Does every girl in Brazil have tons of plastic surgery? I'm fucking a Brazilian girl that came here recently and wants to move here because she says Brazil is a shithole with no future. And she has boob implants and has had some plastic surgery on her nose as well.

>>65764730
Then why is Curitiba always ranked the best city in the country?
It's a global example of urban planning too so fuck you if you ever used BRT.

>>65764763
Only the dumb, materialistic ones.

>>65764881
She is dumb and materialistic. Are lots of Brazilian grills like that?

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>>65764816
Curitiba is a city for hipsters. It's the 44th city with most murders on earth. It has a little over 1.5 million people only, it's small, cramped and has a stupid bus system for communists(very Russian).

>>65765011
>Are lots of Brazilian grills like that?

Most are. If they're from a big city the chances of being a vapid dumb bitch is 99%, if they're from small village it's 75% thanks to the internet, back in the day it wasn't common.

>>65765011
nah. Only the ones with european blood aka south of brazil

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>>65764623
>brazil
>blanco

>>65765015
More than 70% of the murders are directly related to drug trafficking, if you don't sell or buy drugs then it isn't any more dangerous than a typical city, this shit only affects retards and niggers.

>>65765111
She's from Rio.

>>65765120
She's from mostly Portuguese ancestry.

>>65765190
it's probably the place with most portuguese ancestry. No wonder cariocas are the biggest whores of brazil.

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>>65765125
Also it's the 8th most populous city in the country and far from cramped, it's actually a lot more spacious than fucking SP with its chaotic labyrinth of narrow roads and shit, it has WIDE roads and expansive parks everywhere I tell you.

>>65765427
I'm no whore, fuck you

>>65765478
I've been to Curitiba, it's a city for millionaires like every other good city in Brazil. If you're a middle class guy you're stuck in the outskirts where drug dealing, brown people and murders happen all the time.

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>>65765478
Also it's all your fucking fault we even have a drug problem to begin with, you kicked your own druggies out of SP and they migrated to the south and our current mayor is an incompetent retard.
Thankfully he's out and now we have 2 competent ones to choose.

>>65765427
She's kind of a whore, really. I took her with me to a weekend to a nice hotel and restaurants. Most of the time she was on her phone taking selfies and posting them on instagram.

If she didn't put out I couldn't stand her for long.

>>65765657
Eh, sure the more noble areas are expensive but you can live a frugal life in the metropolitan region, I couldn't call it a city for elites.

Why does every American non stop brag about their shitty, disease and violence-ridden country all the time? Literally on every corner of the internet there's always an obnoxious American trying to relate any topic back to their country.

What makes them so fucking proud of their country?

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>>65764763
This is mma player Dean Lister and his ex Brazilian wife Flavia. She was an au-pair here in California and convinced Dean to marry her; after her green card showed up she promptly ditched him and moved on to Florida. Never trust third world bitches. Also no proper white Brazilian man would touch a girl like Flavia as they are viewed as trashy.

>>65766170
It's all right. I didn't even say she's my gf, just a girl I'm fucking. Also, is that guy's face photoshopped or is he really that deformed?

>>65766170
>so no proper white Brazilian man would touch a girl like Flavia as they are viewed as trashy.
kek

>>65752440
I enjoy the good things about my country, but nobody listens to me

I could sperg's problems

>>65752608
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canadian_Salt_Company

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>>65766443
He has a very square face - but he is not too bright since he was scammed by a favela rat.

>>65766170
Is that Dean Lister really considered "white" in America? He looks pardo to me.

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>>65765123
>cherrypicking this hard

>>65752675
>literally a poorfag in the south
no wonder I hate it here, seriously i need to go to a better region of the country