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I can't come up with enough reasons why "converting"

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I can't come up with enough reasons why "converting" to Islam and marrying an educated rich 10/10 Muslima is a bad idea.

The pros far outweigh the cons.
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>>65745379
>educated rich 10/10 Muslima
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>>65745624
this
also if you cheat on her, her family will kill you
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>>65745379
>muslima
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>>65745676

Why would I need to cheat on a 10/10 woman who will worship my white weenie cock?
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>educated rich 10/10 Muslima
>not married
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>imblying you deserve 10/10 Muslima
that's unless your name is Chad Thundercuck
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>>65745856
I have strong blonde blue eyed Finnish genes. That makes me deserving of a 10/10 Muslima.
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I'm sold, praise Allah
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>>65745379
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>>65746232
Her sisters
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>>65745913
>That makes me deserving of a 10/10 Muslima.
Why?

>>65745856
More like Ahmed Lightningdick lmao
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>>65746286

If I "converted" I would choose a neutral name like Adam.
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>>65746380
Will you join the mujahedeen?
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>65745797
>educated rich 10 years old Muslima
>not married
FTFY
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>>65745379
>marrying an educated rich 10/10 Muslima is a bad idea.
Because this part won't happen.
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>>65746626

I would rather boil myself in acid
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>>65745379
Islam doesnt let you drink alcohol or eat pork.
Islam doesnt let you draw humans or animals or plants, only those geometric shapes they use in their mosques.

Islam doesnt like music (sometimes forbids it), and dogs because they are impure.
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>>65746774

I'm vegan and don't like drinking.

Most muslims don't follow those rules anyway.
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>>65746910
>vegan
as foretold
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>>65746910
>vegan
Fucking hell
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>>65746910
>>I'm vegan and don't like drinking.

Ok fair enough, but Islam hates fags so you they would stone you to death. Pretty good reason not to convert since they hate progressive homogays like yourself.
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You won't find a rich 10/10 girl unless you are rich as fuck.

If you are sure go ahead, nothing to lose.
If you are not rich, they you will at best find a 7/10 poor/medium girl.

Honestly though I like the 7/10 better, less bitchy, they don't act like princesses who need to be spoiled and the poorer one most likely knows how to cook.
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penis cutting
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>>65745379

If you ever change your mind it's ok to kill you according to Islam.

That kind of return policy should be enough to justify any misgivings.
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>>65749393
>If you ever change your mind it's ok to kill you according to Islam.
Same guy as this >>65746626
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>>65749393
>>65749681
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>>65749393
>>65749681
>>65749712
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>>65748528

cant argue here, op. this anon knows whats up
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>>65749681
>>65749712
>>65749748
What a dumbass, he should have just stayed home and converted non-believers
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Haram hijabis are the sole purpose in life
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>>65749892
He just wanted to find <3~love~<3
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>>65749915
>tfw you studied abroad in the Middle East and discovered that the girls cover up because they're all incredibly hot but the guys are animals that can't control their rape urges
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Need Hijabi gf!!
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>>65750110
>can't control their rape urges
So was Tumblr right? Is Islam the solution?
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>>65750079
I genuinely feel bad for him
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BEURETTE

>>65750125
>hijabi
>gf
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>>65745721
Because they won't. All they want from you is children.
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>>65745379
>10/10 muslima
I hope you're rich because all you'll get is a fat one with a unibrow otherwise
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>>65750180
ahahahah
we should send the rest of the NEETS to die in the desert aswell.
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>>65750938
Do they ever give news about him?? Is it confirmed that he's dead?
Btw at first he was happy with his choice and said that the only time he'd want to go back home is if/when finland joins the caliphate. I wonder what changed his mind..
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>>65751244
no theres no news about him and dont know if hes alive
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>>65750110
what are you talking about? Theres a bunch of rich muslims in my school and the vast majority are ugly as fuck
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>>65751738
Where do your Muslims come from?
Jordanian girls aren't ugly :3
youtube.com/watch?v=mhZm33zy8Vc
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>>65752014
I dont really talk to them because I hate muslims but mostly UAE, Saudi Arabia and other rich places
They pay like 20 or 30k a year to come here so its only rich kids
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>>65751591

He's dead
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>>65745379
She wears a Daniel Wellington watch
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>>65752530
proofs?
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>>65752014
No hijab HARAM, disgusting pigs you call yourselves islamist?
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>>65745379
And why can't you convert to Catholicism and marry an educated rich 10/10 practicing Catholic woman
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>>65752893
Most of these girls will wear hijab after marriage like 90%
>>65752379
They don't wear face coverings??
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I JUST WANT TO BE MARRIED WITH QT 10 YEARS OLD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOW DO CAN I APPLY TO CONVERT?
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