>americans aren't allowed to pump fuel themselves so

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>be American
>be a dummy

Only in like 2 states desu.
Canada on the other hand doesn't let you pump fuel anywhere

ew why would you pump fuel yourself? the handles are filthy and the gas ruins clothing if it spills

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>>65739436
>>65739448
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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>Be american
>Forget the Kinder egg still in your bag while coming home
> Get arrested for smuggling
>Life in prison
>Become Jamals prison husband
Literally can't make this up

>>65739473
>be a kiwi

better to refer to us as "somewhere in america" since none of your memes work for all of america anyway

fucking retards in Oregon didnt put my gascap on in the RV while I was going to Burning Man. Fucking had to use a fucking potato chip bag, and hope I wouldnt get stopped.

Picked it up like 3 weeks later

>>65739403
There are self serving and automated gas stations you tart. We can pump gas if we want to or have some teenage White kid with achne do it for us while we talk shit to each other loudly in our car

>>65739572
some places you are not allowed

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>>65739436
>>65739484
>>65739492
>>65739521
>>65739572
>>65739606
>AMERICANS THIS TRIGGERED

>>65739645
America CANNOT recover from this, it's over

>>65739645
>Be Brazilian
>Drink tap water
>End up like Hiroshi Ouchi
>>65739663
>Be Australian
>Google takes 5+ minutes to load results for Hiroshi Ouchi
>Need to wait for image results

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>>65739418

>>65739606
>>65739403

What? I've literally never heard of this.

>>65739918
It's in fucking New Jersey, no idea why. On the plus side gas is cheap as shit there so I can't complain

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>>65740007

>>65739992

Just goes to show that the state's laws, much like the people I've met from there, are utter shit.

These threads are one of the reasons this board is on the chopping block by the way

>>65740007
>I come from a shit third world country whose only claim to fame is suffering catastrophic defeats

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>>65739403
this? XDD

>>65739403
It is even worst.
They have to watch commercials before they can fill up their tank. I'm not shitting you.

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Wait I'm confused; Who doesn't pump their own gas?

>>65740244
Americans, as we've established in this thread

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>Americans health care puts a frostbitten person in a microwave
>with his shoes on
>bill is 11,000,000 plus tax
>you pay the tip of else they throttle up the waves

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>>65739692
Kek

>>65740242
You're full of shit lmao

I grew up in America, although I was not born there. Never before had I seen gas station attendants in America, but no one pumps their own gas in Sakartvelo. I mean yeah Americans are lazy and all but this isn't true for most states I've been to.

>>65739692
underrated ameribanter

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>>65740518
lmao

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>be american
>had to pay for holding newborn son

>>65740928
what the fuck? memes aside thats not even funny
amerifats explain please

>>65740928
What the fuck...

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>>65739403
>be American
>get shot

COULD NOT, CANNOT BE POSSIBLY IMAGINED

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>>65740928

>>65740928
>Amerispends

>>65739692
Good post

>>65741633
bad post

>>65741929
bad person

>>65740928
Take the 39.35, times it by 79, and you get the delivery for c-section cost. Skin to skin does not mean holding the baby, it's just another cost for beginning the c-section

>>65739521
Wut

>vacuum cleaners, brooms and mops are literally banned in america
>if your floor gets dirty the law requires you to get a new one
>if you dont youre liable to be sued by anyone using the floor (including your family)

Americans will defend this

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>>65742145
>if your floor gets dirty the law requires you to get a new one
this is a bit too far to the bullshit side, but I'm going to believe it anyway

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>>65742145
>it's real
Holy shit.

CANNOT FABRICATE

>>65740242
>even worst

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>>65742145
You fucking savage
Where's the leash

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>>65742145
AMERICA IS FINISHED THIS IS THE END

THEY WILL NEVER LIVE THIS DOWN

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>>65740928
>>65742145
>land of the free

>>65742145
I don't see the problem? Do you guys really use mops and vaccum cleaners? That's so dangerous.

>>65739403
i have driven a car in US a while ago but literally all gas stands were DIY

>>65739403
Gas stations are really hard to use. I'm glad there's an attendant otherwise I wouldn't know how to get fuel for my car. Not to mention I would have to get out of my car, so inconvenient

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>>65742145
my sides

>>65740007
MY SIDES
Y

S
I
D
E
S

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>>65740928
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Everybody loves America

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>>65743313
Of course we do, silly
We're laughing with you, not at you

>>65739403
>be american
>go on betfair and put $10 on my favorite NFL team
>get shot by FBI

>>65740928
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>65740928
CAN'T REPRODUCE THIS SHIT UP

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>>65740928
ahahahahahahahahahah

>>65743359
>y-yes my foreign master I-I'll do your biding

kill yourself

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>>65743075
>be Amerishart
>have to get out of shitty plastic car to fill up car
>engage DESIGNATED-brand crane lifting apparatus
>pressure on anus from assflaps disappears
>PPFFFFFFBBBRRRAAAAAPPTTSSHHHH
>bring in 100 million beaners to never have to get up from seat again

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>be american
>the kid isn't even yours
C

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>>65743457
>>65740928
fugg

>>65743436
I live in a free world and I get to choose my own masters, none of your business

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>>65743430
>search interracial marriage in the US to find proper statistics
>find this instead

Turns out that >60% is closer to >42% TIP TOP KEK

>>65739436
yes we do retard

>>65742145
>cleaning your floors
Do you wash your toilet paper for re-use too?
t. American

>>65739403
Orepumps and Cuck Jerseyans BTFO

Jeez l fucking hate this custom, I park my car and outta nowhere there's a gipsy taking the pump and waiting for me to get out of the car

Fuck off let me fill

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>>65740007

>be American
>this is the thread that makes me leave /int/

That's it, I simply can't take it anymore. It's clear this board is not for international discussion, it's not clear what this board does usefully. As far as I can tell the only thing it does is allow other countries to stroke their penis better by making fun of Americans. But, here's the thing. It doesn't even make fun of real Americans, it makes fun of a fictitious America. An America that doesn't exist. An America where everyone has gas station attendants and openly shit themselves in public. An America where all people are somehow more retarded than the average American. An America that only exists in the feebled minds of hurt countries trying to massage their egos and tend to their inferiority complexes. I understand the need for other countries to do this, I get it. But don't market it as an international discussion board if that's all this is.

Finally, this thread makes me realize it. Finally this thread is the straw that broke the camel's back. I know now that there is nothing redeemable in this board unless you're from a poor man's country that has nothing better to do than rub one out to the idea of a retarded fictional concept of America that doesn't exist in reality.

Thank you, and goodbye!

You pump it yourself but have to pay before they allow you to. Fucking third world tier. Annoys the hell out of me traveling there.

>>65746605
*SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART*

>>65746680
What's the problem? Want to run off without paying, nigger?

You just swipe the card and pump, get as much as you need and it tallies whatever was on your card.

Stupid retarded Australians

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>>65739403

>>65746731
No one runs off without paying in Australia we act like civilized fucking humans.

All Australian cards hard chips and are a cunt at any swipe thing in America at the best of times, no idea why that's so third world also while we've had that plus tap and go for fucking a decade.

>Returning rental car, how much do I need?
>Hmmm $20 should fill it back up
>Nope, still needs more, maybe another $10?
>To much, need to go into store to get $5 refund.

>>65746846
>>Returning rental car, how much do I need?
>>Hmmm $20 should fill it back up
>>Nope, still needs more, maybe another $10?
>>To much, need to go into store to get $5 refund.

what do you have all fucking day to pump gas?

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>Be average Amerilard
>Struggle to get out of bed because I way 400 pounds
>Nearly break my knees dropping onto the ground because I'm so short
>Put on XXXXXXL cargo shorts, combat boots, cowboy hat, and American Flag hat
>Feminine hips get stuck in the doorway due to estrogen in the water
>Start off the day with three bowls of sugary cereal with marshmallows, washed down with a liter of soda
>Pledge comes on TV, stand up slowly to salute president obongo and his many sons
>Go to Walmart to get a new gun so i can defend myself against niggers
>Breakfast catches up with me
>Shart in mart

>>65739403

Pretty sure that's only in New Jersey. I've never seen it in any of the 23 states I've driven in.

On the plus side for us yanks. We pay less than half for a gallon of gasoline than you.

>>65746846
Now I know you're just making stuff up. You don't enter an amount beforehand, it only charges you after you fill. You just swipe beforehand. It's all automatic

>>65747620
New Jersey and Oregon because of "muh jobs", but in any case this thread is banter and not to be taken at face value.

>>65739403
I'm allowed to pump you ;^)

>>65747671
delet this

>>65743430
Most of that is beta whites and status obsessed Asian women.

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>>65746605
woah.... do you have autism?

>>65746605
Is this pasta?

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>>65739403

>N-N-NOT IN MY STATE!!!!!

>>65739448
If you're filling up small fuel canisters it seems especially excessive to get someone to do it for you.

>>65743430
Maybe it'll mean in future they have a cohesive national identity. Can't be racist if you're all mixed.

>>65749248
>we don't fuck sheep! Not in my non-country! T-they only do it in wales!

>>65749248
>o-o-only in 2 relatively small states

>>65749425
This desu
Decades after we colonial have put aside our diferences europoors will still be be blowing each other up over ethnicity

>>65747934
No it isn't
Sure, it definitely happens, but Asians make up a tiny portion of our population compared to Africans and Hispanics.

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>>65749248
>A-ALL THE FAT INBRED PEOPLE ARE IN THOSE OTHER STA-*PPFFFFRRRRTTTT* OH GO-*PSSSSSHHHHRRTTTT*

>>65739403
>gas

Fuck off yank

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>>65739403

>mexicans pump their fuel
>dindus pump their women

>>65750412
A tiny portion of the population, but the majority of interracial marriages.

>>65750625
SHARTERS ETERNALLY BTFO