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Canadian humor-edition
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>>65717580
delet
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inb4 404
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is janny a retard?
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>>65717580
Kill yourself. Deleting 2 threads just so you could make your unfunny joke in the OP? No wonder 4chan is going down the tubes, staff quality is trash.
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>>65717638
maybe hes upset because he's going to lose his "job"
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>>65717665

Im not a janny, jackass
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Where are hot pockets xdddd?
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>>65716460
>>65716668
What do those blocks have that AdBlock doesn't?
Youtube is starting to get really nasty with its anti-adblockers.
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>>65717690
Fuck off retarded mod, you deleted 2 threads, one of which was after the bump limit.
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Fuck the janny lads
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>>65717756
ads

https://adblockplus.org/acceptable-ads
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>>65717774

if I was a mod, dont you think I wouldve deleted your posts
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who here /baggedwater/
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There is literally nothing wrong with being Canadian.
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>>65717664
Don't let his charisma fool you. Many rich people, not to mention CEOs in general, are immoral pieces of shit. There's no doubt in my mind that Martin is an elitist who believes the rules of the world do not apply to him. It doesn't really help that people are impressed and even attracted to this behavior, even if it comes at the expense of others--just look at where it has gotten Donald Trump.
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>>65717867

>he keeps his milk in bags
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>>65717798
Its really getting pathetic at this point, you aren't convincing anyone. Why delete 2 Canadian OPs and then make an OP that pokes fun at Canadians after?

Embarrassing to be honest, can't wait for you to be relegated back to your subreddit
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>>65717935

ok
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>>65717935
please do not bully our american friend. it was just a harmless joke bud.
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how much 4chan actually cost to operate?
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>>65717935
I think you're autistic m8
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>>65717962
>>65718043
>>65718058
>21 replies
>11 posters

absolutely neck yourself
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how much would it cost to buy 4chan?
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>>65718131
about two posts per person?
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>>65718164

bout tree fiddy
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>>65718131
shut yer trap wimp
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>>65718164
i wonder what hiro paid for it

apparently it was estimates to be worth 45k in 2010
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libraries_in_Second_Life
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>>65717872
Don't know man, his company openly gave me company research information when I was writing my thesis on toxoplasma gondii, which is exactly why that shit of a drug daraprim needs to be changed. You're literally taking chemotherapy when you pop one of those pills. I honestly believe Martin was placing most of the profits made from the 5000% increase into R&D to find a new, better and safer version of the drug.
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what did he mean by this
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I need to eat janny's shit
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>>>/vip/
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Going to make it my life goal to colonise this area desu lads. First plan of action will be to eject all liberals, which will mean a complete devastation of cities like Portland and Vancouver. Secondly, once the population is small enough, I close all the borders and run the country as a self-sufficient and isolationist state. Every man will have a beautiful house and a plot of land, and a qt traditional wife.

Will you join me in making this dream a reality? I can expand on any details if needed.
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>>65718673
"We need to remove some boards"
*adds more stupid fucking pointless boards*
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>>65718722
you have my rifle bud
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>>65718740
high bandwidth boards you dumbdumb
for example removing /o/ doesn't do anything but removing /wsg/ could actually help
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>>65718752
Are you already in the area? I'll need all the sleeper agents I can get, ready and waiting to be mobilised at a moment's notice.
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>>65718722
finally a british idea I can agree with
I'm behind you all the way
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>>65718804
>he actually thinks simply deleting boards will help with traffic & bandwidth issues
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>>65718808
no, but i do plan on moving out west later in my life.
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Answer me these questions nine,
Or youe shall surely all be mine;
‘What is greener than the grass?
What is smoother than crystal glass?
‘What is louder than a horn?
What is sharper than a thorn?
‘What is brighter than the light?
What is darker than the night?
‘What is keener than an axe?
What is softer than melting wax?
‘What is rounder than a ring?’

‘To you we thus our answers bring;
'Envy is greener than the grass,
Flattery smoother than crystal glass.
‘Rumour is louder than a horn,
Hunger is sharper than a thorn.
‘Truth is brighter than the light,
Falsehood is darker than the night.
‘Revenge is keener than an axe,
Love is softer than melting wax.
‘The world is rounder than a ring,

To you we thus our answers bring.
‘Thus you have our answers nine,
And we never shall be thine.’
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>>65718740
hiro likes adding pointless boards, just look at /his/ and /news/
>>65718722
move the red line south to get rid of all the chicanos too please
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>>65718477
pls respond
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4chan dying would actually be beneficial to imageboards as a whole.
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>>65718912
See, that's what I never got about those suicides where kids blow their own faces off
>get bullied constantly, to the point where you want to end it all
>go under your dads bed and find his gun
>kill yourself instead of raining bullets on those who made you like this
fucking what
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>>65718925
The first smart Canadian post in a while.
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>>65718811
Good to hear it lad.

>>65718866
Do it sooner rather than later and infiltrate Vancouver from within.

>>65718886
In what way will moving the border further south mean less Mexicans? If anything I'd have it further north, but I wanted to secure northern Cali, as well as Utah and Colorado.
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>>65719002
But if you kill yourself, people will blame the bullies for your suicide and they will pretty much have to live the rest of their lives with your death in their conscience
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I would go out tonight but I haven't got a stitch to wear
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I would go out tonight but no where out there is good
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I would go out tonight but I might get my dick sucked.
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I would go out tonight but I'd rather get drunk and watch the Office (UK)
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I would go out tonight but I have no where to go but 4chan
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I would go out tonight but its dark and spooky
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I would go out tonight but I've recently found myself paralysed by existential angst and the thought of leaving my house is just as meaningless as the thought of staying in.
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i dont want to go out tonight
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>>65719327
>(UK)
Disgusting
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I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
But Heaven knows, I'm miserable now
I was looking for a job and then I found a job
And Heaven knows, I'm miserable now
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>>65719327
>(UK)
Very good taste.
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I'VE BECOME SO NUUUUUMB
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>>65719456
He that would not when he might, he should not when he would.
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>>65719380
Just go out and do some weird shit
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>>65719523
I CAN'T FEEL YOU THEEERE
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Do you believe in the Great Pumpkin, /cum/?
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>>65719673
I accidentally dropped my music player into the bin, and there is now piss on it.
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>>65719595
BECOME SO TIRED
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>>65719694
SO MUCH MORE AWAARE
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>>65719710
BY BECOMING THIS
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>>65719680
I'm throwing a cereal box around to entertain myself
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>>65719740
ALL I WANT TO DO
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>>65719771
IS BE MORE LIKE MEEEEE
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Is canada snowing yet i wanna see some snow fuck texan heat
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>>65719788
AND BE LESS LIKE YOOUUU
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>>65719769
When I reached into the bin, my backhand touched the piss-soaked kitchen paper and I've not washed it yet.
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>>65719680
How was your day, Medkit-san?
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>>65719828
it only rains where i live
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>>65719828
Nope. Thank god too.
Fucking hate snow.
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Want an 18 yr old to ride the dicc. Where to find?
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>>65719914
Your local abortion clinic, silly.
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>>65719838
Can't you see that you're smothering me?
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>>65719962
Holding too tightly, afraid to lose control
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>>65719914
My house~
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>>65720005
'Cause everything that you thought I would be
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>lab partner added individual cells instead of just rows/columns and fucked up all my excel references
and its a type numbers captcha
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>>65720059
Has fallen apart right in front of you
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whoop WHOOOOOP y'all
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>>65719958
>>65720006
These both appear to be reasonable options.
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>>65718912
gonna borrow this
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>>65719860
I'm also kicking and headbutting the cereal box for variety
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>>65720115
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to yooooou
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>>65720116
Everywhere across the country, there are reports of "scary" clowns popping up right now.
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will sell my bp for a couple of frozen pizzas
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>>65720250
It's wierd, there were people in my camups clown hunting last night, and apparently a girl called in threats to as local high school posing as a clown who was gonna shoot it up
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>>65720195
(Caught in the undertow, just caught in the undertow)
And every second I waste is more than I can take!
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Has weedman legalised it yet, Canabros?
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>>65720302
I'VE BECOME SO NUUUUUUMB
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>>65719861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuQkZD3F2EQ
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>>65719914
Nearest fast food establishment.
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>>65720364
I CAN'T FEEL YOU THEEERE
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>>65720337
As far as I know, he has not.
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>>65720337
no

he can't, there's far too many external pressures, un regulations and treaties etc.

canada is too irrelevant a country to be the first in the world to legalize weed
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>>65720300
Shit tier real life memes, man.
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>>65720406
BECOME SO TIRED
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>>65720421
>first in the world to legalize weed
You're telling me no country has legalized weed yet?
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Why are Russian posters so damn polite most of the time
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>>65720473
SO MUCH MORE AWAARE
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Chicken permission
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>>65720561
I'M BECOMING THIS
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>>65720551
Russia is really cool
being in the US everything you see or hear about it is mostly propaganda, or sheeple repeating said lies
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>>65720624
t. slavic diaspora
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>>65720624
So, did you just forget about RT or...
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>>65720597
ALL I WANT TO DO
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>>65720687
IS BE MORE LIKE MEEEEE
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>>65720624

t. Communist
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>>65720717
AND BE LESS LIKE YOOOOU
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>>65720759
And I know
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>>65720759
Cunt
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>>65720792
I may end up failing too,
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But I know
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could you stop with this faggotry of capslock singing a song line by line
it's too autistic for me to handle
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>>65720848
You were just like with someone
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>>65720910
Disappointed in you!
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i want to merge with a german vagina
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>>65720624
t. Ivan
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>>65720956
>>65720864
I'VE BECOME SO NUUUUMB
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>>65720496
nope, no country has done it on a national level

it's sort of legal in uruguay and the netherlands, but it has a lot of restrictions on it

basically if it's not as legal and alcohol i don't consider it legalized
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>>65720864
Leben ist scheiße und langweilig. Kommt drauf an wie man lebt. kenn ich.
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>>65720864
>>65720984
I CAN'T FEEL YOU THEEERE
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>Switzerland is speaking in riddles
>USA and Canada singing in capslock

What in the fuck is happening with /cum/ today?
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>>65721225
We never fall if we stand for something.
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>>65721225
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL
THERE WILL BE BLOOD (BLOOD)
SHED (SHED)
IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOOOOOOOOOOOOWN
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>>65721225
Today, we rise
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>tfw cutting yourself open
exsanguination is p cool buds
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Where are my fucking hot pockets
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Whats a good 6 pack I can get from local liquor store/gas station
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>>65721474
I just go for Blue Moon desu.
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i will not support 4chan
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>>65721530
t. fencehopper mcmanez
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>>65721474
Shiners
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>>65717917
>he keeps his sharts in marts
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We should do a group vaccay. Not a meetup, but a vacation between friends. How about Russia? We can all stay in the same room to save on room and board. I unironically think this would be a lot of fun, but I'm not entirely certain all of us would be coming back alive.
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>>65721710
Indonesia sounds better.
We could rent a really nice house there with pool and all for cheap.
Then we hit the streetz at night and each of us brings home a CUTE Indon Hijabi and we get down succing by the pool.
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>>65721710
No thanks, I might accidentally suck someone's dick.
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>>65721710
Russia would be fun
I'm down
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>>65721894
is that pollution? or just fog
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>>65721808
I would like Indonesia but unless we open it up to other generals (/brit/, /fr/?), we'd be the only two guys there. Not that I wouldn't mind succing w/ you.

>>65721887
We don't mind.

>>65721894
I am glad to see that there is some interest in this.
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why do mexicans have voices like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpJ7Z6MUhHQ
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>>65721917
It could be either, but I'm gonna guess it's smog
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No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is a peece of the Continent, a part of the maine; if a Clod bee washed away by the Sea, Europe is the lesse, as well as if a Promontorie were, as well as if a Mannor of thy friends or of thine owne were; any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde; And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee.
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When will the pain go away? Can someone give me a non-meme way to handle depression?
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>>65722018

gotta get a succ
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>>65722154
One of my all time favourites. Found it by way of Hemingway.
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>>65722223
grow a pair of balls
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>>65722223
off by one
try getting into a new hobby or something, like try out for a sports team or try woodworking, it'll sidetrack the feeling of being a sad little cunt
t. former depressive
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>>65722447
My hobbies are definitely my main source of depression rn. Also,
>join a sports team
MOOOOOODS! WE'VE GOT AN UNDERAGE B& HERE!
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>>65722238
I was watching feet vids on YouTube earlier and somehow I ended up stumbling upon a bunch of (kind of) porn vids. I just kept hitting next upcoming vid but it ended up giving me some homosex Thai boi nipples vids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sE4dJguB1I
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>>65722238
post thai gf
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>>65722535
adult/bar leagues exist dude, theyre not exactly competitive but they exist.
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>>65722543
>kind of porn
>she straight up eats his asshole
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>>65722535
i know people who play adult league baseball and soccer
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>>65722543
LMFAO
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>>65722606
>>65722640
Vintage baseball desu
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>>65722535
I play beer league hockey and baseball on a team. Fuck are you on about?
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>>65722640
>>65722606
>>65722688
this tbqh
I play adult league hockey, pretty fun after a week of work
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>>65722677
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Which book am I talking about?

Whore raises a demon baby.
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>>65722677
My town is known for baseball, the kiwanis baseball team here were maritime league champions 10 years in a row. They were so well known that a professional American team came up to play an exhibition game against them.
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>>65722855
The bible
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Started reading this desu
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EC3punM9n0

finish it
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>>65722962
i don't know what it is but it made me laugh
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>>65723030
https://youtu.be/Yr60SJOjrAs
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>>65723140
not sure this ever aired here
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Why did they put the debate in Farmville tonight? I've been there several times and it ain't much
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>>65722955
noice
been reading a bit of this lately, getting hyped for the new translations
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>>65722930
I'm just waiting for Jays Oreos to start desu.
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>tfw no Orange porn
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>>65722790
>county flag is the same as city flag
>indiana in charge of being lazy
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hmm
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I released my bowel's gas near my sister while in the kitchen. Without a word to each other, she walked away immediately after. I could not help myself.
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>>65723371
Must be great working shoe rental at the bowling alley in Asia.
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>>65723361

Marion county is basically just Indianapolis, Marion county shouldn't exist.

Also

>words on flag
>seal on a solid color background
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>>65723371
Put your shoes back on you disgusting tramp, stop talking to yourself
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What's passing a kidney stone like?
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>>65723382
you should fart into her eyes while she is sleeping tonight
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>>65723447
like finding out your gf has a penis on your wedding night
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>>65723361
god bless the corn capital
>>65723436
this, whats literally the point of marion being a county, and I even live there,
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>>65723382
went to take a piss today and the fat dude who always dumps the stank ass turds was in there as well but this time at the urinal and he was breathing so heavily and pressing until finally three fucking drops of piss came out but he was pressing so hard he farted more than he was pissing. he ripped sawblade farts

fat people are so fucking disgusting i swear
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>>65723447
>What's passing a kidney stone like?
>>65723492
>like finding out your gf has a penis on your wedding night
Because she fucked your urethra with it.

Have fun.
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>>65723516
Mods, can you ban him please?
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>>65723576
t. fatty
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>>65723516
I have nervous bladder too. I can't even pee if someone is in the bathroom with me, even if they are 20 feet away.
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>>65723453
I didn't intend to be rude when I did it, my stomach has been upset. To be fair, I do have to deal with her morning bathroom stank which is far worse than whatever I had released in the kitchen.
>>65723516
I am eating a burger atm. And why did you go to take a piss with that guy? Mind your own business next time.
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>>65723447
Extremely painful supposedly. I've seen grown men in tears from that shit.
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>>65723576
t. walmart sharter
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>>65722855
Push
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>>65723619
no he's just fat and has problems pissing

>>65723638
He was in before I got there
It's not a single toilet, it's a big one with several stalls and urinals
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>>65723643
>Extremely painful supposedly
You don't say?
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>>65723744
u u u u
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>qt coworker walks by me and loud-whispers my name as she passes
>I do the same to her
>She does it again a bit louder as she continues walking
>I do it again too
>She does it a third time
>I say "alright that's enough" with a casual smile
>She giggles
m-maybe 2016 will be the year of the gf after all lads
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cartoons are for little kiddies
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>>65723785

You'll still die alone
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I don't think shows, movies, games, books, or music is fun. The internet has completely trashed my attention span and patience for things like that
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>>65723795
so what
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>tough guys on my normiebook feed saying the clowns better watch out for him or else he'll kick their asses
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>>65723795
say that to my face motherfucker and not on the internet
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>>65723861
did the clown do a shitty trick or something?
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>>65723785
>casual smile
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>>65723795
You are jealous and miserable that your imagination no longer thrives like it did when you were a child. Your pompous self-sense of maturity is visible through your belittling.
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>>65723861
What a badass.
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>>65723823
I'm fine with that, in fact I plan on it, as long I can score just once before I go
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>>65723953

You'll never score either
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>>65717580
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>>65723983
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>>65724072
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>>65723785
coworker got a new haircut and i told her it looks really nice on her
little did she know as she's not asian it doesn't matter anyway
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>>65724165
>>65724173
shoo shoo
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>>65724019
>He was "from" Quebec

Every time.
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ipv6 is literal cancer
what the fuck is this shit
how do you even begin comprehending this convoluted bullshit to understand routing it
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not gonna lie this is literally me when I am done pooping
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well lads I think that's about it for this general
it's run its course
time to turn in
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>>65724446
peace out bruv
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are these at your grocery stores?
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>>65724470
I don't know, mummy does all the shopping for me
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>>65724446
rip nig, its been fun
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>>65724470
my local meijers doesnt have shit apart from a fanta/mellow yellow pumpkin thing
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>>65724446

*turns in*
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>>65724407
why
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I'm applying to the green card lottery for 0.00001% chance of getting a US green card.
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>>65724557
>wanting a shitty bum
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>>65724586
good luck, only mexicans, canucks, and polish are granted them
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new meme "doge"
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>>65724586
Good luck!
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>>65724586
you should just travel over here as a visitor, overstay your allowed visit, and just wait for you a law to be passed

make sure you bring a kid so you have a sob story
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>>65724631
~2k estonians applied last year and 70 got the green card so like 3% chance
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Is there any hope left for Trump or Crooked Hillary will win easy?
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>Die sogenannte GreenCard-Lotterie (auch „Diversity Visa Lottery“)
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>>65724791

maybe
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anybody else into women here?
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>>65724850
wow, you sure gave him an informative response dipshit
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these are the best five films of all time

Caddyshack
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Where Eagles Dare
On the Waterfront
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>>65724914
The fuck you just say to my homie nigga?
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>>65724935
dad pls
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>>65724914

>ever being serious on the chan

>>65724942

thanks my man :3
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>>65724989
Your father was right about films
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>>65724989
kek, that guy fucked your mom?
>>65724935
you fucked that guys mom?
>>
>>65724935
a few of those are flicks though, otherwise good list
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>>65724586
My dad entered the lottery for shits and giggles and actually won
That's how we got to leave Ukraine and come live here in America instead
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>>65724935
i have only seen 1 of these
those films are old
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gotta look for my old passport picture tomorrow and then i will send an application out for the greencard lottery as well

soon you will see me succin in a state near you
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>>65725065
he fucked tha guys mom?
>>65724935
you fucked that guys mom?
>>65724989
that guy fucked your mom?
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>>65725129
your dad sounds like a smart and fun guy
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>>65724791
Wasn't Assange supposed to destroy her today?
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i fucked all your moms
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>tfw no Canadians
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>>65725191
i'll fuck you
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>>65725221
shut up sissy
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>>65725209
HELLO :D
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>>65725147
>soon you will see me succin in a state near you
sounded a bit gay tbqh m9
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>>65725191
that wasnt my mom anon
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>>65725312
succin asian toes you mong
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>>65725191

not mine
>>
Legalized government regulated prostitution when
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>>65725401
Go to Nevada.
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If I have a remote online income, would it be more or less easy to get a visa to move to /cum/? Really want to move to west Canada desu.
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>>65725417

>unironically going anywhere near the south west
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>>65724791
It couldn't be known. Who wins at this point, and how they win means zilch.
I. We live in a gutter where even the clergy participates in defilement.
II. Who are the role models, and what are their values? Those values manifest themselves in a governing body's legislature.
III. We couldn't be saved by muckrakers exposing the gate keepers and revolving doors if a term like muckraker is historical. Most either buy too easily into shit or don't give enough of one.
IV. Illicit peddling -> lack of political efficacy -> low voter turnout, and that's been prophesied to send a democracy to its grave. Not only does the majority vote not matter, it's not truly the majority's. Polls are nearly meaningless in determining which candidate takes office, how could an accurate prediction be made? I could not know the lobbyists' interests, many are unregistered.
V. Delegates at the Constitutional Convention regarded factions as the greatest threat to government. Do you see why, and why it would not matter for that reason?
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I just realized the green card lottery is just a CIA shill
biometric picture and all your personal data hmmm
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>>65725471
>10 KB
>85x66

Australia is that you
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>>65724470
>meone is in the bathroom with me
How many coke boxes can you stack before structural integrity fails and the boxes just implode in on themselves?
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>>65725498

No, I just cropped a photo

plus, you can see the reaction so it doesn't matter f a m
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*unseathes kalashnikov*
hand over the memes right FUCKIN NOW
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>>65725471
Southwest I think you mean Southbest
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>>65725292
no
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>>65725602

southbest I think you mean southnotevenclosetothebestwhattypeofdrugareyouon
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>>65725539
Step up your game
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>>65725593
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>>65725666

pls satan forgive me <:3
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ckDg2hZPq4
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>>65725696
Only if you let me suck ur dik
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>>65725759

*lets u*
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UprcpdwuwCg
if i hear this song one more time
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Anyone want to help me identify a song? There are lyrics but Google returns nothing. I can't install Shazam on my phone but I don't know if their database would be able to identify it anyway.
>>
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>>65725895
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UprcpdwuwCg
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>>65725919

*identifies song*

You're welcome
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>>65725929
prove you got one first, then ill buy it
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>>65725959
Ok friend
https://soundcloud.com/stephen-schlett/louis-the-child-lollapalooza
20:15 to 55 or so.
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>>65725929
are you ironically shilling the 4chan pass or what
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>>65725999
Louis The Child Lollapalooza - Steve A
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>>65725999

It's called "Louis The Child Lollapalooza"

you're welcome (again)
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>>65726072
>>65726077
You guys are pretty useless. I gave you the timestamp because it corresponds to the track(s) I cannot identify the name of.
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Watching the first Hillary-Trump debate. If you blur your eyes they look like siblings
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>>65725895
what the fuck is this 21 pilots meme come from
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>>65726151

They lyrics are "nah nah nah nah nah", what do you expect me to do?
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I wonder if Hillary and Trump have ever fucked
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>>65725999
Na Na Na (Let's Go Boys) - Vennu Mallesh
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>>65726195
Bro chill out if you don't know then you don't have to respond. I don't respond to posts that ask questions I can't answer.
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I actually gave you guys the wrong timestamp anyway lol. I meant 25:15.
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>>65726337
lol
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>>65726299
>I don't respond to posts that ask questions I can't answer
You mean like you just did?
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>>65726337
Steel Drum Trap Mix
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>>65726346
:)

>>65726351
That wasn't a genuine question. It was rhetorical.

>>65726369
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>>65726247

I'm pretty sure they haven't

>>65726151

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77fOPps7yus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t65szI9aXfE

You're welcome (for the 3rd time)
>>
new

>>65726473
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