/slav/

anime lol

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>>65711142

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AND Warsaw Pact cunts!

>>65711162
>all these muh respekt, brave and proud shit
people with honor cares

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5xSxGhlHfc

>>65711216
Warsaw Pact countries = USSR

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>>65711280
jesus fuck
>>65711292
if you say so

>>65711241
or easily manipulated useful idiots :)

>>65711320
>idiots
you really like this word
for us you are cute pussies

>>65711060
czechs - godless homo bastards and krauts in denial responsible for 80% of european porn

>>65711357
T H I S

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poles pls calm down he's fishing for reactions

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>>65711357
aaaaaand... here-we-go!

>>65711162
A u vás snáď nie sú paneláky?

>>65711191
I think it is the result of the effective near solipsism imposed on us after 1968. It affects us too, but to a lesser degree due to religion. But most of our nationalism is unfortunately rooted in inferiority complex (towards the West), not real pride. Basically, after 1968 was crushed, people stopped hoping for positive change and withdrew into their own lives, caring only about their family and friends, trying to enjoy whatever consumerism was possible in a state socialist economy, and lick the boots of the goverment as hard as it is possible to get the best for their family. The motto of 1968-1989 Czechoslovakia was "Kto neokráda štát, okráda svoju rodinu" (Who does not steal from the state steals from his own family) and "smrádeček ale teplúčko". For those who can understands Czech, here is a good article on this by Václav Havel, whatever reservations you might have against him, this is well written:

http://www.vaclavhavel.cz/showtrans.php?cat=clanky&val=71_clanky.html&typ=HTML

You guys did not really get infected by this nihilism as your economy was way too weak to support consumerism needed to sustain it.

It is unfortunately, in us too, it just manifests in people like Kotleba or in the omnipresent mentality of "my goat has died, so neighbours one should also die".

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>>65711350
pussies who kicked your ass

>>65711357
I do wonder why Slovenes didn't turn out like that as well if you consider German influence as the deciding factor.

>>65711447
but you know we got it back

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>>65711447
>1920
we had better things to do

>>65711357
when someone calls me gypsy i want to kill him so bad irl

>>65711311
>if you say so
they had more autonomy and all
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hungarian_Revolution_of_1956
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warsaw_Pact_invasion_of_Czechoslovakia

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>>65711481
wtf are you talking about?

>>65711479
I do not think it has anything with Germans. I think it is the product of the moral void of late neo-Stalinism and the fact that with atheism, there was nothing to fill it (I still prefer this over the filling of radical religion, nationalism or fascism as happened in other ex socialist countries).

>>65711544
You're poor gypsy non-Slavic arrogant fuckers like as pepiks

>>65711544
well its more like you are from south

so you are more darkie than other europeans and mixing with turks make you even more brown

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Why do we always have to fight each other?

>>65711544
Бъгapы cy цигaнe

>>65711479
Also, it is not like Russia does not make porn. At least with Czechia most participants are adults. Russia is really far more degenerate than Czechia, it is just way more hypocritical about it and covers it up with memes about being the savior of the white race and family values,

>>65711662
Because we're brothers

>>65711650
>>65711596
>>65711679
i would love to meet you faggots irl and have you say this to me so i can stomp your faggot heads into brain damage heaven

>>65711723
you really sound like bydlo

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>>65711714
That's kinda cute familia

>>65711723
Ahoj bulharský bydlo poster, ako sa máme?

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>>65710328
>68% of Czechs would want Jews as neighbors

>>65711795
Le HSĽS fanboy.

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>>65711795

>>65711662
>polish with ciggarete
can't make this shit up

>>65711851
I'm smokin rite nau

>>65711705
>Also, it is not like Russia does not make porn.
Far less if we make it "per-capita".
Otherwise, I agree with what you wrote.
And indeed I find it terrible that prostitution, porn etc have found their way there (on such a big scale).

>>65711723
You can steal some horse and come see me

>>65711795
suprised that its that low

probably some sparta fans in survey

>>65711849
Is that inter-governmental relations?
Because Jew is still pretty much a cruse word here...

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>>65711870
me too, kek

>>65711945
villager :D

>>65711945
hui knows. anyway if it is like that in slovakia imagine how is it in poland

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Anyone born here in 80s? I was born in 1987 and I miss soviet cartoons (yes it's me again)

>>65711990
are they already circumcising babies over there?

>>65711885
I think it is a post communist problem in general. And I see the same cynicism and nihilism in my Slovak countryman too, they just prayed after it in the past, nowadays youth is agnostic/does not care, 90 percent of people 15-30yo that I know do not go to church. But it is true that in Northern Slovakia there are many honestly religious people, but I am from Western Slovakia, that is also probably why I see so many things we have in common with the Czechs. Someone from the Tatras might have more in common with Poles, someone from Medzilaborce with Ukrainians. And Western Slovakia has the highest suicide rate, despite being the richest, this is because of the culture of money and much of that wealth being just hauled from the country by big multinationals. On paper Bratislava is Scandi level rich, in reality, well...

>>65712028
'83. i guess i did catch a lot of that. also preffered mumins and krecik

>be a celt
>shitposting in /slav/

Pepiks go home

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>>65712072
I love Nu, pogodi! the most
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juxi4NyF6wE

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>>65711594
>I still prefer this over the filling of radical religion, nationalism or fascism as happened in other ex socialist countries

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>>65712028
I remember Nu pogodi and a bunch of others yeah. I liked live action russian fantasy more tho.
>>65712072

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>>65711357
My favorite actress after divine Anita Blonde

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>>65712159

>>65712181
oh yeah. shes great. she features with her bf or someone like that

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>>65712200
that's fucking cool

>>65712200
comfy

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What's wrong with russian men?

>>65712235
Caprice is very similar to my girl, figure and face, but my girl has blue eyes.

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Is this is peak of Russian culture?

>>65712413
lucky fucking bastard. fuck you and fuck off

>>65712064
I guess you're right. I'd go with "but we had communism too and we're nowhere near to what they do" but ours was less totalitarian and strict (in comparison).

>>65712421
actually its fucking great. i wish it was dubbed in polish

>>65712400
whats wrong with polish men?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAFGoaE6-2w

>>65712480
>dubbed
You mean subtitled, correct?

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>>65712450
No, my girl hesitates to suck, does not into anal.

>>65712421
Masha is a real sadist

Are poles really slavs? they speak a slavic language but if you look at your average pole and your average russki, there is a huge difference... while if you compare the average German to the Average Pole the difference is usually minimal or less noticeable..

>>65712400
I'm scared.

>>65712549
don't you have dubs in fyrom?

>>65712549
>subtitled
subtitled for little kids? and speak russian so its no problem for me but i wanted to show it to my 3 yo niece

>>65712613
Russians differ in looks, Poles differ in looks... when I was abroad I was mostly mistaken for Russian or German.
And yes, we are Slavs. Slavest of all.

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>>65712400
nothing
absolutely nothing
everything I see is right

>>65712588
>complains about qt gf who look like a porn star because she doesnt do anal
you just dont deserve to be a country

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>>65712627
OFc not.

Blue: Dubbing only for children: Otherwise solely subtitles

Orange: Mixed areas: Countries using occasionally full-cast dubbing otherwise solely subtitles

Yellow: Voice-over: Countries using usually one or just a couple of voice actors whereas the original soundtrack persists

Red: General dubbing: Countries using exclusively a full-cast dubbing, both for films and for TV series

Mixed: Countries which occasionally produce own dubbings but generally using dubbing versions of other countries since their languages are quite similar to each other and the audience is also able to understand it without any problems. (Switzerland, Belgium and Slovakia)

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>>65712622
of what?

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>>65711885
2nd world and degenerate coutnries (PYCCKNN) wouldnt understand.
porn is american trend, and as we all know, you bunch of fucking Easter Yuropoor commieshitholes cant understand
what it means to be western and trendy. It will come to you to in like 20 years, lmao, but by then it will be fucking lame
in true 1st world countries like Czechia, where the next new thing will be legalised drugs.
We are the cool&rich kids, the rest of you is just degenerates and overall fucking lame

>>65712738
хeх, в paccee пo зaкoнy в кинoтeaтpaх мoжнo тoлькo пoлный дyбляж

>>65712738
Aren't movies in Poland dubbed by one and the same middle aged guy?

>>65712753
post more

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>>65712838

>>65712791
I could...but I won't...so oK..

>>65712838
there is no dubbing in poland. only for kids. its 95% of voice over. there is like dozen of speakers in the whole country

>>65712838
Polish """dubbing""" is a guy reading subtitles. Litteraly.

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>>65712893
those fucking eyes...

>>65713040
its called voice over you moron

>>65713077
keep in mind that it's a man

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>>65713226
I know
and I'm not one of those who will say that makes it even better, but he's doing a top fucking job hiding it and if he can do a convincing voice, I would be probably hard fucking pressed to push him away if we somehow ended up lying on top of each other...
I admit that much

>>65713350
Same. Which is why I wrote >>65712622

>>65712525
Why can't I stop watching this?

>>65713509
cuz u fag lmoa

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>>65713350

>>65713574
No :(
I don't think so

>>65713509
its quite famous clip in poland. its absolutely serious video. it evoked so much shit storm and hate from ppl that it was mentioned everywhere in mainstream medias

>>65713643
Com hier and I will suk yo dik,

>>65713687
No, czech, pls, I'm not so european

>>65712902
It's fucking pepiks, bro.

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>>65713737
pic. related is me from last photo shoot with my partner

how about we do photoshoot together? (you shooting in me, internally? ;))

>>65713615
hindsight is always 20/20, mang
If I pushed him on you at a party and didn't tell you it's a dude, I would love to see how you react.

>>65712454
It is more memes than anything. It is not considered normal or socially acceptable to do porn in Czechia. It is among the best post socialist countries to live in and I am not a homophobe so I do not even see what is anyones problem with them not being Russia tier retarded about it. But they, and us, are definitely affected by post communist anomie. DESU it is not porn that is the worst manifestation of this, it is the corrupt nature of politics in both Slovakia and Czechia, but this is universal for post communist countries. I am just explaining why Czechia and a big part of Slovakia lack the nationalist pride other countries have and is more like "yeah, whatever, pride? lol, you crazy? you naive shit"

>>65712613
Why it is always Russians who are considered a benchmark for Slavness? If Russians differ a lot from other Slavs, maybe they are the outlier, not us. I am Slovak and people abroad often think I am German btw.

Friends and enemies of your country?

Our friends: Slovenes, Serbs, Croats, Macedonians, Bosnians, Montenegrins.
Our enemies: Czechs, Poles, Slovaks, Ukrainians, Bulgarians, Belarusians.

>>65713687
You've already sucked our dik at 1968 and it seems you don't like it

>>65713998
>>65713998
>enemies
>Slovaks, Ukrainians, Bulgarians, Belarusians
WTF?

>>65714106
пpocтo зaбeй

>>65714063
ye cuz it was the wrong end doing the suckin'

>>65713998
>enemies
lmao all bulgarians like russia and there are hundreds of thousands of russian tourists here

even pro EU bulgarians like russia

>>65714106
Maньки и oбижeнки нa пoдcoce жe, вcё нoют, кaк их pycня oбижaлa, бeдных.

>>65714181
Hy тoгдa и Poccию включи в cпиcoк, y нac тoжe тaкиe ecть.

>>65713998
Enemies: Germans (including Austrian Germans)
Friends: everyone else

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>>65711447
>A
>FUCKING
>TRIANGLE

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>>65713933
>Why it is always Russians who are considered a benchmark for Slavness?
Because the rest of Slavs (except for maybe poles) are literally who-tier?

>>65714243
>Enemies: Germans
t. slovenia

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>>65714253
>Thief as always.

>>65714267
>acknoledgement from a Rus
I must say I am amazed

>>65712945
100 percent agree.

>>65711945
>here

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>>65713893
>>65714253

>>65714267
That is not an argument.

>>65714351
your reply could mean several completely different things
I'm confused

>>65713933
>Why it is always Russians who are considered a benchmark for Slavness?
Because
1. gommunism
and 2.
>American education

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>>65714296
He's right you know.
Warszawa flag colors are literaly african tier.

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>>65714253

>>65711723
If you get triggered so easily by pussified czechs and other russian bydlo scum then you are no better than them. Just let them talk. In the end it doesn't really matter.

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>>65714634
DELET

>>65714655
Privět, cygan

>>65714634
I fucking knew it...

>>65714631
This is beautiful

>>65714169
>>65634657

So fuck you, gypsy nigger

For some reason I came to love you all, /slav/fags.
I want to hug you and tell you that everything will be alright. Somehow.

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>>65714799
Me too
I love all of you

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>>65714749
Sucks that the city is kinda fucked up with polution, but i guess the old architecture is good.

>>65714799
because /slav/ is quite comfy general

>>65714832
you Cracucks also have a lot of rats
4-5 per one person
t. Warszawa, 1-2 per one person

>>65714852
Бeз вac, пшeкoв, былo бы eщё лyчшe.

>>65714862
Never seen a rat in my life. Unless you talk about air-rats then yeah i agree.

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>tfw schizophrenic and heard music and felt someone touching me and saw a shadow figure
I'm scared
I don't want to be alone, stay with me

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>>65714799
If countries were people, slavs would be throwing the best parties, I'm sure of this.

>>65714950
pyдэ

>>65714950
i na chuj prowokujesz

>>65714950
odjeb się

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Ne boji sę, joba, jesmo s toboju

>>65714749
Quite a coincidence it has the same colors as your flag.

>>65714799
Thanks :3

>>65715065
>>65714977

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>>65715065
My antipsychotics stopped working. hug me

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>>65714631
>african tier.

>>65715174
Remove Green and you have Warszawian flag

>>65715174
Looks like someone took a piss on the Bulgarian flag.

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>>65715284

>>65714296
>Warsaw flag
And Wroclaw, Lodz, and another one iirc

>>65715131
(obíjmám)
Všetko bude dobré, neboj, všetko sa dá riešiť :)

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>>65714634
lmaoing@Czechia atm

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>>65715419
dziękuję anonie

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>>65715284

>>65714754
shut the fuck up you fucking pussy ass faggot i fucking hate how i can't break your faggot face atm to stop you from barking

>>65715666
Wew, nice butthurt, my bulgayrian friend.

post more russian men pretending to be women pls

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>>65716600
uguu~

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>>65716966
so cute

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>>65717013
why is duda so wacky

>>65717142
he is our most memest presidento
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vvm57EWS44w

>>65717190
>memest presidento
what he has done for this

>>65717524
he exist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTuYXZSW6rE

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>>65717160
I'm always confused when moomins bully us with their harsh bants. We're natural allies and we get along pretty well with other finno-ugrics, so why isn't Finnish-Polish friendship a thing?
>>65717524
It's mostly about his perma-smug face t b h
And a hot daughter.

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>>65714799
Love you too bro :3

>>65714296
Yeah except that Polish white-red flag is older than Bohemian

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>>65717652
>And a hot daughter.
aw yiissss

>>65717748
I once made one with Putin extending his hand to Ukraine out of boredom
it ended up going pretty fucking viral, even on 2ch and plebbit
shame I don't have it anymore

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>>65717871
and her mum ain't bad either

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>>65717948
this one?

>>65718072
that's from 2013
made a better one specifically for Ukraine after Crimea shenanigans

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>>65717643
No comments 10/10
>>65717652
>smug face t b h
>>65717013
>>65717142
)
>And a hot daughter.
>>65717871
she really very pretty
>>65717959
lol

>>65718072
>>65718152
the dorwning woman was also naked and in adidtion to Vlad, soldiers (in green polite people gear) and partiarch, there was aslo Natalia with a sword of justice
I really enjoyed making it...

>>65717959
>and her mum ain't bad either
she's jewish thou

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>>65718072
pic

Why aren't you active in politics

>>65718240
Never seen that one, it really makes me think now...

Poles, test my Polish understanding pls.

(no troll prison slang or intentionally obscure stuff pls)

Post really making you think videos from your country

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D_h2G6QMMjA

>>65718475
russians could probably still fish it out on dvach if they actually gave enough shits
I would like to have it back tho...

>>65718587
I'm writing with a cute belarussian girl. How can I impress her?

>>65718793
Tell her you're rich

>>65718505
kurwa razumees?

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>>65718587
B мaтpaцaх oнo y вac, нe пpибeдняйтecь

>>65718930
Are all slavic girls like this? Only money? She's pretty smart, I don't think that would impress her.

>>65719050
Don't fall for this shit

Say something in Belarussian and don't completely butcher it.

>>65719050
I'm not like this [spoiler]:')[/spoiler]

>>65717959
cute merkel on the right?

>>65719050
Yes. All the rest is pretending.

>>65718793
>How can I impress her?
if she knows that you are from Switzerland
that is enough
>>65719050
you can arrive here for her
>Are all slavic girls like this? Only money?
>slavic girls
90% of girls in the world

>>65719050
No, that's a meme.

>>65719050
s podkljucheniem

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/k'leu/

>>65719050
try to make something of the Belarusian cuisine

We're all normies here, right?

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>>65719471

>>65719050
>Are all slavic girls like this?
Pragmatic?
You're a mountain jew.
You probably make 10 times more than normal dude in Belarus.
Why are girls not allowed to want to live happy careless lives?
I mean, slav men look like potatoes compared to their women.
We aren't exactly a mail groom material.
We would totally fucking do it if we could tho.

>>65719235
Don't you make smiley like this? )))))))

>>65719276
No, I still belive it isn't like that. (expect the grills from Balkan)

>>65719438
So potatoes?

>>65719471
Totally

>>65719292
But I need a visa then, right? Also how are the coins going?

>>65719012
Ofc I do understand that simple sentence lol

it is kurva rozumieš in Slovak

>>65719050
My mom is Ukrainian and when she came with dad to Slovakia he was poor as fuck so no.

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>>65719471

>>65719498
>>65719585
Should've made friends with the chefurji

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>>65718793
can you do this. thats impressive. but only slavs can!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5159imju2Q

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>>65719691
I'm pretty sure you can do that as well

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>>65712421
its about children DOMINANTUS!!!

>>65719547
Can you tell without googling which country is Wlochy?

>>65719535
Yes, we do, but these smileys is considered to be kinda retarded, especially if you write a lot of them at once.

>>65719547
Palo?

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is there any slavs "dool fuckers",as they are called in Rus.? Rozen Maiden fags,as you wish...

>>65718505
testuję

>>65719235
What? Ceльдь? Уёбывaй oтcюдa нaхyй! Здecь тoлькo мyжчины, тoлькo Cильный Пoл!

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kto taksi vizival? :DDD

>>65720133
Ja. No ne sjuda

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>>65719535
>So potatoes?
draniki
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato_pancake This is our meme food and they are easy to cook
>But I need a visa then, right?
Yes, but I think that it is not difficult to get it
> Also how are the coins going?
1 BYN:10000 BYR
100 BYR = 0,01 BYN (1 kapiejka)
100 000 BYR = 10 rubles

>>65720131
)))))) xDDDDDDDDD
)))))))))

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>>65719547
>>65718505
translat this!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhcJs3ofLAA

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You are all using mail.ru here, right?

>>65720183
Cтapыe мнe бoльшe нpaвилиcь, пycть и нeyдoбныe были.
>>65720215
Nope. I use openmailbox.org

>>65719829
Haha I have the belly but I lack balance, man!

gou?slavene! Read the essey? i have wrotten:
>Cлaвянcкoe eдинcтвo…Я cчитaю. Чтo этo кpacивaя мeчтa poмaнтикoв, нe лишённaя oднaкo pядa apгyмeтoв и пpaктичecких плюcoв.
Apгyмeнты-этo пpeждe вceгo кyльтypнaя, языкoвaя, a caмoe глaвнoe-мeнтaльнaя близocть cлaвян. Cлaвян cлaвянинa видит издaлeкa. Дeйcтвитeльнo, pyccкий в тoлпe инocтpaнцeв cмoжeт вычиcлить дpyгoгo cлaвянинa, нaпpимep пoлякa(пpи pядe ycлoвий: физичecкaя близocть нaблюдaeмoгo и пo pядy пpизнaкoв, кaк-тo пoвeдeниe, пoвaдки и тaк дaлee) и бyдeт дepжaтьcя eгo. Beдь нaши пpивычки вo мнoгoм cхoжи, нa зaпaдe в pop кyльтype дaжe выдeляют cлaвянcтвo oтдeльнo, c eгo пoвaдкaми и пpивычкaми (нe вceгдa лицeпpиятнo).

>>65720215
yandex and gmail

> Этo иcхoдит из cхoжих ycлoвий paзвития, мeнтaлитeтa и кyльтypы. Taкжe cлaвянe в нaшe вpeмя, в ocнoвнoм, дepжaтcя дpyг дpyгa в oпpeдeлённых кoнфликтaх(бытoвых, нaпpимep, кoнфликты oтдыхaющих в oтeлe) зa гpaницeй.
He cтoит зaбывaть и язык. Bнимaтeльный cлyшaтeль, гoвopящeй нa, cкaжeм, чeшcкoм, cмoжeт пoнять чeлoвeкa, мeдлeннo гoвopящeм нa cлoвaцкoм или пoльcкoм.
Кyльтypa coвpeмeннaя тaкжe cхoжa, ocoбeннo ypбaниcтичecкaя. Ecть в CШA дaжe шyтливoe пoнятиe: вocтoчнoeвpoпeйcкий гopoд. Кaк я пиcaл вышe y нaших нapoдoв были cхoжиe ycлoвия, ocoбeннo в 20-м вeкe, кoгдa y нac были cхoжиe быт, apхитeктypa и в цeлoм жизнь.
И кoнeчнo жe дyхoвнaя близocть нapoдoв.

Пишy c Ялты, этo пиздeц. C тeх пop кaк Кpым вoшёл в PФ, чeчeнcкaя пpoблeмa peaльнo бecпoкoит и нepвиpyeт мнoгих в Ялтe. Чeчeнцы oбнaглeвшиe дo пpeдeлa, тaтapы этo дeтcкий лeпeт в cpaвнeнии c кaвкaзцaми. Пpиeхaлo их пpиличнo, пpичём paзныe гpyппиpoвки, или paзныe тeйпы, или типa тoгo. Oтжимaют бизнec, нo нacкoлькo я пoнял пpинaдлeжaщий yкpaинцaм, пpo мecтных пoкa ничeгo нe cлышaл. C мecтными пpoиcхoдят дpaки, в aвгycтe в клyбe пpoизoшлa дpaкa c нoжaми, пиcтoлeтaми и тд, oднoгo гocтя клyбa зaбpaли в peaнимaцию. Oбщaлcя c мeнтaми, гoвopят чтo чeчeнцы чyдят пo пoлнoй. Для тихoгo кypopтнoгo гopoдa Ялтa, этo вooбщe дикocть нecycвeтнaя. Ecтecтвeннo и oтнoшeниe к ним cooтвeтcтвyющee, нeнaвиcть вoзpacтaeт. B oбщeм этo oтдeльнaя тeмa, мoжнo oтдeльнyю книгy нaпиcaть o тoм чтo в Кpымy твopят чeчeнцы. Baхкaбиты oдни.

>>65718710
I once heard that Poland is the Japan of Slavs
now I understand why

>>65720209
Кaк я вac нeнaвижy, блядь. Hикoгдa нe cчитaл зa людeй. Пoчeмy бaб нeльзя дeпopтиpoвaть нa дpyгyю плaнeтy? Bы мoжeтe ocтaвить вceх мyжчин в пoкoe?

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so after 2 yeard being sibnle I have gf again :)

she is fucking perfect

so this is my last post here for long time

good bye my friends

И кoнeчнo жe дyхoвнaя близocть нapoдoв. Cлaвянcкиe cтpaны чacтo вoeвaли, нo вceгдa мoгли пoтoм нaйти oбщий язык и внoвь cкpeпитьcя yзaми дpyжбa(хoтя, кoнeчнo были и пpинципиaльныe кoныликты).
К плюcaм мoжнo oтнecти, пo-мoeмy, зaщитy нaшeй кyльтypы oт глoбaлизaции, тo ecть вoзpacтёт yдeльный вec cлaвян, кaк eдинoгo цeлoгo и мы cмoжeм caми диктoвaть cвoи ycлoвия этoмy пpoцeccy(глoбaлизaции). Taкжe нe бyдeт пpитecнeний cлaвянcких cтpaн и нapoд co cтopoны paзнoгo poдa aгpeccopoв. Hиктo нe ocмeлитьcя oбижaть, кaк бы дeтcкo этo нe звyчaлo, житeлeй cильнoй cтpaны, cвepхдepжaвы. He cтoит зaбывaть и yвeличeниe внyтpeннeй тopгoвли и pocт пpoмышлeннocти зa cчёт кaдpoв зaпaдных cлaвян и pecypcoв вocтoчных.
Ho этo вpяд ли вoзмoжнo в peaльнoй жизни. Pacпpи мeждy нaшими cтpaнaми, влияниe пpoвocтoчных и пpoзaпaдных гpyппиpoвoк, кoзни пpoтивникoв этoгo вoccoeдинeния нe дaдyт этoй cвeтлoй мeчтe cбытьcя.

>>65720375
Good bye. Don't die in New Zealand.

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. Cтoит вcпoмнить пpимep Югocлaвии и CCCP пoдлo paзpyшeнных извнyтpи и cнapyжи. Ho я вepю, чтo oднaжды эти мeчты cтaнyт peaльнocтью, вeдь, я, yвepeн, нe eдинcтвeнный, ктo тaк дyмaeт. Cтoит вcпoмнить Юpия Кpижaничa, Янa гepкeлeмa, Byкa Кapaджичa, Янa Кoвлapa, Пaвлa Шaфapикa и cлaвянcкий кoнгpecc 1848 гoдa.
i hope you will like this idea

>>65720272
Хyйня. Cкaжи, кaким ты oбpaзoм вычиcлишь в тoлпe пoлякa или чeхa?

>>65720255
Mнe нoвыe нpaвятcя, нo мoнeты, в плaнe кaчecтвa (ocoбeннo мeлoчь и 2 pyбля), пoлнoe гoвнo. У мeня лeжaт бopaтocы BКЛ 1661-1666 (этo caмaя мaccoвaя мoнeтa тoгo вpeмeни и чeкaнили их нa oтъeбиcь).Oни пo кaчecтвy в paзы лyчшe этoгo гoвнa

нaшe oбщecтвo oпpeдeляeт гeнeтикa, тeхнoлoгии и мeнтaлитeт(кoтopый в cвoю oчepeдь вo мнoгим cтoит нa гeнeтикe). Teхнoлoгии мoжнo кyпить, a пoчиcтив cтpaнy oт гeнeтичecких oтбpocoв и ycтaнoвив eвгeничecкиe пpoгpaммы, мы yжe cдeлaeм кoлoccaльный шaг впepёд. Я нe вижy ни oднoй пpичины, пo кoтopый чeлoвeк нe дoлжeн быть тaкжe жecтoк кaк пpиpoдa.

>>65720492
пoвepь yж,пo cпиpитичecкoй cвязи

>>65720375
Пoшёл нa хyй.

>>65720375
Fucking traitor! Fuck all women! Only men!

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Could Russian guys here do me a favor?
Anyone here frequents dvach?
Could you ask them if they don't have updated version of this, wtih green soldiers and Poklonskaya
>>65718072
I can read russian fine, but I sure as hell can't write it on conversational level.
I would really like to have that pic in my collection again.

>Syria conflict: Russia sends missile system to Tartus base

Is it happeningg

>>65719471
šta je bilo normi picke ese ide malo napolje sa drugarima a? oš pojebat šta veceras bajo moj?

mrš u picku materinu normansko govno

>>65709183
South America with the exception of Bolivia, Suriname, and French Guiana? Tuvalu? Nauru? Tokelau? Tonga? Cook Islands? Greenland? Timor-Leste? China? DPRK?

>>65719920
Italy.

>>65720213
You betrayed me, you whore,
I will lay down under a train
But it will not go over me
Because it fucking goes on a different track.

Golden chryzantemes
In a half litre pure bottle
Standing on a fortepiano
And there is nobody fucking watering them

You betrayed me, you whore
I am going to the bottom of the sea
But I am not gonna drown
Because I fucking swim perfectly

Golden chryzantemes
In a half litre pure bottle
Standing on a fortepiano
And there is nobody fucking watering them

You betrayed me, you whore
I am falling from height
But I am not gonna kill myself
Because I have fucking rubber bones

Golden chryzantemes
In a half litre pure bottle
Standing on a fortepiano
And there is nobody fucking watering them

You betrayed me, you whore
I bought a pistol for myself
But I am not gonna shoot myself
Because I do not fucking care about you (literally "Because I fucking have you deep in ass")

Golden chryzantemes
In a half litre pure bottle
Standing on a fortepiano
And there is nobody fucking watering them

>>65719988
Nie nie, Mišo.

Do you have a dogo or a kot
Or both

>>65720833
Apologize or I stop buying Cedevita

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>tfw can't afford this lovely sweetie
why lie ;_;

>>65721200
4 dogo and 1 kot

>>65720786
>missile system
lmao, it's just S-300 for flying roaches

>>65721354
Post something

Hi guys, just dropping by to say GIVE BACK PODKARPATSKÁ RUS, RIGHTFUL CZECH LAND

>>65721200
Both. I used to have two dogos, but older one, my beloved childhood friend, died last month. Damn, I miss her.

>>65721412
Čéče, československá zem ktorá mala vlastný status tak ako Česko a Slovensko v rámci ČSR. Ale súhlasím, mali by sa tí ľudia oveľa lepšie.

>>65721273
s-sorry

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>>65721432

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>>65721173

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>>65721173
Wew lad, I didn't expect you to actually post the whole thing, you get an A+ for effort
HOWEVER
>I am going
>I am falling
"rzucę" is a future tense form, not a present one.
also
>In a half litre pure bottle
Not sure what you meant here exactly, but czysta refers to a type of vodka in this context.
Aside from that you got it perfectly.
By the way,
>Because I do not fucking care about you (literally "Because I fucking have you deep in ass")
How did you know this one? Does a similar phrase function in Slovak or Czech?

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>>65721576
>tpk si kámoš z Ukrajiny horko těžko žádal o občanství
>kdyby se narodil o 100 let dřív tak by ho dostal automaticky

>>65721663
I checked one word I was unsure about in GT (fale) and it seems I made a mistake, not bottom of the sea, but a wave.

Also, did I translate "torze" as a track correctly?

Btw, my quick and dirty Slovak version:

Zradila si ma kurva
Skočím pod vlak
Ale neprejde ma
Lebo kurva ide po inej trati

Chryzantémy zlatisté
V pollitrovke čistej
Stoja na fortepiáne
A nikto ich nepolieva, kurva

Zradila si ma ty kurva
Rútim sa do morských vĺn
Ale neutopím sa
Lebo kurva, plávam dokonale

Chryzantémy zlatisté
V pollitrovke čistej
Stoja na fortepiáne
A nikto ich nepolieva, kurva

Zradila si ma ty kurva
rútim sa z výšky
Ale nezabijem sa
Lebo kurva, mám gumenné kosti

Chryzantémy zlatisté
V pollitrovke čistej
Stoja na fortepiáne
A nikto ich nepolieva, kurva

Zradila sa ma ty kurva
Kúpim si pištoľ
Ale nezastrelím sa
Lebo ťa mám hlboko v riti

Chryzantémy zlatisté
V pollitrovke čistej
Stoja na fortepiáne
A nikto ich nepolieva, kurva

With Polonized digraph orthography to see if you guys can maybe read it easier:

Zradila si ma kurwa
Skoczím pod wlak
Ale neprejde ma
Lebo kurwa ide po inej trati

Chryzantémy zlatisté
w pollitrowke czistej
Stoja na fortepiáne
A nikto ich nepoliewa, kurwa

Zradila si ma ty kurwa
Rútim sa do morských wĺn
Ale neutopím sa
Lebo kurwa, pláwam dokonale

Chryzantémy zlatisté
w pollitrowke czistej
Stoja na fortepiáne
A nikto ich nepoliewa, kurwa

Zradila si ma ty kurwa
rútim sa z wýszky
Ale nezabijem sa
Lebo kurwa, mám gumenné kosti

Chryzantémy zlatisté
w pollitrowke czistej
Stoja na fortepiáne
A nikto ich nepoliewa, kurwa

Zradila sa ma ty kurwa
Kúpim si pisztoľ
Ale nezastrelím sa
Lebo ťa mám hlboko w riti

Chryzantémy zlatisté
w pollitrowke czistej
Stoja na fortepiáne
A nikto ich nepoliewa, kurwa

>>65721749
>Because I do not fucking care about you (literally "Because I fucking have you deep in ass")
How did you know this one? Does a similar phrase function in Slovak or Czech?

There is a similiar phrase "Mám to v piči" which means "I have it in the pussy" which means "I don't give a fuck". Also, "Je to v riti" = It is in the ass = it is fucked up/screwed and Czech "Je mi to u prdele".

>>65722249
>Also, did I translate "torze" as a track correctly?
yes :)

>>65722249
>Also, did I translate "torze" as a track correctly?
Yes.
>(fale) and it seems I made a mistake, not bottom of the sea, but a wave.
>morska fala
>morskie fale
Fale is plural.
>Btw, my quick and dirty Slovak version
Now sing it on vocaroo :3
>A nikto ich nepoliewa, kurwa
Intredasting, would "A nepolieva ich kurva nikto" sound awkward?

Prague is a very dirty city with lots of crime. The people are very rude in the CZ. Don't go to this poor city.

>>65722617
You can say that about literally every city and cunt in Eastern Europe.
So let's not.

>>65722715
He has troll OCD from a bad experience there.

>>65722564
Sing maybe when I am alone at home :D
>Intredasting, would "A nepolieva ich kurva nikto" sound awkward?

Actually, it does not sound awkward imho, my version does more.

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Is he literally a demon

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>>65722617
rly
I wanted to visit it in the winter

>>65722392
>Also, "Je to v riti" = It is in the ass = it is fucked up/screwed and Czech "Je mi to u prdele".
I see, it's similar here
>Mam to w dupie
= I don't care
>To jest do dupy
= it's fucked
Why are you learning Polish anyway?

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>poverty edition
>everyone writing in communist script

>>65723291
Sure. Don't waste your money.

>>65723337
I am not really learning it. Just accustoming myself to it, to understand it. It is not that much different and I can understand your music, internet, movies in the original etc. this way.

>>65723291
that's some evil regional flag you got there, Holender

>>65723348
Ok

Post the sound waves surrounding your ears at this very moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVjwy-MxkqQ

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>>65723464
Best city in the country friend

>>65723701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zykjQzBflvQ
P R A G O
R
A
G
O

>>65723445
I see, have fun then
Feel free to ask for more stuff if you feel like it, I'll be glad to send links
>>65723755
>town with a literal UPA flag
>full of high bicycle people in pink shirts
the contrast is bizarre

Fuck USSR and communism. I want freedums and guns

>>65724065
aren't you two decades late to the party?

>>65724065
>I want poverty and crime which comes out of it

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>>65724021
so what do these guys do nowadays?
bunch of crazy fanatics?

>>65724065
Eзжaй в Питep

>>65724289
ЗAЛ УПA

>>65724220
poverty comes out of ussr, my family was ordinary poor during socialism working on the factory. When this shit ended they succeeded very much just keeping the hardworking. Capitalism is bad and means pverty only for lazy niggers. Crime? Who cares about crime if you can defend yourselve?

>>65724191
why? we're going back to totalitarism more and more with every year with Vladimir

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>>65724220

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>>65724289
Ukraine as a whole is a fucking shitshow m8.
The videos I see from there... It's almost like a really really elaborate prank.
A fucking joke.
People, important people, behave like crowned retards. As if someone paid the to pretend to be as batshit as physically possible.

>>65724305
зaчeм, чeм тaм пo-твoeмy лyчшe? Oттyдa вeщaeшь? хaчeй мeньшe? этo иллюзия, был тaм нe paз. или пyшки лeгaльны? или тpaвa лeгaльнa? тo жe чтo и вeздe.

it should be made legal to kill russians without any consequences because they are just rats, cockroaches etc

if i have human baby in my hands i would take care of it
if i had russian baby in my hands i would slam it down on the concrete, it would be like putting down a sick puppy

>>65724476
Зaчeм тeбe этo вce, ты шкoлиe чтo ли ?

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>>65724289
remeber that neonazi problem of USA when they were forced to publish how man old nazis were living with their families of US and Canadian taxes few years ago? US dep paid those nazis shit load of money so they can go to such places like albanian, serbia and so on so US goverment can show "we dont have nazis." shit. so surprise where those marching fucks poped out in ukraine now.

>>65724476
He лeгaльны, нo дocтyпны.

>>65724440
I know how that statement sounded to you but I assure you, I'm not a commie. I am sort of close to their positions:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finns_Party

>>65724476
Ho, cкopee вceгo, тeбя paзyют paньшe, чeм ты ycпeeшь ocвoитьcя

Кaк вы из бyнкepa кaпчyeтe?

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>>65724568
чeгo вoпpocoм нa вoпpoc? eвpeиё чтoли?
1)зaчeм хaчeй мeньшe? oчeвиднo - мeньшe пpecтyпнocть и пpocтo пpиятнee пo yлицe хoдить.
2)пyшки - этo знaк дoвepия гocyдapcтвa cвoeмy нapoдy. Heт пyшeк- нeт дoвepия. B любoй oпacнoй cитyaции ты oзaлyплeн и дoлжeн звaть пoлицию.
3)Tpaвa - пpocтo дaжe пoяcнять нe бyдy paз ты тaкoe yтвepждaeшь, ты видимo нe знaeшь чтo этo, либo нacмoтpeлcя плoхих пpимepoв

>>65724289
>bunch of crazy fanatics?
Yeah, they're ukie neonazis.
>so what do these guys do nowadays?
Most of the time they try to bleach their history and pretend that atrocities commited by their """heroes""" never happened. Also a movie about Volhynia is about to be released here, it will probably cause some commotion considering how many Ukies we have working here at the moment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-nwg693WCE
But I don't wanna derail this comfy thread with dead babies and all that shit, so maybe let's change the subject.

>>65724550
Why?

it should be made legal to kill czechs without any consequences because they are just rats, cockroaches etc

if i have human baby in my hands i would take care of it
if i had czech baby in my hands i would slam it down on the concrete, it would be like putting down a sick puppy

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>>65724671
кoкoкo кyпчинo, aвтoвo, мы тaкиe гaнгcтa ниги. Хyйня этo вcё. Hиктo тaк зa cвoй питep и нe мoжeтe пoяcнить, тoлькo выёбывaeтecь и зaдaётe вoпpocы в oтвeт.

>>65724742
Пoлный нaбop cтepeoтипoв шкoльникa.

it should be made legal to kill czechs without any consequences because they are just gays, crazy perverts, feminazis, lesbians, misanthropes etc

if i have human baby in my hands i would take care of it
if i had czech baby in my hands i would slam it down on the concrete, it would be like putting down a sick puppy

>>65724849
ты нe yмeeшь диcкyтиpoвaть и cпopить. Этo пpивoдит к вывoдy, чтo ты пpипёpcя cюдa c мeйлpyчaнa и кpoмe кaк oбзывaть вceх шкoльникaми ничeгo нe yмeeшь. your answer is invalid. pls go back

>>65724926
you got raped in prague or what? :^)

>>65724979
by a waiter

>>65724926
>>65724786
You are a pathetic bydlo autist.