Culture Pals -- /cp/

Lads I am starting to think Latin Americans are GOAT

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>>65663129
Boat, I don't do lewd things!

>>65688652
Unless you are a very attractive white man and/or really rich, your chances of getting with a qt Korean who is "genuinely" interested is awfully low. Korean girls are very pretty, but often vapid and shallow. Good luck though, maybe you'll find a unicorn.

>>65690035
I'm starting to think sexy Brit men are GOAT. ;)

>>65690331
Not really too sure on American men

I just don't know about this anymore. I rey so hard, but conversations fizzle out after a few days. I can't find the motivation to message first and the only girls who message me first are ugly Thais a nd mudslime Indonesians

>>65690417
I hear you on that. I rarely converse with anyone I originally did when I signed up a month ago, but I think that's the ultimate beauty of it.

I just rather use the script and see how many views I can get now, and if I'd be lucky enough to start a conversation with anyone.

I'm thinking about talking to an ugo. They seem to be the most interesting/least shallow. This is just practice for me anyways.

>>65692283
Ugos are NOT the least shallow or most interesting. This is a misconception.

>>65692311
How so? They seem to put a lot of work into their profiles.

>>65692495
Putting work into a shitty interpals profile doesn't mean they're more interesting.

>>65688652
not high at all (if you're white i think) and like >>65688742 said they love the 5 anglophone countries. there's lots of korea fans but there's also more koreans there than people from the other east asian countries. and there's not actually that many male korea fans on ip

they all reply but they're a bit boring

>>65693251
I am very boring as well. That does not make it easy to keep conversations going.

>>65692889
But they also reply/ message first more often as well. I feel better if they wan't to talk to me.

>>65694232
just try. they will more than likely keep it going well enough for you because usa and uk really are that attractive in this case

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How did I do?

>>65695177
0/10, see me after class.

>>65695177
10/10 you're dismissed

Why are thete so many north african guys checking out my profile

>>65698147
smooth as fuck

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>>65698147

>>65698147
>17
calling the cops rn

>muster up courage and try to flirt with a girl 20 years older than me
>she's obviously pissy in the message preview
>not even gonna bother opening it to read the rest
;-;

>>65699458
>20 years older
>girl

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>message girl with empty profile
>one profile pic
>ask for wechat immediately
>she adds me and turns out to be very talkative
>tells me she already likes me after 2 minutes
Also,
>main qt is not mad at me
>got up very late everyday and was busy in the afternoons
Today is a great day

do asians get offended when you call them "yellow people"? i mean, if she says she visited croatia and i say "i think i saw you but im not sure all you yellow people look the same to me" would she take it as a joke or insult?

>girl from south america writes
>she's a qt
>going to visit a town near where I live soon
>immediately shows interest and I didn't do anything besides reply politely
Feels good man.

>>65702247
lol no

>get random message from Luxemburgish girl who didn't even view my profile
>Hello, ■■■■■■! Can you tell me how it translated to english?
>"in zal he op halen het is 100km. Van Epe"
She also looks like a tramp
Probably daughter of some slav toilet cleaners there
/KristinaVV

What's the point of talking to qts thousand km's away?`It's not like you'll ever meet and fuck.

>>65703519
that's where you are wrong

>>65704085
I read that many girls are from poor countries, so they won't have money to fly to europe.

>>65704160
most people here only talk to european girls, which makes it easy to visit them. there are even burgers who fly over the ocean to meet their qts

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>>65703519
Anon, I'm here~.

>>65703519
See
>>65702282
Obviously it does happen.

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>mongolia
>last online 1yr ago
wtf?! cant they literally even afford computers?
>kazakhstan
80% russian wtf did they genocided the natives? i hate russia now
>>65704160
buy the ticket to them then its not even that expencive. srsly. better that than having your organs harvested. and most girls even from poor countries are in university you have to be a magician to find someone poor on ip

>>65704824
Yeah literal poor people from poor countries dont know about ip in the first place

>>65704824
this, most girls from poor countries have similar living standard as you have yourself. Being middle class in second or third world is pretty comfy.

>>65698147
https://youtu.be/NDe13n_WpQA

Bored lads, made friends with a stoat but besides that been a quiet day. What you all up to?

Where the fuck yous all at

>>65707891
chatting with my qt

>>65707891
This>>65707953
Plus I just made some food.

>>65703519
Practicing new material on random qts in preparation for the real thing, like running a simulation desu

>>65708168
Try using borat quotes to pick up Kazakh qts

>>65708775
Kek, post plox

>>65707953
>>65708052
There is no way that takes up all your time. My qt is chatting to me in a lecture and I'm sat in a square in the sun shitposting on /Brit/

>>65709243
It doesn't but I'm not always at my computer and I can't go to the threads on my phone if there's no wifi around. Also I don't come here at all when I'm with my qt.

>>65709439
How you enjoying Czech lad? Have you made any attempt to learn the language?
>TFW made my qt learn Cornish
>still don't know why

>>65709243
how slow does she even type?
or is she giving chad a handjob in the meantime?

>>65709551
I'm enjoying it a lot, this place is really great but I am not used to the cold at all anymore and can't stand it, I miss the warm weather. Yeah I'm making an attempt to learn it but it's not an easy language but my qt is helping me plus her youngest sister.

>>65707891
Waiting for my qt to come on skype

It seems like the most innocent stuff are the most fond of talking about sex as they don't have any. They're just like us.

>>65710949
*stuff = qts

>>65704244
>>65690227
>Boat, I don't do lewd things!

Really makes ya think, eh.

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>when your qt hits you with

>>65710949
Everyone on interpals is a total sperg, even the hottest of girls. They may not show it at first but everybody is a little crazy on the site. Seriously, I'm actually amazed some of these people function in everyday life. They make us look like normal people

>>65713297
>TFW no Basque terrorist qt

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>>65713309
gonna look for train girl tomorrow and seduce her lads wish me luck

>>65713870
take a picture for us

>>65713309
don't know why i replied you, i was gonna post that belgian revolutionary crazy girl, anyone remember her?

>>65713928
of her? that's creepy

>>65713870
Good lad. Godspeed

>>65713870

AUTISM
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>>65714103
Oi let him live his delusion lad

>>65713309
My qt is one of the most popular girls and pretty much a normie

Only flaw I discovered is that her parents split up when she was 9

>No input specified
Site is alive right, RIGHT!?

>>65714276
Plenty folks turn out fairly normal after a split in the rents. Only thing to look out for is relationship with the stepdad because that can be straight up weird as fuck

>>65714332
Maybe I've browsed pol too much but single mom is a red flag, although most of them turn out to be okay

>>65714332
And no stepdad in the picture, in fact they are still officially married

>>65714103
if anyone is autistic it's her for looking at me like im leonardo dicaprio

>>65714251
what delusion m8? i consider myself a realist

>>65713870
How are you going to approach her if you find her?

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>>65709243
i posted this a few threads ago

>>65714829
i would probably say i noticed her last week, and maybe ask what she was looking at. what would you say?

>>65645691
Thanks for the motivation, anon. Really helps. If everything goes according to plan, I'll stay with my qt for about 3 days, then fly back home, finish my uni exams and spend about a month with her if I don't fuck up. And then find some sort of routine and that'll be it.

>>65646805
Ah pois. Não é todos os dias com alguém com sotaque de homem das cavernas aparece por aqui, eu sei.

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>all conversations reached a dead end

>>65714521
My housemate was in a similar situation and you could never have expected to meet a nicer lass in all the world. Absolutely darling.
>>65714474
>Maybe I've browsed pol too much
I accidentally went there all of 4 seconds after /p/ autosuggested /pol/ and that was still too much.

>>65716397
iktf

>>65719341
I mean I just had a really good chat with the main qt for days and she answers with a "Thank you^^"

Why are women like this

>>65719580
It's not women, senpai.
It's people getting bored for one reason or another. Learn to converse better

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>>65719580
I take that as an indication that they're no longer interested, so I just move on to the next one 2bh.

It sucks that this shit happened with one of my qter qts, but oh well. I'm to blame, since I'm a boring cunt 2bh.

>>65719639
I wish I could but her english was so broken there isn't much I could do.

>>65719703
It's weird tho, she actually was the one pushing things forward for most of our convos.

>>65719865
>she actually was the one pushing things forward for most of our convos
Mine too, 2bh. But oh well.

>>65719865
There's a chance that she's a boring cunt herself and doesn't have much to say.

Hi

>>65720732
shut the FUCK up

>>65720732
Cheeky

>>65720732
hai bb

>>65720732
hey :))) asl?

This site should have died last year, along with these threads, its over lads, you're all just beating a dead horse

again kept a qt awake until 4am local time

who the fuck stays awake until 4am to chat with some highly functioning autist?

>>65722639
An autist of a similar caliber.

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Was this smooth enough, guys?
I looked at 25 hours of PUA material in the last 3 days

Hope I can win her over

>>65723805
She's pretty resilient

>>65723805
i laffed senpai

I was a party with my girlfriend from France I met on Interpals who I had been with for over a year now (we were living in the same city) and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.

Next thing she loses (because she is bad) and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"

I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yeah, whatever"

Then she loses again, and this asshole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullshit like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.

Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fagot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.

Fuck Interpals. Fuck women. Fuck life. I'm out.

>>65720732
Wow how about you fuck off, you're the rudest bastard I've seen on here.

>>65723805
she wants the D

>>65724170
Hadn't seen this in a while

>>65724170
Fucking cuck

>>65722138
Why? What has happened?

ayy lmao

>>65724768
*tips antenna*

>>65725013
Validated, you may proceed.

>>65722639
I've noticed like all the girls I've ever talked to on here do this where meanwhile I regularly go to sleep at like 9..

>>65725132
Post profile, Osmanoglu.

>>65725468
I don't have one.

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>When 99 from 100 qt's message you back.

Who know that feel? :^)

>>65725349
my personal record is keeping a girl awake until 7am.
today a different girl was reading until 2am and suddenly decided to message me.

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>>65726034
Nobody else in the world, naturally.

>>65726259
>tfw no more IRC girls to voice chat with until 4:30
High school was neat

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>>65726345
my mom would not let me use the computer that late. I'm finally able to feel this feel.

>>65726520
It was only on the nights I was left alone in the house t b h

>>65727253
>>65726520
How old are yous that you didn't have a smartphone / iPod / tablet at ~18? I used to stay up till 4 texting my lass of the hour more or less every night under me covers

I thought I finally found a good honorable man.

>iam single too and looking for honest wife
>but now i really love a polish woman and want to marry with her
>she really took all my heart and mind

just kill me

>>65728440
does she like you back?

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>>65728440
what

Hi

>>65729480
hey bby, call me ;^)

>>65730047
Giv me dem digits

>>65729480
kys

>>65730205
Ok, I've been thinking about it for a while. Thanks for making it clear

>>65728440

I'll date you, maybe.

>>65730442
Glad to help :^)

>>65689980

I am an oldfag at 30. If I make a profile will qts still message me?

hello?

>>65733239

Hi

>>65733239
Alright, I'm going to have to ask you to leave

>>65733457
hey
>>65733479
I'll leave if you come with me bby ;) lets get out of this place

>>65733520
Are you a qt girl?

>>65733606
maybe I am

>play league of babies
>losing most of the game
>make a sequence of plays that lead us to turn everything around and win in the last 5 minutes
>enemies keep saying that I suck etc.
>rub their loss in their collective face
Feels good, senpai

>>65733717
Proofz

>>65734343
cool

Let me tell you something, guys:
Getting nudes from milfs is the easiest shit. They get to talking about sex within 3 messages and there's no fucking around like with younger girls

>>65735392
That may be true but most 'mills' look fucking gross

One more day till I see my Italian qt. Can't contain the hype. She sent me a thing last night wanting to know if I liked her because she said she really liked me but was really embarrassed and it was the cutest shit

>>65689980

Didn't see anything about it in the pastebin, so going to ask anyway:

I stopped using IP like a year ago, and now that I'm coming back, I've discovered that the whole "update your profile without changing anything to get more views" thing isn't working anymore. Did they fix this, or have I forgotten some detail? Is there a new trick? I liked being able to get 60 or so views in a day, then pick from those who I want to message, rather than having to search a ton. The script is fine, I guess, but it seems like overkill. I don't really have time to look through 100 messages a day from viewing every online profile out there.

Wtf lads i think train qt is in my lecture

>>65739167
If you say hello make sure you don't mention the stalking or the fact that you've given hundreds of people a running commentary on it

>/haylin23
This broad is desperate, lads

>>65739419
>hundreds of people
do we have this many lurkers here?
Usually the imgur nudes only get a doze views at most

>>65740400
Well it's been the subject of a thread and a near constant presence the last few days. If you reposted imgur nudes in an OP or just kept posting them you'd likely get a better idea

I've seen a lot of burgers (mostly black burger grills) willing to learn korean, why?
Also:
>stating to chat to a huehue qt
>lurked in a mexican qt profile and realized that she blocked south america

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i was finding qt croatian koreaboo grills but they seem quite tall

>>65740534
Mental incapacity

>>65740534
They like the shiny plastic music, shiny plastic soap operas and shiny plastic people. Girls like shiny plastic, why do you think iPhones are so popular?

>>65740549
t. chinklet

>>65740817
but south korea's average height is same with moortugal and i'm just 1.77m but they are really tall

>>65740972
>1.77m

JUST

>>65742048
>tfw always thought I was tall
>tfw only a bit taller than that

>>65740549
wtf croatian girls are mostly 1,65-1,70

>>65740290
Lmao i was talking to her last week

>>65742265
Hello King of manlets

>>65743741
Hello literal underling. What's the cut off twixen king of manlets and honorary tallfolk?

>>65742265
I'm not much taller desu.. I'm 1.82m. I haven't grown since I was 14 though, but I was fucking huge back then for my age.

>>65744360
184 me. Koreans can be quite tall to be fair

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>>65744442
I saw a huge jap/korean dude (can't tell the difference 2bh) in Lisbon last year. He must've been like 195+.

Chinks are fucking weird, man.. I was in a train going to Cascais and there were like 6 asians sitting on the row of seats parallel to mine. For whatever reason, they just decided to "split" - each of them sat alone in a different seat, minding only their phones for the remainder of the ride.

>>65744360
>>65744442
you are both lying or giants, iberians are much shorter than that

>>65744785
t. delusional swede

I got my citizen card done when I was 13, so my height there is 178cm.

I was huge when I was born, but for whatever reason, I stopped growing early into my teens, and I never really had a growth spurt.

>>65744537
Brits do that. It's considered really rude to talk to people on public transport where I live.
>>65744785
Sorry, I'm the cornishman

>>65744836
Even among friends, you mean? They were literally sitting next to each other, looking at each other's pics on their phones and shit. They just seemingly snapped after they saw us sitting on the row parallel to theirs.

>>65744835
I was exactly the opposite. Shortest kid in school me

>>65742547
Half the girls at my uni are 1,80+

ded thread
ded site
ded life

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>chink girl I don't really like writes me everyday
>the qts I want don't even bother opening my profile or don't reply
>get finally a message
>its a spambot asking me if I want 4,3 million dollars or something (the typical spam mail bullshit)
>stuck with that annoying chink

I feel depressed and ugly and don't want to bother with this shit anymore
Its moments like this where you realise that suicide is probably a better option than being stuck with an annoying chink

:
>i just broke up with my bf
:
>i only had one relationship

every fucking time

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fucking hell

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>>65747856
>>65747404
I'm sorry lad.

>>65747978
I just messaged this girl yesterday so no feelings were hurt on my side

>>65747856
BIG BULGARIAN COCK

>>65744836
>It's considered rude to talk to people on public transport
I don't get why Euros are like this desu. I used to have conversations with randoms all the time on the bus in Hawaii when I'd take it.

>tfw she is already dating some guy and still sends you this pic. Because you are her "friend"

I love russian girls

http://i.imgur.com/RbsvwUc.jpg

>>65748887
Jesus

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>>65747404
>>65747856
on the phone with her rn

she made a skype account to talk with her brother studying abroad
one day some guy added her randomly
she talked to him and apparently they liked each other

she went to bulgaria alone without her parents knowing
the guy wanted to give her a ring at the airport
but his mom bought the ring
then she went to their apartment which was some worn-out commie-block
the guy was the son of a drug abuser and some batshit crazy single mom
eventually it cooled down between them
but the next year she went again, according to her because she wouldn't have to go again
for this she postponed her graduation even
she took one extra piece of luggage filled entirely with gifts for those slavs

anyway this time his mom was with them 24/7
so one day they managed to have dinner with the two of them
but his mom called him and they had a huge brawl
later on when she was back home, the guy told her that his family though she wanted bulgarian citizenship through marriage
so then she got mad and they fought again
finally she managed to get some sanity back and realized that marrying a bulgarian would be like moving to africa
also his mom fell out against her again
but in the end it was still the bulgarian who broke up with he

but she still chats with him now...
also because she is selling bulgarian stuff in china

anyway, any bulgarians here to seduce her again?

>>65749483
The fuck? Is she Chinese?

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>>65749483
his cousin married a whore
and they are now living in germany cleaning toilets and pumping out kids to collect child support

>>65749609
yeah

>>65749483

Holy shit she sounds fucking nuts and like a emotional wreck

AVOID

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I'm sure this will end well

>>65749886
Kek

>>65746892
>literally got 4.3 million dollars
>complains about not getting girls to reply to him over the internet
Fuck off

>>65723805
you sound like a cunt

>>65749886

You did the right thing

>>65750638
You expect me to reply seriously to a stupid monkeyasian that isn't willing to put the effort to even look at my fucking flag and dares asking me where I'm from?

I know for a fact she didn't read my profile. I don't bother with Thailand. Get fucked, olivenigger beta.

>>65750638
This desu.

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>>65751507
>"being a cunt to some girl on the other part of the world makes me alpha"
>Get fucked, olivenigger beta.
>shhhhh... nothing personnel kid

>>65754366
>reply with gibberish to some stupid monkeycunt ,because she won't even bother to use her brain or read my profile, for the sake of entertainment

>"h-hey, that's wrong!! u can't talk 2 a lady like that!!!!!" "man up!!!"

What a retard. Please stop posting.

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>>65754525

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>>65754871

>>65754871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmqcHSPUfIY

>>65754525
>replying with stupid gibberish right from the start
I swear I d-did it because she was a stupid cunt g-guys...

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What did she mean by this?

>>65758849
would pillage desu

>>65757043
It's fucking Thailand. It happens every time.

Go whiteknight somewhere else

Are there no more American posters here?

>>65762289
Pretty sure we all gave up.

>>65759366
You could, you know, just not reply.

>>65762773
Understandable since interpals is a pretty shitty site

>>65764014
You could, you know, fuck off, Swedish cuck

>>65767224
Aren't you an uppity little edgelord, huh?

>>65767315
Aren't you a cool guy, telling me when I should and shouldn't reply

Such autism

>>65767386
It would've been better if you weren't just another one in a long line of boring, unimaginative edgelords who came into these threads to brag about being rude to dumb third world sluts.

>>65767386
deivi please stop

>>65767444
I don't care if I'm entertaining enough for you or not. Go back to your IKEA(tm) cuckshed

Girls are confusing

Started talking to a Czech QT last week, she messaged me saying that she would really like to get to know me better and that she think I'm really nice. That she thinks we could be good friends. Yet she hasn't been on IP in like 5 days.

>>65769009
You wait for her on interpals
Chad is fucking her amid other gals

Not too sure a out this other Brit lads

>>65769726

I sent her a message asking if she'd like to talk on whatsapp but she hasn't read it yet

>>65769982
She's probably too busy getting gangbanged by a group of muzzies
Just give up

>>65770421
I was going to correct you and say German sex tourists, but then I realized that there's no difference.