/brit/

del boy

>>65685033
rodney u plonka

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ah yes what an attractive young lady

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>>65685027

>>65685045
shame about the face

>>65685033
HE

>>65685055
post her arse though la'

>>65685045
who dat?

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>no orders for A380 in 2016

wake me up inside

>>65685063
FELL

>>65685057
Imagine taking 20 photos and this being the best one

Truly awful

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why would anyone sperg out about /pol/ if they weren't a triggered leftycuck?

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"I got a new mirror"

so I'll just show off my rancid fucking mug in it for internet points

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>>65685085

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>>65684998
gabagool??

>>65685017
haha okay come here cutey

Janny made a right fool out of me there

>>65685107
THROUGH

Antipasti

>>65685119
Why ae you looking at her face you poof?

>>65685045
strong eyebrows are beautiful

>what was once liberal is now conservative
>what was once conservative is now the fringe

big fan of progress

>>65685119
dat bod tho

>>65685119
face like a slapped arse

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I said, DROP the SOAP

>>65685119
proper fit tho lad

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There's a leaf in my thread.

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>The Scots care more about us then we do about them

Then can you explain this article and comments please Nigel?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3819755/It-s-not-casual-racism-s-considered-culturalism-John-Cleese-slammed-bizarre-Twitter-rant-against-half-educated-tenement-Scots.html

>>65685144
I'm pro-pasti ngl

>>65685128
*gets between your legs and kisses your thighs softly*

I need ur cum daddy :3

Always thought when I saw talk about 'poortherners' they were referring to northern english.

Not scotland. Which is it?

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>>65685174
cute

>>65685174
don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again

>>65685174
me yodeling from the top of the hill in the background

>>65685202
You would be you utter bumlord

>>65685189
All me

Except being scared of darkies, fuck em. Wogs better be scared of my bloody boot

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wow what a beauty x

>>65685207
both

>>65685189
Really gets the ol' neurons in motion, this post.

>>65685207
Northern English. The Scotch take poor as a compliment.

>>65685207
northern english la'

its just an established fact that scots, welsh and norn irish are poor, no nickname needed

>>65685174
that's a big plane

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>>65685206
Stop

>>65685174
I just want to get into bed with the A318 and be the big spoon for it :3

>tfw 5,920sq ft and built like an Airbus A380

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Thoughts?

>>65685207
all of the above

WHO WANTS TO FIGHT?

i joined her on the bed and we began to kiss slowly at first then very passionately i lay on my back she put a condom on me and began teasing me with her tongue and then gave me a fantastic blow job ( and trust me after a lot of trips to Amsterdam i know a good blow job ) i then went down on her she tasted good and she seemed to enjoy it as much as me i then started on top of rhona for a while then she went on top see then went reverse cowgirl watching her fantastic bum wow we then went into doggy style thats the point i exploded we lay and kissed and cuddled for a while until i was ready to go again which she was more than happy with i really felt she was enjoying it as much as me at no point did i feel rushed in fact it was more of a suggestion that we got dressed we kissed and said our good bye she was the perfect gfe and a lot more i left a very happy and content man cant wait to book again

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>All me

>Except being scared of darkies, fuck em. Wogs better be scared of my bloody boot

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stunnah x

>>65685297
*sucker punches you*

Oi lads, do any of you know if Hola VPN is worth it or is it just an Israeli data mining operation? Any better alternative VPNs?

Trying to watch BBC iPlayer in Krautland.

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Any of you lads an esoteric Jahan ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nrwaRnZ1eM

Hearing alot about these homegrown esoteric "jahanist" extremists, really frightening

>>65685256
Literally grotesque. A face made for spitting and slapping and cumming on desu.

>>65685313
fitting that she got the same sort of piercings cattle have

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Reminder you can get a flight from Gatwick to Canada for less than £300, on a 737

>>65685326
pay your tv license scrounging cunt

>>65685279
I'm 9,740 sq ft and built like an An-225 and I could crush you like a flea

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this is a 10/10 on /brit/

>>65685356
halifax mentioned

>>65685356
reminder you can just stay put for fucking free

>>65685318
*gives you a hug and tells you everything will be alright before punching you in the gut*

>>65685356
>flying to canada
why would I want to do that?

>>65685115
kek

>>65685356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moGJY4reglU

You can do London City to JFK with a stop in Shannon for refuelling and customs in a A318
It's Business Class only though

Come on baby, dry your eyes
Wipe your tears
Never like to see you cry
Won't you please forgive me

I wouldn't ever try to hurt you
I just needed someone to hold me
To fill the void while you were gone
To fill this space of emptiness

I'm only human
Of flesh and blood I'm made
Human
Born to make mistakes

So many nights I longed to hold you
So many times I looked and saw your face
Nothing could change the way I feel
No one else could ever take your place

I'm only human
Of flesh and blood I'm made
Human
Born to make mistakes
(I am just a man)
(Human
Human)
Please forgive me

>>65685356
fuck canada

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oi lads check out this fire coke i just picked up

fucking huge rocks in there lads, straight off the brick

>>65685363
*is given the go-ahead by tower control to teleport behind you*

>>65685416
wew i wish i was a aussie male

>Have sex in multiple different positions
>Can last a while
>Fuck girl doggystyle
>Cum in 2 minutes

Ah yes

>>65685381
the state or the city

>>65685468
bender

>>65685461
too bad you're a Zionist instead

>>65685444
*fires up all SIX of my engines*
*blows you away like a Canadian*
heh, nothin personal, kid

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>>65685297
Come on then

>>65685492
oy vey

>>65685362
My bloody arse I will. What are you some sort of tv license inspector?

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pizza for din dins?

>>65685468
>fuck without a condom
>cum in literally under a minute

this is medically classed as premature ejaculation

need to get the girlfriend to wank/suck me off before we have sex then I can last for like 20-30 minutes

>>65685489
excuse me?

>>65685468
why is it so good?

t. virgin :(

dancing a jig

>>65685440
how much did you spend mate thats alot of coke

>>65685517
go on then you blubbery bastard

>>65685517
what kind of pizza, reviewbrah?

>>65685515
say that to my fucking face cunt

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>>65685189
uh oh

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>hit third year uni
>friends have left
>alone in halls

Fucking suicidal lads

Literally nothing in my life to look forward to

>>65685356
You can fly from London to Los Angeles for 229€ and from London to Miami/Orlando for 179€ with Norwegian Air. You can also do London to JFK for 229€.

>>65685520
how you gonna keep it hard

>it's a "mum makes tuna pasta bake for tea" episode

shan't be eating any of this

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the gf

yank on holiday here

>>65685533
It's animalistic

>>65685515
Fuck off

>>65685546
>direland

>>65685613
at least her pits are shaved

>>65685616
what did you mean by this?

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>>65685508

>>65685615
vacation*

>>65685569
step into my house and see what happens fuckwit

>>65685602
hm no you cant
LA is £430 minimum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4IEm0JGFyc

Average middle-class Londoner

>>65685613
does she realise that she'd look 100x more attractive if she lost the cattle rings and stopped doing that stupid fucking fish face?

>>65685440
practically scarface innit

now I'm freeeeeeeeee
fallin', fallin'

>>65685662
she unironically wouldn't

>>65685636
>englel

>>65685624
Who the fuck are you lad

>>65685656
>he thinks that's middle class

lol
maybe lower lower middle class

>>65685533
Feels tighter, the view is amazing

>>65685602
>Norwegian Air
Yeah, but nah
It's a budget airline with the façade of a flag carrier
You can only do those cheap flights if you get really shitty time, don't have any in flight meals and only bring carry on

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breathing some cheeky air

might enjoy a bit of water on the side haha

>>65685672
>>65685691
it's quite clearly washing powder you silly buggers

>>65685602
> currency sign after the value
fuck off

Watched that Louis Theroux thing on Saville.

Bit weird desu, never realised how matey Louis was with him.

>>65685653
once I spot your tv you're done for mate

*peers through the curtains*

so who here actually has a gf

>>65685656
Clearly some lower-class pleb

*plays you like a banjo*

>>65685709
hmmm

I can see this being an upside

>>65685707
she's between upper lower middle class and middle lower middle class

>>65685656
FUCKING TWAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HOW FUCKING SEPERATED FROM REALITY ARE SOME PEOPLE

little rat, hate these people. They alienate working class whites like me too.

>>65685726
got a Finnish gf and she can babble nonsense in Finnish good and proper

>>65685726
nobody

if they say they do they are lying

>>65685696
i said FUCK OFF

>>65685717
you sick fuck

>>65685329
Does he still make videos?

And nice thumbnail dickhead

>>65685765
im really happy for you bro

there is no such thing as the "middle class" anymore

we're all poor. blame the globalists

>>65685730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ2ucr74YNk

>>65685758
Guys like this are why women like that expect a good looking boyfriend.

>>65685766
crikey

>>65685793
don't call me "bro"

>>65685804
completely wrong

wer are richer today than we have ever been

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>party upstairs
>me alone in my room

Ah yes, university

>>65685804
maybe in Yankeeville

>>65685713
I flew with Norwegian Air to Miami for 179€ including a connection flight and it was booked 3 weeks before departure in June. For 75€ extra I had 2 checked bags and an in flight meal.

Flying again in November.

>>65685356

why is this so fascinating to you? have you never been to north america?

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1474560664543.webm

>>65685793
>bro
FOY

>>65685804

I blame the bankers and their bonuses

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man: no time to talk

Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born

next this """"""""german"""""""" will cite wikipedia to back up his absurd claims haha

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The ingredients were fresh pureed tomatoes, water, salt and sodium benzoate used to retard spoilage. Once again, if I'm not mistaken, this can contained tomato paste

>>65685725
Goodluck m8 I'm living in me m8's basement

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the gf

>>65685829
>walk upstairs with alcohol in hand
>now at the ""party""

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>>65685207
Northerners. We're richer than most of new pakistan

>>65685913
me on top

>>65685849
*adds you*

being middle or upper class in america is better than anywhere else desu

>>65685781
Alter hau ab

>>65685878
Are you talking to me cunt

>>65685911
Parties in halls, especially in the first few weeks, are full of arseholes trying their hardest to ditch their life from back home and look cool.

>>65685911
I live in separated flats, I would have to knock on the door

>>65685843
ah it's not that bad I guess

>>65685964
true

>>65685964
I know
Gonna be more difficult to make friends after the first few weeks though

>>65685913
I like living in Wales because I make above the national average, which counts for a lot more in Wales, so I'm relatively much better off.

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>>65685848

>>65685944
*declines your friend request*

>>65685945
even the poorest areas in this country are far better than most everywhere else

i never forget to check my freedom privilege. we truly do have it great here

germans can't cook

>We are contacting you because you have not yet reviewed your purchase.

And I never will with that tone

>>65685849
what this?

>>65686056
Can they drink?

>>65686083
the 'book

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Just made a gif of myself xD

'sup dudes?

>>65686085
haram

>>65686122
>gif

fuck off

>>65686098
o lol cool

alri chromedome s'appenin

Bet some of you runts watch vikings don't you? It's fucking terrible

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the chebs gf

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gf has arisen

bit cold here lads

someone cuddle up

>>65686163
browsing the chon haha

>>65686123
>'sup
>dudes
FOY

not looking forward to going to bed because its going to take me hours to get to sleep

the memes are lit

great trump speech at the colorado rally

>>65686196
lovely

Might actually let out a screech when Rosy finally goes under the knife and comes out looking worse

>>65686228
yeah it's good

smokin a fukn phat rollie myself pal pure spacecaked out laaaa

>>65686197
bit too thicc for day to day gf'ing, but I would still fuck her at least once
might change my mind on the day to day gf'ing if I enjoy the fuck

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too true senpai. definitely finnna bust up in her lmao

>>65686183

never heard of it
don't bother "informing" me. i don't allow shite to cloud my 3rd eye

>>65686228
>trump
>colorado
F
O
Y

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>>65686234
Indeed

>>65686197
*vomits uncontrollably*

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getting my daily dose

seasons dont fear the reaper

>>65685892
Thank you nelson, I look forward to seeing it next week

>>65686286
hnggggg

Obamacare is an absolute disaster

>>65686003
The experience is kind of strange though. All the flight attendants are Thai and have some unusual RP English accent but only know a certain amount of phrases.

But still, it was just like any other trans atlantic flight. TVs in the seatsbacks, brand new 787, free blankets and pillows, etc. Only thing missing were the drink carts every hour but iirc you could walk to the rear of the aircraft and ask for orange juice or water.

>>65686197
The top and bottom halves of her body don't look like they should go together. Her top half is way too thin for her bottom half. What the fuck

>>65686307
>xXCurryLadXx

I'm coming for you

now watch them take the bait hehe

is only teeeeeeenage wastelandddddddddd
dont cryyyy

dinny raise ur eyeee
is only teeeeeeenage wastelandddddddddd

>>65686316
>Obamacare
FUCK OFF YANK

>>65686316
bit racist

>>65686307

>Centipedes

explain

>>65686381
think its a meme name they call themselves

>>65686349
He's a fucking kpop fag

>>65686427
jpop*

did a nice relaxing cummy :)

>>65686427
post it

>>65686319
huh
might have to do it one day if I can get the ticket that cheap

As for the drink cart, I flew Munich-Beijing and back and they only came around with the drinks just before and after meals
they also said you could go to the galley in the middle or at the back for drinks, including hot tea which they kept topped up fairly often

I was surprised how clean they managed to keep the plane considering 8/10 of the passengers were Chinese and there was only 1 flight attendant who spoke Chinese

>>65686473
*flew on Lufthansa

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and to think there's thousands of people waiting in line hundreds of miles away for trump's next rally while he's already doing one

>>65686447
That's not cute, stop it.

>>65686469
He wished some kpop slag a happy birthday.

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BOOOOOM

That, the sound of the thunderous volcanic eruption that gives birth to the magnificent geode

business idea: go to a small Chinese town and see how many people try to take pictures with you

aerobics

>>65686313
Would spaff all over her big ones t b h

>>65686517
>He wished some kpop slag a happy birthday.
hahahaha how pathetic

>>65686517
that's not what I asked for you useless twat

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>getting my daily dose [of reddit]

>trying to find information about buying a dj turntable
>every site is filled with audiophile shite
reeee

>>65686543
so would I

BOOM
CLAP

THE SOUND OF MY HEART

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Absolutely fucking caterwauling

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrocausality
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheeler%27s_delayed_choice_experiment

>>65684998

ROADMEN BLAZE ZOOTS and BANG get wit the GIRLDEM while MAN browses MALAYSIAN TAPESTRY WEBSITES

My point is that she may not even be Hillary's daughter. Can anyone legitimately imagine her mothering a child? Or, for that matter, is there any proof of it happening? What if she simply "acquired" a daughter to use as a political prop from Hubbell, rather than growing the thing herself.

>>65686533
you don't need to go to a small town
you can go to Beijing and go to somewhere like Tienanmen Square
There are a load of people from smaller cities and towns who have never seen a foreigner before
Some people came up to us so we could take a picture together, and other times, there would be some person just taking a picture of us and walking away

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>>65686599
>dj

>>65686617
greatest /brit/ gimmick

Lunch Lady Doris,do ya have any grease?

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The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

YER DA SELLS AVON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT-RCHoHz20

>>65686617
It's a real shame bollockbusting posting has fallen into disuse, it's a great gimmick

>>65686663
you got a problem?

>>65686617
Beens looking for this image for a while la cheers

>>65686666

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>>65686473
>>65686501
I actually used to work for Lufthansa lol

The airline used to be exemplary but has recently gone down in quality dude to competition from budget airlines. It's either adapt or die. They started their own line of budget airlines with germanwings but even they are failing. They used to be much better, if not the best, in the 80s and 90s.

First and Business Class on Lufthansa is still top tier though.

>>65686705
the creator is a confirmed nonce

>>65686670
Yes, yes we do

>>65686197
looks like an asylum demon

feel like a pussy because it's been 2 months and i'm still heartbroken

i miss her lads

http://news.sky.com/story/us-suspends-contact-with-russia-over-syria-10604686

>US suspends contact with Russia over Syria

Ahh yes, that'll show them

>>65686661
>us
NORmoid rEeeeeee

>>65686753
gREAT politics

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>>65686744
The state of your life mate

>>65686723
>First and Business Class on Lufthansa is still top tier though.
$1 has been deposited into your bank account mein Freund

>>65686744
>never had a "her" to miss

Ah yes, crippling depression, very impressive

>Thread on weak genetics
>They have no idea that I am the original chinlad
>>65678464
Fools...

>>65686723
nice
It's the first time I've flown in years and the first time I've flown on my own. I actually enjoyed it. Staff were nice and friendly, especially on Manchester to Munich
last time I flew was Manchester to Gatwick with BA and that was literally sit down, eat our peanuts and get off again
The only other airline I've flown long haul with was American Airlines and the last time I flew with them was 8 years ago, so they aren't competing with much

who is this dane/german who goes travelling everywhere

Show /brit/ your tattoo(s) then, lads

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>Wales
Ahh Yes.

Does anyone else have a cup of warm milk before beddie bye byes? Comfy as fuck desu

>>65686705
because it was only one person who had the imagination to fabricate those scenarios

>>65686867
me

back in the UK now

>>65686867
he fled the country after brexit

>>65686787
yeah exactly lad i just imagine this exact picture every time i think of how sad i am and it just makes me sadder because that's what my life has become

obviously i'm not pathetic enough to take a picture of myself crying and post it on social media for attention but i'm still just as sad as this dickhead

>>65686896
>reddit

you're the real pleb here matey

made a strange post on /tg/.

>>65686862
>Manchester to Gatwick
for what reason
is that even a thing

>>65686896
>Reddit
ahh yes

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>>65686948

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>scottish memes and banter

>>65686901
There was a brief resurgence a while ago
Think it's just people being too lazy to invest time into making a good gimmick

I am literally on a train RIGHT. NOW.

I know some people can be autistic and that word is throw around alot and a number of idiots claim to be mildly austistic making them 'special'. But people with down syndrome are blissfully unaware of alot of problems around them but adjust normally. I was wondering how do I become 'down syndrome' though, can I force some kind of dna reconstruction of this condition.

>>65686920
why do you go travelling everywhere? work?

>>65686940
Reddit is an excellent website for intellectuals.
It's unsurprising that you aren't a fan.
Pah I say to you.

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>/tg/

>>65686991
what the fuck are you talking about you sperg? if you want to be a down syndrome get plastic surgery and smash your head with a hammer til you feel sufficiently stupid

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>Reddit is an excellent website for intellectuals.
>It's unsurprising that you aren't a fan.
>Pah I say to you

>>65687005
go fuck off back there then you cretin

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remembering that time i train-hopped across the country

>extra £300 if you want to bring luggage

get tae fuck

>>65686896
To be fair every young person I know who bang on about nationalism and Britishness has been a fat ugly autist.

Most people don't give a shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0B5ANjaFtE

quite like this kind of music. where can i find more of it?

>>65687001
get meme'd kid

I was lying from the start

>>65686956
It was a few years ago
I was going from where I lived to down south with my grandmother who hated trains more than driving

>>65686972
woah

>>65687061
and dressed like a poof too

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The gf

>>65687043

I can be, but how do I BECOME.

>>65687001
why not?

>>65687064
>Not tearing up at Cameron's voice crack when he said "I love this country" after the Brexit vote.

Are people robots?

>>65687067
russian orthodox chants?

>>65687067
russian orthodox church singing

got the incense going for my wank

>>65686830
Sorry but I don't work for them anymore, Bruce.

>>65686862
American Airlines blows ass. All of their flight attendents are 65 years old because they're on old contacts and impossible to fire or retire. In January I'm flying to South Africa on my first long haul with BA and pretty bummed out because I realize that I'll be on 30 year old 747s with a shitty cabin. Ever flown with Ryanair before? I impulsively bought a 2,99€ flight to Romania for next week.

>>65687170
bit gay

just did a relaxing cummy :)

>>65687064
That's because you live in a shithole and know 3 people

>>65687067

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUKQIlHu3tk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEmPaTc589M

>>65687067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ltoxX85y_4

try this out for size

>he can afford direct long-haul flights

FOB

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is this story true?

Got the Aneros in for the wank

could have a drink tonight but I think I'll abstain

Fucking choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhoXWUZI0Eg

>>65687198
Caring about being British is something unique to people on absolute shithole estates and middle class leafy England.

Don't know why though.

>>65687237
yes

>>65687244
'sheed

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>>65687264
>imagine being this much of a self hating brit

your ancestors would be ashamed

I will leftrightgoodnight ANY runtato in this thread

>>65687264
They've got nothing else to live for

>>65687290
'orke

>>65687309
>>65687309
lads

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Wonderful tune, music to my ears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t74er5nTMHo

>>65687264
Middle class leafy Englanders are mostly boomers who still have that patriotism ingrained by their war surviving parents, and people on shithole estates have nothing else to be proud of other than the "country"

Having said that, I do love this place and I believe Brexit is a massively positive thing for this country

>>65687179
nah never done any european budget airlines before
I've done a few NA ones but I was super young and can't remember what airlines they were

The first time I flew it was with AA and in business class because my dad's company was paying for it
My mum asked a flight attendant for a biscuit for me and my sister and she said in a super passive-aggresive way "Your children can have them when I say they're ready"

>>65687179
Ryanair is probably the shitest budget airline outside of the horrific yank ones