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>mfw an American wore a jock strap, drove a huge fuel-consuming car to accomodate his obese family, worked out in the gym to get over the insecurities of his small penis, ate a cheeseburger for breakfast, called a poor man’s rugby version that involves neither feet nor balls “football”, called a pavement a “sidewalk”, sat down and ate at a sports game, was homophobic, was arrested for trying to buy a bottle of bud lite at a store because he was "only" 20, was given a life sentence in jail for having sex with a 17 year old, was racist despite the fact their sports are dominated by minorities, celebrated a genocide called ‘thanksgiving’ as an excuse to eat more, called sandwiches “bread diapers”, was too lazy to shower, paid a Mexican to wipe his ass then put the used toilet paper in a trash can, called their kids names like “Caitlin” or “Goober”, was banned from a restaurant for leaving an insufficient tip, was sentenced to death for being an atheist, ate 5 of his 6 meals a day at Burger King, was forced to pay a $20,000 fee to visit the hospital for a broken leg, got forced by his parents to have his penis mutilated beyond repair because he was too fat to wash it in the shower, was xenophobic despite the fact his country was built by immigrants/sons of immigrants, said “howdy” to his buddy, lived in a neighbourhood full of african-americans, and drove an automatic near me
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>mfw an American was fat near me
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>oh no i'm not an american, i'm actually a canadian. you see america and canada are actually different countries. i'm not sure if you know this but canada actually borders america, however we are greatly different haha! for example we are a monarchy, use the metric system, and uh ... well thats about it i guess haha sorry. i'm actually from toronto which is, if you didn't know, the largest city in canada (once again not america). oh we also have a sizable french-canadian population! they all live in an enclave called quebec haha sorry!
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>>65673334
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>mfw puljuposting
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Why is it always Canada.
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>this is the average Canadian
WTF? I hate Canada now!
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>be canadian
>wake up
>eat bacon 'n chips for breakfast
>go to the computer
>watch some furry porn
>dad walks in
>"hay there buddy wataru doen' son"
>closes tab immediately
>take his moose and go to the nearest Tim Hortons
>2 beavers can be seen fighting against each other in the distance
>grab his coffee and go back home
>see his brother Philip fucking her younger sister on the couch
>grab his phone and takes some pictures
>go back to his bedroom and watch some television
>"The prime minister's wife got once again kidnapped by angry muslims. While reacting to this event on his twitter account, Justin made it clear that there's nothing to worry about, since if his wife gets raped and beheaded, Mr Trudeau would win."
>"yawn, same ol' news. let's watch some butifel ponies instead"
>fap for 3 hours
>when done, decides to got downtown to see his doctor
>*bumps into the huge crowd"
>"oh boy eh did I hurt you eh i'm sorry eh oops eh sorry mam eh pardon me eh eh"
>arrive at the hospital
>"please wait right here until we call your name sir"
>6 hours later
>"number 420, calling number 420 please"
>*enters the room*
>"alright Timmy, last time you came see me I told ya to stop playing around with yar dildos, yet yar anus looks completely destroy'd, do you have an explication for dat son"
>"sorry ser, but the CBC tol' me it waz good for ma mentel health"
>when leaving, see some dog waiting outside for his master to come back from the grocery store
>*unzip dick*
>on his way back home, see two huskies waiting on the sidewalk
>"aright folks, lets shag a bit"
>when done, go back to his home
>see the neighbour talking with the mom
>"yah aboot that hocky game lass nite, did you see dat guy running naked on the ice? well dat was ma son Jimmy! I'm real proud of ma boy eh!"
>go to his living room and start smoking some weed
>open his computer and play some minecraft
>go to the fridge and take two Coors Light and fap to some cartoon porn
>pass out
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>>65674455
>mfw
>>65674544
Canadians seem to have this weird thing with the US where they constantly get buttblasted and make threads like this while saying they are the most hated country on /int/
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>be american
>wake up to the sound of perfectly constitutional AR-15 gunfire
>get in massive lifted pickup truck
>realise someone's replaced your truck with a completely identical truck with a manual transmission
>get confused, shart, and run over a small child
>you sue him for being in your way and win
>go to walmart with your earnings
>buy 500 burgers at the in-store mcdonalds
>eat them all and then shart in the mart
>go outside
>get shot
>have to pay 10 million dollars to set foot in a hospital
>die because you don't have 10 million dollars
god blese ameriga :D:D:D:D:D:D::DD::D
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>>65673334
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why are you talking like you are not american?
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>be american
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>>65676714
>be Canadian
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