>you wake up in pic related,Poland wat do?

1. Go into town
2. Drink beer with Pawel
3. Remove kebab

leave

>>65599893
find myself a polish girl

post on 4chan

>Poles think these are mountains

I have to get out of there somehow

>>65599893
Fap furiously

>>65599893
Immediately shit on these woods. Just think about the breeze slapping your butt checks, too good to pass.

>highlands
take a bus back to the city

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apparently the landscape wouldn't be so different from where I actually live.

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>>65603083
B-better?

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call home and the spanish embassy, after that try to discover how i wake up in Poland.
I like Poland but it would be a bad moment to act like a tourist

>>65605793
but 10℃ hotter and humider

stand up because i must fucked up my position while i slept

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>>65599893
Wonder how I somehow forgot most of my life.

I'd love to retire to the Polish countryside in the future, but I'd like to do more traveling first.

>>65599893

looks like fucking dayz

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>>65599893
Looks similar to home so settle in.

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>>65606121
I don't think so, the average temperature here is 14ºC. I don't think these Poland valleys have an average temperature/year of 4ºC.

also, the vegetation would be completely different in both places. Pine trees don't grow at hot, humid climates

>>65599893
No idea. I don't even Polish.

>>65599893
go eat some Kielbasa and buy some cheap cigarettes

Of course bump

get drunk

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>>65599893

Seems like home.

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>>65607872
It's crazy how flat your average temp is

>remove kebab
>smoke £1 pack of cigs
>eat potato growing in the middle of nowhere
>pick up a prostitute
>daytime drinking with Bogosław
>attend church
>get arrested and sentenced to death for not carrying a rosary