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The north edition
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>>65471166
/fr/
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>>65471346
>>>/c/uck
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GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads
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reckon if we got invaded by aliens I would single handedly repel said invasion
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*gently rub your left cheek while looking straight into your eyes and smiling*
you really mean something for me
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Need a bf
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>>65471166
Show a little respect you runt
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>>65471381

you would get anally probed as usual gayboy
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>>65471370
Didn't make me think at all
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>>65471381
yeah your so ugly theyd take one look at you and retreat from your grotesque fucking nightmare of a face
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some Boston streets look very similar to London
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>getting beat by a team that got pumped 7-0 by Barca

Pep sacked when
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>>65471166
Help me out, what size is a size 30 EU in the UK?
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Getting the daily dose of Alexander Gordon Jahans in lads
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>>65471381
i'd focus the energy within my temporal lobe to blast the aliens with a psyonic wave that would disintegrate their neural synapses and turn their inferior alien brains into a pulp
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>>65471421
this poster is a shill for the Vorglaxian Empire
do NOT pay attention to him
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_government_will_invoke_Article_50_of_the_Treaty_on_European_Union
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have not enjoyed a single post tonight
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>>65471474
For what? Men's shirts?
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Getting the daily dose of Novara Media and LibertarianSocialistRants
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What flavour is girl wee?
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>>65471493
>psyonic wave
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double murder by stabbing on my local high street this morning

ahh yes , walked through there this afternoon for lunch and didn't see any police investigation
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any big dick niggas in here?
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>>65471546
Statistically, this poster is from London and is non-white
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>>65471546
A taxi driver was stabbed over 30 times outside my gaff
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>>65471546
false flag
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>>65471531
wee flavour
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>CELTSHIT
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>>65471546
liar
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>>65471166
Space...
The final frontier

These are the voyagers of the class 142 Pacer
It's 5 year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to see out new life and new civilizations and to boldly go where no man has gone before.
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>>65471577
statistically i'm not from london and am whiter than you rasheed u brown bastard
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The GF passing me something to eat
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>>65471546
since when do people get murdered in cornwall
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tripped over my own fucking laces yesterday and a paki laughed at me but then a dog walker came up and off went the paki haha that didnt actually happen but wouldnt it be funny (you might wanna post this one on /brit/ in a few days and get some yous)
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>>65471528
Suit pants, hlp plz, can't find any conversion tables that go as low as to cover my skinny ass
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Don't go away... Say that you'll stay
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>>65471607
>civilizations

Alri Yank
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List of good threats related to confectionary:
>I'll turn your spine into a flump
>I'll crack your head open like a Terry's chocolate orange

What else??
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>>65471519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwmS0okyuqM
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reckon if a bear started giving me trouble I would floor that overblown carpet in SECONDS lads
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>>65471680
i'll donate your daughter to the kebab shop down the road so she can experience the real turkish delight
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booking holiday in cornwall
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>>65471678
sorry, I'm just used to patrick stewart lisping it like a yank
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tripped over my own fucking laces yesterday and a paki laughed at me but then a dog walker came up and off went the paki haha
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>>65471546
Cardiff?
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ejit flag
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>>65471655
tell me about lisicki
why does he walk towards the camera?
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>>65471680
Consider your self a frube cause i'm about to rip your head off and suck your guts out
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>>65471602
prove it

>>65471640
dont go to uni in kernow
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reddit flaggers fuck off
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>>65471655
Normally I can't do these but I think because I recognise Kev it made it possible.
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>tfw turned 18 in 2010
>dad wanted to take me for my first beer
>I had never had a beer before
>felt really nervous because I was/am a loser with no friends
>dad walks me to his regular pub
>sat me at the table with a bunch of his mates
>really uncomfortable as I sit in silence whilst he gets the beers
>he comes back to the table
>''OK LADS. MY BOY IS ABOUT TO BECOME A MAN''
>slams the beer on the table
>dads mates are pushing me to drink
>his friend Peter speaks
>"Go on lad. You'll have yer dads beer belly soon enough"
>dad starts to 'banter' with his friend Peter
>"I think Peter means you'll have his dads beer belly, because his dad is dead and you will be six feet under after tonights boozing!"
>they are all laughing
>feel pressure
>take one sip of the beer
>fucking hate it
>want to vomit
>meekly spit the beer back into the glass
>dad and friends all silent
>one of his friends chuckles and says "No lad, you swallow the booze"
>dad loudly sighs
>"fucking hell son, you can't go one day without acting like a twat?"
>apologise and ask to leave
>he tells me to just fuck off
>went home and played my PSP all night
>dad came home drunk
>barged into my bedroom and spent 40 minutes telling me how much I shamed him, and told me his friends kept throwing beer on his groin and making jokes about his seed spitting beer everywhere
>apologise, he doesn't forgive me
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hope we find an alien planet soon so i can racemix with hot aliens
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>>65471763
cardiff uni then
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>>65471749
will just take a minute to show up, >>65471643 did too

lovely bod by the way

edit: vid, lovely vid
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pepe is now officially a hate symbol lads
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@65471773
didn't read lol
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doing a think about 8
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>>65471663
I assume length then, since width is done in cm so it's way higher, a 30 in a mans waist UK is a 76 in EU. For length, an EU 30 is a UK 21 and a UK 30 is an EU 38
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>>65471773
Shan't be reading a word of this, hidden immediately
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Redpill me on Tottenham Hotspur. Why is it considered a jew club?
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I would do anything to live in Cardiff, desu.
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>>65471768
more like reddit faggers haha

got 'em good there
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>>65471852
stamford hill is right next to tottenham

stamford hill is full of hasidic jews

i used to live right nearby
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>>65471796
university of south wales
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>>65471700
grazie
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>>65471802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmsXMjtBvVM
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>>65471841
Holy shit the thicc on the far right.
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>>65471773
screencapped
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>>65471852
supported by Jews and has always been owned by Jews
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@65471841
>That one Irish cunt who re-posts this image of vapid whores repeatedly for (you)'s
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Remembering old conversations with a qt from uni. Fuck me lads, they were so fucking cringeworthy. Can't stop laughing at how fucking autistic the pair of us were, accusing each other of having dreams about the other and shit.
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Reading through old conversations with the ex whilst listening to dry your eyes

Might have to take a peek at the photos of us I got developed soon
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>>65471885
Is she autistic?
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want to see an alien? look in the mirror ;)
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>>65471889
are you posh
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>>65471841
None of them stand out desu
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>>65471890
Why did you even bother.
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>>65471885
what's this from?
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just want to touch a tit once in my life`
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>>65471852
Because I don't like it.
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>>65471904
meowww miaoww lol
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>>65471773
>18
>never had a beer before

Raised in Pakistan and brought over here for uni, eh Rasheed Muhammed Sanjit al-Islamabadi?
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>>65471957
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>>65471885
are they watching Corbyn's conference speech?
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>>65471889
Ah thanks, it makes sense.
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>>65471889
Don't really care desu
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>>65471889
>>65471954
they're the poor jews

the rich jews live in barnet
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>>65471960
How do I post a link to a webm with sound?
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>>65471984
Teetotalism is the only way to be right with God tbf
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>>65471954
don't think so
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>>65471933
I've got 8 inches of solid Celtic cock for your pretty boy mouth when I'm finished knocking every one of your teeth out you rat. When I'm done your mother and sister can jump on this BMD so I can ravage and taint their Anglo womb with my mick cum
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>>65471773
My dad took me for a pint when I turned 18

All that happened was these 2 lads walked past and pointed at us and said "haha, he brought a 16 year old to the pub!"
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>>65472025
how about a youtube video with a timestamp?
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My middle name might as well be "Death" because I defeat everyone who challenges me.
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>>65472034
>Paddy SMASH!
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>>65471844
No m8 i'm 30 EU waist and i need to know the UK waist size, i think it's 3 because 32 EU is size 4 UK from a table i saw online
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>>65471853
I live here and it's a bit shit to be honest.
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>>65472060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QRthd6hswQ
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*taunts wagecucks*
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le look at me mam
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bellend feels tingly out of no reason
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>>65472069
And because this post bored me to near death

Jog on mate
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>>65472098
I have my reasons.
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>>65472034
Ive trained with the UFC, you'd be on your ass before you even got 10 miles outside Wakefield
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>>65472137
why
it's awful and grey and rains all the time

>>65472098
this desu
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IT'S NATIONAL DRINK BEER DAY LAAADDDDDDSSSSS
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Jeremy Corbyn.
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>>65472128
Probably need a sex wee
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just sat on my hamster
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>>65472170
>ass

FOY
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>>65472180
nah not a fan
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>>65472190
Is that what you call your willy?
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just got an award for doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else
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>>65472190
did it die
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CHOON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91dg8bViklA
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>Haven't wanked in over 24 hours
>Can't think of anything but minge
Hmmmm ahh yes
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*scratches pubes*
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bit cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQX75TR7R7c
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just sat on my face
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>>65472170
Listen here mate
>FOY
One thump from me would send the entirety of "wakey" fleeing in primordial terror
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>Can't think of anything but minge
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>>65472234
*sniffs fingers*
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>>65472107
that'll do
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been thinking about pogba, lads

is he someone i should rate?
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>>65472137
The only reason I could think of for moving here is if you're from some shithole town up the valleys, without doubt the grimmest part of the UK.
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Off with your head
Dance 'til you're dead
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Dusted off the old GameCube lads, still got some of my old games. Going on a nostalgia trip
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW7jo7BUa4c

wanking
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You think he still gets laid nowadays?
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>GG Allin will never punch your gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlrNnYmdXmk
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>>65472316
Where do you find this shite? Why not just pornhub?
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>>65472310

Thats not it, its

OFF OFF OFF WITH HEAD
DANCE DANCE DANCE TILL DEAD
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>>65472078
The only conversion I can find that matches that is woman's dresses, whenever I buy suit pants the measurements are given in inches/cm, are you sure you used the right conversion chart?
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chicken dippers
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>>65472314
what games senpai?
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>minge
>fanny
>dustbin

what else do you call it?
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my youtube recommended vids are a fucking disaster thanks to /brit/
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https://youtu.be/yaokv2fST0Q?t=22s

Do you have good speakers lads?
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>>65472316
what the heck is this
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>>65472310
>>65472361
HEADS WILL ROLL
HEADS WILL ROLL
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>>65472376
shaghole
front bum
cunt
vajj
lady bits
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>>65472376
pucci
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>the welsh for "black man" is "dyn du"

HOWLING
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>>65472370
can't beat em
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ah yes
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The builder saved on his home insurance
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>>65472401
no

any other questions?
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>>65472429
my flag somewhere at the back
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>>65472401
>dubstep

Are you 13?
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>>65472427
Pretty sure the du is pronounced dee
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These days if you say you're English they throw you in jail.
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>>65472375
Going to start off with 007: Nightfire and then Crash Bandicoot: Wrath of Cortex. Will have to go digging for some more games later
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need to get together a deposit for a barratt newbuild lads
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*surrenders*
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>>65472376
gash
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The mandem.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PrMqYpgK_U

Really need to stick my face between those bum cheeks lads
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>>65472488
don't take this away from me
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>>65472488
The dyn is also pronounced dun
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>>65472362
Not really, i'm all kinds of fucked up but i'll figure it out, thanks a lot for helping me m8
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>the neighbours have a scratty wrongly emblemed england flag up in their back garden

very trashy
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have spent the past 20 minutes just trying to entertain some scouse prick and he hasnt given me the time of day
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>>65472376
flower
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>>65472525
Drove up to dyn du in my bare feet
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>>65472525
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off to do a poo, you lads want anything?
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>>65472573
pelvic shadows are so weird
whyve they got to airbrush everything mannn
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>>65472556
Nearly 20 past 9 mate
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjpELZNsTD4

lovely garage tune lads
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>>65472485
t. plebeian grime listener
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>>65472271
I'd bend you over and shove my double decker up your arse you little shit
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>>65472525
that's how the Irish for brown is pronounced
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>>65472554
>trashy

FOY
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>>65472573
prettiest term
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Really impressed by this year's Napoli
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>>65472647
garbagey
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>spelled Cymru
>rponounced Cumry

Explain this bullshit
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>>65472638
nobody fucking cares about your dead language you fucking potato shit
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i've been on a longway drive
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>>65472628
Grime is even worse than dubstep fucking hell kill yourself
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>>65472630
straight outta cali
crazy motherfucker named michael
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why do i like traps lads?
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really makes you think

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474442511806.webm
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>>65472704
Nigga you gay
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>>65472492
Only in Brussels or Scotland
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>>65472686
it was just an example of how the languages are related
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>>65472677
>garbagey

FOY
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>>65472704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4
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>>65472704
closeted homos*xual
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reckon I was a bit rude to that Irish lad back there
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:)
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>>65472704
you're normal
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Alan Turing
thoughts?

>>65472704
closet bender
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>>65472682
They swapped around the U and Y pronunciation, it's all a bit of a laugh haha
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>>65472736
rubbishy
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aving a moment
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>>65472631
>you little shit
Your starting to sound like a closet Manlet to me, I literally train with mcgregor every fucking day mate
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>mfw when I'll never host a candlelit supper using my Royal Doulton china with the hand-painted periwinkles
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How's /gf2016/ going lads?
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>>65472704
because you're trans-sexual
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>>65472761
>Alan Turing
>thoughts?
A cool faggot, like Freddy Mercury
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>>65472682
it's actually pronounced cumrag
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>>65472694
That's exactly what I said you braindead chimp
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>>65472815
I'm gay
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Had this dream a few nights ago lads, very weird

>in the swimming pool I almost drowned in as a child
>Try to go into the deep end
>Get stuck, try to swim to the edge
>There's nothing to grab onto
>As I'm drowning I have visions of kissing the ex in her bed
>I recall hearing Perfect day by Lou Reed
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what is happening in yankland?
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>>65472718
>>65472744
>>65472761

am i?

i dont find men unattractive
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V4 is dying


Come say your respects >>65451146
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>60 credits dissertation module

how do i get the work ethic to not fuck this up lads
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>>65472815
extremely well
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How's /twinkbf2016/ going lads?
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>>65471885
May a cute
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>>65472815
whatever
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>>65472861
nty
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>>65472853
that's the closeted bit
you like bums and willies and that
you're a little batty boy bummer
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>>65472846
>>65472870
>>65472897
FONT
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>>65472648
Bit of a misrepresentation since they are greasy fish-smelling roastie meat flaps
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>>65472876

Terribly. Not even got around to being a bender yet.
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>>65472704
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>>65472868
Remember that you have to pay back the loans even if you don't get a degree

I wrote my dissertation in 2 days before the deadline - I do not recommend this
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>>65472815
quite well
she's a bit clingy though
might have to bin her
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>>65472868
I wrote mine in three days and still got a 2:1.
It's a piece of piss.
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have been holding in a wee all day
might hold it out for a laugh instead
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bought 4 tescos finest chocolate chip shortbreads but they gave me 5
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>>65472850
just a school shooting nothing unusual
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o4lgv5Bag4 fucking tune. grimey blud
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I'm on the brinks of pre-ordering this oeuvre. Not gonna lie.
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alright lads

having drinks with this tranny on saturday

see how i'll feel about the succc then
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>>65472914
this is a bit mental desu
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probably the best thing I've tasted in my life
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>>65472959
>>65472966
but I'm doing a masters in a real subject, literally impossible to do it days before the deadline
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>>65472993
Jefferey knows how to suck, don't worry
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>>65472815
Got babestation on speed dial, so very good
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>>65472993

Good man. Trannies are people too, or so I'm informed.
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absolutely nothing wrong with a willy in a mans bum you utter benders
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>>65473003
Haha alri Tubby O'Yank
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-37493165
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u94yWGkoA6o

very good funk tune
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>>65473014
>but I'm doing a masters in a real subject

Then you already have a sufficient work ethic. Stop humblebragging on 4chan
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>>65473003
bet you ate the whole box to yourself, fatarse
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>>65473003
they really are exceptional
the rest of the yank food creation scene should take notes
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>>65473003
had a maple glaze the other day
gorgeous
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>>65473014
Mine was a masters in Chemistry. Still bashed it out in days. Didn't sleep and got it in with 5 minutes to spare.
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I TOLD THE BITCH I GOT A BITCH SO DONT YOU LEAVE ME WITH HICKEYS
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SKEPTA
THAT'S MY BRUDDA THAT'S MY DON
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>It's gay to find traps attractive
Nice b8. It's a fetish, but not a gay one.
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>>65473035
This 2bh
I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy who’s one :^)
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>>65473043
kek wat

>>65473050
>Then you already have a sufficient work ethic.
genuinely dont desu only put 3 hours a week into my 3rd year dissertation module
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>>65472922
found the bender
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>>65473078
>>65473072
shame they cost about £20 a box

once in a lifetime experience
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>>65473043
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>>65473093
as an unbiased bender i can assure you that traps are exceedingly gay
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>>65473093
>I'm gay
Bit bent lad.
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>>65472968
Wee in a glass and then drink it. You can hold it all over again
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>>65472968
that's how Amy Winehouse died
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Willies are so fun to suck on and play with.
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>>65473003
have you ever tasted willy
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>>65472846
whoa! I think you're a bellend!
>>
Fuck
>Hello,
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>Girl contacted me first, and asked me out on Tinder

Whey lads. Whey. Reckon I've made it.
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Just had a fairly mediocre kebab, lads.
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>>65473146
Fuck off Milo
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>>65473175
bit gay
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>>65473209
The only time I had that happen the girl was an utter beast
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>>65473209
no
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>>65472715
What's the name of the song?
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>>65473220

That's always really upsetting. Did you order from a new place?
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>>65473209
alright little miss fucking muffet lol

>>65473175
disagree

>>65473172
now theres a business idea

>>65473174
so i'll become a martyr too? yes ah i see
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ooooo also lads i finally found the hot peppers used by the kebab lads. snacking on them as we speak wahhheeeeeyyyy too turnt
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>>65472993
Bit fucking bent
>>
>>65473254
candy boy by tren-D
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>>65473244

I've had it happen twice now. First was a whale with deceptive pictures, was so disappointing when we met.

But this girl seems okay looking and has a full body pic or two showing she's not overweight.
>>
>Loads of middle-aged men wanting my arse on grindr
Not sure how to feel about this
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>>65470093
aw this is so sad
imagine if /brit/ died
id cry ngl
>>
post your best dabs /brit/
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>>65473291
nah

feminine penises are just an odd fetish
>>
>>65473128
Found the butthurt roastie
>>
>>65473318
Thanks mate, love you
>>
remember lads

either victory or shahadah
>>
>>65473085
did you do any work throughout the year for it then just right it up at the end?


>>65473209
>>65473244
>>65473325
FONT
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>>65473277
if you want to be a martyr then you need a cause :\
>>
>>65473329

What's your opinion of middle-aged penis?
>>
>>65473332
why is v4 dying?
>>
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Can't make fun of us for our internet anymore.
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>>65473382
Sexy
>>
>>65473014
then get to work you lazy git
>>
Synapses roaring
https://youtu.be/jSOrdj6DTnE
>>
>>65473350
love you too xx
>>
>>65473396
is this supposed to be impressive?
>>
>>65473419
mine is 10mbps
>>
>>65473396
mine is less than a tenth of that
>>
>>65473378
my cause is not getting up for a wee so i can listen to 'sic, watch 'flix, eat 'ices and browse the 'chon instead

>>65473386
lack of interest i think
>>
>>65473396
>He's proud of this average speed connection
O dare. How many dollarydoos is that running you Bruce
>>
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>>65473333
check the execution
>>
does anybody have a secret oneitis? i have a gf but ive secretly fallen for this 10/10 qt at my uni that i've never spoken to and dont know her name

quite strange tbf
>>
>>65473396
Go to bed young man
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>tfw no THICC combo pack gf
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>>65473333
>quads

BITCH DAB YUHH
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>>65473487
>(1.68 MB, 3000x1514)
Shan't be opening this today
>>
>>65473329

Some weird 50 year old tried to hit on me in the bread isle of morrisons once. Started trying to talk to me about bread, saying the bread I picked up was good bread...

No shit, mate. Wouldn't buy it if it was crap.

So then I walk to the checkouts and he follows, he keeps trying to talk to me. Asks me what I like to do in town.. I just give one word answers to all his questions.

He says he 'likes to disco'. I'm not sure if that's some weird gay code for bum, or if he literally just likes disco music.

He tells me he was up to 1am discoing last night.

livejournal.com
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>>65473333
>>
>>65473533
Don't get this meme
>>
cant cope
>>
>>65473552
Did you suck him off or what?
>>
>>65473599
first day on /int/?
>>
odds play vidya
evens shitpost all night
zero go to bed RIGHT NOW
>>
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best girl
>>
Gotta go to the supermarket to pick up some stuff for my sore throat.

Any suggestions? It's fucking shite. Might be tonsilitis.
>>
>>65473599
>meme
>>
>>65473419
No, just on par with other countries now.
I've just started a new internet plan and it's only just now kicked in, my speed is actually meant to reach 100 mbps but I imagine that won't be all the time.
>>
>>65473631
No

>>65473653
Yes
>>
>>65473487
the default model is perfectly fine
>>
>>65473487
>heterochromia
literally all me
>>
>>65473650

mentholated bronchial balsam
>>
>>65473679
im a homochrome
>>
love sniffing me finger desu specially after a cheeky bum scratch
>>
>>65473650
Max strength Sudafed
>>
>>65473650
new throat
>>
>>65473650
had a sore throat last night, had 2 cuppas of green tea with a bit of honey in them and i woke up feeling fine today lad x
>>
>>65473679
pics
>>
I'm a homochromophile

I am sexually attracted to people who's eyes are the same colour

Heterochromes stay away
>>
>>65473650
cornetto
>>
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>>65473263
Yeah, I just picked a random one on the way home.
Bland, limp salad, sauces from a bottle, and none of those pickled peppers.
>>
>>65473723
Don't want to overdose lad
>>
>>65473693
>mentholated bronchial balsam

Doesn't look like sainsburys stock it :(
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>thought dad bought pre cooked chicken
>put it in the frying pan to warm it up
>take a bite
>full of blood in the centre
>>
homochromonormaronies OUT
>>
>>65473745

im a homonymous hemianopsia
>>
>>65473780
how the fuck could you not tell
>>
>>65473748
cant actually work out what the story of this comic is
help anyone?
>>
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>>65473780
>he has his chicken well-done
Christ...
>>
>>65473780

Wut. How is that possible? Raw chicken looks very different.
>>
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>>65473818
He bought similar ones last week which were ready to eat
>>
>>65473868
did the fact that it was pink and juicy not give it away?
>>
>>65473868
i actually hope you get salmonella so you cant spread your genes
>>
>>65473839
Replace Islam with Christianity

its saying that Christianity is a semetic religion and nothing to do with white people or europe
>>
>>65473839
its basically pro-paganism
>>
not sure if ive ever met a jew 2bh
>>
>>65473839
in 2083 we will be annexed by Mauritania
>>
>>65473396
me: 6 down, 0.3 up
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>>65471166
liked this op
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>>65473914
It was covered in piri piri sauce so it looks already cooked

>>65473928
>>
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england
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>>65473941
>>65473931
areet ta, the meme arrows threw me off, couldnt tell if they were sarcastic or not

>>65473984
i shall introduce them individually to mauriPAINia before that happens
>>
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3811237/Man-arrested-double-stabbing-Cardiff.html

this guy is literally the british elliot rodgers

he killed this lass and her bf because she rejected him and he resented her
>>
>>65474014
right
>>
>>65473700
gay

>>65473741
no
it's only green/brown
nothing exciting

>>65473745
>Heterochromes stay away
reported this post for discrimination
>>
social anxiety is getting really bad lads :(
>>
>>65474049
>>65474049
>>65474049
Just gone and done a new
>>
Saw some really frustrating road rage earlier. Woman was fucking tailgating me like a cunt, and then we hit traffic. She let a little space open between us (finally) and a van tried to get into it. As soon as it indicated, she sped up almost causing a crash.

I let the van driver in front of me just to piss her off.

30 seconds later, she did the same thing again with a huge pick up truck. He laid on his horn, then again I let him in front of me for the bants.

She undertook me while doing the wanker sign then her and the pick up were exchanging hand signs and swear words while they both swerved into each other now and again. Was fucking mental.

Then she ran a red on a light with a camera. It was only just, unfortunately. So I think she might not have got flashed. I tried to look out for it.

Got it on my dashcam but can't find the adapter to download the video.

What a nutter.
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>>65473995
>>
>>65473780
RIP m8

you're gonna get salmonella poisoning
>>
>>65474047
Mine has been too. Can barely function at work lol
>>
>>65474014
Reminder that you will NEVER be able to save the bottom left picture
>>
>>65474077
I think this is shopped
>>
>>65474088
>Can barely function at work
fuck off you dont have social anxiety
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