Anonymous, you speak English. You are smart, funny and kind.

Would live there 2bh

You hate French people, you'd bully me treat me like shit and probably shoot me as well. No thank you. I'd rather stay here and die even.

>>65428356
Because you only let spics in

Maybe I'll enroll in some small university to get my masters after I get my bachelor's here if that's possible

I don't want to go to any big city though, not more than a few hundred thousand people

>>65428356
Because you would let me in, regardless of my skin.

>>65428356
The word "gezelligheid" doesn't even exist in the English language, so I'd rather stay here.

>>65428535

no we dont

not since 03/04

>>65428356
Because I have no money.

>>65428732
>to get my masters
They'll kick you out of the country after graduation.

>>65428535
the french tourists are very rude to us

>>65428918
W-why? I will behave, I promise.

>>65428535
french people are chill
I wouldn't mind you guys here

>>65428977
Student visa will expire after that.

>>65428356
no I don't
no, I'm not
I don't want to.
yes, you are.

>>65428356
You would treat me like a dirty wetback therefore no. Also no green card.

>>65428732
>>65428891
The Finnish and Russians are only welcome if they accept to live in chains of the basement of an American man. You would have to swear to be submissive and obedient to your master and maybe he'll let you be his wife.

>>65429036

spaniards are considered different than mexicans

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>>65428356
Let me clarify some shit here.

In Burgerland, no one gives a fuck. Unless your are a racist uncle, or a over protective mom, nobody gives a fuck where you're from.

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>>65428356
>We are the land of immigrants, after all.

What land isn't? You think people just spawned in their nations?

God damn.

Don't come here unless you're white and at least 2/3 of the below applies to you

>Speaks fluent or at least conversational english
>Higher education
>Willing to do shit labor

>>65428535
Really? In my experience americans love France. Paris is the number 1 meme city and americans romanticize french culture.

>>65429155

Even if you're Mexican?

>it's an americans pretending anyone except a small minority of people in the world (most who are quotas from shitty african and asian countries) has a chance at passing through the draconian american immigration system and immigrating to the US
Seriously, fuck off.

>>65429158
Shame your real criteria is just
>Be a beaner

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Coz I am russki

>>65429072
That's pretty gay, dude

ps i'm a top

>>65428356

I don't want any neckbeard who goes to this site to come to my country.

>>65428356


Because it's not easy to get a permanent residence visa?

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Because
>Hi! I'm italian

>PIZZA SPAGHETTI MAFIA MAMMA MIA

>>65429414
two cups of tea

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>>65429184
I can speak for the west coast on this.
Yes.
Even if you're from Mexico nobody cares. The USA would be nothing without Mexican migrant workers and most of the population knows this.
Out in the sticks people are isolated and fucking insane. And there is quite a few people living in isolated areas here. But not as many that live in the major cities.
>just like anyone else in the world who lives in the woods - they are fucking crazy

California is the best place to be a Mexican.

>>65429566
t. Luigi Linguine

How do I even move there?

I want to.

>>65428356
that is what i did

>>65430098
What is the closest state to you?

>>65429993
>The USA would be nothing without Mexican migrant workers
t. Mexican immigrant

america is a third world country

>>65430218
Washington.

I visited Dallas once. Didn't care for it.

soon, my friend, soon

just waiting for the election

>>65428356
>Anonymous, you speak English.

No, i don't speak it. I am able to read and write in English but I can't speak it at all.

>You are smart, funny and kind. Oh, and white, of course.

I'm none of these, unfortunately. I'm lazy, boring, cold and rude.

>>65428535
Haha the French are funny. They hate Americans and therefore they think that Americands hate them too.

>>65428356
Thanks for the offer, friend, but don't want to get shot by blacks nor police

>>65429013
>french people are chill
Really? I had a French prof. What a douche. He presumes every American student is an idiot.

>>65430323
>I'm lazy, boring, cold and rude.
you're reminding me of my old friend from college, you'll be fine here with my familia

>>65430445

i am italian and have been living in paris for a month, french people are disgusting

they have some ego problems or something

>>65429566
mammoni berlusconi inculati

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>>65430225
Do some research before you start shitposting Vlad. Also, not even close to Mexican.

>>65430238
Washington will tax you out the ass to move here. But at least we have weed. Damn good weed.
>I know because I live in the greatest state.
There are plenty of open boarder style things that will allow you to visit and check out the scenery.

You could become a truck driver if you have no skills. Or if you're good in tech, Washington has FUCK LOADS of tech jobs for people that know programming, web design and networking.

As far as actually doing getting the paperwork done and shit, idk google it. I know you can bring your car over.
>Friend has a Canadian car.

>>65430238
Take a ferry from Victoria(?) I think. And boom you are in Seattle.

>>65430235

t. Commie

No sizable french community, only germans and anglo who make surrender jokes

>>65430496

Did you read the first part of my post, didn't you? How can I be fine in you country without being able to speak your language? And I'm too old (and lazy) to start learning it properly, so no matter how hard would I try, I will never get fluent in it.

>>65430605
>boarder
just kill me

>>65428356
we still have to participate in the visa lottery

best ally my ass

>>65430323
2ch/b ?

>>65430668
You have obviously never heard of Acadia.

If I had to live in an English speaking country, USA would be the last on the list. I'd rather live in South Africa than the US.

>>65430513
Yeah could be. Or maybe just in Paris/big cities. Have you traveled outside Paris?

>>65430721
dont worry, you arent missing anything

i've been to san francisco for some time, then went to kyiv then volgograd. russia is probably the best country i've been in so far, ukraine wasn't bad too but the wages were a joke.

>>65430721
> I'm too old
My teacher of electronics was like you, only was able to read and write. But in 61 he started learn english. Are you 65YO or older?

Cos I was in USA embassy at first of September and little bald faggot told me that I can't visit USA, cos I don't have a wife and any property in Belarus.

>>65430877
That is a very shallow statement. Have you been/researched either?

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>>65428356
>Why don't you join us and move to America?
That's only easy for Mexicans and Canadians who can physically cross the borders withour any or with little difficulty.
Yuropoors need a visa to visit the USA. After your student visa expires, the immigration services can kick you out. Or if you have a tourist visa, you need to renew it every six months and that means you have to leave the USA and go to your country every six months.
The only long-term solutions are winning a green card (very unlikely), or somehow getting in without a visa, i.e cross the border illegaly from e neighbouring state, which I doubt is a very good idea if you want to lead a normal life.

>>65428535
Americans don't really hate anyone, I'd be more concerned about Frogs hating Americans. Being that hating Americans is far more common than Americans hating.

>>65430954
Yeah, too many ppl come here and stay illegally and then apply for a refugee status with some cool story (gay oppression etc)

>>65430889

nope, only been to paris, for literally one month, then i went back to italy. the city is great, there's lots of opportunities and things to do, but as i said most of the people in there were absolutely awful.

pretty sure every capital of europe is kind of like that, moscow for example is the same - very great city but people are rude and think they're above everyone else.
so is rome, kind of - they hate all the immigrants and tourists. but rome is probably the worst city in italy after naples

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>>65430954
> don't have a wife and any property in Belarus
Why do you need all that shit? Explain me his logic.

>>65430781

I don't post in /b/, that place is too cancerous to me. Only in thematic boards like /s/, /hw/, /ra/, /t/, /sci/ and some others.

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>>65431030
I would agree. My experience is that far more people hate Americans than we hate other people.
Most everyone I know just kinda throws their hands up in the air - "Why dude, why not just be chill?"

>>65430618
It's more the whole getting citizenship thing I'm stuck on.

>>65428356
Because I don't want to do shit labor

>>65431087
>after naples
hahahaha. what is up with this naple meme. EVERY Italian I ask hate them

>>65431089
probably applied for a tourist visa and was declined because he theoretically (and practically) isn't chained down to belarus

>>65430901
>russia is probably the best country

Cool story, bro.

>>65430942

No, I'm 22, but I have never been taught English language properly, in both school and university i had only German classes.

>>65431089
-Hey guy, do you have in your country anything you can't leave? Maybe good job? Property? Wife?

-Oh, you know, I have only smartphone in my pocket.

>>65431089
You should convince the council that you have more than enough reasons to return back to your country.

>>65431225
I play hockey with a bunch of Canadians. None of them have citizenship but I think they have a work visa or something. Seems pretty easy to get one once you have a job offer.

>>65428535
French are ok. My cousin married one. He's a bum, but he's alright.

americans in the south wouldn't like me and I hate northerners

plus I like my country too much

>>65431341
Even if you have wife and property you still can left Belarus forever if you want.

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>>65431289

people from naples are the reason of ALL the stereotypes. They DONT speak italian (they speak some weird stone age language), they stink, they are poor, they cannot read/write, they dont go to school, they would kill for a 5€ bill, they always steal and think only about having sex and eating some nice bowl of pasta

>>65431446
>and I hate northerners

Why?

>>65431313
>I'm 22
When I was 22 I wasn't able to sustain a sane conversation like you do now.
But alright, you probably can come up with another 100 reasons why you can't leave Russia and stay there forever.

>>65431494
dumb arrogant liberals
>>65431271
this

>>65431271
I once met a Brazilian chick in a hotel. She was cooking omelettes at the all you can eat breakfast thing. But she was fat. Maybe that's why she was forced to emigrate.

>>65431545
>dumb arrogant liberals
I take it you don't know about the midwest

>>65429566
t. Totino's ® Pizza Rolls ®

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rip whites

>>65431454
You should be a really insane person to live as an illegal immigrant in the US, when you have your own apartment and a family in Belarus.

>>65431459
Haha this building. Oh and the Concorida captain was from there! But Maradona liked it there. He could do drugs all day.

>>65431545
>dumb
The north scores higher than the south in education
>arrogant
Maybe
>liberals
Maine elects more 3rd party and independent canidates than any other state and has had a Conservative governor for years.

You woukd like Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont, it's places like NY that are cancer.

>>65431547
Was she talkative?

>>65431615
Well it is tough choice but some people do that.

>>65431614
>only 9% black in the 65-74 group
Really makes u think...

>>65428535
>You hate French people
>thinking you'd get anything more hateful than le surrender maymay and people telling you that California wine is beter

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Yes. We should get people to come here.

But only if they like:

Bald Eagles
Freedom
Capitalism
Guns
The Constitution
Individualism

No more commies. We're full on commies.

>>65431591
>>65431639
yeah when I think north I think new york

but point still stands that the good americans are the ones that dont want me in their country

>>65431591
i don't think he knows anything. just some stereotypes he picked up on the web.

>>65429158
>don't come here unless you're white
lol im coming and nothing you can do will stop me fagot

>>65431684
I understand Mexicans, they live right near you, but fly from Belarus to the US to work on some illegal job for below minimum wage? Belarusians can work in Russia legally (in Moscow or some oil cities, for instance), they don't need any visa for that.

>>65431673
Yes! Actually it was pretty unusual I was waiting and we kept talking. Usually people just stand there or leave and come back. But I told her that I was from Russia so we had something to talk about. You know foreign folks in the U.S.

>>65429184
No one gives a shit if you're a Mexican, they only care if you act like a nigger

>>65431750
Yeah, NY and similar places are shit.
You should try Northern New England, it's the best part of America and no one would dislike a Colombian

>>65431830
Are you from Russia for real?

>>65431823
Well I dunno, according to them it is still a better choice. Some people just get sick of what is going on in Russia/Belarus/Ukraine and they hope they will do better here.

>>65430797
The only French speaking part of the country is Maine and that's only a meme population

No, Louisiana does not count

>>65428356
I'll come to america one day to enrich your fine ladies

>>65431880
Yes, moved here from Russia >>65430216

>>65431446
>The South is still racist
We're not tho

>>65430758
This. I would but your country doesn't want me

>>65432003

Are you a Jew?

>>65432003
Do you do shit labour?

>>65431864
Best part is subjective. Many Americans find them rude and pushy etc. They call themselves "real", "no sugar coating". Who knows.

>>65431639
>The north scores higher than the south in education
Because the South has a higher minority population. Whites score about the same

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>>65430372
Most arabs just open up gas stations and shoot niggers who attempt to rob them. It's not all bad.

t. Man friends with a Yemeni dude and we chill after he gets closes the store.

>>65431446
>implying country towns in any country arent racist...

>>65432081
No, software

>>65428356
Because the nordic countries are the best in the world

>>65432061
too bad, that was my favorite part
>>65432124
true

>>65432121
Arabs are shit tier immigrants though. Every single Arab I know is a massive cunt

>>65431936
I don't know anyone with an apartment and family in Russia/Belarus who left it there and live illegally in the US. Ukraine is another thing.

>>65432105
Attitude is subjective, but that region is objectively the whitest and safest, best politics, lots of culture and history, nice scenery, etc.

>>65432174
How much do you get paid?

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>>65432180
Ya, there are a lot of bad eggs, but there are a few good ones. I know 2 lebs and a yemeni who are BASED. But arabs that get mixed with nepalis or indians are usually pootier.

>ITT poor fags who would rather betray their family and nation for the sake of a cheap iPhone

>>65432221
yes friends and family is one thing, but young people is another
for example. all my friends have left for the us one by one. they are working at some georgian niggas resteraunt in jew york lel

>>65428356
Why would I make my life worse?

I've told you before, you cunt. Unclear future prospects for the country and society and illogical immigration laws.

>>65432313
this

>>65432292
95K a year. But it is relative. Salaries here depend a lot on location. For example for NYC or CA that doesn't sound like a lot. Midwest is OK.

>>65431087
>but people are rude and think they're above everyone else
Really? I've been to Moscow many times, but people there aren't rude, just tend to themselves and don't care about anything. Could you elaborate?
Also, Moscow is much more friendlier to a tourists than cities like St.Petersburg.

>>65432313
>ITT poor fags who would rather betray their King and country for the sake of cheap tea

>>65432452
>95k
>OK in midwest
Nigger you could live in the suburb I grew up in with a salary like that. And I grew up in one of the best suburbs in the whole country

>>65428356
One of my deepest dreams is getting a very comfy mansion in New England in the middle of hilly woods and be left alone forever
How doable is that?

>>65432313
>cheap iPhone
More like for the sake of being able to buy the new iPhone for 20% of your months salary rather than 200%.

>>65432452
When did you come to USA?

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>>65428356
>Why don't you join us and move to America?

I don't really want to move to a country where I would be treated like shit, hated, despised and looked down upon by the people.

>>65428356
I like yanks and you have GOAT scenery but your towns and cities look soulless and there's no old buildings.

>>65432568
Genuinely find it pathetic people hate Russia because they're told to.

>>65432568
>How is Russia viewed
It says nothing about Russians.

>>65432568
Americans don't really give a shit, and we're surprisingly welcoming.

I don't know of anyone that says they hate Russians. Back when I was in highschool we had a Russian foreign exchange student and nobody gave her shit for it

>>65432670
>her
Was she hot?

>>65432706
Yeah she was pretty cute, a lot of the guys in my grade including myself thought so

>>65432635
Genuinely hate it when people defend russians out of naive womanly empathy and ignorance

>>65428535
French here, this one don't belong to our kind

>>65432742
Nah mate Russia is a shit but I find it stupid how people think they're some fucking comic book villain that are the cause of all problems.

because everyone loves to hate america

>>65432313
I don't even feel a part of my nation anymore.

It's been sold off to a bunch of third worlders without me being able to do anything about it.

If I'm going to live in a multicultural hellhole I should at least get a gun and a high salary.

>>65432834
Why did you vote in a cuck as your PM?

What's wrong with Canadians?

>>65432834
Elect your own Trump.

>>65432862
I didn't.

And it was the conservatives who let all the chinese in.

>>65432706
>>65432740
I just remembered that I still have her added on facebook, and that she was really good friends with one of the Mormon girls at my school

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>>65432824
>Amerilard still doesn't realize most of the world still likes America

It's not 2004 anymore Burger.

>>65432897
who let the pakis in?

>>65432806
Does not*

>>65432466

most of the people were cold, they all had sad expressions and when i asked a few times for directions to some place (i speak fluent russian and have a pretty good accent) they seemed very bothered by me. When driving, I often saw people insulting eachother and sometimes even groups of people fighting over stupid stuff. w/e, moscow itself is a really nice city tho.

I live in volgograd now, it's a shithole but i'm ok with it. Planning to move back to kyiv next year with my ukranian friend - I have an online business in europe, so I take advantage of low cost of life to live pretty good without a lot of money, and russia is starting to cost too much.

some people are really nice, i met lot of new friends and we always help eachother when we need something, girls are pretty nice and everything else is ok

>>65432897
And who let the dogs out?

>>65432565
A while ago when it was relatively easy to get an H1B. Now it is a hassle.

>>65432897
Why don't you just go to the all white Maritimes, everyone there has guns too.

>>65432982
It's really annoying.

Even for me trying to get a Visa for tech.

They really need to make a separate Visa for Indians and Chinese.

>>65432912
Just look at /int/, our own little cross section of the world, and see how many people here hate America

I know there is banter, but when there are more people that one can count who admit to hating America, it makes you realize just how unwelcome we are outside of /cum/

>>65432834
I traveled to Ontario from Detroit lately. Toronto/Niagara falls. So many immigrants! Where are all the Canadians? And apparently they feel underappreciated and hate Canada

>>65432982
Were you a software developer in Russia?

>>65433070
Save me senpai

>>65432945
So you are from Ukraine and they hate Ukrainians. And they hate pretty much everyone. But they are generally nice to foreigners/westerners,

>>65428356
>Why don't you join us and move to America?

I would if it wasn't so hard desu.

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>>65433054
>/int/ as a standard

>>65433054
Most people here don't hate America at all. Aericans just can't stand to be told that they have faults and aren't the greatest country on earth.
Criticism =/= hatred

>>65433150
Not really. I am italian. Moved to paris, then SF, then Kyiv, then Moscow, then Volgograd. Planning to go back to Kyiv.

It's strange how most Russians hate Ukrainians. Most of the smart Ukrainians actually love Russia. And we are aware of the bullshit the Ukrainian government is trying to spread about the civil war, trying to shittalk russian federation.

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>>65433070
>where are all the Canadians

Québec, New Brunswick, Prince Edward Island, Nova Scotia, and Newfoundland.

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>>65433054
>being this much of a fag

Lad, if I have to tell you this it is kind of sad but 4chan =/= real life. Barely anybody really hates America outside of mudslimes and SJW's. If you're sad about Russia they probably only hate your gov't.

>>65433103
Yes. I applied online and got hired by an Indian body shop and they also sponsored my GC application. I then ditched them and got a green card eventually. Those were the days.

>>65432945
>i asked a few times for directions to some place they seemed very bothered by me
They were very likely not from Moscow as well.
Happened to me too, when I asked for directions 5 people in a row and they were all "I don't know where is it, I'm not from here"
>When driving, I often saw people insulting eachother and sometimes even groups of people fighting over stupid stuff
Driving is really nervous there, yep.
>and russia is starting to cost too much
Even with such a weak currency?

>>65433346
How do I do this now?

>>65433346
Do you work too much?

>>65433292
Well yea, this mentality has been going on for ages. Russians always thought of Ukrainians as their little retarded brothers. And when this shit started things got a lot worse.

>>65433346
Do you have a gf?

>>65433316
Hahaha, are they being forced to move up north to NT and further? .

I don't want to be bullied for my accent

>>65433384

>Even with such a weak currency?

Kind of. I am very lazy and I kind of let my business run by itself, I earn every day around 10-15€ (which are the amount of money you'd earn in 25 minutes in Italy), and I am well with them.

Problem is, at the end of the day, after a couple of packs of belomorkanal, a few bottles of drinks, a meal, taxi and everything - it's hard to save money.

I would like to buy a nice mercedes jeep, buy a better house in another city, maybe a boat - and with that much money is hard. But still, as I said, way better than Italy, considering in Italy you'd have to spend around 50€/day at least.

>>65433577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4iw8Ppo1o
Do you sound like this guy?

>>65433425
Not really, 9-5 no overtime, very relaxed. Unlike Russia, nobody yells at me lol and I am respected here, absolutely love it.

>>65433538
Yes, she is Russian. There is a pretty large Russian community around here.

>>65433577
There's a Dane in my class at college and she doesn't get bullied.

Tutor made a brexit joke though was funny.

>>65433577
Dude, I am Russian so you can imagine how I sound and nobody cares. Americans are very tolerant of foreign accents and a (moderately) broken English like mine.

>>65433720
Now I don't feel as bad about my accent anymore

>>65433755
Which state of USA are you living?

>>65433573
No, they have always been in the east

>>65433689
Well, I see now why Ukraine would be a better choice, but isn't Kiev even more expensive than Volgograd?

>>65433849
>how I sound
Like a Hollywood villain?

>>65431391
>bum
why did your cousin marry a homeless person?

>>65433689
>couple of packs of belomorkanal
Are you really Italian?

>>65433871
Midwest

>>65433992
Funny thing is Hollywood villains don't sound Russian at all. It is what Hollywood think Russian sounds like. Some people tell me I sound like the evil dude in the Despicable Me. What's his name, Victor?

>>65428356
>Why don't you join us and move to America?
Because I would need to have a green card to find a job, and you don't give those to europeans.

>>65433942

I don't remember so. Maybe it changed.

>>65434088
>Are you really Italian?

Yes, just very well integrated, I'd say. I am an avid smoker, back in Italy I'd smoke like 4-5 packs a day. When my Ukrainian friend invited me to come live there, he showed me all the Russian brands like Stolichnye, Prima, Magna etc... And I loved them. Only smoke those now.
But obviously I smoke less, since I get them without filters. I'm not a gopnik, smoking all day.

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>>65431733
I am Siberian, so I like green tea. It would be very grievously for me to live without tea.
But, as a Siberian, I like freedom and individualism and in the same time I will help person in trouble unlike russians who will never come to a fallen man on the pavement in the 20 degrees cold. And I hate commies. Commies forced my family to live in poverty.
After all, should I come to America? How will you treat to me?

>>65434368
Not a green card. A work visa.

>>65434394
Do you like salo?

>>65428356
I would but you guys don't give me a visa.

I know my country is a shithole but U.S isn't that much better these days.
I'd rather stay here, thanks.

>>65428356
In Argentina we have more than that. Greetings!

>>65428356
>You are smart, funny and kind. Oh, and white, of course.
But I'm actually intellectually lazy, awkward and mean spirited. And I might be fair complexioned but my nationality disqualifies from whiteness.
I do speak english tho.

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>>65434784
>U.S isn't that much better these days

>>65434729
Never tried, but doesn't look very good. I enjoy a lot щи (I know, I'm weird)

>>65434774
I'm sorry, for some reson my government lets Mexicans and asians enter illegally, but wants to keep out educated Europeans.

>>65434784
>U.S isn't that much better these days
whatever you need to tell yourself fäm

>>65434784
t. never been outside this shithole

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>>65434784
>U.S isn't that much better these days.
Wew wow

>>65435056
muh white privilege

>>65434874
wot? italians not white now? what would mussolini say?

>>65435132

in italy its common to get dark as much as u can because it shows off u hang out every day, if ur pale it means ur a nerd who sits on hsi fat ass all day

so like everyone tries to become black in april or something, it's like a race to show off ur cool

Give this guy a break >>65434784
There is nothing he can do so he is in denial.
I hear this a lot from my fellow Russians. I never argue. Why?

>>65435131
You mean non-white privilege?

>>65435324
No, clearly whites are privileged still so we must ban more whites from coming in. However, if you think we should ban Muslims from entering then you are a xenophobic, islamophobic, racist

>>65435240
>I never argue. Why?
Better not burst someone's reality bubble.

>>65435414
Actually, I wish we let in more Syrian refugees but the Republicans cried, so we didn't. I don't mind any those labels though.

Sorry I don't believe in racially and socially engineering nations liek you do, and want epople let in on merit.

>>65432945
Lol, where in Volgograd do you live? What district?

>>65435207
Hahaha dude it is like it used to be in Russia with my parent's generation. They still cherish those times. They would have a 30 day vacation every year so they would go to Crimea and stay on the same beach for 30 days rolling over and making sure every bit of their skin gets equally brown. So you could show off your tan back in the rainy Moscow. Needless to say in the U.S. sun exposure is strongly associated with skin cancer. But there are tanning salons everywhere.

>>65435558
deanon?

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>>65434784
America will be Brazil 2.0: Edición Español, just wait.

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>>65428356
>Oh, and white, of course

>>65428356
But your immigration pilicy is so restrictive. It would be nice to move to USA, but even if I would find a job there it isn't a garanty that I'll really get visa.

>>65435603
The rest of the west will follow suit if we continue our current trend of open arms and free money to those who contribute nothing

>>65435603
Lol where do they publish maps like this, source? Stormfront?

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It's not that bad...

>>65435697
Not really, consider brexit.

>>65435725
It's true, though. Whites have a fertility rate below replacement level, and many minorites have a feritility rate above whites.

>>65435668
yeah, h1b lottery chance is like 30%. still much better than a gc lottery

>>65435800
Not arguing that this may be true, it is just you rarely see such politically incorrect stats

>>65435815
But your neighbors from north would give me a 100℅ chance on it.

>>65428356
How is Pennsylvania?

I was thinking of moving there, besides New England. I chose Pennsylvania over New England because even if those states are all over 90% white, Pennsylvania is 89% white but has 12 million people in it, therefore more white people than all those states together. It also has good history and a good economy.

So, Amerilads, how is my choice?
Pros and cons of moving to Pennsylvania.

>>65435558
Kirovskij.

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>>65435725
>Brookings Institute in the corner
>Where do they publish this? XD

It's only politically incorrect if you portray this as a bad thing, the left and minorities celebrate this as a triumph.

>>65435932
Could be I dunno. It is all about jobs. Canada is getting overwhelmed with Asian immigration.

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>>65435697
Please nuke it all USA, the world needs a reset.

>>65435940
You sound so stupid with this race calculations so I am assuming you are trolling.

>>65435940
Pennsylvania isn't that bad at all, besides the yearly furry convention in Pittsburgh, everything else is great.

>>65436276
Pittsburgh is awesome. Scenic and hilly and my friends Cindy and Eugene Malkin live there.

>>65429072
Ur so gay man.
I'd like to marry you if you're pretty

>>65434511
We have green tea.

>>65436942
Deal!

>Anonymous, you speak English.
I guess so.
>You are smart,
Dumber than a bag of rocks.
>funny
My humor is about on par with a 2 year old. I can't even make my best friend laugh unless I really surprise him with something good.
>and kind.
I fucking hate myself.
>Why don't you join us and move to America?
Send a rope and I'll be on my way.

>>65433292
Actually, smart Russians are OK with Ukraine and Ukrainian refugees too.

>>65428527
Is it true that argie women like gringo accents?

>>65435940
Lived in PA most of my life. It has a rich German cultural history, including the Amish who live in Lancaster. In terms of race, most of the state is white with the exception of Philadelphia, it's actually majority black if I recall. However, most of them stay in their own shitty part of the city. I would say live 30-60 mins to the West from Philadelphia and you have a good combination of racial purity and accessibilty to the nations 5th biggest city.

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>>65429993
>The USA would be nothing without Mexican migrant workers
holy shit anon it's true
>mfw my groceries are 2 dollars more because lazy farmers stopped using illegals
>mfw the federal gov spends several billion less on healthcare because all the illegals left
>mfw people stop teaching spanish in schools
>mfw I haven't seen an illegal riding a bike down the highway in months
ENOGUH

>>65428356
U.S. ‘discriminates’ against Christian refugees, accepts 96% Muslims, 3% Christians

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/nov/17/us-unintentionally-discriminates-against-christian/

Our government that's supposed to represent the people's will, everyone.

>>65437853
I'm from Ukraine. Is it possible for me to apply on american asylum and get positive answer?

>>65437579
Yeah, both american and british

>>65437913
I have no clue bud, sorry. My uninformed guess is no.

>>65437982
I've heard that in non-American countries, the women think we sound like movie stars. Is this also true?

>>65437853
Shit, I should say them that I'm a Satanist, I think theres gonna be 100% possibility that they'll accept me >:-]

>>65436235
How so?

I mean, it my sound autistic to calculate the quallity of a living space on how many white people there are/minorities there aren't, but I don't want to deal with BLM and similar nonsense.

I don't mind normal Black and Hispanic people.

>>65436276
>>65437727
How is the job industry? I'm a Software Engineer. I think I speak really good English, most people I've spoken to thought I was from Scandinavia or something, accent wise.

Also, one stupid question, how are the accents of Pennsylvania? I've read an article some time ago where they said that you speak the most disgusting English there is, don't know what they meant though. Never heard someone from there speak.

Hopefully it's not like that stereotypical hillbilly accent.

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>>65437982
Nice.

Sure, I'll take Doral

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>>65438160
How was your food ration today?

>>65437913
Well from what I heard it can be done but it is really up to you if you want to go that route. You basically come on a visitor visa and overstay and apply for a refugee status. They are crooked lawyers who know how that is done. They will help you come up with a cool story about how you are being oppressed in your country. Back in the way it was the jewish theme which doesn't work anymore. Other options are war in Ukraine. All else failing, you can claim you are gay and being persecuted and raped etc. While your case is considered you can stay legally. If you lose you can appeal etc. Long story short this is not for everyone. Only if you are really desperate. And even then you should be always prepared that something may go wrong and you will get kicked out of the country years later after you already settled etc.

>>65431733
>Bald Eagles
10/10

>Freedom
10/10

>Capitalism
10/10

>Guns
8/10

>The Constitution
8/10

>Individualism
11/10

>>65431733
> Bald Eagles
Shit/10
> Freedom
9/10
> Capitalism
7/10
> Guns
6/10
> The Constitution
7-8/10 Yours is bad.
> Individualism
Huehuehue, individualists that have "war on drugs"

>>65434784
It's way better. The average quality of life in the US is probably way higher than the average quality of life in Europe.

>>65438097
Yes, the way you approach this sounds a bit autistic to me. I mean dude, most parts of the US are overall reasonably white plus whites live with other whites. If you make a good living you live in a white suburb etc etc When people are looking to relocate here, their highest priority is to compare the salaries and the cost of living. This is the most important thing. And relocating it is not easy. Many people are open for different options. It is not like they are going to rule out the whole fucking state just because the total percentage of white people is below a certain mark.

>>65431733
>USA
>capitalism
Not in the slightest, otherwise GM would've gone bankrupt decades ago.

>>65438097
The official "standard" TV pronunciation is based on the Midwest accents, so pretty close. No hillbilly accents except maybe in rural areas, dunno.

>>65438069
Not sure if as a movie star but they will most likely think you are cool or would approach to you and start a conversation to test or practice their english

>>65439057
will that get you laid? that is the best way to practice a foreign language.

>>65439154
If you are handsome and blonde it would probably work, be prepared for turbo normies tho

>>65438097
In the really far west of rural Pennsylvania, yes, some people sound like hillbillies. It is a bit of the "Appalachian Region" or "Appalachia". 70% of people don't sound like that anymore and that's only in th really far west of the state.

Philly, of course is in the East and is pretty good in terms of jobs, as a software engineer you should do fine. Just live in some suburbs outside the city. Most middle-class suburbs are like 75-95% white. There's also good public transportation in the form of trains from suburbs to the city. They are fast and reliable.

Also, Philly is the most historical major cities in the US (tied with Boston, maybe) has tons of nice, old architecture as well as modern skyscrapers.

>>65439287
>turbo normies
lol. anxious already

>>65438963
>>65439364
Thanks for the info lads.

>>65432555
>seeking material goods
Kill yourself

I don't fucking care about Brazil. And I don't have anything worth mentioning against Americans on general.

However, I care about my City and my State and, even with all the problems both have, I'd rather not emigrate. Or like people here say, "you can't transplant a pine tree".

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>join smelly American life style
>chirpy, charming English accent fades to a slum American dialect
>gain 60 pounds
>unhealthy from every food being laced with fat and sugars
>stressed from hard working, low-pay American job
>come home to niggers-ville apartment because it's all I can afford on shitty American wages
>get shot by nigger for saying hello to him, trying to brighten his day
>have to pay through the nose to the hospital just to not die, government doesn't do shit for me
>get called a racist when walking down the street by a group of hippie college kids for being white
>get hit by massively oversized car by stupid typical American housewife trying to drive her kids to McDonalds before they stop serving triple-double-mcnuggieburgers /w XXXXL fries
>die because i can't afford another trip to the hospital

I'm sorry, and you guys WANT to live in America??
>pic related: my concern for your mental health to want to live in that cesspool

>>65441622
These are the kind of posts I am talking about when I say most of this board hates America

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>>65428356
I don't wanna get shot.
I don't like any American accent except maybe Boston accent.
I don't want to get shot.
I don't want to fear about ending up living on the street.
I don't want to have memes as presidents of my country.
I don't want to shit myself every time I go to a shop.
I don't want to get shot while shitting myself in a shop.
I really dislike how American culture seems to lack some of the British/European style of gritty wit, sarcasm and self-irony.

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>>65441814
Why so mean

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>>65441686
and why wouldn't we?

>>65442004
Because I didn't do anything to you but you hate me

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>>65441963
You're trying to dupe people coming to live the American Dream.
All we're left then are the scum. You're slowly ruining us with your brain drain.

Reminder that everyone here is welcome to America as long as you're nice <3

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>>65442025
>america dindu nuffin
WRONG

>>65442229
How is that my fault though? Why do you hate me in particular?

>>65442263
I said I hate america, not you in particular
>american reading comprehension

>>65442290
>tell you I didn't do anything to your country
>get called a dindu
I'm American, therefore you hate me, because you hate everyone in the US

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>>65442229
>imblying there's anything wrong with this
*tip*

>>65442329
I hate the country in general, obviously there are some exceptions to it but that's the way I feel about most of it

btw you're annoying
I didn't hate you in particular before but now I do
>>65442345
FUCK OFF ANGLOKIKE GIVE BACK PANAMA

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>>65442450
Hello I am a middle-man Britain here and your argument is literally just you trying to justify your retarded, bias agenda goodbye.

>>65442773
>>65442004
look who's on the map

>>65442952
How about you go to your local shop and try not to fucking die buying a pack to toilet rolls you fucking neanderthal?

All those who want to come to burger just go to Canada, it's just America but not shitty and a bit cold.

>>65428356
im all that except im not white :(

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>>65438878
Yo. It's still capitalism, even if it is suffering some really annoying manipulations.

>>65438779
It's a fantastic constitution. I wish we would follow it.

Unfortunately things will probably get worse before it gets better. With Scalia dead, and Clinton probably winning, we'll probably end up replacing one of our most important constitutional defenders with someone who actively works against it.

It's sad.

>>65434511
I'll welcome you, friend.

The only country capable of making me move out of hueland is England. I've been a huge britboo since ever and they also have the best accent.

>>65445867
Brit accent is cancer

>>65429269
You better be strong enough to earn it.

>>65428356
basically already live in a knock off of your country, and i look like a spic so i would rather stay here to play it safe

>>65431030
do you love beaners?

>>65428356
I worked there for years.
No thanks.

>>65449102
Not at all, I'm not a fan of a lot of Chicanos, but every Mexican I've met here in Ohio has been super friendly. You guys seem like very happy and fun loving people. You guys have one of the greatest cuisines in the entire world.

I don't want you guys coming in illegally. I don't want illegal immigrants having anchor babies and using them to collect government aid. I want you guys to come in properly and become real Americans the legal way like my grandma did in 1949 when she came here from Germany.

I honestly don't give a shit what kind of person comes to this country, so long as they love America and are willing to work and be educated.

>>65449171
>I don't want you guys coming in illegally
know for sure, non of us want chicanos live there as well, they're arrogan, loud and self righteous compared to Mexicans.

>>65449374
Very true, my non-blood related aunt is from Mexico and she is extremely nice, polite, and reserved. Much better than the Chicanos who were born here yet wave the Mexican flag and act like nogs.

>>65428356
It's too complicated to be smuggler,killer, bandit, weapon dealer in USA, not friedly to newcomers, young businessman,