How many of you non-americans are staying up late to watch the debate?

>>65400856
>How many of you non-americans are staying up late
Me
>to watch the debate
No
I don't give a fuck about american politics

>>65400919
WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME PORTUGAL

PLEASE, PLEASE RAPE ME

I am. Is there any board other than /pol/ with debate generals? Can we have a debate general?

>>65400937
>PLEASE, PLEASE RAPE ME
Are you a qt?

>>65400856
what debate?

>>65400969
I would like a debate general since /int/ is nicer than /pol/

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>>65401006
Trump vs. Clinton

debate will be at 3am so no

>>65401056
who?


>a ""debate"" between only two (((candidates)))
>land of the """"free""""

>>65400856
Paraguay here reporting in

>>65400856
Couldn't care less about your shitty politics desu senpai
Have fun with your deb8

Debate me.

>>65400856
its on at 11am, watching hillary have a stroke on live tv will be a nice distraction from work

>>65402291
>Brasil
>Calling other countries politics shitty

I have nothing against you senpai but I thought I should point out the irony.

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>our national tv literally broadcast these useless debate

>>65402353
out of interest do they broadcast anything about australian politics during our elections?

>>65402345
Our politics and politicians being shitty doesn't mean I am not allowed to criticize the USA in this same respect. After all we're not roleplaying as countries, are we?

>>65402407
yea, but not live

>>65400856
i care as much as the debates going on right now of sri lankan elections

>>65400856
reportin in

Me.
There's no way I would miss these top quality memes.

Can we make this the deb8 threadÉ


épolé is too fast and retarded

>>65402475
>After all we're not roleplaying as countries, are we?
where do you think you are

>>65402807
/not-pol/

>>65402791
tfw no gf to accidentally my keyboard into french

>>65402791
This please. It's starting in a minute.

2 minutes boys

>>65400856
the meme potential is simply too high to pass up, also i don't work in the evenings so don't have to get up early

Sir yessir

i'm glad i'm here to experience the memes with you all, /int/

link?

>>65402902
>>>/pol/

>>65402902
http://www.cbsnews.com/live/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuHuzhzb1nc

Might need a proxy, try with hola if so

wasn't aware there was a debate
might watch it since I'm already up
anyone got a link

>>65402902
cnn.com

>>65402958
The jewtube link works, thanks. When does the debate itself start?

Hillary walks weird. hips stay in place and her top swivels

it's fucking on, fuckers

>>65403014
ahora

Straya here. Middle of the work day. No fucks given about the job, time for some fun.

>>65403014
Now

>>65403054
She seems like a fucking marionette. Utterly disturbing.

>>65400856
Meh, I'll just watch the highlights

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>hillary immediately starts with some rehearsed nonsense instead of actually answering the question

>a long ass fucking answer, with 0 actual information on how those supposed plans will be implemented

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>>65403103
>Trump immediately follows up with some rehearsed nonsense instead of actually answering the question

>>65403014
based PBS funding finnish education of american politics

>>65403103
News here said she was rehearsing/practising a lot the last 4 days. Its going to be like that a lot unless Trump can bait her.

>>65400856
:^)

>>65403152
Both mexico and china mentioned in the first sentance

What the hell, Trump is absolutely terrible in this debate, and he keeps sniffing annoyingly.

Hillary is literally destroying him right now.

>>65403236
he is not blaming them which is very interesting

i expected some serious banter

>>65403278
Hillary has said literally nothing about what she is actually going to do. Just empty promises "we're going to fix every single thing but we have no idea how though)

>>trump backpedaling on his stance on climate change

Holy fuck the choke is real

I'm not, I don't wanna cringe

That said, go Hillary

where are the memes. she better mention pepe

>>65403278
this is true
Trump is being stumped right here on live television

the trump plan is not so good either, if he taxes the imports they could just sell it somewhere else

>jewish banking destroys america
>it's just business
what is trump doing. The voters aren't going to forget that shit

>>65403331
It doesn't fucking matter what they say, what matters is how they present themselves and how they can handle the banter

Trump is really dumb and Hillary is socialist bitch.
Amerifats are fucked.

Why is Trump shouting. It's scary

At the very least Shillary talks about policies. Trump goes for personal shots. Is this how his debates always are?

15 minutes in and it's already a complete fracas.

Lester change the topic already senpai

>/pol/ actually thought Trump would play the serious boy routine
kek

>>65403464
Both of them are going personal

>>65403485
the nigga can't control them at all, he's tried stopping them for like 5 mminutes already and they just yell over him

wow he is aggressive

>>65403542
Debates here are tightly regulated, only the mic of the current speaker is on and it instantly gets cut off when your time is up. This one is completely disorganized but I guess that makes it more entertaining for the burgers.
It's a fucking rap battle.

>>65403457
>Hillary is socialist bitch
not really tho

she's just pretending to get berniefags

why can't trump maintain his composure
he keeps shouting and can't contain himself when clinton says something

it looks like my dream of going to the US clean toilets is going to succeed

the good always win in the end

S-stop ripping us off, guys ;_;

>>65403689
some people wants someone to worry for them
it's an act

>>65403621
Yeah it seems weird, they're essentially acting on playground rules.

That's it, the dream is over.
At last, I can finally say, the Trump has been stumped.

>>65403621
American politics is a show is why

Trump is getting destroyed

>>65403457
she'd actually be better if she were a "socialist". she is not one.

watching the debate right now, both candidates are literally retarded and i'm not even surprised, they're american after all.

>>65403909
Stop bullying pls ;_;

>>65403909
they have to speak in a way which most people can understand, they aren't dumb

Neither one of them knows how to debate. There're rules you're supposed to follow when debating.

>that makes me smart
way to blow your entire campaign, don

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>>65403741

>giant douche vs turd sandwich: electric bogaloo

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>>65403959
i-i'm sorry don't cry :(
here, take a funny meme

>>65403968
fair enough

My mom is upstairs watching it, I can't stand to hear either of their voices anymore

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the debate was giving me an anxiety attack from how socially awkward it is.

trump's acting like an ape and interrupting her and saying things like "you've been fighting ISIS your entire adult life" which literally what the fuck does that mean and then she's openly lying about things talking about "equal pay for women" even though we've fucking had that since the 1980s WHY DO FEMINIST LIE ABOUT THIS? it's such a dumb, immoral lie. also her fake laugh is really creepy. whenever she feels cornered, she does a fake smile/laugh and it looks like an android trying to fit into the human population.


i already turned it off. i can't take anymore of this cringe.

>>65404073
you are missing out

would like it very much if a bomb detonated under the stage right now and killed them both 2bh

She spent half her two minutes saying nothing and the other half not saying how she'll do what she's saying needs to happen

Why won't drumpf release his taxes

zero memes until now, I'm very disappointed desu

>I woke up this morning
>included euronews
>there began a debate
>I understand only a few words and phrases
>fucking Russian education

>be american
>get shot

>>65404276
hillary is too alpha, she won't let trump mock her like he mocked jeb

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>>65404043

>living with your parents

>>65404290
Your 4chan speak is good enough

>>65404275
just like hilary said

>>65404379
this online translator

>>65404309
wound to the neck of a broken bottle or a knife better than bullets

>>65404525
>>65404290
Just continue trying/learning and one day you'll speak english just fine. I have faith in you, comrade ;_;

haha lester

His MAGA persona crumbled away, I don't see him as this strong alpha character anymore but rather just another dumb (rich) redneck.

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>this hillary moment

clap clap**

TRUMP BTFO

This is awkward

>>65404712
>americlaps were instructed to be quiet before the debate
>literally cannot keep themselves from clapping

God, where's the security in Trump's speech that he shows when he travels?

>>65404763
this :---D
i find it hilarious

>>65400919
reporting in

Ok I'm done. They're both idiots but Trump is on a whole another level of idiocy. He can't win

>RUSSIANS ARE HACKING INTO AMERICANS REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>arab partners

>we need to get better at cyber

Trump had such a good chance to follow up on Bernie stuff and he missed it. He's absolutely terrible today.

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>she was involved with catching bin laden

>>65405086
>fat neck-beards btw

>>65405116
That bothered me.

Trump fixed nato, you're welcome cunts

how do i get out of depression

trump lost

Lester is letting him go on forever

>>65405321
he is worried to much about himself

he's gone

>04

just say two thousand four

wtf

>>65405288
thanks for the free defense uncle sam

>PHEW OK
it's over hillary just won

>you was
he said this didn't him?

>>65405405
no problem son

>>65405405
tnx for afghanistan

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>WEW, OK
>WEW, OK
>WEW, OK

It's over.

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>MFW This debate

Drumpf COULD have taken this debate if he just kept his cool.

this nigga trump getting BTFO so bad

lester is the only one getting btfo

>>65405513
Nope.
He is clearly very dumb.
I believed in /pol/ before i watched the debate.
Fuck Trump, i'm for Hillary now

>>65404763
It's like this at every graduation and awards ceremony.
>Please keep your applause until the end
>After the third person the crowd erupts into a loud roar after every name called.

>>65405591
true

Didn't his campaign people gave him a crash course on debate 101?

trump is like some throwback to ancient times or something
>demanding tribute from vassal states (nato)
>talking about how we should have pillaged iraq

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>>65405674
There is nothing wrong with any of that

>>65405633
>his campaign people
I bet they are just a bunch of redneck hillbillies

is there any one more beta than lester?

i don't even know what's worse: trump's speaking skills or the fact that /pol/ unironically thinks he is winning the debate

guys, I don't think this semen slurping debate is for me

>>65400856
hilary is winning

Hillary is mean

the """"mediator"""" is completely useless

Trump trying to play the nice guy.
Lel

>>65405674
>>demanding tribute from vassal states (nato)
ur dumb and don't understand his argument

NATO members pledge to contribute a certain amount of their GDP to NATO to help fund it. but out of the 20+ nations in NATO, only a small portion are paying what they've agreed to pay. so it's basically a bunch of lazy european countries getting free military defense on the backs on the american tax payers even though those same european countries all agreed to pay their fair share.

>>65405889
this so much

he let hillary play his role lol

Donald is embarrassing.

trump's daughter is a qt

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>>65405997
i have a whole folder of her. mostly of her feet tho

>>65405895
>NATO members pledge to contribute a certain amount of their GDP to NATO to help fund it
this is nonsense
the NATO budget is a separate thing and even Iceland contributes to it according to what's decided

NATO also "recommends" nations spend at least 2% of GDP on their defense to support the defensive capabilities of the alliance and that's what most nations are failing to do

>a bunch of lazy european countries getting free military defense
so far, only in theory
the only country that has actually enlisted NATO aid in a war is America

>>65406076
keep posting please

>>65405889
>>65405949
I think he got a really great answer for whether he would or not support Hilary if she gets elected

I tought he was gonna lower the level there but "I don't think she can make America great again, but I will support" was his only non-embarrassing moment so far

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>>65406108
i think her feet are really beautiful

>>65406076
>Ivanka Trump reads books by writers such as Ayn Rand

preparation is the key
he was swung around like a puppet

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>>65406168

>>65406197
More like this

>>65406197
what book is that

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>>65406268


>>65406311
idk

>>65406334
>you will never lift that skirt

>>65400856
I was playing video games and then realized debate is up. Might as well.

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>>65406389
don't have lewd thoughts about the princess!

>>65406334
>she will never drop a massive chocolate dragon from her lusty asshole directly on your face
why even live

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>>65406475

How can a average intelligence person vote for Trump after this debate?

I was mildly supporting Trump.
Not anymore

>>65406634
he was thinking of using the same tactics he did in the rnc which is a major mistake

>>65406634
I'm a single issue voter. Hillary Clinton supports open borders. Donald Trump talks about border security and deporting the millions of undocumented migrants.


Think about this: there are 3 times as many undocumented migrants travelling through the the United States right now than there are people in Portugal. It's not normal. No other first world country allows such a bizarre lack of border protection.

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Who won?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11311857
http://www.strawpoll.me/11311857
http://www.strawpoll.me/11311857
http://www.strawpoll.me/11311857

I missed the debate.
Had a test, that I don't feel too good about.
Wish me luck anons.

>staying up late
I slept in late and I still had plenty of time to watch it on my phone behind my desk.

>>65406734
Good luck anon

>>65406720
I'm also for restrictions on emigration and lower taxes, but Trump just got destroyed in the debate, he is dumb, he can't argument using facts and he always repeating the same empty soundbites.

>>65406811
He did lose the debate. But that doesn't change that Hillary is open border whereas Trump is strict on immigration. I'm a single issue voter.

>>65406887
my negro
voting for people a large number of which I think are legitimately retarded in the upcoming parliamentary election just because they're tough on immigration

Are you all asleep now?

>>65407565
im playing pokemon soul silver. im tired of politics now, that was an exhausting 90 minutes.