What do you think of Italy?

>>65390198
shit country full of pseudo-slavs smoking cigarettes and talking about a spicey meatballs all day long

>>65390198
I went to Italy last year and decided to try some authentic Italian pizza and it was the most basic shit ive ever tasted. A fucking pizza from dominos or pizza hut would be way more preferable.
you Italians have no culture you faghetti spaghetti

>>65390198
I love spaghetti

>>65390377
>pseudo-slavs
This is new.

>>65390198
Southern Italians are the nicest people I've ever met.

>>65390765
Venedi = Venetians
Lach + V = Southern Lachs/Vlachs/Włosi = Italians

WE

>>65391122
>Venedi = Venetians
Oh right, I forgot the /int/ meme about all IE tribes with names related to wen being the same.

>>65390377
>pseudo-slavs
b-but we are arab rape babies anon!

>>65390198
Dunno, never been there, never met a full italian. Heard their food is somewhat nice.

>>65390198
women
spaghetti
leaning towers
valention rossi
rome and shit

GOAT history, arts, architecture, food, landscapes and people
Italy is GOAT

>>65390198
niggers of europe

>>65390198
They got great ruins but honestly they can't fucking drive.

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Buono!

The Americanized version of Italian food is GOAT, the Americanized version of Italian people is terrible. Italy itself I don't know anything about.

>>65390198
remember that time you were rekt by vietnamese wikipedia under the name of " Ý "

>>65392293
Ýes

Im enamored with italy right now.

I picked up italian, but i let it go because I'm an engineer major so that takes up my time.

Really wanna go visit and maybe one day buy a house somewhere over there and fall asleep and never wake up.

Please visit the website but
please visit Italy. where the best country
in the world in terms of
culture, landscapes, arts, history, cities, villages
beautiful countryside, seaside, mountains
that is Italy you know perhaps
you'll dreaming about
but please visit our country
we will welcome you
wormly and with a better organization

>>65391394
Don't you mean the creators of Europe?

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Vèneto is the most beautiful independent country in the world.

>>65395668
Veneto is mostly shit desu

>>65391388
we only have one leaning tower

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>>65395898
YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW

>>65391465
>they can't fucking drive
this particular stereotype is the most accurate one in the world, it's no joke, don't drive if you value your life

it's weird how the worst country in asia (italy) is right next to the best country in asia (france)

>>65396102
Nah, veneti are the north's terroni

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>>65396220
why are canadian posts so fucking terrible?

>>65396247
t. sardo

would i encounter recism in italy as a mexican?

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>>65396272

ok mario

>>65396315
you'd pass as a local

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>>65396247
Spot the jealous southerner.

eat the maggot faggot

>>65396349
does this mean I can get italian qt gf?

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>>65396220
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IrOOeKHLG0

>>65396421
not even a local can get italian qt gf

>>65396273
Anch'io sono sardo.Dove di preciso?
>Serramanna

>>65396458
how u get gf in italy then?

>>65396458
>t. romanian

>>65396366
Not him but you don't have to be a Southerner to be jealous, because it's the most beautiful region in the North

>>65396273
>>65396366
You wish

Honestly people from treviso and venice province can't behave like proper Human beings. Also gib back the Aquileia patriarcate.

>>65395668
is it Garda lake?

>>65396517
who knows

>>65396535
i'm a local

>>65390198
I love Italy because of my dual citizenship.

>>65390198
Going to venice next week-end. What do I do?

>>65396247
>>65396273
>>65396366
>>65396597
Please be nice

>>65396746
bring a gas mask

>>65396746
Try not to drown.

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>>65396576
It's the most beautiful region in the WHOLE world.

>>65396623
Yes.

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>>65396597
>treviso

L'italia è un grandissimo buco di culo.
Non venite a vivere qui.

>>65396746
Bring a gas mask
Do not buy anything near piazza san marco
Visit palazzo ducale

>>65390198
Absolutely terrone

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>>65396806

>>65396746
don't go
go to Treviso, Verona, Asolo, Bassano

>>65396864
Nice

>>65396769
>>65396807
Why would he need a gas mask? Does the city reek of fish and bird shit? I imagine it does.

>>65390562
>faghetti spaghetti

that's pretty good

>>65390198
1. Architecture.
2. Arts, fashion, music.
3. Very tasty cusine. Vine is perfect.
4. Beautiful nature.
5. Happy and affable people.
6. Beautiful girls.
7. Mafia.
8. Corruption.
9. Lazy people.
10. Italian pizza was one of the greatests disappointments in my life.

>>65396911
he's a terrone, do not listen to him

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Simply beautiful https://youtu.be/cFRT31cLoiM

>>65396854
>LOL
Sono sardo,qua fa tutto schifo.
Sono stato anche in altre regioni(Firenze,Rimini,Roma).
Li si sta meglio che in sardegna.

>>65396911
it smells like piss

Is Abruzzo considered a shitty place? I lived in Chieti as a kid but don't remember that much except that the buildings were dirtier and the roads trashier than in Finland.

>>65396971
>Italian pizza
do you think there is ONE Italian pizza? there are millions of pizzerias, usually the ones with lot of tourists are the worst

>>65397064
It's part of Southern Italy but it's the best region economically

>>65396807
Thank you, what should I bring back as a souvenir? Anything else worth a visit?


>>65396885
It's a present from my parent. Can't really change now.

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<3 Vèneto

>>65397107
I often go here, Pieve D'Alpago

>>65397135
>Anything else worth a visit?
well, everything
except naples

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>>65396273
>implying it's not Italy's best region

>>65397064
It's okay
In that part of Italy everything is ancient so it's okay to be "trash", as in trash you mean not modern or generally speaking with little maintenance
>>65396517
italian girls are famous to be hard to get, unless they're whores or you just have luck and find your soul mate. In another case they'll make you bleed to go out with them and you better impress them

>>65396971
>10. Italian pizza was one of the greatests disappointments in my life.


what was wrong with it?
(not food-nazi, only curious)

>>65397135
Go to Murano and Burano islands

>>65397228
Unless you're a "Bad Boy" or an "Asshole".
You're going to die virgin

>>65396911
Kinda
>>65396989
Cakm down savorgnan, i'll probably live north of you
>>65397135
The whole city architecture is quite nice, souvenirs are overpriced and worthless

>>65397056
So it's like New Orleans

>>65397114
I know it. But I thought it wouldn't be a thiny-thiny blin with a little-little bit cheese, tomatos and some other ingridients.

And I like italian cusine. For example, I usually cook penne arrabbiata, spaghetti alla puttanesca etc. Though, we have some problems with parmigiano here.

>>65397334
maybe, i guess

>>65397301
You have to be lucky too as in all things in life. Of course the more people you meet the higher chance you have to be lucky

>>65397257
I didn't think it would be just a snack.

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Bassano del Grappa

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>>65397416
>just a snack
what?

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That's all I got.

>>65397416
I think they scammed you. It's more frequent than you think

>>65397468
>>65397519
Sicuro ha comprato una pizza surgelata con su scritto"MADE IN ITALY" e c'ha creduto.

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Villa Emo, near Treviso

>>65397468
>>65397519
No, may be you don't understand me. In Russia is more popular american type of pizza - a real pie with cheese, tommato, meat etc. And in Italy it was a thiny blin.

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>>65397483
Do you know Marostica?
There is a chess shaped piazza where they play chess with humans

the descendants of their diaspora make for some delicious poon desu

>>65397416
well, we have different tipe of what you may consider "pizza"; we also have something that is called "pizza al taglio" that are often sold in small shops on the street and they give you only a slice of pizza, and that is obv only a snack

>>65397334
it does not smell like piss, some times water weeds smell

>>65398020
...cazzo ora voglio un pezzo di pizza al taglio

>>65398082
ho appena mangiato una pizza con la parmigiana che non ti dico

>>65398082
>>65398119
Bastardi, non fatemi venire fame a mezzanotte e mezza

>>65398167
pizzabo
c'è nelle vostre città?

>>65398119
porca mignotta regà

>>65398020
I think he means that our pizza dough is too thin and the toppings too scarce.

>>65390198
Brothers from another mother

>>65398303
that's possible, yes

they gave me the best insight on woman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Fu-Op7MlDc

"bitches are crazy, like the fucking wind, whisper and scream and change their minds"

>>65398303
it's not ours that is too thin, it's theirs that is too thick

>>65396714
are you half Finn half Italian?

>>65398335
>>65398303
Yep, you are right.

>>65398376
Yes, truly it is our's too thick, but still yours seemed too thin for me.

>>65398214
Coglione, quello c'è solo a padova

>>65398625
coglione, c'è tipo in venti città diverse, guarda il sito

>>65390198
pizza pasta ferrari and italian """"""""""""fashion""""""""""""

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>>65398625
>Coglione, quello c'è solo a padova

>>65390198
One of the most likeable diaspora, even though they were hard to integrate.
They integrate so well you don't even notice them.

>>65398665
>>65398743
Letteralmente dementi
PIZZA BO
as in, the pizza of the bo
And where is the bo located?
... Fuck off stupid pieces of shit

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>>65398880
>And where is the bo located?
boh

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>>65398930

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>>65398575
Do you guys actually eat this shit?

>thread about Italy
>pizza is the only topic
you are pathetic

>>65399166
...did you even read it?

they call us pasta niggers for a reason
Italians on 4chan are a bunch of pathetic losers, specially those on that shitty autistic filo thread

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>>65399369
you have to go back

>>65399369
I'm not romanian coglione
the only one posting nice images of our cities is a brazilian, you retard autistic deserve to became poor as fuck, BTFO of decent jobs by niggers and chinks, it's happening already

>>65399564
>niggers and chinks
>decent jobs
kek

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>>65390377
>>65391394
>>65391465
>>65392293
>>65396220
>>65396374
>>65396838
>>65396971
>>65398734
BEEP BEEEP

>>65390576
I prefer inculati

There is really no Italia. Different regions. I prefer the North. South is kind of like Africa.

>>65397064
Some parts of Helsinki looked like Russia to me. Well maybe the best part of Russia. I mean didn't look very polished.

Italy disgusting af

Are terronis really lazy mamas boys? Was the captain of Concordia a terrone or not?

>>65397213
why no naples? i wanna see maradona play for the local team.

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Disgusting animals, from tip to toe.
There is a reson why you only need to add two (2) letters to change italy into SHITaly..

>>65397301
Hmm, I think it is becoming an international phenomena. Poor millennials, it is only going to get worse

>>65396078
hahahahaha. he must be chinese. or borat

>>65396891
No, Nice is in France