what did your country invent ? > britain: pretty much everything

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>The toothbrush was invented by some rioter inside his jail cell after being arrested.

Huh.

Helicopter defenestration

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>mfw ugly inbred people from a small rainy island contributed most to the world

Rest of the world is truly pathetic

>>65361751
don't call me inbred, brother-dad

USA
Closer to everything than the brits

> american inventions
>

-peanut butter
-dragon dildos
-?????

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You're welcome Earth.

>>65361591
Toothbrush was invented by brits, however they never use one.

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>>65361591
I have no my own country, live under muscovites occupation, so my country invent nothing. But Siberian scientists made the most of russian inventions.

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>>65362032

>>65361591
>list doesn't include the USA

>>65362057
really? I anticipated that exact "joke" but I was expecting an american to post it

>>65361977
Says number 18
http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Economy/Patents-granted

>>65362080
Fuck off, the Frogs and Spics inflicted you upon the world.

>>65362094
Well now you know.

>>65361591
sadly we're not autistic enough to have a pic like this

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_French_inventions_and_discoveries

neon tubes are cool desu

>>65361591
Freedom

>>65362029
These things are so fucking fun to ride, makes me wish I was further north.

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>the british invented the toothbrush yet have the worst dental hygiene in the world
>the british invented football yet their very best team loses to an amateur squad led by a part time dentist

Really makes you think.

Apparently we invented the Hepatitis B vaccine

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>invent the toothbrush
>don't use it

>>65361591
thank you Great Britain for the fucking steri-spray

Mfw vegemite gets an honorable mention

Australians also developed a number of useful household items, including Vegemite,

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Australian_inventions

>>65361591
My cunt invented a lot, too.

We invented the internet and shit

We invented the plane and shit

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>>65362032

>>65364224
[] doubt

>>65362053
>forgetting the greatest space nation on earth
you pretty much had done everything before the USA

>Deutschland
Computer
Zeppelin
Radar
Toothpaste (britfags)
mp3
jet
car

>>65364368
We invented the first powered flight, but it was a Brazilian who figured out how to control it so sometimes they like to take credit.

It's part of their weird nationalism.

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>>65361977
-atomic theory
-REAL programming languages
-???

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>>65362973

Magnetic storage
The loudspeaker
The dry cell
Insulin
The Ostomy bag
Lego
Beer tekst
Fiberscope

Sauna
Sisu
Molotov coctail...

..IRC, SMS, SSH, Linux

We are usually in top ten patents per capita lists. Especially software patents list.

Dutch invented:

Microscopes
CD's and cassetes by Phillips
Wi-Fi
the stock exchange

Necktie
Speedometer
Mechanical pencil
Parachute

>>65362837
What are the fuck are they?

>>65369159
>Molotov coctail
The name maybe but the poor man's grenade was created in the Spanish civil war.

Electricity and proper kebab remomal

Oh and we created the modern amphibious landing craft. The 'Murricunts used an improved version of the ones we created to land in the D-Day.

>Flag
Cheese slicers and permers

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Nothing except the most famous Italian

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>>65364398
>forgetting the greatest space nation on earth
>you pretty much had done everything before the USA

>>65371101
>In 1870, a Norwegian man named Svend Foyn successfully patented and pioneered the modern exploding whaling harpoon and gun. His basic design is still in use today. He perceived the failings of other methods and solved these problems in his own system. He included, with the help of H.M.T. Esmark, a grenade tip that exploded inside the whale. This harpoon design also utilized a shaft that was connected to the head with a moveable joint. His original cannons were muzzle-loaded with special padding and also used a unique form of gunpowder. The cannons were later replaced with safer breech-loading types.[11][12]

Whale slaughter...yay!

we invented toffee and trouser belt

>>65371209
KUMYS

>>65371245
этo мoнгoлы
тo ecть вы

Instagram
Kinect
Automatic transmission
Motorized airplane
And patents of transgenics I think

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>>65370880

>>65364398
Germany also invented a novel, but highly impractical process for making lampshades and soap.

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>>65362032

>>65371444
Triplets of Truth

>inb4 a Canadian flag posts about inventing gunpowder and paper money

Basketball was invented by a gym teacher so his students could play a sport indoors when it was wintertime.

we invented the canal bitch

1)gulag
2)gulag
3)gulag

>>65371602
Being the slave labor used to dig it doesn't count. I mean, do blacks get credit for the cotton gin?

>>65361591
>sewage system

bitch we wuz romans 'n shiet, we invented it 2 millennia ago

Gunpower, paper money (though we use superior polymer money)

Almost every form of popular music originated in the US--blues, jazz, country, rock, hip-hop, etc.

>>65371730
you forgot the most important: South Park

>>65371788
and a gay pedophile priest

>plebs circlejerking about the achievements of their betters
disgusting

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You're very welcome.

Also don't forget Linux, text messages, IRC, Cholesterol reducing margarine, xylitol sweetener, and circular lock.

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>>65361591
>tfw your country invented england

>>65361591
Britain

>>65366923
You also invented Lars Ulrich, but I wouldn't exactly consider that a positive.

idiots , people invented something , regardless of nationality

>>65371955
The biggest mistake

>>65372167
But then you wouldn't have a queen

>>65361591
>>65364398

Almost everything in this list is Jewish invention, not British or German.

>>65372167
Quebec pls

>>65370865
Yea, but Molotov Cocktail has been the top based meme ever since.

Right, memes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvjqv3Z2g9c

Soon finns and swedes will be the fastest people on earth

Wifi and the hills hoist cunts