/brit/

the jf's are really ruining /brit/ i hate to say

richie kavanagh is god

>American talking about handling the bantz

>>65360305
>americans creating /brit/
fucking disgusting.

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the gf

Wanna buy a gf

>>65360323

It's just as bad when the majority of posters are british tbf

>>65360323
pipe down you autistic twat

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>>65360336
fuck off self hating queer

>10 posts
>only 3 by a brit

>>65360363
it's 03:45 in Britain

PIRATA AAAAAAAAAAJ

>>65360359
>queer
Let's avoid this homophobic type of language

Looking for yank slags to shag infront of their "men"

WHEN WE REACH THE ARGENTINE WE'RE REALLY GONNA SHOW
THE WORLD A BRAND OF FOOTBALL THAT THEY COULD NEVER KNOW
WE'RE REPRESENTING BRITAIN AND WE'RE PROUD TO DO OR DIE
FOR ENGLAND CANNAE DO IT COS THEY DIDNAE QUALIFY

>>65360363
we are brits though by ancestry.

having a browse of the r9k

>>65360397
The feeling is mutual 2bh.

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>>65360381
Hand over the Cod, Iceland.

>>65360410
WE

>>65360381
#REALBRITHOURS

>>65360381
still should be just enough time to shag ur fucking mum up the arse before bedtime though you icelandic twat ahaha. fuck you

>>65360410
>muh heritage

>>65360412
Decent taste, far better than the slash b slash tee bee aitch

seinfeld is p. ebin

>>65360431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh5swCCunO8

First day of classes tomorrow lads. Beginning my second year of College.

>>65360441
the eternal MexicANO

>>65360441
why pirates?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q4-x9V0iCI

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>see American on holiday
>walk up to him
>"accidentally" trip him over
>apologise and offer to help him get up
>punch him in the face and curbstomp him
>take a piss on him

Oops!

>>65360459
The British equivalent of "Fuck her right in the pussy"?

>>65360462
what do you study?

UNA VELA

>>65360418
it was never yours to begin with
>>65360431
i swear you wouldn't even be able to finish half of that sentence if you said that to me irl
your jaw would be on the other side of your head

>>65360501
Undecided, but leaning towards Biology or Geology. My classes this quarter are Organic Chemistry, Cell Biology, and Western Civilization.

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>see Mexican on holiday
>walk up to him
>"accidentally" trip him over
>apologise and offer to help him get up
>cut off his fingers and decapitate him
>take a shit on his corpse

Haha, oops! Just wanted to offer the prime Mexican companionship to make him feel at home!

>poms ask what you're 'reading' at university

Oh im reading /brit/ atm

>>65360484
He visto mejores raids
5a1u2

>>65360528
i specifically said no one was allowed to save this pepe

>>65360527
>get to choose an assortment of classes
hmmm american college is weird

wish it were like that here though desu

PIRATA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

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>>65360517
Hand over the women, Iceland.

>Ástandið (Icelandic: "the condition" or "the situation") is a term used about the influence British and American soldiers had on Icelandic women during World War II. At its peak the population of foreign soldiers was equal to that of Icelandic men. Many of the foreign soldiers would court Icelandic women and estimates of the number of women who married foreign soldiers goes into the hundreds. Such interaction between Icelandic women and foreign troops was not always well received and the women involved were often accused of prostitution and betraying their home country. Children born to such women are known in Icelandic as ástandsbörn ("children of the condition/situation").
>When the British Army invaded Iceland in 1940 people gathered on the streets to see the troops and the fact that many young Icelandic girls were captivated by them did not go unnoticed. Immediately discussions began over what effect this would have and minimal interaction with the troops was encouraged, but this proved to be difficult as many Icelanders had jobs in some way connected to the troops. A committee was formed which produced a damning report on the soldiers, which shed light on widespread prostitution amongst the troops. Some sources suggest that girls as young as twelve years old were involved in prostitution.[1] The Icelandic authorities tried unsuccessfully to reduce the soldiers' encounters with Icelandic girls as Icelandic girls defied curfews to seek out British and American soldiers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%81standi%C3%B0

>>65360567
Wtf? How can you not choose your own subjects?

>>65360594
You only had 2 wild modules a year for my course, but they had to be related ones.

>>65360567
I'm still fulfilling certain core graduation requirements with these classes, but yeah, we're afforded some level of leeway with it. And also wait, you can't choose your own classes at all.

>>65360602
>El ChilENO

piper perri is kinda sxc lads

el peruANO
PIRATAS AAAAAAAAAAAJ

>>65360577
no shame in losing to Britain's finest
unless you would suggest otherwise, you traitorous cunt

mexicans are the worst type of spics

>>65360567
in scotland its like that, load of shite if you ask me, im studying 1st year marine bio but had to choose 4 filler courses including history,law,chemistry and astronomy, fucking waste of time la.

there's nothing worse than a latin poster

>see Canadian on holiday
>walk up to him
>"accidentally" trip him over
>apologise and offer to help him get up
>beat him with a hockey stick and allow him to get mauled by a bear
>ejaculate onto his corpse

Heh, whoopsies! I'm just getting the hang of this tourism thing!

>>65360630
err back the fuck off?!?

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>>65360647
but they are fun and easy

>all pure engineering modules

>>65360657
Graecia et Germania in Europa sunt

>>65360702
machines

>See a tourist in Iceland
>he falls down a crevice on he's way to take a picture of a horse

stimated to have been about 60,000). This event is popularly known in Iceland as Tyrkjaránið – the 'Turkish Raid', as it was launched from areas under Ottoman sovereignty, although no North African Turks (Kouloughlis) are known to have been involved. Most pirates were Arabs and Berbers, a large part - the Dutch and other Europeans, who converted to Islam.[1] Four ships attacked the eastern and southern coast as well as the Vestmannaeyjar ("Westman Islands"). Ten years later 27 captives made it back to Iceland; a few had come home earlier.

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>>65360721
say goodbie to your count piratea

>>65360657
pls say "hispanic" next time, we don't go anywhere near as low as this.

>>65360716
El ArgentINO

>>65360724
Yikes

Ah, time to report

>>65360728
el algeriANO

In 1627 Barbary corsairs from Algiers and Salé descended on Iceland in two separate raids, taking around 400–900 prisoners (Iceland's population at the time has been estimated to have been about 60,000)

>>65360702
Yum

>>65360577

>Icelandic girls defied curfews to seek out British and American soldiers.

Wew. Imagine being that hungry for Anglo willy

>>65360757
>Icelandic sex slaves

Those captured were sold into slavery on the Barbary Coast. All Icelandic accounts agree the number of captives was below 400. French nobleman Emanuel d'Aranda says in his book, Relation de la captivité et la liberté du sieur (1666), about his time as a slave of the Barbary pirate Ali Bitchin, that an Icelandic fellow captive in Algiers told him 800 people had been enslaved. That number does not agree with any Icelandic sources.[4]

A few letters written by captives reached Iceland. Together with other accounts, they indicate that the captives were treated very differently according to their masters. Guttormur Hallsson, a captive from Eastern Region, said in a letter written in Barbary in 1631: "There is a great difference here between masters. Some captive slaves get good, gentle, or in-between masters, but some unfortunates find themselves with savage, cruel, hardhearted tyrants, who never stop treating them badly, and who force them to labour and toil with scanty clothing and little food, bound in iron fetters, from morning till night

>>65360656
ever tried modafinil?, never tried adderall but my m8 who has adhd has been on it since he was like 12,ive been taking it daily for the past 2 years and has seriously changed my life positively, no longer tired throughout the day and seem to socialise alot better, side effect obviously is insomnia hence me still posting here at 4am.

>>65360779
farmers just weren't as cool as soldiesr

noooooooo>>65360809

>>65360781
im liking the sound of that

The most notable captive was Guðríður Símonardóttir. She was sold as a concubine in Ottoman Algeria and was among the few Icelandic who were redeemed nearly a decade later by King Christian IV of Denmark. She returned to Iceland and known for having later married Hallgrímur Pétursson, who became a Lutheran minister and one of Iceland's most famous poets.

*walks into /brit/*
*looks at all the non-anglos*
*walks out*

No hay problema

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>>65360861
shut up idiot

imagine getting really close to having a gf and you think "this is it, its finally happening" and everythings going very well and you two have a great connection and share good energy. all signs point to a relationship. and then she has 2nd thoughts and pull out right before things get serious out of seemingly nowhere

that would suck

>>65360885
:(

sorry mate

While the Barbary slave trade is typically portrayed as Muslim corsairs capturing white Christian victims, this is far too simplistic. In reality, the corsairs were not concerned with the race or religious orientation of those they captured. Slaves in Barbary could be black, brown or white, Catholic, Protestant, Orthodox, Jewish or Muslim. And the corsairs were not only Muslim; English privateers and Dutch captains also exploited the changing loyalties of an era in which friends could become enemies and enemies friends with the stroke of a pen.

>Iceland used to suffer through tough times
>currently the safest place to be
>Algeria is a shit hole

Tell me, why should i care?

where can I buy british beer online?

>>65360885
Imagine doing that to a girl instead

They go insane

>>65360885
that is when you kill her and learn never to try and love ever again.

>>65360923
your computer jajajskjasjkaskjjakjkajajajjhasa LOL

"One of the things that both the public and many scholars have tended to take as given is that slavery was always racial in nature,” said historian Robert Davis, author of Christian Slaves, Muslim Masters: White Slavery in the Mediterranean, the Barbary Coast, and Italy . “But that is not true," he added.
In comments which may stoke controversy, Davis claims that white slavery had been minimised or ignored because academics preferred to treat Europeans as evil colonialists rather than as victims.

>>65360885
>tfw never had this happen because never been close to having a gf

>>65360906
nah that didnt happen to me i was just thinking about a feel that could happen that would be very devastating

Friendly reminder that only normies look forward to Christmas.

>>65360923
britishbeeronline.com

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Ah, so I see tomorrow's Guardian will feature women's football on the front page. Look, they won the women's Super League! Amazing!

>Attendance at Man City ladies vs Chelsea ladies, the game which sealed the title: 4,000

Leftie shits lmao

hermanos, let us have a piece of north america when you finish the invasion, please?

>>65360952
El AntidisestablishmentariANO

>>65360965
duggan a cute!

>>65360912
>Tell me, why should i care?
You are the descendant of one of those concubines who was bearing my grand-grand-grand-fathers child.
Ahmed, my son. Come home!

Dooping depressed

DNA results came in my lads. found out i'm 1% British. I plan on making a pilgrimage to see the queen. also fuck the yanks

>>65361000
didnt read a workd of this

>>65360941
oh yeah, i though you used magical stones in peru
>>65360950
fuck you go wash the plates in the back lavaplatos.

Made some nice beef stew in the slow cooker

came out nice

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What does "el peruANO" mean?

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>>65360984
right
those people died abroad by the hands of disgusting shit-skins such as yourself

What are you all planning on making for Breakfast?

>>65361057
Translate?

>t. Half-Mexican on vacation

>>65361067
I don't eat breakfast.

What happens in hilo latino threads that makes them want to raid us

>>65361067
oatmeal and a pack sigs

>>65361067
your mothers seashell jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajskajskasjajjaj

>>65361015
as long as you have <0.001 french genomes your more than welcome lad.

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>>65361077
the mexican who posts here gets angry about toads and asks them to raid us...

no seas malo con el chicANO jkajkajskajksajkjka

>>65361058
"Ano" is Spanish for "anus", IIRC

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>>65361067
apple

what time does it get light lads?

>>65361077
Nothing, which is why they do it.

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JJNSKAJSKAJSKJKSKJASJAJSKAS NOOOOOOOO >>65361073

>>65361098
not for another 2 hours

haven't heard the birdcucks for months now

>>65361063
>The most notable captive was Guðríður Símonardóttir. She was sold as a concubine in Ottoman Algeria and was among the few Icelandic who were redeemed nearly a decade later by King Christian IV of Denmark. She returned pregnant to Iceland and known for having later married Hallgrímur Pétursson

Ahmed, my long lost son why you speak badly to me?
COME HOME
O
M
E

>>65361067
I might not eat Breakfast since it's doubtful I'll wake up too terribly long before class, but if I do probably some snacks of some sort.

>>65361067
una vela

>>65361106
whats your job normie

one (1) candle

>>65361116
why is your sleeping pattern constantly fucked

dont you find it depressing waking up past mid day? i do

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>>65361076
on that poverty brekky life senpai..

>>65361122
I would love some Biscuits and Gravy, but my college's dining hall doesn't have it.

>>65361151
>why is your sleeping pattern constantly fucked
this is my natural sleeping pattern desu

>dont you find it depressing waking up past mid day? i do
only when normies judge me

Everything south of texas should be nuked

Actually, take texas too

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>>65361117
why are you pakis so inhuman?
reading their posts and talking to them, it's as if they are computer generated. it's like a dog trying to speak, you can understand the words but their voice lacks sentience.

pretty easy to dismiss paki's misfortune when you realise they aren't people

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>i don't drink so much booze i can barely eat 2 meals a day never mind fucking breakfast

>>65361151
I correct my sleep cycle and always end up back at being awake all night. Need to start fucking working to keep me on a good time schedule but the place which hired me are being slow cunts about it.

>>65361151
sleep is for the weak, 4 hours sleep masterrace

gonna hit the hay at 6 and wake up for 10-10.30.

LATINOS PLEASE FUCK MY VAGINA PK THANK YOI

>>65361219
dont you feel tired all day

>>65361221
¡Ay, caramba!

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>>65361184
sounds boring
are you happy with it

jaja

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>>65361230
seems a bit unfair they use over 18 girls who could "pass as underage" to meet the paedos when they show up. a lot of these girls are fucking hot

>>65361230
is that really thailad

>>65361230
do you have that pic of when this fella is on the beach or something with a teen girl and he says "haha i hope this isnt that tv show where they bait pedos with teenage girls" and then chris hansen steps out

just imagine living in south america lads for a second lads.

i'd be shitting up a british general on a burmese car sales forum in no time too.

>>65361240
nah, i used to but my body is used to it now, alot of successful people in history and in the present swear by 4 hours sleep.

el janitore...

>>65361286
kek if it's bad being a loser in a rich country god only knows what it must be like in some utter shithole

>>65361263
Tbf, the pervs don't know of the actual appearance of the children until they come to the house (and in most editions I've seen, they see Chris Hansen and never actually see the purported girl/boy).

>>65361279
No 2bh; maybe the Caribbean at most w/ the Monroe Doctrine and Spanish-American War.

>>65361207
>Jan Janszoon, (Murat Reis the Younger) is said to have taken 400 prisoners; 242 of the captives later were sold into slavery on the Barbary Coast. The corsairs took only young people and those in good physical condition. All those offering resistance were killed, and the old people were gathered into a church which was set on fire. Among those captured was Ólafur Egilsson, who was ransomed the next year. Upon returning to Iceland, he wrote an account about his experience. Such captivity narratives by Europeans who had been held in Muslim states eventually constituted a literary genre.
Your heart is so cold, but I know the half-algerian half-slave blood it is pumping knows where you belong. Ahmed, come home my beloved son.

>>65361297
who

>>65361307
would off myself in an instance tbH

why do south americans love the simspons so much?

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>>65361286
Haha yeh.

wts taxi

something is afoot...

>>65361307
>>65361286
tbf i doubt most parts of argentina and mexico are that bad

>>65361333
It is a good show (at least the classic era), but 2bh IDK.

>>65361340
What state?

>>65361369
Not him, but Virginia, if Extra Flags isn't lying.

>>65361351
>israel

Hmm your country isn't too good considering its full of jews who are meant to be wealthy

>>65361321
try to gain some insight
your posts aren't clever, they aren't witty or creative
"but ahmed"
you seriously overestimate your intelligence and witticism. No one likes you and you simply can't realize it because of your narcissism

IF YOUR DAD IS A SHOEMAKEEEEEEEEEEEEER

>>65361340
>fucking around with big machines
are you trying to tell me something

>>65361323
cant be fucked naming names but have a look at this article

http://uk.businessinsider.com/people-who-sleep-short-hours-2015-11

first month or so is hard but your body will adjust, also drink more water than you normally would.

post tunes

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r8 my dick lads

>>65361351
It's not, you can have a very decent life anywhere in Latin America but Venezuela currently. Well, maybe some parts of Honduras and Guatemala too.

NOW WHATS ALL THIS ABOOT

>>65360478
*my shadow clone evaporates*
*i walk out of the shadows behind you and start slowly clapping*
well done pepe well done pepe HOWEVER...

>>65361438
i drew your dick once before

>>65361415
set sail him the can yes yes
set sail him the can...........

>>65361438
is it fake? why is it so big?

>>65361425
yes, but there are very few here in Iceland.
ive also seen pakis, they are like something out of a cartoon, their behaviour and mannerism is eerily inhuman

the janitor would be inconsolable if he were to see this thread

>>65361469
it's really not that big

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>>65361425
hes has now

>>65361483
now I feel shit

>>65361495
you shouldn't

look at it again

it's nothing spesh

What happens if the walking corpse aka Clinton wins?

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>65361520
1000 years of darkness and pain

>>65361438
bigger than average lad, u ever jelqed?, only ask as its as vainy and girthy as mine albeit longer

>>65361538
don't know what that means tbqh

Is the limit so up?

>>65361560
should give it a google,it works but requires commitment to see results, grew a 3/4 of an inch in 6 months

>>65361537
those fucking disrespectul cunts were hiding them in a church
>>65361539
never encountered a diaspora in my life

>>65361406
>Guðríður was the young wife of a fisherman and a mother. After her abduction in 1627 from the Westman Islands, she was sold by the pirates as a slave and concubine in Algeria. She was among the few who were ransomed nearly a decade later by King Christian IV of Denmark, and she returned to Iceland.

She was sent to Denmark along with some other former slaves to be re-educated. They were taught by Hallgrímur Pétursson, then a theology student. They fell in love and she became pregnant by him. They returned to Iceland where she learned that her husband had died. She and Hallgrímur married. He later was called as the pastor of a church at Saurbær, Iceland (1651-1669). He became well known for his poetry and especially what are known as Passion Hymns (Passíusálmar), recounting the life and death (The Passion) of Christ.[1]
Other Icelanders looked down on Guðríður and considered her a whore and heathen, blaming her for her time in Algeria. She was 16 years older than Hallgrímur, which in itself was considered a disgrace.
Ahmed my beloved son. Come home. Your country needs you.

>>65361618
but my dicks already huge

>getting in a cheeky half hour each day on time sheet
>extra $45 at the end of the week

D E V I L I S H

>>65361637
but it could be huger..

just had some delicious katsu chicken lads

Morning, lads.

>>65361767
good lad

>>65363952
Fucking die

Just Fuckign die
You made me erect