Culture Pals - /cp/

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first for H A R A M BE

Oh yeah, OLD THREAD:
>>63406324
>>63406324

>/KiwiTroika
>Guys, please, I know I'm reasonably attractive

>>63484257
'no'

I am tired but whatever, here lads:
Reminder to report and ignore blah blah

Also pinging the Günther dude or femanon, post the most recent list you have.

Welp, I've failed again.

>>63486096
What happened anon?

>>63484257
>that southern inbreeding

>>63486345
I'm not entirely sure.

Does the script not work anymore?

>>63487056
One does I'm pretty sure but scripting is haram

>>63488196
>expecting me to click through every profile one at a time because some new-age yuppies are qtpal purists.

>>63488242
>willingly giving your profile information and login to Indianola, so he can mine bitcoins

>>63488588
Is he not dead?

Haven't been here since I lost my virginity to a euro qt from interpals last year. Anyone still here from that time?

>>63488995
Yeah, me I guess.

I used interpals in late 2014 but found culture pals around this time last year.

>>63488995
Before that, 2013-2014.

>>63489029
Has this last year been meme worthy or boring af?

>>63488631
No idea desu
>>63488995
I'm still here though I just lurk mainly and I've been here since the threads started
>>63489155
Boring as fuck and they even stopped appearing for a few months

>>63489155
The last year has been dead. I thought these were finished until I saw this honestly.

Is this site becoming saturated? All I see are girls pics flooded with comments. It wasn't this way a year ago

>>63489206
>All I see are girls pics flooded with comments. It wasn't this way a year ago
Are you sure you looked at comments in the last year? It's always been that way.
>I just want to bend over ur nice legs and .... ; )) ;)) love from morocco

>>63489166
>>63489199
That is sad to know.
Nice dubs tho.

>old qt that I haven't talked to in a long time, but still like a lot, just messaged me
>she moved to another town to live with her new bf
>tfw
;_;

>>63489768
>old qt that I haven't talked to in over a year messaged me again recently
>tells me how she got married and just gave birth
;_;7

>>63490019
Fucking qts, man
I even sent a letter to this grill maybe 1-2 months ago and she never replied. I assumed she was mad at me or something. Turns out she didn't even get it.

She used to encourage me to visit her country, talking about all the places she wanted to show me, and all the things we'd do, but me being a neet, I could never afford it to go there and now it's too late.

Feels bad man

i'm much better to white trash on ip:)

>>63490211
There's hope for us
>Talking to qt on and off for a couple of years
>Wants me to visit Finland
>Want to go to other countries fuck
>Decide I want to study abroad in Europe
>Plans to visit me wherever I go

>>63490334
I've known this grill for... I think it's over three years now. It sucks that I never got the chance to see her even once in all these years.

>>63490287
lol i'm sure you could get quite a catch on ip if your standards are poor enough ;)

>tfw view a qt
>she doesn't view you back
Fuck.

anyone with central asian qts? tell me about them

>qt (Internet girlfriend bullshit) of four months messages me
>I have something to tell you
>I knew I shouldn't have gotten feelings for someone even after not being over someone else
>I die inside, hard
>happen to be drunk so I have no clue what to make of this, world is caving in
>19, first semi-serious relationship (online, how fucking sad, should I just blow my brains out)

what do I do, suicide sounds promising but idk if some polish slut is worth my death

>>63491417
>tfw message a qt
>she only views the message and your profile but doesn't reply

>>63491496
They're often cold. Like emotionally cold.
That's all I can say really.

>>63491639
That's weird for me, because it's often the ugly chicks who do this.

The hot chicks actually respond.

>>63491629
feeling weird concoction of sadness, optimism, pessimism, anger, frustration, happiness, not a good feeling I wish it would go away

>>63491903
It's okay pal. Pick a czech qt next time. At least what you had was honest. You are from the west and probably handsome too, so plenty of fish in the sea.

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>90% of posts ITT consist of crying and complaining

Wew lads
Did you forget this is about having fun?

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>>63492723
This is czechbro
zero views since the last time I posted

>>63492772
Are you still using that picture where you look like you want to punch someone

>>63492688
Thaanks man, doing Edward 40oz hands didn't help anything, can't comprehend what's happening. Just in the moment feels like I won't find a better girl than her but in reality I never even met her lmao

>>63492723
Well, I had fun

>>63492872
that's how I always look but yeah
>>63492918
You will. Give it time :)

>>63492723
Usually around this time is when the threads become /sad pals/

>>63492723
People who aren't crying and complaining are messaging qts.

>>63492723
This is ironic since I will complain a bit too:

It's so annoying when 3/4s of the spergs are complaining about getting no views and no response to their pms, but when you try to help they refuse to listen and improve their profiles and pms.

>>63493165
I'm looking at you, you fucking retard! It was fun the first time you told how terrible your profile was and how few views you got, but now you are saying you haven't even bothered changing your terrible picture and still you are here fucking complaining?! How many chromosomes do you fucking have?!
Either listen to the advice you get or stop posting the same fucking post over and over as it is not fucking funny anymore you mongoloid dickshit.

If that stupid Swedish homosex who complains about not getting qts when he only messages Italian qts and only send them "hi" is here too, the rant over is for you too you fucking pudding.

We're all spergs, but at least try to get qts or keks, fuck.

>>63493908
>inb4 wew lad

>>63493908
Hey, I'm gonna take a better picture as soon as I go to the city. I remembered your advice.

>>63493908
Also I posted some yesterday but everyone said they weren't any better so I kept it for now.

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German Autist from last year's threads reporting back
polish qt going to visit in under 3 weeks
I just wanted to thank everyone on here for giving me this one opportunity at love. Thanks guys.
Pic related sorta looks like her, not going to post irl pics for obvious reasons.

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>>63494013
>>63494041
That's it. I quit.

>>63494093
I'm sorry but come on what did I do wrong

>>63494070
Congrats!

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>>63493908
>mfw posting some Norwegian girl that I couldn't imagine living up there with all the cold and darkness
>mfw she gets a bit mad and writes a long ass response about how Norway isn't as cold and barren as everyone thinks

keks are great.

>find new script that actually lets me filter by country/continent
>view only Europe (and Japan )
>tfw no longer getting viewed by hundreds of Thais, Indos and Turks
>tfw all these new Slav qts

I'm gonna make it lads

>>63494120
You thought Shia LaBeouf's JUST DO IT video was a meme and not actual advice, that is what you did (and still do) wrong.

>>63494253
She obviously isn't from here if she thinks Norway is more than that, so the keks are on you buddy ;^)

>>63494323
I'm not a photogenic person. It's not like I don't try, but most of my photo taking attempts end up like this.

https://www.imgur.com/hRuWXyL

>>63494520
Find a cute animal (or baby) and play with it in the picture.

>>63494756
My man! Where is she from?

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>>63494520
It's getting a bit better. What about taking one on the ground floor instead of from your balcony, and from a 3/4 front view?

>>63494898
Bosniak in Denmark.

Jawbrah knows her.

>>63494937
So this is cp?

MODS!

>>63494934
Will try, thanks!

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How do you get japanese girls on this site?
They are less talkative than koreans and I figure that each of them have like 10 weeaboo orbiters already.
How do I stand out?

>>63494821
I have a cute doggo. Will try that too.

>>63495380
don't be a weeaboo

that is all

>>63495569
I'm not.
And thanks for the lame advice.

>>63495691
The ones who have been on Interpals long enough are probably not going to respond to you one way or another.

Thankfully I've been in contact with one for almost 7 months now.

>>63496017
reee it's not fair
I've contacted atleast over 50 girls so far but still no luck.

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>>63493908
>If that stupid Swedish homosex who complains about not getting qts when he only messages Italian qts and only send them "hi" is here too, the rant over is for you too you fucking pudding.

I only did that one time and I pretty much never write just "hi". Either way, when I talk to someone most of the time they will just lose interest or something.

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>First message, massive black Nigerian hambeast looking for a husband to not leeave Europe.
>Nothing rest of the day, yesterday
>Just got a message. Algerian guy. Chat a bit, he seems nice.
>Wants to go to Europe, be a free gay man.

Goddamned. Member for less than 48 hours and this is what I get?

>>63496298
Don't be desperate, Hans. That will get you nowhere.

Focus on yourself. Whenever I can't make new friends on IP I take a break and come back later.

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>>63492723
Every since I left this general is just a cesspool of shit and autism.

I was the legs of this general, and now when I'm gone this general is just a shadow of its former self.

>>63496719
Ehh I guess you are right.
How do you usually start your conversations? Most people just have lame shit written on their profiles so I don't know what to say.

>>63497157
Jawbrah shut up and post more food pals stuff with all that bland Scandinavian food you eat

>>63497753
I eat the same thing every day so it's not so fun to post it more than once

>>63497157
do people tell you that you look like eminem?

>>63497516
I have lame shit written on my profile yet I know how to start conversations good enough.

Always talk about what you have in common with someone, but don't force yourself through it, be natural about it.

Compliment (in an innocuous way) them too, not all women are the feminazi Tumblrinas who assume complimentation is rape. I can understand maybe in Germany they've tried to emasculate guys, they do the same here, thankfully, I just say what I want to say and as long as I'm being respectful, talking to girls is generally no slouch.

>>63496685
That's nothing... I only find qts qt if they are titcows and there are no titcows on the site.
/titpals/ when?

>>63497878
>I eat the same thing every day
Why don't you have some variety? Do you have ocd along with your autism?

>>63497926
Hmm I guess I can work with that. Thanks.
But if I write like this conversations usually die after a while.

>>63498131
>Implying Anton only had autism

>>63498236
Oh I know that dude has plenty wrong with him lol

>>63496298
I never contact girls, only view their profile. If they are interested they will message you.

The times I initiated and the actually replied, it died out pretty fast.

>>63498828
You should try qtcrawler. Also message them if they view you back, since that means they're almost definitely interested

>tfw talking to 6 Korean girls at once
What is going on lads? Why are all the qt girls who message me Korean?

>>63499682
How can they be interested just by viewing you back? This is interpals and not tinder you know :^)

>>63500158
I'd be pretty happy with that desu

/cp/ hogs all the Russian/Slavic qts so why not talk to someone else

>>63500330
>Russian/Slavic qts
ugh, I don't understand this.

I just can't bare to talk to Slavs, they disgust me. I never answer messages from Russians.

Because of my timezone, I find myself talking primarily to Asians, which is getting sorta boring now, but they're alright.

>>63500580
Am I the only who noticed virtually every Russian/Ukrainian/Belarussian girl that is even somewhat attractive has professionally made pictures on her profile? Reminds me of those galleries on the websites of whorehouses desu. No normal person has such pictures of herself.

>>63500688
Girls get them done every little bit for their VK

>>63500580
You're not alone desu.

Usually Eastern European girls are unbelievably easy in my experiences, they probably get a ton of orbiters from this general alone so that's why I've kind of not really bothered with them.

I usually talk to Asians or Latin Americans for qts, but I don't use this site just for that. I've been here forever and I have friends from around 16 or so countries totes.

>>63500688
Nah, this has been a thing forever.

>>63500688
I asked my Russian qts about this, I have a group chat with them to not waste time, and they told me every Russian girl has a hobby photographer friend that sometimes needs models for their portfolio. So the qts get the pictures for free, or maybe they give a bj for it or something.

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>>63497926
>do people tell you that you look like eminem?
Yep all the time desu, especially when I'm not wearing my cap

>>63498131
Because I'm autistic

I do vary a little bit though, between chicken and salmon and rice and sweet potato.
Also sometimes I make eggs and oats for breakfast instead of just doing a big pancake of eggs and oats.

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:^)

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rate me lads

pls no bully :3

>>63501130
Protip: If you can't grow a proper beard (can be as late as 25 for some people) it's always better to shave it off.

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>>63501130

>>63500237
It means they think your picture is cute.

>>63501130
Decent, look like you take care of your hygiene and have a somewhat decent sense of fashion

However, you'd look a lot better if you shaved that ugly ass facial hair and lost some weight

>>63492723
Have a >YOU

>>63501130
Brown eyes/10

>>63501180
I know but I look like a child after I have shaved

>>63501196
Windows 10 has pretty decent photo editing, it looks better than the original

>>63501286
I'm not really fat, I weigh 68kg

>>63501554
Anglo genes :(

>>63501603
>I'm not really fat, I weigh 68kg

I can guarantee that you're skinnyfat, I can see it on your cheeks and jaw.

THIS GUY HAS MORE TRAFFIC THAN I
https://www.interpals.net/dk-rasmus?utm_medium=pp-userthumb

FUCK

ME

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>>63502511
Confidence is the key and if your that curly hair guy you just look grumpy.
5/10 here I'm doing pretty good, slowed down views this week but 1/2 are qts that message me first.

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>>63503007
LITTERALY ME.
>pic related

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rate me

>>63503070
Pretty good/10

>>63503007
Yeah, I am. I'll try to smile more and then if you guys don't mind show you the pic.

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>>63503057
No one cared who I was till I became a meme

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I tried to use Howhot.io and this is what I got.

As a reminder, I'm 19

>>63503251
Ok addresing this. Do I have a long torso?
Also I love this and I use pastas often and they do work.

>>63503397
The picture makes it seem like it's long at least!

Why do all the actual hot qts turn out to be cunts and/or crazy
I really can't be bothered to suffer through their shit just to get some decent booty

>>63502511
You need to know which girls are interested in you. Only view those profiles. Don't waste time viewing asians if you're a nigger, don't waste time viewing Swedish girls if you're asian.

>>63496685
ariel winter is ugly af
there is nothing attractive about her except her breasts

>>63496685
>Ariel's tits
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

>>63507241
I'm eastern european, I live in Prague.
Literally no one wants czech lads, except for Czech Hunter.

>>63501196
what does that do?

>tfw black american goddess who messaged me first never replied to my message
end me

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my chinese qt want to call me to chat in chinese
it's barely been 24h since I knew her

>>63508785
Share her with the rest of us then?

>>63508849
I don't like Chinese people, their existence gives me heavy feels...

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>>63507450
She committed crimes against nature by having them reduced. I still would though. Just have to gag her for spouting sjw shit.

So as you guys advised, I took some pictures in the city center, I tried to make use of all you guys advices, 'cept I couldn't bring my dog. Could you guys please review them and tell me which one I should be using at
/Antekar?
https://imgur.com/a/TwQ1y

Thanks so much

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Saudi cuties with oilmonies on there? I will allow her to drive and shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-2nByd2cr4

>>63511162
Penultimate one or first one - also I was the anon that said to do that and I'm glad the pics turned out nice!

>>63494520
I am your neighbor
Prepare some lube tonight

>>63511162
I would chose the penultimate.

>>63503007
send me top left one pls

>>63509950
/Pouillot

>>63508849
lol i talked to the same rainy

girls are so silly (^w^)

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>>63511649
Si tu veux on inverse, perso c'est moi qui ai la flemme de lui répondre ...

And by the way, 2 days to D-day lads.

>>63511614
Why should I hans.

>>63511614
Actually I will for german peiple here.
/Nataaly

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>>63511282
They have! Thank you!
>>63511467
This one then?

>>63512204
>>63512326
dicks out for harambe
thanks, faм

>tfw qt sent you birthday present
now i have to actually read a book for once

>>63512378
Yes, that one.

>>63512384
>>63512326
ayyy, what. That's not the same

>>63512378
Damn, do you live in Prague? mad jelly

>>63512456
/Annelkonn
Real one here hans
> :^3

>>63512456
I do and you should be :P I was in Heidelberg for a month last year. Beautiful.

>>63512378
Looking good that should get more attention

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>>63512512
You look great in the picture.

>>63512593
>>63512595
Thanks lol

>>63512512
I've been to Prague with friends in some kickass airbnb earlier this year. Seriously the best city I have ever visited.
Beautiful architecture, awesome & cheap food + beer. Although the girls were kinda lacking, I expected more.

>>63512508
Why you lyin', jack?

>>63512724
That one is legit though.

>>63512754
"This user does not exist or the account has been deleted."

I don't think so, bruh

>>63512682
You probably saw too many tourists :P

>>63512857
https://www.interpals.net/AnneIkonn?utm_medium=pp-userthumb
Little honky bitch ;:^)

https://www.interpals.net/Antekar
Here it is senpai
is the alingment right?

>>63512904
true. Sadly, the clubs were 90% tourists.

>>63513109
That ususally is so. Czechs rarely go to clubs, we tend to be introverted.

>>63513150
I got a different impression from the czechs I talked to. I think it was because we went to the clubs on Saturday, Sunday and Monday. Non-tourists have work the next day..

All the bars were brutally packed though, it was hard to find something that wasn't overcrowded.

>>63513067
>16
>oh

thx anyway, pal

>>63513390
Is that so?
Well, I probably judge by myself and my friends too much

>>63513635
at least the bar scene is seems popular.

What else would you expect form a society that runs on beer? :^)

>>63513714
Bars definitely, haha.

>Find Spanish speaking qt in Murrica
>Post "wtf i hate trump now" on her wall/picture
>?????
>Profit

Jesus, how does this guy get this much attention for a picture of a cat? https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=608075439705260032&uid=559579258791677952&aid=5367804

>>63514210
A glitch or bug.

>>63514245
His wall if full of people too, though

>>63514294
Because I'm Norwegian, sorry breh

>>63514210
script?

>>63513150
>That ususally is so. Czechs rarely go to clubs, we tend to be introverted.
LOL
What planet are you from?

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CLAYTON I SUMMON THEE. GIVE THIS MAN
>>63514210 A THUMBS UP FOR JOINING THE /CP/ CLUB

>>63514414
Even if I'm a sperg I have this thing for raves, is Prague (or some less touristy city) any good for that?

>>63514515
TAKE MY MANA!

CLAYTON GIVE CZECHBRO SOME OF YOUR QT MOJO

>>63512378
that is one handsome guy now
i hope you have some luck now

>>63514674
>>63514640
>>63514515
No views outside this thread yet, but you guys are giving me hope. Thanks so much

Rate my profile pls

https://www.interpals.net/Muhajabah

>>63514813
Why are you doing this to me
now she has my view on her profile
goddamit man.

>>63508849
I wish someone would do this for me but in French.

>>63512378
Before I expanded this photo, I thought it was a semi attractive girl.

>>63508849
>抱歉 我沒有明白你最後一句話的意思
kek

>>63512409
What book my Jew friend?

>>63503070
annoying faggot/10

>>63515120
Semi attractive?
You flatterer

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A qt told me I was very cute.

I-it's a f-fake profile right lads?

>>63515163
I just ram pinyin in my keyboard and hope it makes sense.
Also, thank god Wechat has built in translate

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>>63514207
Rolling

>>63511649
You know that girl posts ITT right?

>>63515541
made me lol

>>63515761
Does she still come here?

>>63515333

Help me lads, how do I not screw this up?

>>63511649
Better black qts than that over there tbqh, you should check out UK too if you are into THIQQ

>>63515883
Just be yourself

>>63515796
Yeah she was here last week anyway

>>63515947
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

Gonna go to bed soon, let's see if I get anymore views tomorrow.
Thanks a lot guys :)

>>63515956
>>63515796
>>63515761

Guys I'm flattered but please don't talk about me. If you want to talk, send me a message and we'll see if I respond :)

Today was a good day, I got 82 views out of nowhere and started some conversations asking for book recommendations and all the qts online responded.
Being online all day and uploading photos of the cities I visited seem to help a lot.

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>>63517295
Good for you, I'm talking to a bunch of 16 year olds. Changing profile really does wonders

>>63515956
Did she lose weight? She doesn't look as THIQQ as she used to

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>>>/adv/

Fuck off normie scum. Sage & hide.

>>63516923
pls respond

I get very few views and no messages
what am I doing wrong (besides being ugly)

>>63518179
are you that chubby chaser?

>>63518240
I'm probably not who you think I am
I do like T H I C C though

>>63490479
Trust me I know man, the first girl I met like that on IP was Russian, we were supposed to meet in Italy but she couldn't go, then we fell off over the last year. Sucks never meeting them.

>>63517295
it's been so long since someone last viewed me that it doesn't even show that "You've been viewed X times in the last Y" box anymore

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>>63514515 (You)
Heh heh. Look's like I got to bring out the big guns.

Yet, thou serves with thine eyes clouded in qt's.
Thou, bound in the cage of California. I am he who command those chains. Clayton bringer of smug face face and shepard of qt's I SUMMON YOU.

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>mfw qts all of a sudden switching from english to their own language and writing me stuff that I can't understand a single word off

but why

Yo guys I have a general question for you.

Is it worth giving up everything, and putting full focus into a career if it could potentially safe your life? Even if that means you'll be in a ton of debt, and alone for a long time?

>>63518289
Wanna share some THIQQs you don't talk to anymore?

>>63519467
I don't understand

>>63519619
I don't have any pics
nobody talks to me on interpals
I am alone

>>63519667

basically, there isn't very much that interests me, and I don't really have many reasons to live. but, there is one job that I've always wanted to do, and it would keep me focused. But if I pursue it, it would put me in deep debt, and I would be alone because no time for QTs, and QTs don't like broke bastards like I would be.

Should I go for the job?

>>63519467
Rephrase the question better boi.

>>63519695
Uri whatever you do
you must be doing it terribly wrong
girls should be writing you on that site

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>>63519884
but they aren't

>>63519810
How can a job put you in deep debt? Is it musician or something?

>>63519467
Go for it. But if you risk a ton of debt better make it count. Failure is not an option.

>>63519810
Whats the job? If you have nothing else to live for go for it or get tons of loans and take money to third world shithole and live like a king.

>>63519932
Is your picture shit?
Is your profile shit?
Are you not either viewing profiles or writing girls?

>>63519810
you should stop trying to delegate your choice responsibility to strangers

i would personally pursue the job, also having a gf is rather related to your behaviour than to how much money you have currently

>>63520033
how do I make my profile and picture not shit?

>>63514551
Yes

>>63520067
Do you want qts?

>>63519943
>>63519962
>>63520011

Airline Pilot. The training costs $80,000 and in the US, airline pilots start off making Jack shit for pay. I'd be making $20,000 LESS than I currently make a year. Plus be deep in debt.

Also, the reasons for this is not related to QTs. I just feel worthless in general.

>>63520062

I don't have many other to talk to Tbh.. And /CP/ is kind of a community. Even tho you all have stressed me out in the past.

>>63520152
yes
precisely middle eastern qts

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>>63520232
look out of the window

>>63520185
The formation was at about $50k iirc.
If you don't want to lose your current job and only want to fly, you can start off with that new tourism license at $5k they made a couple years ago. The one you can fly with one passenger to get used to it.

>>63508849
>tfw speak mandarin and study canto
>HK girls literally orgasm as soon as they realize i know some canto

holy shit russian qts are so fcking qt and so nice to talk to

>>63520185
Do this >>63520318 also you should be gratefull that you've been given pretty sweet paying job just get a fucking hobby or go to eastern europe and go look for a wife. Fuck sakes m8 don't waste your life wallowing in pity.

>>63520185
If you are good you can hop over to another cuntry and work for them. A guy I know worked for Lionair in Asia and he skipped over to UAE airlines for less hours, double the pay, better living arrangements and insurance.

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>mfw we write fucking novels to each other

>>63520660
>tfw do this with a chinese girl but there's no hope for us to ever date

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Holy shit lads I did it.

I had a legit nice conversation with an insanely cute girl. She even called me cute in the beginning. We talked about music from each others countries. She seemed actually interested in me for the first time on this site, sent lots of smileys. This is too good to be true. Thanks to all the lads on here ;)))

>>63520318
>>63520489

I don't like my job though. And I don't ever want to get married. So what's the point of even living?

>>63520655

Really? So as a American, I could work for like KLM or British Airways?

>All these alternative girls who say they feel like a gypsy, as if that's a good thing

>>63521250
If you're suicidal like this they definitely won't let you become an airline pilot especially after that German pilot killed all of those people.

>>63521015
We're all going to make it Ahmed

>>63521572

I would never do anything to harm innocent people. The German Wings pilot was actually completely fucked in the head. There is a huge difference

>>63521616
Still though if they see any sign of mental illness no one will hire you even if you only want to kill just yourself.

>>63521250
Suicide is a selfish decision , why give a temporary problem like depression a permanent solution such as death. If you do that you'll burn in hellfire for all eternity and imagine all the people you'll affect you fuck. Don't be another persons burden.

>>63521678

Well, they wouldn't see any sign. I work a job doing Armed Secuirty for the government. it's my job to protect people. yeah I have a lot of shit on my mind. But I would never take it out on others.

>>63521714
How do you know death is permanent and depression temporary

>>63521714

What do you mean? How would I be a burden for anyone else?

>>63521616
he wasn't the first case btw https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_by_pilot#By_pilots_in_control_of_whole_flight

either way you should hide you being suicidal

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>>63521587

>Arabs who have 10 different photos
>None of them are actual photos of the person behind the account
So fucking cancerous

>>63521285
As far as I know, and that is that one guy plus someone I now no longer speak to, you can get asked or try with better airlines elsewhere. Just like any job.

If you have a masters in economics, you may get hired by some dump if you suck but if you are extremely good Goldman-Sachs will hire you. Why would it be any different for pilots?

Downside is KLM may station you in Copenhagen, or Lufthansa may tell you your homebase is Moscow from now on. So then you move, and that is it. That is simply the job. If you do not like it, do not do it.

>>63521776
I had depression and even wanted to murder my mother for having my brothers beat me up daily for not spying on my father when i went to his house .Now I'm pretty happy and I forgive her her and I'm living the best as I can for the people that couldn't.
>>63521799
Financial and emotional burden for family.

>>63521840

Obviously.

but you guys don't get what I meant. I think flying would give me a passion. Something I can work in and make a real career out of. To keep my mind occupied. That's why I think it would help me mentally. Just I'd be broke as fuck for a long time..

>>63521714
literally nothing matters, you live a few scores of years and die anyway and you don't exist any more forever, what's your life against even a pitiful million years? and what do your efforts mean against it?

>>63521913
Also like a 1/4 of family was raped and they trie to move forward with their lives.

This thread suddenly turned into "My Twisted Life: The Blogpost" by Anon.

>>63521913

>financial and emotional burden for family

I'm not close to anyone in my family. I also have no debts. And I have assets and a chunk in savings. So financially, my mother would gain.

>>63522024

sorry. Just you guys are cooler to talk to than shitty ass /adv/

>>63522032
Then why dont you go find a purpose you self-pity loving ass. If you have money use it to example
>Find a hobby.
>Learn a skill.
>Travel.
>Volunteer.
>Sponsor a priest.
>Go on sex tourism.
>Give people in the thread steam games.
>Look for qts.
>LITTERALY ANYTHING ELSE.
Why do you feel the need to kill your self other than I hate my job and
>Tfw no purpose.
You have it good. My own mother sold my grandma's trailer right under her and and lost it all at the casino and sent her to her sons home where he physically abused her and threw her down a stairs and gave her black eyes. She lost her brain function and is living in a hospice. Don't even fucking complain about your 1st world problems you fucking piece of shit. If you thinking of still doimg it I hope you fucking burn In hell with Lucifer .

>>63521940
Then go for it bud. It wouldn't matter if you're broke as long as you're doing what you love.

>>63522357
>Sponsor a priest
wtf

>>63522357

Look, I'm not saying I have it worse than anyone else. I know there are people way worse off. But I still just don't see what those things you listed will do for me. I do travel, I do volunteer sometimes, stuff like that. But it doesn't give me purpose.

>>63522398
http://vladmission.org
Help a man join priesthood.

>>63522395

Thanks anon

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>me posting rant in thread.
Ok now how about them qt's.

>>63521853
Det gjor ikke det, vet du :^)

>>63522646

Are Ukrainian QTs good?

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>tfw korean qt you met broke your heart
>tfw never going back to intershit again

>>63522716
se >>63521015
:^)

>>63522795
1, 2, 3, 4
Knock the chink lover to the floor

>>63522741
There really nice would recommend.

Hey guys. Autismo here. What do I message people?

>>63522828
Som alle sötpajar slutter hun å svare om noen dager

Alt går til Helvete, alltid :^)

>>63522950
try be interesting, make a joke about their name, poke fun at something in their profile, if they get angry, move on, find a qt who you can banter with

>>63522950

Ask how the weather is. It's gotten me a great friend. As well as 2 other side QTS

Make sure to put a :) girls love those

>>63522877
>>63522877
;^)
(You)

>>63523005
>find an aussie qt
>"oi m8 wassup ya cunt"
>"oi, not much ya merican fuck, 'struth"

>>63514515
>>63518517

im sorry I dont understand what do you guys want? Or what does this have to do with me? Thanks

>>63522969
Hon är inte som någon jag har träffat, hon verkar faktiskt gilla mig. Varför vet jag ej.

>>63523181
shut the fuck up sperg

>>63521940
Yeah bro top dog man

>>63523181
We have a new guy who is starting to hunt cuties now, and they want you to wish him good luck.

>>63523239
I still dont know what a sperg means, but if you have to make fun or try to act cool on the internet your obviously much better than I am. Ill try to watch my it next time

>>63523398
umm good luck I guess? Shouldnt you probably ask that canadian guy that go ta lot of girls? Or what about that swedish guy that just acts to get girls. They probably know more about it than I do.

>>63523463
They don't... You are The Chosen One Clayti-Won, the one who will restore the qt balance. The prophecy tells that there will be a Chad who is also a sperg, and with him qts will also see that spergs may be Chads... You are that Chad who will show them

>>63523723
ha i dunno. What happened to that guy, i thought he was from canada? The one that found the cute girl, and then her mom was actually super hot. He posted pics of her. I dunno I though that was pretty awesome. Wish I could meet that mom, i dont even like older women but damn fuck me...

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>>63523723
The Chad that was promised...

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My meme magic summoned him.
>>63524080
I just wanted you to post a thumbs up clay . :^)

anybody have successful experiences with a milf?

>>63522950
Just write this
>"ayy gurl are u a beaver cus dam"
works every time on girls that have decent english skills

>>63524080
>i dont even like older women
We know, you message 15 year olds

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Why am I getting so many men??? Get out REEEEEEEEE

>>63527200

That guy in the bottom right wants you bro

>>63526723
can you even message 15 year olds on interpals? I thought theres a age thing. Maybe they messaged me. Sounds like you have a problem, are you one of my stalkers or something?

>>63528779
16 and above can't message anyone 15 and under. I know this senpai.

I ove my main qt bros but I can't stop thinking about my Italian no matter how hard I try focus on this other girl, and I really want to bang my yank, and I can't stop collecting Latinas. This site is making me shit at monogamy, what do lads?

>>63527200
Bemytranslator is pretty qt...n...no homo

>>63528779
No it's just that we see you commenting on every girl's photo we click on you horny old goat

>>63527200
That's a really white arab

>>63528910
ya so how would I?

>>63528911
Oh ya do I? Have I ever asked them for anything sexual like most you guys? Asked for nudes etc? Id love to see that.

>>63529058
I didn't say you you did clay.

>>63529058
Calm it down mate, your American is showing. Handle the bants

/Vodkah
Is this one of you fucks?

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>>63529058
>>63529158
Pic related? We all try to do bantz clay ;:^)

i cant get lewd with a girl to save my life desu

>>63529213
yeah its me kek

>>63529701
>/Vodkah
i'd fug u desu

>>63529853
i was trolled by her (?) too desu seampaitachi

>>63494255
share scrib

>>63520320
Are you white?

Not a single view since I last posted senpai

Well, at least now I can say I have done all I could. I'd better spam some more people I suppose.

>trying to hit on girls who don't speak English

This is a lot harder than I was expecting

>>63532593
Assuming everyone shall speak your native language even when they don't is kinda self centered

>>63532624
Is google translate-tier conversing more effective? I can't speak anything other than English, and maybe some Spanish.

>>63532645
Idk but it's your best bet.

>>63532645
>>63532681
I should probably stress I'm the guy who got absolutely no views on his profile, so I'm not really experienced.

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Is this legit? She made her account like an hour ago.
Has anyone heard of fatemeet? Am I gonna get scammed or lose my kidney?

>>63533358
What country? I'd ditch anyway desu nothing is going to come out of it with so low a level of English - she's obviously using Google translate or something

>>63533805
Don't really wanna give that away since it would make it fairly easy to find me, and I prefer anonymity on an anonymous kiwi sheep breeding forum. It is in Asia though.
But you're probably right. And creating an account and immediately asking to talk with me on something I've never heard of is raising red flags.

>>63532171
do you view other profiles? I'm pretty sure only chad thundercock from tier A country gets spontaneous views from qts. I only got a handful of views from russian guys and disfigured third world girls, but if i view qt profiles myself, and message them when they view back, the success rate is not too bad.

>>63534550
I do, they don't view back though. I don't get responses to messages either, even if I try to initiate with common interests. I'll keep trying.

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>>63534550
Also, +1 for Chad Thundercock

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YODA LIVES

>>63533939
Mate it really wouldn't, even if it's Macau the amount of detective work we'd have to put into finding you is pretty next level. Especially when I could just post a fake account here and see you appear on my recently viewed list ;)

But ok assuming it's East Asia, if it's Hong Kong, Taiwan or China ditch - not because it's too suspicious but because if it's China she's not going to be worth it anyways. Japan or Korea you're probably fine but my God that level of English makes it impossible and there are literally thousands of better East azn qts out there for you.

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>wake up
>qt from last night was not a dream

>>63535496
I had a dream I went to some weird gambling thing and I won a trip to Australia. Was gutted when I woke up