M-m-m-m-aaghreb wahid !!1 edition
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>>60292965
>>60301794
no balt
>>60301794
second for our beloved mother.
You're all autistic we wuz posters, butthurt, men pretending to be women, gays, and Moroccan J*ws desu
real music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdpQ11Af_ug
>Jazaeeriing are too bootyblasted to post
>>60301933
kawaii
A classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOcrInZXPqM
>>60301951
Said the king of pop poster
>>60301980
let' sommon them
>>60302092
Oh my god
I finally understood what you meant by that lol
I was like what's a pop poster
>>60301951
RARE KHAOULA
>>60302105
>>60302164
i saw it, i just don't want to reply
>>60302236
tab kos o5tak
>>60302186
it's working keep em coming lad
>>60302165
>>60302165
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>>60302255
تعبان
تعبان من السب
تعبان من النقاش العقيم
تعبان من السخافة
تعبان......من كس اختك
>>60302331
You don't need to bait'em
they can here all alone :^)
>>60302442
algeria and Morocco monkeys fighting while /mena/ puts bets.jpg
>>60302537
I like how you capitalized Morocco
Luv u
>>60302346
my morroccanfu and you?
*glomp*
>>60302537
surprised how you still have access to internet
>>60302608
>>60302599
>>60302442
>>60302331
>>60302186
>>60302105
>>60302105
>>60301980
>https://books.google.fr/books?id=SdhcAzhkXEkC&pg=PA106&lpg=PA106&dq=morocco+locusts+eat&source=bl&ots=o4lzcXVdw3&sig=aX9R4YqwqDtAX1_SV2oVCX4H3N4&hl=fr&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwinlP_MnozNAhWME5oKHX4VCw44ChDoAQhRMAo#v=onepage&q=morocco%20locusts%20eat&f=false
>Locusts are esteemed a great delicacy
HAHAHAHA
>>60302608
Iraq idn't that bad
c'mon
>>60302686
>morocco locust eat
>being this desperate
Do I have to remind you eat locusts ?
>>60302768
That's standard google searching.
>>60302810
>Get triggered by watermelons and gives an irrelevant doc
Truly Jazaeeri
>>60302365
fyi i dont think our govt or military or intelligence are good guys either
تعبت من سلتان اردوغان
تعبت من اكراد الخرا اللي يتكاثرو مثل الخنازير
تعبت من السوريين والمتطرفين والمتخلفين يدخلو وطني كل يوم
تعبت من سياسات الاتحاد الاوروبي
وتعبت من كس اخت الإمام الثاني عشر
playing assassin's creed again lads
is damascus map accurate?
>>60302921
shhhhhhh *hugs*
>>60302890
I gave you your (You)d that's already a lot, can't be arsed to do more.
sup bros
>>60303025
not this farting shit again
>>60303067
That took you a while to think out
>>60303068
wow hello yemen
i hope you're not a proxy
>>60303193
3 sec is a while in moroccan-education-speak I guess
>>60303068
houthi or sunni?
>>60303083
>>60303068
nice
>>60303231
>3 seconds
uh no
>Time having to do anything with education
>>60302537
It's fucking cringe worthy especially when the Moroccans are forcing it this hard
>>60303241
Houthi isn't a religious affiliation desu senpai
>>60302607
*glomps back* (._. )
>>60303329
>puting your fagish flag on the lest nigger monkey
wew lad
>>60303400
I'm not the one who made this you insecure little bitch
>>60303347
مش فارقة عندي يا ابن الاسهال
>>60303329
So how would you describe the taste of mlokhia? Is it like any other existing food?
My mom made it one time when I was a kid, but I was so revolted by its appearance that I didn't bother to taste.
>>60303329
>Forced
When el algeriANOs start shiling and bullshitting us it's much, much, much more forced
>>60303461
>insecure
LOOK WHO'S TALKING
>>60303407
MEEEEM XDDDD
>>60303464
Why are you so rude all the time
>>60303504
Like i said the meat with a bit of sauce is nice but the sauce itself tastes fucking horrible
>>60303461
>using reaction imgs you didn't make
wtf is wrong with you
>>60303521
:DDDDDD
>>60303572
I was speaking about the sauce, since mlokhia is the herb right?
> itself tastes fucking horrible
but that's doesn't tell me anything about how it tates. I'm curious to taste it desu
>>60303622
Theft is in my blood
>>60303659
Just try it desu, i couldn't describe exactly how it tastes specifically since it's been ages since i last had some
>>60303624
>>60303553
i was kicked in the head as an infant
>>60303659
you know , i can smuggle some mloukhya to your cunt if you want it, you make yourself look bad asking about how mloukhya tastes
>>60303735
>Theft is in my blood
nice, nice, nice
I can't keep with the shitposting ITT
calm your man tits
>>60303818
NO BRAKES ON THE BANTER TRAIN
>>60303659
What is moloukhia made of anyway ?
>>60303742
Who is this pls i need to know
>>60303741
good shit
got added by a drop dead hot doctor on fb, what does she want she's so above my league in everything
why can't people just leave me bee
>>60303848
Dis me
>>60303848
my ex
why
>>60303933
>still hasn't posted her
I see meaningless shitposting here. Decided to join
>>60303933
>posts on a chinese cartoon appropriation board
>admits the fact that he browses kikebook
Reeeeee
Closeted Normies
>>60303933
i got added by a diaspora cougar aged 35+ last week, the super attentionwhore kind judging by her photos. had no idea how to react just accepted her but im psure shes trouble
>>60303995
kardesim bir iki yunan-turk ve ya kürt memesi yapistirsana
>>60303978
Why you gotta lie
>>60303995
Make yourself comfortable :D
>>60303995
this general does NOT tolerate racism and bigotry
the fascist states of ISRAEL and TURKEY must stop their oppression of the ARAB and KURDISH peoples AT ONCE
>>60303995
welcome roach
>>60303988
>wants me to dox myself
>>60304048
yeah i just went for the silence too i don't have a chance with her in 3000 years
>>60304048
onward to trouble
>>60304083
geliyor
>>60303793
There is mlokhia in both Algeria and france. I don't know how to cook it.
Tunisian annd Egyptian mlokhia (jute) is not what Moroccan mlokhia (gombo/okra). I already tried the tajin of gombos.
>>60303847
It's powdered jute
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corchorus_capsularis
Then the powder simmers in water with spices and meat to become that green sauce.
>>60303933
>accept friendship
>attentively like her shitty "ramadan mubarak" posts for 5 years
>work hard to become a better man and lay her
>"hot doctor is in a relationship"
>kys
>>60304097
>>60304097
Why care about palis when you can side with the strongest race though (leaked KDP plans)
>>60303995
gib Anzu gf
>>60303933
you should let her examine your penis if you catch my sexual innuendo
>>60304119
you do kinda no matter how out of your league she is and u know it. just pretend to be a sophisticated prodigy genious. if you wanna be yolo straight up ask her why she added you right now 50/50 chance of success post reply also
the thing is if women add you and they don't know you i can guarantee you they want you to write to them
also my cougar is, judging by her pictures, a narcissist and probably a total psycho. it's more that i'm afraid she'll castrate me and not so much a league thing
>>60304240
KYS
>>60304161
>there is mloukhia in both Algeria and france
>ALGERIA
>AAAALLLLGGGEEEERIIIIIIIAAAAA
yeah right
>>60304097
now that you mention it, why do you expose your feelings here, make yourself vulnerable and seek approval?
you realize a big chunk of people here got indoctrinated that your kind are literal pigs, as stated in the quran and pray for your genocide every Friday prayer live feed from the main mecca mosque
grow a pair you sissy beta shit
>>60304189
a quick spin in her profile says she's a fedora
>>60304161
why would anyone normal voluntarily eat m****k**a (a.k.a what people ate when they were under siege and had to boil carpet dust for dinner)?
>>60304160
>>60304225
LOL
abi helal olsun koca yarragina saglik
>>60303995
Welcome
>>60304104
how rude
>>60304161
Ah, thx
>>60304233
Greater Morocco > Kurdistan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Neo-Israel
>>60304300
Yup my mom already cooked it. just didn't bother to taste.
>>60304311
>Arabs
>Normal
pick one
>>60304161
wrong variety
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corchorus_olitorius
>>60304304
everybody here is a faggot or some other sort of degenerate that would probably get beheaded if the shariah police found out about them
It's not like I'm posting on ummah.net
>تيجي بسرعة
>deshi basara
>tiji bsr3a
lmao those persi cucks cant even pronounce their bull's alphabet
>>60304251
nah need alone time
fuck everyone and everything
>>60304386
i'm talking that Caribbean shit specifically
it's so cringy how she wiped the floor with your nose and you enjoyed it like a masochist piece of shit
>>60304470
will you share a photo of her
>>60304304
if it's THAT quick a spin it might be a problem, the last thing you need is some depressive, vocal too-smart-for-y'all fedora around
>>60304470
she's whiter than me so she can insult me if she wants
>>60304566
Stop with whiter meme and grow some balls
>>60304591
>>60304514
no
like i said i don't wanna get doxxed
>>60304517
shut up
>>60304566
you disgust me
my stomach is literally turning from the idea of your existence
don't reply to me until you grow balls
>>60304566
mate what is it with you
do you think women are saints
they are filthy creatures just like you
either your dick is talking for you or you need to see a psychiatrist
>>60304626
you crave for some racist jew memes dont you?
>>60304718
post some more
>>60304673
jesus christ do I have to put (I AM CURRENTLY EMPLOYING SARCASTIC HUMOR IN MY POST) before every sentence I type so retards like you can understand them?
>>60304640
wtf dude :---DD we can arrange something just you and me somewhere where you cant get doxxed. and ill share pics of the cougar
>>60304640
t. attracted to women's feet because of repressed inferiority complex
>>60304777
what makes you think that i wasn't just ironically replying to your irony :DD
but seriously tho you are a fucking wreck
>>60304718
EFSO
>>60304718
>>60304787
just don't.
>>60304822
actually i'm very dominant
>>60304978
why man you dont trust me?
>>60305049
it's not you, it's me
don't be sad t's over, be happy it happened
>>60305150
hey man whats the worst that can happen if i did doxx you btw how long did you say it took from turkey through isis territory to baghdad?
>>60305215
i don't even know your first name this is creepy
>>60305333
you'll know it once i find you
>>60305385
stop.
>>60305493
https://youtu.be/KmzHu0yOGz0?t=25
>>60305538
you killed the thread
they're all sensitive sissy weebs who can't handle this spoopyness
>>60305648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOAkc32dfZ4
Just watched zootopia
I want to fuck the bunny
>>60305691
good, fucking manlet betafaggots should hang
>>60305708
>Mosh pit
>not playing Thrash
>shiggy diggy
>>60305708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cHRlezEqHw
good night.
>>60305747
no
that's not a desired reaction
yup definitely not healthy
>>60305875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQo1M3PSeVk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPZjVRxbYF8&ab_channel=daretelayam
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>60305904
nn
>>60305919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIi8Ki3TT4c
Hey guys! How are you spending your friday night?
>>60306087
A lot of fapping and self loathing
>>60306087
SAVED
>>60306200
>being this new
>>60305944
go fuck yourself, beating germany at the WC was the greatest achievement of independent algeria, who gives a shit about fucking arabs (jews included)
>>60306220
>being this much of a faggot
>>60306252
How edgy
>>60306226
you're an annoying dick your mum didn't give you enough tree7a
>>60306146
Sounds normal to me. I wish I had some arguilleh to smoke while I shitpost and watch animu tonight
>>60306331
>Tree7a
That's less intimidating than Slikh
>>60306346
>arguilleh
ew
>>60306087
>>60306392
hurka durka hurka durka
>>60306483
Nice Tunisian imitation
>>60306392
It's good though! Especially if it's light on the flavor and doesn't burn quickly
>>60306403
>newdarksoulsboss.jpg
>>60306331
I still didn't turn out to be a faggot
>>60306528
hello you are whiter than me and you are a blue eyed levantine angel can I be your slave
>>60306517
Abaaoud sure was tunisian
>>60306542
the less we share in common the better little kharia
>>60306638
I can't respond to this
meme overload
Trance music is like unscrewing your ears off and letting them float around in heaven while still attached to your body which remains in the physical realm
Can't wait till I return to normiehood desu
>>60306528
i call him spidernigger
glomp yourselves you filthy ar*bs
>>60307088
w-w-w-ill do
>>60306346
>watch animu tonight
what animu
>>60307036
It looks much better than regular niggers that's for sure
>>60307155
Not sure, testing out a few before I stick to one to binge watch
Finding it difficult to find something that keeps me entertained throughout the whole series
Suggestions? I'm kinda in the mood for moe shit
>>60307379
Yahari Ore no Seishun Love Come wa Machigatteiru is nice, moe and r9kish
I'm mostly into mango though, most aren't adapted in Anime
>>60307379
bleach
>>60307546
I tried watching a few eps of that show and the MC annoyed the fuck out of me. So did the president of the club he is in
They act like such special snowflakes when in reality they are just regular jaded fucks. Anime is meant as escape, not something that reminds me of myself
>>60307655
Watamote is a good anime but bleach is shit. Please have better taste
>>60307759
pokemon animated series
>>60304771
>>60307759
>They act like such special snowflakes when in reality they are just regular jaded fucks.
The president is the regular le cold calcucating beauty meme yeah which is annoying yeah, MC is fine though a bit too pessimistic
>Anime is meant as escape, not something that reminds me of myself
If you want power fantasies i can only recommend Seinen and Shonen like Parasyte or Berserk.
Rest of the moe stuff i know is mango only
>talking on 7cupsoftea
>my listener is a paki
>>60307992
Imagine his face when you told him you were a fucking kike
>>60307992
what is 7cupsoftea?
>>60307984
>berserk
>power fantasy
Almost dying everytime you get in a fite isn't what I would call a power fantasy
>>60307992
isn't that like a therapy site
>>60307984
I loved parasyte. It's not really the power fantasy but more fantasizing about having a qt daughter...
>>60307972
>>60308087
:3 I want kids so bad
daughteru would be nice
>>60308066
True, i honestly wouldn't want to be Guts because he's had such a shitty life but the fights are pretty power fantasy tier, the rage moments especially
>>60308087
What a shit fantasy
>>60307379
you deal with a lot of niggers?
>>60308370
>60308370
Farsi or Ar*bic? Which language should I learn?
>>60308696
Arabic is one of the largest languages in the world, like within the top 5
Farsi is used only in Iran (fags), Afghanistan (lol) and Tajikistan (lol)
The fuck do you think
>>60308696
Besides Portuguese has heavy Arabic influence so you'll figure some things out easily
Açúcar=al-sukr
>>60308370
Everywhere I go I have to deal with their incompetency to provide the most basic of services and to have normal conversation without their racism towards me
>>60308165
Me too. I'd rather not deal with the baby stage but once they reach 4-5 years old they become super qt
>>60308243
You're a shit fantasy
>>60308165
>>60308832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RQMVKcNgFw
>tfw no daughter
>>60309001
>le crocodil
and her eyes bug out
<3333
actually the paki on 7cupsoftea is pretty nice
he/she is actually kind of helpful and kind
>tfw no paki gf
>>60309001
>>60309079
Children speaking french has to be the cutest thing. Japanese also has that effect of making them sound even cuter
I love how when they tell stories, it quickly starts to lose the initial plot of the story and go into something incredibly fantastical haha
i just came back from a mexican place
AMA reddi- i mean /me/!!
>>60309148
>tfw had paki gf a few years ago
>she'd never kissed anyone before me
>cook so much delicious food
>loved j-horror
>waifu quality
>genuinely considered proposing
>scared
>school year's over and she has to go back to lahore
>haven't contacted her since, too hurt
I could have a cute coffee colored daughter right now
>>60309278
>/me/
>>60309278
There's mexican restaraunts in Kuwait?!
Guys I'm shocked, I wanted to try a new pizzeria so I called to make my order, it is occupied...
Then the guy called me back! He was polite on top of that.
Am I dreaming? I'm starting to have hope in tunisia again!
>>60309347
>lives in tunisia
>doesn't eat exclusively high quality couscous
wtf pham
>>60309325
yes!! and i had braised beef tacos that were slowly cooked to perfection!!
>>60309294
>he doesnt remember the days where it was called /me/
pleb...
>>60309414
>lives in Switzerland
>doesn't eat exclusively Neuchâtel
You're even worse senpai
>>60309451
Dude that blows my fucking mind
Was it staffed by Mexicans? Are there Mexicans in Kuwait? Or just Kuwaitis using Mexican recipes?
I thought only murcans got good mexican food
>>60309347
Ennahda is gonna win big next elections btw
Is there anywhere I can place bets?
>>60309577
fondue is the real national food of Schweiz
it's actually pretty god tier t b h
but I haven't eaten it in a loooong while
>>60309614
>he doesnt know theres literally every type of cuisine in this place
most hispanics are Venezuelans due to opec n'shit
but the mexican food wasmade by indians and filipinos
>mexican food in kuwait being made by filipions and indians
>>60309650
It's been a few years since I ate a good fondue. Thanks I know what I'm gonna eat this summer.
>>60309621
Depends how the situation will evolve.
I'll probably be in another country by that time.
I'm more preoccupied about French elections right now
>>60309778
are you ethnic french?
>>60309794
No, he's afraid of the FN :^)
>>60303735
HAMI DIALI YA ZAML BN L9WAD CHFAR TFO 3LA MOK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PS: lmra jaya kteb smeyti ok ?? C:
>>60309614
>I thought only murcans got good mexican food
Baka
You can find food from all around the world in any major city.
>>60309794
What does ethnic French even means?
>>60309778
Traitor reeeeee
I mean
>BCE gov messing up, terror and shit economy
> Ennahda """moderating"" + legacy of peaceful reform
It's gonna happen and I want to place bets
Can a girl visit Iran without having to wear a hijab, or is it still illegal?
>>60309689
>mexican food in kuwait being made by filipions and indians
Blanda upp
Ali>Allah!
I mean think about it, why would we worship Allah if we didn't have evidence of his greatness through witnessing the magnificence his creation is capable of achieving in Ali? Only through him one can hope to understand the greatness, or even existence of a God.
Ali is vastly superior to Allah because he is crippled with humanity, it is Allah's nature to be great but Ali is great despite his very human nature, he overcomes his humanity and transcends to the highest state of being, preserved before that only for God.
Indeed Ali through his deeds becomes God-like.
>>60309877
>mfw that post
>>60309906
No she has to wear it. Even if it's just covering half her hair like Tehrani hoes (may God smite them)
>>60309921
*pulls out zulfiqar*
la fata ila ali wala saifun ila zulfiqar
*removes extra penis skin*
test
>>60309901
>traitor
Not really, I'm just planning to either go back to France or Singapore for my master degree.
Also I want to stay optimistic. The only sure thing is the death of nidaa (that we all saw coming)
>>60309946
That sucks.
Can girls wear shorts? Do they have to fast during Ramadan too?
Is the Internet still filtered by the government?
>>60310011
you put the fag in tripfag
>>60310011
got the right trip back :DDDD
>>60304382
لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول اللهوعليٌ وليُّ الله
>>60310059
Well done qt3.14
>>60310073
Wait that's not very sunni
>>60310056
>
>>60310089
Thank you 3omri
>>60310131
Who needs Sunnah when Ali can intercede for you?
>>60309263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsptLTk0h4U icelandic kidz
>>60308832
>I'd rather not deal with the baby stage
fffff no I want to have super pregnant sex when her belly is fucking huge and drink her breastmilk
>>60309347
That's amazing. No store would ever call you back in this shit country
>>60309877
whew cute girl there
>>60309921
carpetbomb Ir*n
>>60309906
citizens have to wear it at all times idk about tourists
>>60310184
n on o no n
brebare 2 b beheaded :DDD
>>60310131
Also whoops that was supposed to be a reply to >>60309921
Idk how that happened.
>>60309983
is zulfiqar only for shia because those rings from like last week were pretty cool
>>60308832
>their racism towards me
what do you classify as being racist?
/menna/ = middle east and nigeria and northern africa :D :D :D
>>60310341
are you igbo?
is it true igbos are the jews of africa?
>>60310214
Watch out my boy Philip I has Mohamed VI on speed dial
>>60310269
It's Ali's sword and Ali's a rightfully guided Caliph in Sunni Islam so technically, feel free but don't complain when someone beheads you.
>>60310341
hello fren
>>60310269
not really, in the gulf its assosiated with shias but if you head to north africa and any other place that doesnt have a hate boner for them you'll see that its just a sword that was handed down from muhammad to ali and nothing more
>>60310341
hello :o
>>60310188
Hnnnnnggg the triplets
>that feel when no megane daughteru to talk about what she learned in school
Also dude, I meant after the pregnancy is done and over with. Having to care for a baby for so many years and deal with diapers is a nightmare
>>60310361
no i am not. and no the jews are the jews of africa.
>>60310341
I want a qt Nigerian boyfriend!!! I'm not oyinbo I swear!!! Tech me how to shoki :333
>>60310499
...
>>60310341
你好 (I speak some neo-Nigerian)
>>60310369
>Rightly guides Caliph
Disgusting! Reducing his place in the divine hierarchy to a mere implementer of Sharia is nothing short of blasphemy. He was the manifestation of God's will on earth.
>>60310521
h-hey :3
That pizza looks great!
So happy ヾ(。>﹏<。)ノ゙*。
i take back what i said before about /menna/ i don't want any part of this weird general lmao
>>60310630
you are talking to the worst shitheads this gen has to offer, bad timing my man
>>60310542
Ali was probably Jesus' reincarnation tbqh
[shirk intensifies]
iraq looks comfy, shame about the war and all that...
>>60310630
noooo!!! come back desu~~~~ :3
>>60310623
bsa7tek
>>60310677
Rude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iywaBOMvYLI
eaaaaaaating seeeeeds as a past-time activityyy
>>60310431
I mean yeah babies are gross with poop and boogers and puke but whatever, I did all that (oldest child) already you get over it
>>60310623
mail me a slice
>>60310883
This was seriously one of the best pizza I had in a loooooooong time.
It was cheap on top of that. I found my new pizza place!
Me happy!
>>60311203
You're in the US, you're doomed to eat shitty fast food pizza for your whole life.
sex is overrated
Apparently firefox changed their do not track feature, and now it allows certain websites and services to track, since I found they added two option lists for do not track, and when I opted for max, captcha stopped working which explains why captcha has been solving itself for me in the past few days
>>60311203
I am the youngest so I never experienced this kind of stuff
When I look at babies I feel no urge to hold them because I'm scared of accidentally dropping them
I do like their cute puffy squirrel cheeks though. Ugh someone please send me a loli to take care of
>>60311646
>Ugh someone please send me a loli to take care of
>>60311636
Your mom is overrated
>>60311636
Is it though?
>>60311636
You know it from that experience you had at 5 years old?
>>60311687
u 2
>>60311689
dunno, probably won't
>>60311712
maybe
>>60311712
>You know it from that experience you had at 5 years old?
>>60311786
He thinks he lost his virginity at 5
>>60311820
>>60310887
am i wrong?
>>60311646
dont drop them they will turn out like me
>>60311748
dude I left 4 hours ago and came back and you are still here.
have you no life?
>>60311970
nope
>>60311868
Krieg is the quintessence of morrocan people.
>>60311687
You don't know the feels Palestinian anon. 2D lolis make my heart ache for something I can't have
>>60311919
>don't drop them
See that thought keeps going on in my head when I hold in so I get extra nervous which makes me more bound to fuck up
>>60311970
It looks like his crazy days are way behind him now >>60311820
>>60312026
The other elements being
>>60312044
bls ;-;
>>60312026
Lel
>>60312041
Usually when this sentence on 4chan is said, it evokes a different thought of what it means :D
Anyway, children are overrated. They are only cute up to 8 months old top, when they start to walk and talk it is all down hill from there.
>>60312041
Just don't walk around with them. Sit down and hold them with their butt in one of your elbows and their head in the other elbow. Their necks aren't strong enough to hold up their own heads when they're newborns.
>>60311636
I fingered a girl once pussy feels so fucking weird
>>60311255
I don't eat fast food, I make a lot of rice based stuff, salads, also I make my own burgers their better at home than going out
>>60311641
wew that's a relief
Thought skynet had become self-aware
>>60312079
Were you raped or molested? No fucking way you got an erection at five m8.
>>60312041
you won't drop a baby unless you are literally physically disabled dw. the sheer nervousness will make you over-careful anyway. any other irrational and stupid fears?
>>60311970
kef kanat el r7la 3al sharia el sharamet ya 5al
>>60312226
Maghrebins are born horny and capable of rape. Build the Wall 2016.
>>60312226
Consensual
>>60312041
you'll be more careful if you're scared
t. never dropped a baby before
>>60312296
What if maghribis are walking benises?
>>60312311
Please tell him the whole story
>>60312226
male fetuses get erection in the womb
Why do Morrocans and Algerians don't like each other? Aren't they both Berbers?
>>60312185
Nah daughters will always be cute but sons are little shits that only cause trouble
>>60312212
Hah I know this but I'm still paranoid. I feel the same way about baby animals too
I just feel like anything I do would easily break them if I'm not extremely careful even though they are more resilient than I give them credit for
>>60312373
Twins tend to hate each other
>>60312373
Why don't bavarians and rheinlanders don't like each other?
Aren't they both Germans?
>>60312311
>Consensual
M8, we all played wife and husband, doctor and patient..etc as little kids, that doesn't mean we lost our virginity at 5, it doesn't make sense biologically especially if both parts are the same age.
>>60312239
Giant bugs scare the fuck out of me also I fear the idea of having a mental illness and will do anything to prevent that from happening to me
What are your irrational fears?
>>60312356
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "motherfucker"
>>60312374
As an uncle, I like my nieces more and they can be annoying too sometimes, but way less than the little shits as you said.
>>60312409
Okay I understand that
>>60312428
Are you memeing? Germans usually don't hate other parts of Germany, it's just banter. But Morocco and Algeria really seem to hate each other
>>60312341
Yes pls want to hear Craigs shenanigans :3
>>60312373
We really don't care about Morocco, it's Kra3 that can't go a day without trying to dick measure with us, and Algerian autists keep engaging him.
>>60312341
>>60312435
>>60312641
Sure
>be me
>be 5/6 years old
>Qt serb slav cousin comes back from italy
>First time we see each other
>One day she's in the toilet
>Come in
>Notice how our genitals are different
>Start experimenting
>Sneak out of bed and go to her room
>Notice how benis and varjoina may fit
>Ooga booga
>Benis goes hard for the first time
>It hurts her so we stop
Atleast i but it in :DDDD
>>60312672
>We really don't care about Morocco
>Algerians keep engaging him
Try to be consistent ?
And if anything I never start it, it's always them starting it
>>60312571
haha
on the kid situation, girls get away with way more shit. in my experience, my little sister(5) always does stupid shit cause she knows i wont do anything about it, my brother(6) knows ill take his 3ds or something.
>>60312457
>giant bugs
quite normal albeit irrational. if you know for certain it's unharmful (can't say given your geographic location) just force your brain to understand that it can't do shit to you. Unless your fear is rooted in something more complicated in which case you'll need a shrink
>mental ilnesses
nothing you can control. but it won't be induced by placebo unless you are already disturbed
this is probably kinda depressing tier but if I'm around family (staying at their place or whatever) I have a compulsory need to say good night or goodbye before i leave the house/go to sleep. it's not that bad anymore though, I can forget to do it now.
>>60312725
you disgusting cousin fucker lmao
>>60312725
I'll never get tired of it
>>60311646
>Ugh someone please send me a loli to take care of
literally asking to be bred
>>60312725
No comment desu, that's both funny, fucking weird and not to mention I still don't think it is possible for a five years old to get an erection hard enough to penetrate vagina
>>60312764
I think it is a personal perspective issue, my nieces are much more obedient, calm and less active. Boys are fucking nightmare when they are together.
>>60313039
>Thinks everybody is as weak as him
>>60312897
hi qatar :3
>>60313065
>not going through the phase of girls are disgusting at five like all normal boys do
No wonder you guys are good at enriching europe
>>60313065
He's so insecure he's convincing himself he lost his virginity at 5
>>60313174
You damn right
>>60313203
Fas, I..
>>60313198
>trying to ruin my only relationship accomplishment in my whole life
but why ;-; ?
>>60312897
Meh I can wait on that kind of thing. It's just the instinct to want a child kicks in more so when I watch loli moeshit animes
Watching cute girls do cute things makes me happy
>>60313065
>fucked his cousin
>fucked his 5 yo cousin
lad I'm not sure u should be bragging about this
>>60313323
Better than nothing
>tfw sexy brown sephardi cousins
>>60313245
Because you should''t be proud of that and being a virgin is not a handicap
>>60310341
Free Biafra now.
(also why are fulanis so qt)
>>60313323
Where do you think you are m8, this is /mena/?
I am pretty sure all of us know a person who fucked his cousin..through marriage, but the guy is an early achiever it seems :DD
>>60313408
>being a virgin is not a handicap
r-really ?
>>60313400
hot
w
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>>60313353
not sure about that m8
>>60313447
lol
>>60313174
Please send Hamas to liberate us from them
>>60313785
Why maghribis hate each other?
>>60313447
> Sudan
> Iraq
>>60313863
It's because of France and Spain desu
>>60313935
seems like they would have a lot more retarded people there
>>60313995
>seems like
Not seems, we do
>>60313935
There's a joke somewhere in that, but I am too dumb to get it
>>60310773
rare?
>>60306087
ARE YOU
RARE?
A
R
E
?