USA USA USA

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>>59035519
Is that fucking Camp Schwab?

>Y'SEE, BUBBA
>WHEN YA PRETEND ITS TRAININ'
>THE LOLIS JUMP ON YOU VOLUNTARILY

>>59035519
Asian people seem to find white folks oddly fascinating. I was in Hawaii with a bunch of my coworkers. We were out at some tourist trap and a bunch of Asian teens (mostly dudes) came up with a camera and made some gestures. I assumed that they wanted us to take a picture of them, but I was wrong. They wanted a picture with us, for whatever reason (they spoke zero english), and then they just disappeared. Seriously, what the shit?

/k/ related: Guns are neat. I wish the M4 wasn't the standard weapon for the US.

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>>59035522
>tfw not entirely white
>tfw not entirely mestizo

>>59035522
My mate when to go teach English in rural China, and it seemed to be highly prevalent there.

They have literally zero contact with a foreigner.

>>59035524
My awkward, hipsterish, chubby cousin went to teach English in China a few years ago. He's getting married to a very attractive Chinese girl next month.

>>59035522
My sister was in Chicago and she noticed a couple of asian women following her and whispering. Eventually, one of them came up and asked if she could pose with them for some pictures. I understand it, but then again I don't.

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>>59035519
>tfw not covered in lolis

>>59035525
>married
>Chinawoman

enjoy your corporate espionage charges for your cousin

>>59035523
yeah but your daughters will be fine as fuck

>>59035525
The girl probably thinks his family is wealthy.
>white
>teaching
>able to teach and live abroad
>chubby might also signify he has more than enough to eat, which circles back to wealthy.

>>59035529
This. I'm gonna marry a half brown girl

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>mfw the only time Asians paid attention to me other than nearly having heart attacks when rounding a corner in front of me was when I wasn't showing an inch of skin
>mfw I was in my STALKER getup at a Halloween event with autism on full display and it was all tiny, elbow height women who wanted pictures with me

It was probably because with the armor and gear I was huge and they wanted to show all their friends back home this grotesquely tall American and his strange costume

>>59035532
bring it a little back to brown?

>be asian
>white teacher asks me if I want test number 1 or test number 2
>I tell him to give me the yellow test
>because I'm a yellow man

>>59035522
marked for govt./corporate espionage?

>>59035531
>that gif
lmao wtf

>>59035537
Pretty unlikely. We lied about who we were the entire time we were there. Not for security reasons, just because that shit is jokes.

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>>59035522
I was filling my Pickup (which was way to fucking big for where I was living at the time) and some fucking zipper head lady was taking pics of me and my big ass F250 and I turn around and she just looked at me and smiled. She was fascinated in my mud covered hickmobile. Asians is strange

>>59035536
For some reason I think the cat looks creepy in the last picture.

Like it's slightly anthromorphic or something.

>>59035520
Looks like it.
GREEN LINE GREEN LINE GREEN LINE

>>59035537

Asian people do this all the time.

>Go to an Airshow
>Asian Tourist take pictures of the wheels.
>Go to a Museum
>Asian Tourist take pictures of the railings.
>Go a waterpark
>Asian Tourist taking pictures of the Bathroom

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>>59035519
>a pack of wild lolis attacking
How horrifying

>>59035543
>Asian Tourist taking pictures of the Bathroom
cause they've never seen a western toilet before

>>59035533

It's more likely they just haven't ever seen an autistic landwhale before.

>>59035543
You ever seen a Japanese squatting urinal? You'd take pictures too. Stupid Asian boy.

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>>59035538
>lmao wtf
Summer here already?

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>>59035543

>>59035545
>>59035547
They do have western toilets in Japan. It's usually the farthest stall.

>>59035550
but china and the south east Asian countries they get holes in the ground :D

Also to shit in a western toilet in china you'd have to go to mc donalds.

>>59035522
I heard being blonde literally makes you a god to Japanese women.

Except in Okinawa Japan, muhreen go back home California Cowboy!!!!

>>59035552
NO GI !!

NO GI !!

YOU GO BASE !!

NO GI !!

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>>59035519
I want an chinese cartoon of pic related

>>59035554
My American GI can't be this rude!

>>59035554
War bride acquired.

>>59035556
Warrior Husbando obtained

>>59035552
Blue eyes are another thing like that around the world. Especially in the Middle East. They think that shit is so weird.

>>59035558
Had an Arab guy in my platoon.

He said if I went to Egypt ID be drowned in pussy because they love light hair and colored eyes. He said I'd get treated like Brad Pitt.

>>59035559
Yeah. They seem to think a lot of Americans look like Channing Tatum too. Always Brad Pitt or Channing Tatum.

>>59035559
Your arab guy is not lying.
Kebab country here, and I can confirmed this.


Many girls just want to talk to you cuz you know english too. Your accent is fast for them. Is a bit strange but they like it.

>>59035560
and Matt Damen

>>59035560
What if you're lying to us and they actually behead brad pitts and channing tatums

>>59035563
I mean I never got beheaded. I wouldn't worry about it.

>>59035564
On a scale of 1-brad pitt
how brad pitt are you

>>59035565
Todd Howard.

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>>59035564
Or that's exactly what someone who got beheaded would say! Especially if he became a skeleton

>>59035560
>>59035561
Well shit. Guess it's true.

He actually tried to convince me to go to Egypt with him. I guess he was looking for a wingman.

>>59035568
Well, I dont know much about egypt.
Just Iran,

>>59035568
I would've gone waifu hunting with him.

>>59035566
so a 1.5?

Just like his games life expectancy

>>59035571
Yeah. I basically look nothing like Brad Pitt.

And I think you're giving Todd a little too much credit. 8 months tops.

>>59035552
Only if you're a blond woman with blue eyes. Asian and slav women age like milk.

>>59035543
Although there's always a group of chinks with DSLRs at shotshow for reasons that definitely don't include design theft.

>>59035554
AMERICA

>>59035569
My squad leader fucked the duck in Iraq and I illegally crossed into Syria once, but not Iran. Almost got shot.

>>59035570
American waifu getting divorced. Id take a brown girl, but I won't convert to Islam. Shed have to convert to athiesm.

>>59035575
Well he is a trooper.

Personally, I like America more.
God damn my country is depressing. Common people are good and friendly, but its a shit hole.

>>59035561
>Kebab country here
WAT

>>59035575
I've dated Muslim chicks who didn't give a solitary fuck about me not not being a Muslim.

>>59035576
good and friendly and good food makes it up for shit holes. That's why new Orleans is such a great place to visit

>>59035577
Probably England.

>>59035577
being a kebab doesn't mean you can't have internet

>>59035579
Did she give you anal?

That's important to me.

>>59035578
Oops. Was meant to link you
>>59035582

Do Arab girls booty sex?

>>59035582
>Shit hole
Yes she did

>>59035581
OH FUCKING the internet. It's utter shit.
You know what a bitch was to find decent porn? Thank god I saved shit on my phone before hand.


Google was blocked, youtube too.
BUT the only video I could watch was this No joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4es9IYwdFbM
URL Proxy worked half the time.

I couldn't get in to 4chan but I could see the archive for some reason. Hoped Someone posted something good.

It was in Iran.

>>59035584
God bless Allah.

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>>59035585
Iran?
Please for the love of GOD tell me where to get parts kits for Norinco M16A1 parts kits. I fucking need one

>>59035587
I had no knowledge about gun laws.
Got the impression people can not own any unless you have some connection through money.

I don't think common people can own guns.


I saw what looks like AK74 carried by soldiers. Pretty sure it was Chinese.
Saw the Reza Shah's G3 in the palace museum...

>>59035548
>Summer here already
>this forced meme is back.
Yep summer is near

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>>59035554
>"Where the fuck am I, China?"

Excellent.

>>59035588
FPOP, is that you?

>>59035591
I'm sorry my friend, I do not know who that is or what FPOP stands for

>>59035582
Why is it important to you if /k/omrade got shit on his pecker?
Weird...

>>59035519
The laughing guy looks like that laughing elf picture.

LEAVE /K/ POSTERS
NOW
FUCK OFF

where is this thread from?

Where the fuck are all of you from? What the shit?

>>59036471
/y/

>>59036471
The twilight zone.

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good reaction face

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>>59036726

>>59036726
saved

>>59035519
>>59036726
>>59036899
He's also holding is friend down by his arm

>>59036471
Titan

>>59036471
>>59036557
This, why are the flags fucked?

this is from /k/

the janny just moved it cause it had more to do with international kulture than weopans for some reason