>tfw you will never feel the pulsating heart and body

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>>57243414

>>57243414
I didnt even know they had a heart.

>>57243414
just check your pulse, Eunice

It gets uncomfortable after a while, Eunace.
Also lower your standards. You say "a woman" but I know you mean "specific women".

MOD >>57243414
>implying women have hearts

>>57243414
Heart beats kinda creep me out t.bh.

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>>57243573
The thought of feeling her heart pounding in furious excitement, uncontrollable expression emanating from the flushed pink hue of her skin, sticky and soft

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>>57243414
Fuck!!! Lads
Why are readheads so perfect and beautiful?
The most amazing woman on earth.
Shit it's my dream to be with one.

>>57244030
you dont see them often irl right?

>>57243573
lad im getting to the point where i have to lower my standards for a big nosed pole. feels fucking bad

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>>57244030
Damn she's gorgeous.
Kinda reminds me of the chick I liked in high school.
:(

>>57244030
is peggy an actual name? it sounds like a name you give to an actual cow desu

>>57243899
hhhng im hard as a rock right now ooga booga

Have felt 15 hearts so far. How come you have not?

>>57246969

he is not a cute finnish guy

>>57246969
because we're not all medical students, gretchen

I have but it's empty because I have never been able to have a long relationship.

>>57244379
Someone in my family is called Peggy

MOD >>57247268
My gfs mom is named Peggy

>>57247426
so an actual cow, then

MOD >>57247478
She's batshit insane like most New Yorkers

>>57247528
What is this MOD thing?

>>57243899
You watch way too much anime.

MOD >>57247555
Kek, fucking CM13 Nightlies April Fools Day prank, the app updating screen had a pic of the CM Android with Trump's hair and said MOD MOD Drumpf: Make CyanogenMOD MOD Again

I do feel it because i am one haha
got you faggot op

>>57243414
Shes so cute

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>tfw

prefer teen lads and guys in their twenties desu, nothing like wrapping round some muscles and weak facial hair in bed to make you feel safe and horny.

I'm not a heart surgeon.

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>>57243414
>implying I'm not a normie

>>57243414
Yeah, nah.
I can keep trying.

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>>57244117
I have only seen around 10 in my entire life.

Fuck this place.

>>57247593
I don't watch ANY anime, dislike that stuff

>>57243899
The English classes payed off.

>>57249715
>payed
American can't speak English

>>57249508
You'll find your wife one day, Hanz.

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>>57249508
>Jesus Bush
Are you serious...

>wanting women

Kekerooni

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>>57243414
I have
>with a stethoscope

>>57243414
it will happen, it is only a matter of time.

>>57244030
99% of red heads do not look like this.

>>57251959
This. My neighbour is a natural redhead and so is the rest of her family.

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>>57251959
I don't care

>>57243414
cute! ^o^
bring her to japan!

>>57243414
First of all, that shit's overrated

Secondly, this is a /b/ tier shit thread. Get it the fuck off /int/

>>57254014
How could it possibly be overated?

>>57254074
Relationships are more trouble than they're worth. Although I guess now that you've asked me to explain myself, OP didn't explicitly mention a relationship. I dunno. Been there, done that, many times (married and divorced, even) and I just don't care.

>>57254128
Give advice to this poor virgin. I grew up without an older brother or friends to teach me the ropes. I'm a HKV in sophomore year of college, I'm begging you.

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>>57248649
Move to Ireland.

>>57249508
JESUS, Bush, we get it. You're only partially retarded.

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H-haha totally not desperate h-ha

>>57254165
Who's the cannon?

>>57254165
Any particular advice? I never had any sex in high school myself and was kind of slow learning my way around girls in college. Lost my virginity at 20. After that though, my sex life snowballed as I gained more confidence. I'll answer any specific questions if you have any and I'm able, but that's the main thing I'd try to impress upon someone in your position.

>>57254209
t. Moe Lester

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>>57243414

>>57254218
I don't know man. I can talk to girls, but I can never ask them out because I can't imagine a situation where it wouldn't be awkward as hell. Honestly, I feel like that's the major wall getting in my way.

>>57253994
Fuck off you jap cunt, she belongs to the whites, not yellow niggers

>>57243414
Suck it, I one time got an awkward hug from this girl when I was in kindergarten

>>57254281
Don't overthink it and don't try to overdo it. Asking a girl out doesn't have to big some huge deal. See if she wants to get a bite to eat (suggest a spot with good food but it doesn't have to be expensive and in fact it's much more natural if it isn't) and some drinks. Start there.

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>had this ridiculously hot neighbor as a kid
>we grew up together
>go to her house one halloween in middle school
>start playing truth or dare
>start asking stupid questions stupid middle schoolers would ask
>"What's your bra size?"
>"Do you shave down there?"
>"What color are your nipples?"
>shit starts getting heated
>end up daring her to flash me her tits
>she does it
>dare her to let me grope them
>she lets me
>dare her to let me touch her pussy
>she lets me
>mfw earlier she had told me she shaved but that pussy was hairy af
I still jack off to that memory, don't know if that makes me a pedophile or what.

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>what's for dinner, anon?

>>57244030
Except most of them aren't.

Guess what, just like the rest of humanity, a good percentage of them are going to be ok to semi attractive, a few drop dead gorgeous/handsome, while the rest are fucking ugly.

>>57254419
ur pussy lmao

>>57254419
My fat cock and semen

Jesus christ, so this whole permavirgin sperg thing on /int/ isn't a meme?

>>57254494
I bet you think people here are kidding about hating immigrants too.

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>>57243414
bags of sand microwaved at optimal temperatures with a subwoofer on the back simulating heartbeats

problem solved

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>>57254494
Reee fuck off Chad
Why would we joke? This is serious

>>57254494
/pol/ is satire is satire.

>>57254543
Not even a little.

>>57254494
Not all of us are virgins but I would say most of us are very awkward/weird

>>57244030
My family are all gingers. They get ugly when they get older desu also if they get too much sun the freckles get worse and worse until they start looking like a skin disease.

>>57254413
>let's you do all these things
>you don't take the hint

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>>57254744

>>57243414

Think of women as manlets that are under fed, that do no upper body exercise, grow their hair out, and wear make up.

You'll feel better. Unless you're a closeted gay.

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Fuck off I'm love
I don't want these feels