/brit/

Fuck off yank

hello my name is

may-z

>>57222805
Cheeky Prank

>>57222805
>Gonzales
ah yes

>>57222849
Had you green text clint it would have been perfect

>>57222805
>>57222849
Alri Clint

Maisie

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check out my new london pad
only £2890 per month

meme

>>57222912
looks cosy

were your parents just lazy?

>>57222890
Spain's Brave Joey Kane

desperate for a good name tbqh

>>57222912

Alri Kirk Kirk

>>57222912
KIRK KIRK

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>>57222912
>Kirk Kirk

>>57222907
sophieposters confirmed for jews

>>57222912
KIRK KIRK

>>57222912
yank equivalent of Neville Neville

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On me third rev james ngl

>>57222912
>Kirk Kirk
Fuck sake

>>57222912
Kirk "Kirk" Kirk

>>57222912
yeah alri kerkerk

reminder

Rafael Stone and Kevin Boyle are possible names

What's up lads, first-hand bit of wanking advice for you from Australia.

When you've ejaculated, preferably into a tissue wrapped around your tip, vibrate your arm so that it trembles. This will add an extra bit of pleasure to your experience.

I'm supposing that it partially simulates the experience of a shared orgasm with a partner.

this name posting gimmick is just cancer

bunch of cretins the lot of you

Going to the gym now

Not bragging, just letting you know where to send9 the ambulance

>>57223020
this desu

>>57222912
call me smith smith

Reddit: the name

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SUCKA

>tfw I made this

>>57223020
alreet GILBERTO

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Is this name stuff proof that Hiro can shit up the board by playing music and shit like Moot used to? or is he turning us into Reddit?

>>57223057
No relation

>>57223057
And now you can delete it, I'm not even joking just delete it

Lads
>>139417264

Alright lads. Probably won't believe me but I'll tell you anyway. Really cute girl approached me the other night when I was out with the lads. I'm a bit autistic so I struggled with this, naturally. Long story short, she flirted with me and went for the kiss. Fucked that up because it was my first kiss and she almost laughed in my face but she gave me another chance. On my second chance, I was a bit better and she seemed to get into it a lot more which was pretty nice and seemed to save the day. Otherwise, I reckon I'd have hanged myself once I got home. Last thing that happened that night was her bringing me back to her flat and I finally lost my virginity, well fucking pleased with that lads tbqhwb. So after finally conquering that mountain that's been looming over me for so long, I wake up this morning to a text from her and she tells me she's fucking preggers.

This is an absolute fucking joke. First time I have sex and it ruins my life. Might just do myself in or flee to the US or something. As far as anyone's concerned, this didn't fucking happen.

>>57223091
Fuck off cunt

Hi new to /int/. Wheres the upvote downvote button?

>>57223100
utter retard

>>57223077
the name stuff is part of the google+ gimmick, it's good shit desu

oh god it's like I'm posting on my mobile but on the pc

>>57223113
Hide post

these names are still funny tbqh

>>57223113
good lad

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LOW TEST

>>57223113
can they really get pregnant that fast? haha

>>57223141
Too funny.

>>57223132
alri gran
>>57223141
alri vietscum
>>57223166
alri mr burger

>>57223113
Shit, really? Because something similar happened to me. Alright lads. Probably won't believe me but I'll tell you anyway. Really cute girl approached me the other night when I was out with the lads. I'm a bit autistic so I struggled with this, naturally. Long story short, she flirted with me and went for the kiss. Fucked that up because it was my first kiss and she almost laughed in my face but she gave me another chance. On my second chance, I was a bit better and she seemed to get into it a lot more which was pretty nice and seemed to save the day. Otherwise, I reckon I'd have hanged myself once I got home. Last thing that happened that night was her bringing me back to her flat and I finally lost my virginity, well fucking pleased with that lads tbqhwb. So after finally conquering that mountain that's been looming over me for so long, I wake up this morning to a text from her and she tells me she's fucking preggers.
This is an absolute fucking joke. First time I have sex and it ruins my life. Might just do myself in or flee to the US or something. As far as anyone's concerned, this didn't fucking happen.

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About to eat 3 pizzas lads
Wish me luck

>>57223113
>One day later
>already preggo
Alri lad.....

Alright lads. Probably won't believe me but I'll tell you anyway. I approached some guy in a bar and he got me preggers innit

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HIGH TEST

>>57223180
Hidden this post also

>>57223166
>Tulpa is just another version of her
casual desu, forcing a personality on a sentient being

>>57223183
>frozen aldi pizzas

This isn't a april fools joke, this is an experiment

>>57223197
>in a bar
FOY

>>57223183
Absolute fat boy, how heavy are you senpai?

testposting

>>57223237
Hey Veronica, how are you today?

>>57223180

Downvoted and removed from circle desu

>>57223113
i get it

>>57223180
sb isn't a word

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Asuka.

>>57223238
You know there's a difference between a bar and a pub you stupid bitch

Hate the meme that if you can eat lots in one meal you must be fat

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All part of my plan

>>57223122
s-s-sorry. It was Sophie Turner on another board

>all the names are white people names

MOOK IT'S 2016!

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>all these girls names

>>57223230
Im a poorfag lad

>>57223242
Im actually quite hin, these aldi pizzas dont really have much on them ťbh

>>57223183
fooking legend

>come home for easter from uni
>after like ten mins my mum just tells me my delts and traps are too big and I won't get girls looking like that
fuck you too mum

>>57223285
>t. fat

>>57223294
what board?

try it again, the format is

>>>/board/postnumber

or just paste a link to the post and it'll hold your hand and do it for you

good luck x

>>57223295
Says Dwyane

>>57223295

>white people
>Dwayne

FOY

unironically done a cum in a girl today

>>57223341
congratulations, what are you gonna call the baby?

>tfw NEET for 6 years now

>>57223341
unironically broke up with my gf today

>tfw I've so far spent my day rolling for names when I should be reading for an essay

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>>57223332
>Maggie Stark
that is probably the closet i am getting to a maisie name

>>57223341
Gay.

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Anyone got niamhs snapchat

>>57223363
Bruce/Brucette

>>57223341
enjoy your stds faggot

>>57223133
>>57223165
>>57223174
>>57223180
>>57223196

First letter of each sentence in the paragraph. First and last sentences in the last line.

>>57223324
haha yeah mate you are so jacked init LOL

>>57223392
Want them all

Chances Japmoot will forget to revert this? Or more likely not know how.

unironically broke down with my gf today

>>57223376
it's too late for you

>>57223363
Rorke

>>57223392
V E N E Z U E L A

memename

>>57223392
D>M>V

>>57223427
probably tomorrow, it'll be up for a few days at most

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>>57223237
Veronica answer my messages

>>57223413
I know, it was pretty bait desu

Today we're all normies.

>>57223429
Did you call the AA?

>>57223431
he had to look after his dying father for those 6 years, there you go cv gap FILLED

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>Interpol went shit after Antics

Oneitis still didnt respond

me?
I'm David

CAN I GET A SIEG HEIL IN THE HOUSE?

>>57223488
but my dad is still alive

jaw clenching rather badly chaps

>>57223497
Good boob.

I want an English name.

Jeremy get

>>57223523
you wish, nigger

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>>57223497
>GINGER CASTILLO

>>57223522
Gabourey Sidibe

>>57223497
very nice

>>57223509
change that

>>57223518
Not bad.

Say my name

*Sits in chair*
now
*Picks up Economist*

>>57223577
SHELBY HERRING

https://twitter.com/GreaterGlasgPol/status/715867273261662208

liars out

lottie you're a hottie

Naming my new dog after this

>I have a foreign sounding name

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35944661

Fucking Luton trying to shit up the place

yanks are stupid

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my6d91jFA4k

>>57223607
>Shari

>>57223599
>GreaterGlasg

>>57223600
thanks ;)

>>57222805
What is so beautiful in UK history? Each war they've started? Lands they colonised? Genocided of many nations because of greed?

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›auslowtests

>>57223610
Naw dick

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>I have a female name

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Cant wait ťbh lads

>>57223579
Cindy get out.

>>57223646
Yeah, proper bantre

>>57223639
Cara

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>mfw I get some shitty name

state your name cuz

>>57223639
R u the real Cara?

Lads I know the odds are impossible but

RASHEED?

best name itt right here

>>57223646
the enlightenment and the foundations of the modern world

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>>57223639
dece name get tbf

>>57223639
CARA
A
R
A

>>57223694
Yes

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>>57223639
Marry me.

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>>57223683

>>57223685
Alberto innit

Seeing a pattern here. Running a program in my superior brain to predict my next name

>>57223639
You tbqh

>>57223667
Haha excelent post Patricia
Mind if I save it?

>>57223577
>>57223599
ah yes, the herring sisters i heard so much about

>>57223769
My next name will Isaac Ruiz

>>57223685
kev fa m

John smith here.

lazy day today
watching some dramas and doing some baking

>>57223805
Lel

Daniel Mcdaniel

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Someone post the cold out video

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Test

>>57223828
love my stories

what are you watching, and what are you baking, girlfriend?

Julie Rogers

>>57223776
Go ahead
ill save you a pizza

>>57223769
Dear Stephanie,
Can I have your recipe for red velvet cakes?
All the best
xox

Want a Rasheed name desu

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Rasheed get.

>>57223677
Thx I created universal banter and it's working, just look at other threads.

>>57223876
como estes

>>57223860
y u break my heart holly
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

LET'S GO FUCKING MENTAL

Saoirse get.

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Anglo name get.

On my way home now from Dublin
Fifth time this week

Brett the hitman_______

Take a deep breath and relax, and realize /brit/ over the years has converted from a place actual young adults who acted like adults hung out, to what equates to a public pool full of dogshit. /Brit/ is basically Fuckboiville. Now some fuckboi will insult you for speaking your mind, or try to start shitting on muslims and fail, or make some super sanctimonious blather about how /brit/ is an individual ecosystem. Fuck, I honestly think this is the thread that has made me realize I've outgrown this place. Nothing is clever anymore. Everything is about being insulting. It's just so goddamn depressing. Some might say I'm looking back through the years with the lens of nostalgia, but that's just not so. Smaller was better. Conde Nast and Millennials killed the heart of this place with success.

Gonna pop to the shop lads, anybody want anything?

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>>57223908
>Olga

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>>57223908
>Olga

>>57223020
i like it desu

>>57223937
>Brittney
FOY

Maybe I didn't hold you all those lonely, lonely times

would the normies who feel the need to spam the thread with their mating rituals please leave? ty

>>57223955
gf

>>57222973
I've seen Mosley surname, but is Oswald on the list of forenames?

>>57223946
HATE ET

>>57223955
>Ana Frank
OH SHIT!

>>57223955
Get me another pizza lad

>>57223955
JUDEN

>>57223955
drumstick

>>57223954

Didnt come here to read war and peace Bruce

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Black name get

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGGpwD_qftU

>>57223954
Lighten up.

>>57223955
Cornetto and your diary

nip moot ruined 4chan

>>57223955
Watch out for them gestapo, lass

>>57223955
diary
attic supplies

>>57223955
Just come home safe, there are Panzer tanks out there

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>>57223955
How you going to get out of the attic?

>>57223955
MY SIDES

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>>57223955
>Ana Frank

Jackie Chan get

>>57223955
Gas oven

Roberto pace

>still name posting

are you lot seriously going to do this all day?

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>>57224026

Tynesha get

Emailing Hiroshimoot a lot of positive feedback on the site changes, I hope he sees sense and keeps them after today.

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>>57223955

>>57224068
t. Alberta Joseph

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>>57224063
>Gas Oven
>JEW-ell

>>57222996
LITTLE BIT annoyed that my helpful bit of advice didn't get any thanks

>>57223955
Soap la thanks

>>57224063
Jewell

>>>/b/677103260

off you go you children

>>57222996
>>57224102
Here you go, you needy person. ty x

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>are you lot seriously going to do this all day?

>>57224068
yeah probably

Elliot Rodger get

>>57223955
Some biscuits ta

>>57224115
>/b/

No thanks.

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>off you go you children

>>57224141
Heard you did more time than Brandon?

we should genuinely keep the name feature

>>57223955
you will hear from my lawyer about this

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>british houses

>>57224138
Shirley you can't be serious

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>off you go you children /int/ is a mature board for mature and sophisticated conversations about flags for elevated beings such as myself

>>57224184
Hello Tom

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What's your favourite music genre? Mine's Dinner.

Josef Fritzl get

alri alri

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>>57224184

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>>57223955
cornetto

>>57224127
Isn't this THE thread for needy people?

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>>57224184

>we

>>57224187
go away Darrell

>>57224258
Maybe.
>>57224258
>>57224258
>>57224258

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Fedora name get

>>57224248
I'd give her a good shredding if you know what I mean

Dogs lying on me like it doesn't give af

>>57224267
Riddle me this, Rudy.

>>57224184
>reddit likes the facebook tier posting
shocking

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>>57224248
How is this news?

>shredded cheese

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Portugese name get

Doing a post.

>>57224297
>reddit hates the facebook tier posting
shocking

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filtered all the tripfags

I don't believe it senpai

>>57224314
Alberto Barbarossa get

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Fedora name get

this thread is actually no different to /b/

what the fuck

>>57224322
Effie you heffie

>>57224333
>Wm

>>57224333
Wm?

>>57224333
>name has no vowels
euphoria

Hi, my name is_________

>>57224333
what sort of fucking name is Wm

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>There is no anonymous

wew tang clan

Might start gambling lads

Sonething to do

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>>57224371
>expecting actual discussion on /brit/

n

>>57224403
did that just come up?

>>57224333
>>57223955

are you related to ana frank?

>>57224412
What did you have in mind?

>>57224411
Rasheed

r nige is now their nige?

who's jewing who lads?

>>57224415
>Dolores
tip top kek my lad

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UKIP name get

Gonna take a break from the chon I guess. Today is gayer than /brit/ usually is.

>>57224411
Chicken dansak, prawn jalfrezi and a peschwari naan please Charles.

>>57224382
Cuck

>>57224427

in The last 10 minutes i think

Boris

>>57224435
Horses and online poker

>>57223472

>Thomas Sanchez

Que?

test

>>57223677
>>57223713
Two UKies catched...
just 2...
It was better in netherlands and german threads...

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American name get

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Bon apetit lads
does anyone want a slice?

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>>57224444
>Sanders

good name pls

>>57224478
Okay. If you ever want to bet on man-fights let me know.

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>>57224461

>>57224461
>Today is gayer than /brit/ usually is.
Says "Randy Flowers"

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are Nige

>>57224490
Keep trying, I'll give you some more x

are nige

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>>57224491
>Marquez

Paki name get

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Fedora name

>>57224493
that looks gross mate get a better pizza

might go watch a shit film haha

>>57224461
good post

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England's brave Jamie Vardy get.

>>57224525

Hey Doug

>>57224563
Its aldi m8
and theres 3 of them
What more could i ask for

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need a nige gf

>>57224551
May he rest in peace

Got a big willy tbqh lads

>>57224517
What are they? Normal fights? Whats the secret question mark

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>>57224417
>Angelo Weiss
>Anglo White

>>57224493

*sneezes on all three*

Oh shit sorry haha

Australian name please.

Willy has gotten bigger in the past couple of days lads ngl.

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me

Panic at the disco on scuzz lads

>>57224592
Like fight club but more creative. High rollers only.

>>57224616
Lad why would you do that.
it ok tho im immune to all human diseases

Thai lad is a right prankster he is

>>57224493
I told Lloyd to be a meme lad...and he actually did it the pasta nigger

>>57224611
Looks like he absolutely loves a cheeky Nando's.

English name get

>>57224635
>gotten

Fuck off yank

>>57224635
Did you trim the trees to make the bush look taller?

>>57224654
>human
Oh you poor, foolish fool... He is no mere human...

>tfw you haven't got a meme name yet

>go for a poo
>213 new posts
think I need to see a doctor

Not enough Rasheed names being dished out desu.

>>57224670
>Pasta
does that look like pasta Matt?

>>57224655
Why do I have to be a girl that isn't right

When you leave Virgin media you need to return the WiFi router

Today P0leab00 got around to doing it, he had to go into town to do so though.
There he encountered a young girl, slightly paki looking but with an Eastern European accent
She was clearly trying to see something so he avoided her (she came on quite strong though and he heard the word "Broadband" mentioned)

On his way back, she approached him even more strongly and said "You didn't answer me last time!", she was a bit goofy so probably Romanian, their women are always nice. Not especially attractive, looked kinda like Adele from Blue is the Warmest Colour.

But I was impressed by their work ethic, encountered a similar girl back in Aberdeen, they make you feel good because they speak to you with suh enthusiasm

Told her I'd just entered a 18 month contract with TalkTalk
She asked what price I was at and if I'd gotten a free TV box
I told her no
she wanted to check for me if she could get me a free box
I just left

I wonder if there was any way I could have gf'd her?

On the way home I muttered "kill the white bitch" repeatedly and lamented on the poor state of my life
considered sending an email to my solicitor alluding to my dangerous state of mind