/brit/

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cara

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crayon pop

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Kyaryon pop

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>banks create money out of thin air

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Kyary

Folder getting unwieldy, need to organise

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kyary

>>53986550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtd3H3Qdi8#t=36s

is it weird to start a conversation with a girl you barely know on fb

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>Why yes I do choose to live in London where you earn more money but everything is twice as expensive so it doesn't even matter. The houses are tiny, the streets are dirty, it's overcrowded and there's pakis everywhere

>>53986540
I'm not any good with economics, but wouldn't the fact that your government taxes you for a currency give that currency some kind of legitimacy/intrinsic value?

>>53986601
>at one point there was no money
>now there is money

Checkmate, atheist.

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Brits are made to me sissies.

watching Trump interviews

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who /drinkingalone/ here?

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https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/118654

>mfw there will be an imams for house of lords petition soon

>>53986646
https://vimeo.com/81180775

>tfw no lego house

I pay for things in stamps instead of notes, stamps are legal tender (anything with the queens head is)

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>I pay for things in stamps instead of notes, stamps are legal tender (anything with the queens head is)

>>53986646
www.businessinsider.com/this-man-commutes-from-barcelona-to-london-every-day-and-saves-money-doing-it-2015-8

Gotta be smart la

>>53986699
Could I decapitate the queen and use her head at poundland?

>>53986678
dont know why there is a social stigma against this
whats wrong with a couple of glasses of wine in the evening when i dont have to be up early the next day?

>>53986643
if you're good looking then nothing is weird
if you're not good looking then you're a fucking weird stalker

that's how life is lad

>>53986726
>Could I decapitate the queen

Lizards regrow things tat people cut off

>>53986598
Me floating out to sea

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>>53986716
>draw the queens head
>buy money with it

>>53986743
Or if the girl is insecure desu

>>53986756
So it could be used as currency

Business idea: write a book about how money is worthless, and overcharge for it

>>53986734
yes lad but a couple of glasses of wine turns into 3 bottles of wine friday and saturday night every week

>>53986783
You could try, but her army of immortal lizards would stop you long before you made your purchase

Why do some women act like injustices to women in the past affect them especially? You can't inherit gender and they have a mother and father just like me

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>>53986781
Phwoar

Business idea: Start own bank and start creating money.

FUS

>>53986811
Is that ugly bastard Ted Cruz calling for a return to the gold standard at the moment? I haven't really been keeping up with the primaries

>>53986814
maybe if you have absolutely 0 self control and then wine is likely the least of your problems

TSU

>>53986773
what does insecure even mean

always thought it was just another word for autist

another friday night alone. i'm a regular billy no mates ahahaha

>>53986716

could I buy the UK for the queen's literal head?

I am a regular customer of the bank of Mummy and Daddy :)

Portending to be russiann lads :)))))))))))

>>53986929
did /sp/ janny finally do his nut in about TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU?

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Time to roll a spliff

>>53986982
Poor sense of self worth, and anxiety about it

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Just cracked open a nice refreshing can of Boddingtons™, the Cream of Manchester

>>53986773
you gay?

business idea: digital, anonymous currency

>>53987017
you're doing an awful job at it

>>53987056
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

>>53986919
Major part candidates don't do that m8, it's just the libertarians and their ilk

>>53987027
i've just entered week 4 of giving up. jelly as fuck t b h

>>53987017
russians dont bother with the : lad

t. pro ))))))) communicator

business idea: exchange yanks for their weight in poo

Genuinely starting to believe the royals aren't fully human

>>53987047
No, but you're dad is

>>53987090
beter idea:
european union funds confederate states to destroy the US

Will pay 50 queen's heads for a picture of a young matt lucas

>>53987080
you're not meant to use the : and the people who use ((((((((( are literally just their turbonormies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp_O3liJpu8

my money so long

>>53987083
lighting this one up for you then lad

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This is now an Endogenous Money Theory lads.
Banks create money! Tell yer gran and yer mates.

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>Ah yes, I work as a machine operator to earn queen's heads to spend on whatever philistine merriments I """"""""""""enjoy""""""""""""

>>53987142
>you're
america confirmed definitely not anglo, and therefore not /brit/ and so foy

>>53987218
Just like my wiener

girl i thought liked me just texts banal questions about assignments and such now. gonna start ghosting her pretty soon i think.

>>53987202
ltbhl (laughing to be honest lad)

>>53987230
nice one cheers lad

>>53987289
*writes it down*

instasync.com/r/bucks
instasync.com/r/bucks
instasync.com/r/bucks

acting like a big bellend to people today lads

>>53987325
What?

>>53987325
i don't get it, hes not an employee if he has his own start up

Should I cop an Alpha Industries bomber jacket for £100?

>>53987202
How did this guy get voted in? He has zero charisma.

Its like listening to a guy take student government too seriously in high school.

>>53987386
be a mushroom top instead :-)

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>>53987421
Canadians aren't very smart

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really want to fuck her little pussy

>>53987393
Depends, flying any missions into Germany in the near future?

>buy a book
>try to read it
>give up immediately

why do I bother

>>53987491
>little
>her

kek

>muh heritage
>wah wah gay rights
>im sorry for being white

hate this cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_rl4ZGdy34

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB7E1D_3Na4

good song

Plot twist: there was a school shooting in Canada

>>53987542
this is why i read on my old tablet desu

>>53987573
LSD sequence in a shitty movie/10

>>53987542
persevere lad, i can't imagine what it'd be like not having brilliant stories to read teeby aitch. there's some great stuff out there

time keeps on slipping, slipping, slipping

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This is a load of crap. Why should I, a thin person who knows how to enjoy Cornettos responsibly, be punished because fat people can't control themselves?

>>53987621
its just kike shit to maximise profits senpai dont get your knickers in a twist

>>53987542

read something you're interested in then

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-35388594
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-35388594
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-35388594
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-35388594

wonder what this is all aboooot (how canadians pronounce about)

>>53987584
Surely gun control will fix this

>>53987617
>tfw haven't read a book since leaving school in 2002

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>>53987621
>make healthier choices

>>53987573
good band

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>>53987621
>tfw cornettos and magnums are getting smaller than our beers

imagine tripping hard and listening to metal machine music

cara

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In the bath

>>53987672

seasonal affective disorder

>>53987621
so they use less product
What, you thought they would reduce the price accordingly?

>>53987684
honestly don't know how you get by lad. i can't sleep without a bit of a read. do it when i poo, when i'm on the train. love a good story me

>>53987741
I did

it actually made a lot of sense to me

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posting the new queen of slags

>>53987785
wew lad

>>53987777
good lad

>>53987775
we wuz water an shiet

>>53987672
natives shooting eachother

>>53987775
>tax right off

>>53987809
t. robot

>>53987785
haha what are you like

>>53987841
this post is both not funny and funny

explain this

>>53987741
I went to a metal festival fucked off my head on mandy
It sort of worked actually, the two go better than I thought they would

socks lol

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Just lay down on my floor foa second and woke up an hour later

Think I might be drunk

>>53987875
lol

>>53987888
It's called Molly you illiterate yukmouth

>>53987785
post COCK

Has anyone else noticed that all supermarket security guards are brown?

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>get to the pub
>friends leaving for after party and the host doesn't want me there because they think i'm weird
>come home

Okay.

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>>53987777

>>53987929
thanks

>>53987950
/brit/ is your friend

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muh dick

everything lock arff

>>53987940
in london all supermarket security are black and all parking wardens are somali

>>53987950
Kill them all

>>53987950
why didn't your "friends" stick up for you?

>>53987950
Every one is Your Enemy

Trust No-One

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>>53987993
>in london all supermarket security are black and all parking wardens are somali

Security in my local asda are indian.
Stereotypes help nobody

>>53987940
>supermarket security guards

???

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gettin cyber bullied again lads

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>It's called Molly you illiterate yukmouth

>>53987950
plot twist: the host didn't say anything

fedora spam as a post ironic counter meme is finally dead

>>53988062
>i'm sad so I'm gonna cut myself

wew

>>53987950
>leaving the house
>ever
honestly brought this on yourself lad

>>53987804
I might just be a pleb. I wouldn't even know where to start when it comes to fiction for adults.

>>53988062
>pls read
no lol

>>53987950
>after party where you actually have to be invited and cant just walk in provided youre with someone who vaguely knows someone else there

sounds like absolute noncery 2bh

>>53988045
blokes who stand by the door making sure nobody does a runner without paying for something

they also do menial, demeaning shit like collecting baskets and tidying up aisles

>>53988136
Look at a bestseller list

>get on bus in london
>be the only white person on it
what the fuck went wrong? get your shit together UK.

did lucy come?

>This lefty degenerate slut on Channel 4
Don't like it.

>Working in Tesco on the checkout
>bloke comes up to till
>iron bru (Lel) and some other shit
>"alright mate?" I said
>he mumbles "aye"
>scan his shit
>"right that's 20 quid then please"
>slaps down some Scottish notes
>oh here we fucking go
>take them and hold them up to the light as I do with all notes due to a recent bout of counterfeiting
>"'ats legal tenduh theer laddie"
>costanza face "yeah I know mate"
>he looks defeated
>hand him his change
>old dorris working behind me says "what a twat" as he walks off

>>53988246
>what the fuck went wrong?

Nothing, you racist

how triggered would the Irish be at my purchase of a 12er of Yuengling Black & Tan?

>>53988257
yeah shagging her right now lol

>>53988136
think about what you like in films and find a book in the same sort of territory. got to take a bit of a punt and try stuff, but those handwritten recommendations on the shelves in bookshops are surprisingly helpful. what sort of films do you like lad? if you're into sci-fi or fantasy stuff the world is your oyster t b h

>>53988257
She came and went

>>53988230
You're trying to trick me.

>>53987924
fucking proper

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r8 the 4chans i use

gagging for a shit

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>>53988246
>canada: 75% white
>UK: 87% white

>>53988160
Yeah man, I already went through the randomer stage and somehow came out the other end worse.

It's a long story but I really didn't deserve the treatment, they're proper Hype fags, what hurt the most was my mates ignoring my calls.

No doubt it'll be "because it'd be awkward if I picked up" so I just won't bother saying anything to anyone except /brit/.

>>53988337
ummm you might be autistic lol :)

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>>53988266
>Working in Tesco on the checkout
and you have the cheek to laugh at any other cunt

>>53988337
shit shit good dead dead supershit

>>53988266
The fuck is this story?

Where's the fall from grace and subsequent redemption?

Where's the validation of the heroes journey?

Where's the climax? (your mom haha)

>>53987950
bit sad t b h

>>53987621
>made of vegetable fat

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Tzuyu

>I'm not bisexual. There is 3.5 billion people who I can rule out having sex with because that's just the way I am.

the tears just won't stop coming. fuck.

>>53988441
man up paki

>>53987621
>how do we get people to buy more ice creams

>>53988246
You have no right to talk if you're not from the Maritimes tbqh

>>53988425
Would absolutely pound her against that wall with no remorse

>>53988441
Use stronger fabric la

>>53988266
>scottish man buys something at a shop in england
wow mate

thrilling

>>53988469
nonce

>>53988469
>british dude politely enters korean woman

Wouldn't watch that porno

im the draingang rainman

what you sayin

ralph lauren what im draped in

my colleague is from hull, what kind of bizarro world could lead to an accent like that? fucking hell

>>53988529
>politely
not everyone is a wanker from kent

>>53988526
posts the other webms

I have a need for a deed

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>mfw i invented 'alri'

>>53987950
people are such scum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lj6Ttp3_iw

>>53988582
What do the British do after rough sex?

Aplogize for the crying.

Oi lads I saw this video of these people getting their ears professionally cleaned by some scientist geezer with a little hook and shit and camera
Can anyone get that done? Would love someone to merk all the gunk in my ears Tbh because using cotton buds just pushes it to the ear drum

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desperate for a shag

>>53988337

More like food and cucking, you cuck

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>Amerifats

Did you hear about the scarecrow that won that award last night?
Apparently he was the most outstanding in his field ahaha

currently watching a colombian crossdresser eat cereal on webcam and wondering where my life went so wrong

>>53988595
you invented something scousers have been saying for centuries

>>53988660
Gagging for a shagging

i fell for the trap meme

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time for a poo then a wank lads

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>>53988587
16 is legal m8

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>>53988663

>>53988595
i invented the use of lad

>>53988711
Those are nice limbal rings.

>>53988674
*rolls eyes but has a wry grin on my face and let's out a little chuckle, calls the wife over to "come and listen to this, she says no but I say "come on just listen to it its proper funny!" And she does and enjoys it*

doing some amazing farts tonight lads. really windy and satisfying ones.

>>53988663
more like
>puckers

>>53988740
yes I am aware

continue

really need an escort soon

three fucking scimitars

>>53988711
>poo then wank
>not poo and wank
Pleb

>>53988740
Not a fan of Kposting in general but this girl is alright.

>>53988560
hull is manic depression: the town

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could use a qt bf rn

>>53988793
Desmond calm down la haha!

>>53988809
Can't enjoy shagging someone I have no connection to emotionally

>>53988663
memesport

>>53988827

>Be canadian
>Get shot

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>>53988663

>>53988869
LONDON

girls
>pee
>poo
>menstruate
how can men love these vile creatures?

bed time spliff ;)

>>53988815
Look mate, clearly you've had a bit to drink and that so I'll let you off with a warning, if you promise to delete this now, alright?

>>53988741
what's this from again?

>>53988888

hull is nice

>>53988932
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRmbIjf-FfA

this absolute gem

>>53988869

neither can i generally.

i think thats called being demisexual.

>>53988885
Good thing I have all this useless money to stanch the bleeding

>>53988952
thanks babe x

>>53988911
THREE

>>53988911
Uh oh, a stern warning. That means a polite but firm letter is next!

>>53988663
flying camera looks pretty cool. rest of niggercollide is pretty retarded though tbf t b h

>>53988869

it's either shag an escort or die a virgin

no woman will ever love me

can't fucking stand dumb people

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>>53988805
>>53988837

>>53989044
>t. dumb person

>>53989044
better move to a different country then lad haha WAHEYYY lmao t b h

taking the land rover out for a spin in the snow lads

>>53988651
you serious yank? have you ever in met a working class brit or just watched cartoons?

>>53989053
yes very good

now the elevator

>>53989085
good bant ngl

>>53989044
us stupid bois need to b punished for our lack of knowledge

>>53989086
>owning a meme rover

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stop putting women down lads ok

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>>53989113

>>53989096
>my da worked imself to deaf in da mines, and when he come ome ee useda give it too me mum so hard you could hear em when you was standing 4 feet away
>ee was a real man my da

>>53989197
now any more

taking recommendations

>>53989220
JOY

>>53989140
complaining about imaginary things: the twitter feed

>>53989125
*nollidge

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Some cunt in my section at work fucked up the dates on one of our payrolls (800 folk) and it wasn't paid lmao

Was like an episode of The Thick of It 2bh

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>>53989235

>>53989247
lads do the same thing on here all day lad. gets right on my tits tbph

>>53989274
hmm

>>53989220
so youve also watched monty python

>>53989333
aahh yes

very good

initiating wank

Business idea: instead of porno, refer to it in the singular as 'a pornography' to appeal to the social upper crust

>>53989256
Got a grievance against a lad up work HR are coming to talk about with me on Monday haha

>>53989256
Very good program

Did you go Malcolm on him

>>53989333
Quite interested in these thighs to be honest.

>>53989333
good post

>>53989347
Thought the exact same
Classic Yank behaviour

>>53989375
ha

>>53989347
>>53989423
Guy Ritchie, actually

>britards don't even know their own "culture"

>>53989376
Tell us the goss lad

anyone else here vape?

Business idea: annex America

Just took a pill lads. Not sure what possessed me. Don't know what to do.. Nobodies about!

Tunes? Any suggestions? Good films etc?

Recommend more like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY

>>53989525
Seen Speed Racer?

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Me in the Liverpool kit

>>53989489
>>>>>He still treats me well and nothing has changed in our relationship

Shut the fuck up then you stupid whore. Let the man be with this waifu during his own time.

>>53989525
what kind of pill

>>53989566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8-vje-bq9c

business idea: mass suicide

>>53989582
/gf2016/

>>53989503
Analyst at work has recently been getting uppity. It's his job to suggest ways of improving the business in relation to his small field. But his job is to suggest and advise not do.

On Thursday night he tried to take control of my staff and I had a big off with him in the middle of the floor. Told him to fuck off and get back into his box.

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>>53988262
>google her
>first link is her twitter
>see this first thing

I bet she's a huge cunt

>>53989615

morning after pill x

Making chicken tendies with honey garlic sauce

>>53989635
alri jim

>>53989375
Terrible business idea

The social upper crust is a tiny sliver of the entire market hence why it's always good business strategy to appeal to the lowest common denominator

>>53989475
>he hasn't seen the four yorkshiremen

Classic teaboos

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>>53989582
me in the leeds kit

>that moment just before you cum

Trump accidentally used Soviet soldiers in his campaign video for US veterans

People thought it was funny and still support him. I want off this ride

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>>53989706
what the fuck is this

>>53989700
Monty Pyton fucking blows outside of the Holy Grail and like 80% of Life of Brian

>>53989724
>that deep shame after you cum

>>53989635
I would like to sign up.

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>>53989706
>leeds

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>>53989726

>>53989646
Nice one lad

Talking of goss the guy beside me got a citation to the Court of Session lmao

>>53989741
its where they cut her tit open to shove the plastic in to make it bigger

>>53989726
fuck off commie mexican muslim prick
trump is going to make america great again and fix the anglo ties your current bloke ruined

>>53989726

We all make mistakes lad. He's normal like us.

>>53989741
it's a breast implant scar you spanner

>>53989778
dont they do that in your arm pit? seems a little low

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>>53989757
whats your problem m8

>>53989726
>trump personally edits his campaign videos

Come on lad get a grip

>>53989806
There's more than one way to do things you spacker

>>53989726
He has Mike Tyson's vote. Are you gonna let down the champ?

>>53989801
Why is wrench an insult in the Queens nations?

business idea: kill everyone who likes anime or k-pop

>>53989572
no, I'll check a trailer.

>>53989615
blue tesla. stupid idea lolz. cant even make the last train to london to go raving :/

>>53989796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaltZRnebac

>>53989747
>4 yorkshiremen
>monty python
'no'

knowledge is porridge

>>53989796
viper yourself my man

>>53989800
viper yourself my man

>>53989832
He's paying for his entire campaign, if he isn't watching his own campaign videos before they're sent out he doesn't deserve to be president. Viper yourself my man

>>53989844
i'm sorry i'm not up to date on how to be a fake human yank twat

>>53989855
t. man browsing anime website

>>53989851
shut up you fucking plonker

>>53989525
got any weed you absolute madman? couldn't handle that if i didn't have any weed teebie aitch

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>>53989830
you are a dying club

>>53989861
>tested at 214mg MDMA
have fun lad

>>53989747
>fucking blows

Can't believe Yanks unironically speak like this

Whatever mate that's your opinion, as shocked as you might be I couldn't give a toss whether you like them or not I'm not on fucking commission for their DVDs so it's no skin off my nose. I personally like all their stuff apart from Flying Circus but they have some select sketches in there I find funny
I also saw them live recently at the milenium dome and they were fantastic

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I'm platinum high right now lads ngl

>>53989905
fuck off bender