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kyary

>they remove the self service check outs at coles (for whatever reason)
>there a cute check out girl working
>go over
>speak softly
>hate myself

haha now THAT is what i call banter from the lord!

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XENIA

>>53956050
that's actually pretty fucked up

>>53956028
me in the bag

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>>53955975
>I have achieved literally nothing during the 4 years of Baneposting

Following the Dalai Lama on twitter lads. He seems like a nice bloke but I think he could work on making his ideas a bit more pragmatic tbph.

reminder that I love every single one of you lads <3

>>53955979
probs just do an ED visa for 3 years lad, get a nice nest egg built up, then come home and get a house.

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>pragmatic

>>53956087
I've given the world several dank memes. I don't want any praise though, I'm not a glory hunter.

Wish Thailad would fuck off

got to go to fucking Aberdeen for an interview fucking hell 6 hour drive reeeeeeeee

At least they cover transport costs

>>53956094

He literally lived like a king among his elite class while the rest of his country suffered and they implement severe and violent rule of law.

Now he travels the world in limos repeating Facebook platitudes and he's revered for it.

>>53956144
Inb4 he responds to you with a le epic smug gook reaction pic

>>53956137
hello reddit

>>53955975

Fuck off back to that thread on /tv/.

Blimey, mate.

is there anything less original than an english county flag with an orange symbol and a yellow background

>>53956050
People on hallucinogens are even worse. Their understanding of sarcasm seems to go completely out the window.

I have sincere doubts about the existence of a higher power.

>>53956144
I'm off in 20 minutes m8

filtered

>>53956168
I like him because he annoys the chinks

>>53956094
He's the spiritual equivalent of a Cale smoothie.

Lacking substance, and enjoyed only by white yuppies across the western world.

>>53956146
What job lad?

>>53956168
>not undermining China by supporting the Dalai Lama and Tibetan sovereignty

fags

abouts done

but 's terribly bad, havent even used sources or put references in, actually somewhat concerned if there could be any disciplinary consequences

My bus to college is at 11:10. Will I leave it off?

>>53956277

There's plenty of ways to undermine China without supporting a single despicable cunt.

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>tfw you realise Australian culture is a rip off of our culture yet everyone likes them much more

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Lay on the bed, and give me head
Lets call the boys, lets run a train

Doing some reddit posts

really don't understand why people post /tv/ memes on /int/

>>53955975
All the Israeli cubes banned from here and pushed onto the new /pol/ board. Post that. That was interesting.

hello, i'm taking your gookfu thailad, thanks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_WIuI5VZKA

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>>53956182
You're missing the red hand of ulster in the middle which has tons of history and folk tales behind it, me laddo

https://youtu.be/t8BaQrFZOYQ

>wake up
>feel the grandmother of all poos a-brewing
>stumble to bathroom
>struggle for 5 minutes
>do tiny poo
>humongous monster fart follows
feel absolutely fantastic lads

>>53956389
You're the rough draught, we're the final product

>>53956182
How does a yellow symbol on a green background sound?

>Want to listen to a podcast out of one ear so I can hear if anyone shouts me or there's a knock at the door
>Take one of the earphone into my hand
>It's the wrong side

Every time hahaha, God is such a fucking prick, always doing annoying stuff like that

>>53956435
>Red Hand of Ulster
>English

lmao

>>53956435
Red hand of O'Neill.
Respectable.

>>53956494
Bet you're a riot with a USB

>>53956389
>Australian culture isn't just American culture with an accent

>>53956479
I've thought that myself desu, that Australia is an improved version of the UK. Bit annoying really.

I'VE BEEN KEEPING MY EAR TO THE STREETS
THE UK RUN OUT OF IDEAS
EVERYBODY DOING COVERS OF AMERICAN BEATS

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>he doesn't like /tv/ memes

>>53956494
what

>>53956539
You're a mong then.

>>53956494
Subscribed

>Why yes, m'lady, it isn't just a coincidence that the more the world has rejected God, the more the world has gone to shit

>>53956517
>Americans don't have accents

>>53956551
too many paedos over there tbqh

>>53956448
Thats good to know Pat. Thanks for being honest. I really appreciate it. Tells me ALL i need to know about what everyone thinks. Sure glad we got that cleared up

>>53956539
You're always welcome here when your country finally collapses

>>53956539
>improved
>10 million miles of empty desert
>500 degree winters
>monster spiders the size of footballs chillen in your shoes
>0bps internet for $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 worthless monopoly pesos a month

ONE LINE FLOWS YEAH I'VE GOT SOME OF THOSE

>>53956581
Is the neckbeard saying this ironically?

>>53956615
please take this ppost and put it on r/4chan btw i worked really hard to make it memetic

>>53956602
I'm staying for the collapse, should be proper bants

Maggie was named after Matt Groening's younger sister Margaret "Maggie" Groening. She often sucked on a pacifier and wore a sleep suit, two traits Groening used for Maggie. Maggie then made her debut with the rest of the Simpsons clan on 19 April 1987 in the Tracey Ullman short "Good Night".[15] Groening thought that it would be funny to have a baby character that did not talk and never grew up, but assigned any emotions that the scene required. Her comedic hallmarks include her tendency to stumble and land on her face while attempting to walk (though this has been downplayed in later seasons), and a penchant for sucking on her pacifier, the sound of which has become the equivalent of her catchphrase and was originally created by Groening during the Tracey Ullman period, and by Nancy Cartwright during the regular series.

right better be off to hand this shite what a travesty oh sons of dis

Getting quite excited about all the new towns that will be built in Australia to house the white british refugees when britain collapses

Started watching the expanse yesterday. It is a poor imitation of BSG. v. disappointed

>>53956615
Yeah but they're all really fit for some reason and they have massive Yank houses with swimming pools.
>>53956602
Would rather kill myself than live in a country where it's 40 degrees on Crimbo but cheers for the offer lad. I'll be off to Canada.

>>53956704
fair point
ill be in new zealand myself
rather an earthquake do me in than a spider or a muslim

http://www.s[filter's going to fuck with this]mh.com.au/nsw/former-private-school-student-david-anderson-allegedly-stabbed-parents-for-drug-money-20160122-gmbwa9.html

lad i went to school with literally stabbed his parents on ice

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>>53956693
>mfw Aussie President Bruce Chang sinks the boats

>>53956704
>I'll be off to Canada.

at least go to new zealand you flop

>>53956748
>stabbed his parents on ice
Pretty impressive ngl, I can barely even let go of the wall when I go

>>53956781
>Pretty impressive ngl, I can barely even let go of the wall when I go

alright lad that was pretty funny haha *blows you a kiss*

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>Why, yes, I do listen to mainstream music

>>53956779
>>53956731
New Zealand is too cucked by the Maoris. I think I would kill myself if I saw my beautiful, white Anglo child wearing an All Blacks shirt doing the haka.

>>53956753
*slips you a £20 note to delete this post*

Really want to wageslave closer to home. those extra minutes in bed will make all the difference

>>53956832
the haka is sick and a lot of maoris are mad cunts

enjoy living with americans

>>53956803
*catches it*
*puts it down my boxers*

>>53956748
>stabbed his parents on ice

Did he do a pirouette after?

>>53956832
>not wanting your kids to grow up as fearless warriors
who dyou thinks going to defend you from the ch*nks when youre 80 years old

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>I listen to music made after 1900

>>53956863
the joke's already been made

ice as in meth

>speak to qt cashier at Tesco
>haven't said anything in a while
>voice breaks

fucks sake

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>>53956817
Why harry, you're a Protestant. You're more progressive than the mudbloods.

>>53956884
same thing happened to me today except instead of voice breaking i just spoke really softly haha you may have seen my post earlier on haha you and i are one in a like :)

>>53956690
Physically handing in? I thought you just spoke like you're from the distant past; I didn't realise you actually resided there.

http://strawpoll.me/6607209
http://strawpoll.me/6607209
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IMPORTANT
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MATTER OF UTMOST URGENCY

>>53956881
well yeah
there was no music before 1900

>>53956851
Kia'ora, Tawera Naholo!
>>53956874
Maoris are literally just fat brown Chinks with shit face paint m8. Fuck em, I'll fight one right now.

>>53956909
haha mental! maybe we r twins separated at birth?? O_o

>>53956921
add in his new single "what do you meme" its the better version

>>53956936
if you ever fought a maori you would get fucking battered they are the personification of brick walls

>>53956936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6Qtc_zlGhc

>>53956921
Literal plebeians in this thread

>>53956921
>no boyfriend

shit list

>>53956977
That's just a meme. They're fat, covered in tattoos and do silly dances - no different from us except the chinky eyes.

>>53956921
This one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWpH0rtB9VY

>>53957013
its not a meme i see those cunts on the train all the time with their combed, jelled hair, those square-y black shoes, and guitars and they're all big bastards

Post pin up girls. They're my fetish. I'll jizz all over this thread and your face will get sticky

http://gen.lib.rus.ec is gone :((((

>>53956921
>le Justin bieber drops serious bangers lads

FONT

doing a bong

>>53956988
miss the communal spirit of my school tbhahaha

Any latest update from reddit?

>>53957013
my parents grew up in nz
ill take their word over some twat on 4chan

*tips taqiyya*

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Gwen

>>53957084
Man face

*tips skullcap*

>>53957084
did she died

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7) Do NOT post anything older than a year. That shit belongs in /r/classic4chan.
Artistic people needed, click here to create a header image, earn GBP and get it seen by thousands of special people.

>>53956921
I'll Show You

http://strawpoll.me/6607243

http://strawpoll.me/6607243

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>dad was an asshole he fucked you up, built the gears in your head, now he greases them up, and no one paid attention when you stopped eating, 87 pounds and this all bears repeating

>>53957131
Fuck off

>>53956977
They're fatties who couldn't even defend their own country from New Zealanders. Wouldn't be worried at all.
>>53956988
>watches them do muh big scary war dance
>"you done prancing around lad?"
>roll up sleeves
>knock him out with one strong, true punch to the head
>sniff once, walk off

>>53956936
It's too orangey for crows. It's just for me and my dog.

From Ibiza to the Norfolk broads

>>53957163
what type of bearing does that have of them decking you? they're naturally born bigger

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>>53957150
>No

>>53957150
Bet you think you're real funny, huh bub

what lingo are they speaking in the haka

>>53957175
>le dead idol

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>>53957131

Gurkhas are harder than Maoris

>>53957180
Yeah I'm only joking lad, I'm a weed I imagine most Maoris could easily have me.

Still think New Zealand is a bit gay though.

>>53957236
They why are they named after the noise of gagging on a cock then mate

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>Gurkhas are harder than Maoris

>>53957236
whats the difference between gurkhas and pickles? is it the way they're stored or something?

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>>53957236
alri joanna

She says hey it's Romeo, you nearly gave me a heartache

>>53957249
Because that's the last noise you make before you die.

>>53957198
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C4%81ori_language

*puts jojoba seed oil in your hair*

Thank me later

Comfy sci-fi film list
>Moon
>Interstellar
>Blade Runner

any more?

>lumley posting

New gimmick?

>>53957306
Minority Report

>>53957306
her

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unironically love these houses, it's like listening to blur and getting a tiny little glimpse of how common people might live

>>53957249
The name may be traced to the medieval Hindu warrior-saint Guru Gorakhnath[3] who has a historic shrine in Gorkha.[4] The word itself derived from Go-Raksha, raksha becoming rakha. Rakhawala means protector and is derived from raksha as well.

>>53957306
GitS

>>53957084
Excellent post

>>53957306
contact

if you havn't seen it please do

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old tight ma goons in manny

>Used to have a crush on this fit blonde MILF teacher I had in 6th form
>Just saw she commented on a photo of my mate's graduation
>She must accept friend requests from students
>Click on her profile
>It says she's single now

Strongly considering adding her and flirting with her later when I'm sozzled, y/n?

>>53957370
>a crush
fuck off yank

>>53957370
Post a pic

>>53957331
>>53957359
yes, excellent
>>53957346
>>53957327
need to watch these two

>>53957259
To be fair, today they are.
Maoris are not the cannibalistic mentalists they were. No more oarfu.
Just cook eggs woman and beat up your wife's brother for raping your daughter when she tops herself and leaves a diary.
Be Bobba fetts dad, be cloned then be African because Jews.
Once were clones.

>200 word essay due next month
Bricking it, lads

>>53957394
doxxable info la.

>>53957306
Edge of Tomorrow
Star Trek: First Contact

>>53957435
>he doesn't have a Facebook Gold account

>>53957435
draw her then

>maori starts doing his silly dance
>*I teleport behind him*
>I delivery swift scissor kick to his temple knocking him out cold
>heh - nuthin personnel kid

>>53957306
End of Evangelion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aes4bW4B-Gs

Just finished Straight Outta Compton, why do normies hype it up so much?

>>53957306
k-on

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>normies

>>53957425
>4 words a day
ooft that's a toughie lad

>finish dissertation chapter today
>cheeky tab of acid tomorrow
>chill sunday
r8 my weekend plans

>>53957474
>aw that was pretty rude bru

>>53957499
the album or the film?

>>53957511
Good post

daytime /brit/ is much better than evening /brit/.

>>53957489
Ruaridh
>>53957467
Can't draw. She's short, petite, blonde, probably like 40 and has lovely norks and blowie lips.

>>53957561
Film

>>53957524
9

>>53957567
drunk evening /brit/ > daytime /brit/ > evening /brit/

>>53957499
BLACK FLICKS MATTER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZjwxHIlRag

>>53957306
The Martian is the most SF film in years and very comfy.

>>53957402
My fave film desu. Don't think anything has yet beat it as far as post-/cyberpunk design goes.

>>53957359
The film is terrible.

>>53957306
Oblivion, Pacific Rim, Dredd, Starship Troopers

On Australia Day I'm going to create an /AUS/ thread that'll have in the op comment "first and foremost we should thank the native custodians of these lands for letting us stay and live here" so if that goes viral you read it here first

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>>53957644
>Oblivion
thanks anon now I have to reinstall oblivion

>>53957524
degenerate

>>53957683
https://youtu.be/tzN-iOLgXHw

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>>53957644
Hold on. He said SF. Troopers qualifies but Oblivion is a bad film. Why recommend shit?

http://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/jan/22/blindspot-anonymous-messaging-app-israel-under-fire

hope this takes off over here

>been flirting with a girl for the last month
>she flirts back just as much
>asked me out on Tuesday to go to a bar with her and friends, would normally (we go out twice a week usually) had to say no because I was really ill
>she got off with a guy that night, still flirts with me though
What the fuck do I do?

think i have a cyst in my earlobe lads
what to do?

Why exactly is 4/5 of every pop song about love? don't get it 2bh

>>53957817
eat it

>>53957817
smack it with a bible

>>53957806
murder her in cold blood

>>53957773
because people have different opinions anon

Lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doaQC-S8de8

>>53957784
that sounds hilarious actually
a lot of bantz potential

>>53957806
She's trying to get you to make a move and lock her down

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>mummy is in the shower
>I'm going to flush the toilet

>>53955975
>haha

only thing that i can be bothered doing for lunch is a can of beans with some cheese and hot sauce
shall I do it lads?

>>53957885
good banter

>>53957806
actually ask her out or do nothing and remain friends
cant be mad at her for getting with someone when there's nothing between you two

>>53957859
It would be like the good old days of formspring and ask.fm all over again

'curry for breakfast' babby mused

>>53956917
because its nonassessed; this makes a difference for some reason
but yes i dont really understand why tbf
anyway all done now, im going to use the excuse of 'i was treating it like a practice exam question'

>>53957644
by god this is an exceptional taste in filmography

>>53957773
Oblivion wasn't that bad, just a bit bland.

>>53957817
Get drunk, have scalpel at the ready, cut it out. and supply pics of the process. Unless it's your inner ear we're just talking cartilage and few nerve endings. Make sure shit is sterile and do it.

>mummy made me ham sandwiches for work today
>she snuck some tomoto into them

Bleuugh! What's she like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0

>>53957885
Good post. We need more of this on brit

>>53957928
ugh, MOMS am i right??

GOING TO DO A MASSIVE POO WISH ME LUCK IT WONT BE FUN CRYING AAAA

>British """"""""""men""""""""""

was going to get hair cut today but unsure now that I read about the anon who had a cold head after getting one done

>>53957971
FOY

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>>53957981

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Is it ok to take mdma with a full stomach? Ive had all three meals today and ive only ever taken mdma on a light stomach like starving myself all day to take it. I wasnt planning on dropping today but i kinda want to before i head out but yeah the full stomach thing

>>53957999
buy a hat :)

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Mad Max Fury Road wasn't anything special desu

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>saving your passwords on your browser isn't safe
FUCK

>>53958034
did you not see those videos on reddit?

>>53957906
I'm not mad at her for getting off with the guy, like you say there is no expectation when we aren't actually going out yet. It's just confusing.
>>53957868
That makes sense. I am trying to make a move but I suck at dating

>>53958019
Seriously shit idea lad, you'll be puking everywhere and grossing people out. Trust me.

>>53958019
>Is it ok to take mdma
no
>Is it ok to take mdma with a full stomach?
Yes, it will just take slightly longer to absorb.

>>53958056
What videos? Also I posted the wrong image there sorry about that.

>>53956032
>(for whatever reason)

it's still super easy to steal from them lmao

>>53958044
Nothing is safe la

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>>53958090

>>53958057
Just ask her how she feels about you :)))) she'll reply in non-committal terms, ask you the same and you can tell her how you actually feel :)))))))) and then you can ask her round to yours where you can kiss her and cuddle her and maybe even squeeze her chebs :)))))))))))))))

>>53958057
she wanted to fuck you. you didn't go. she fucked another dude.

just meet up with her for assured roots

>>53957845
Poo in loo aside,
I watched every episode of the 80s Mahabarat. I loved it. Krishna's discs, Bhima's mace, all dem husbands and one wife. Interesting shit.

Need to get out of bed aaaaah

odds i have i wank

evens i have a wank

dubs i dont wake

trips i dont wank for 4 days then fuck an escort on the 5th

quads i try prostate stim

phew-ee
back from my poo-ee
was nothing special, over in a matter of seconds as a matter of fact
the wiping was worsen the eshatulating

>Pooing in the street
>getting colonised

Asian """""Culture""""

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business idea: we add each other on shove

>>53958044
Forgot my ghostmail password. Looks like I'll have to wait for it to get deleted after 10 months of inactivity

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Never played a pokemans game past Gen 1

8)

>>53958174
do prostate stim anyway

>>53958019
>Is it ok to take mdma with a full stomach?
yes
It might take a bit longer to come up though

im shitposting on runescape

>>53958208
Business idea: get fucked you fucking freak

business idea: we add each other on grindr

>>53958208
Don't know what that is. Sounds bent though.

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>stick knife in toaster because bread was stuck
>toaster was still on
>caused a power cut and had to flip some switches in the fuse box
>now the toaster doesn't work

>>53958136
When I say got off I don't mean fucked, she just made out with him for a few hours

>>53958208
>allowing literal nonces to open web pages on your computer
yeah, nah

>>53958216
congrats you only played the 2nd worst pokemon game

bigassmessage.com/ba938

business idea: we add each other on grommr

business idea : charity circlejerk

business idea: put the money in the bag and no-one gets hurt

>>53958019
>Is it ok to take mdma with a full stomach?
Fine.
Pills bonding agents tended to be laxatives so when you're coming up you'll get the shits but pure mdma on its own, who knows. Won't kill you if you've eaten, less of a belly rush most likely..

>>53958260
You should be dead and you're moaning about a broken toaster

haha mate just asked me for advice on an ig caption and i said to him to put this down:

>it was a sweltering 38 so these pants were bringing out the sweat but they made me look fleek af haha look

and hes actually gonna do it haha

>>53958260
You fucking retard, you deserve everything you get

>>53958260
Funny to think that somebody on /brit/ could have literally just died.

>>53958285
excellent

bigassmessage.com/b7d6e

>>53958314
It's worth £109

Got rejected in two interviews because I asked them what the options are for developing within the company. Guess they just want a yes man pleb that will stay in the lowest rung of the ladder.

Got rejected from another interview despite them loving me because it turns out the bosses friends son needed a job

Got rejected from fucking McDonald's (I was desperate) despite having over 7 years retail experience

Got rejected from a handful of others because I have a degree. They literally said this.

I don't know what employers want anymore. Is it because my current boss is my reference and is giving shit reviews about me?

>>53958346
My boss saw that. I just got fired now thanks

I'm a bit chilled out atm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_12QwdU1e6Q

PEACE

Some twat at my work just got fired for browsing racist websites so I got a promotion lads
waheyyy

>>53958353
DUALIT

>>53958383
Don't mention you have a degree mate

was masturbating in the office to some violent double anal videos and my boss only went and fired me, fucking nazi

>>53958386
Good. Normies btfo

>>53958383
Try applying to something directly related to whatever your degree was.

>>53958417
Yeah it's Dualit, I probably broke the fuse or something but I'm not knowledgeable enough to fix it

>>53958386
bigassmessage.com/f32a5

>>53958383
>Hello, I would be an asset to your company, by the way I spent 3 years and £30,000 of other people's money on a piece of paper
Wonder why that didn't work

>>53958383
Don't think so lad. Can't tell you for sure but my dad is an employer and he was saying you can't give shit references anymore, you can either give good ones or ones that state your job role and whether you turned up to work on time and performed your duties. He can't say you were terrible or anything. Although my dad could be talking balls.

>>53958383
Sell your arse lad, good money if youre attractive and men love newbies it drives them wild and they tip very well

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>>53958383
>get a degree
>apply to jobs a fresh-off-the-boat immigrant with no english could get

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hi Britbros. do you like Civ5?

I BUMMED YOUR MUM

I BUMMED YOUR DAD

I BUMMED YER NAN

AND YOUR NEXT LAD :^)

>>53958482
yes

>>53958482
never played a civ game
I probably should at some point

>>53958353
I wish you'd died you billionaire cunt

>>53958482
I don't have the patience to get good at game like this anymore

>>53958482
Yes

>>53958481
Stop bringing in immigrants then

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>>53958521
>Cheshire
>Calling me a billionaire

>>53958538
ok sorry mate no more immigrants starting today i promise

Got rejected from JJB. Manager said I was arrogant.

Going to watch our brand is crisis tonight.

Do NOT spoil

>>53958089
>2016
>stealing from fucking coles

At least steal from JB Hi-Fi or Target instead smhtbqh

>>53958482
>>53958499
are dubs reroll?

just absolutely d e m o l i s h e d a tuna ciabatta lads, it never saw me coming

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wish i had a girlfriend who would occasionally make me a cuppa without me even having to ask

>>53958482
>how turn one hour into 12 the gayme.

>>53958605
I get it.

>>53958566
i would, but i have no idea what that is so looks like u got lucky kid :^) *winks at u*

>>53958581

>Maya
>Earth
>Diplomacy

Have fun bro

>>53958590
Mine gets back from work just before me so there's usually one waiting

Why do people fall for the credit score meme?
>I'm going to pay someone £80 to give me a score on my credit to apply for money I don't have
How about you just pay for what you can afford? Then there's no need for credit scores

do remember being attracted to girls without getting erections?

it felt like actual love rather than just wanting to put my willy in them

>>53958611
I don't normally communicate like a retard. My apologies.

>>53958686
Yeah, had my first kiss at 5/6 years old

>>53958679
>mfw every time you do a credit check on yourself that doesn't result in a purchase your credit score goes down

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For a lunch time treat I am wrapping cheese in pepperoni and then cooking it

>>53958696
I get it.

>>53958686
hahah no??? absolute bender

>>53958716
nonse

>>53958716
Fuck Off FONT Twat

>>53958573
How do you steal from coles? Im poor and id love some free groceries

>>53958731
She was 7, so I was just a younger male being taken advantage of

>>53958722
looked like fish fingers in the thumbnail

>viral videos are now news
Thank you, BBC

just made an entry in my journal

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>Fuck Off FONT Twat

>>53958773
bbc front page =/= bbc news front page

>>53958722
>british """"cuisine""""
>white people """food"""

>>53958722
Stick that shit on a sandwich with some spicy tomato, onion and red pepper chutney

>>53958803
Nah, I've got BBC News on in the background. Not enough happening in the world.

>>53958786
>I was raped

>house viewing
FUCK OFF I DON'T WANT TO BE AWAKE AT THIS TIME

>>53958750
Well, depending on where the store is, there won't be any of those beeping things.

I live right near a standalone coles, so as soon as you're out of the main gates you're, well, outside. You can just walk over to your car and drive off, and the alarm won't go off. I've seen my friends do it with chocolate bars and drinks they hide under their sweaters or in their pockets, they take it with them as they go through the self-serve so no one bothers them.

So yeah, you can do that if you want to take small items. If you want to take larger ones like a box of cans or someshit, just buy something else that's important and don't scan the stuff you want to steal. Go late-ish so there won't be many workers.

>>53958843
40 dindus just died m8


>>53958861
fob

>22 days no fap

Want to impregate every girl I walk past right now familia

This Zimbabwean lad I've been chatting to is well weird. He thinks one of the biggest problems facing society is "teens doing drugs and witchcraft"

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>>53958821
>>white people """food"""
Rasheed
There's a reason why French and Italian food is considered the bed
>>53958860
>you can be raped via one peck on the lips

>>53958892
Yeah, it's scrolling along the bottom.

>>53958861
>people still use the estate agent meme
>paying someone to sell your own thing
Why don't people just cut out the middle man, sell your house yourself and have more money?

>>53958911
best*

>tfw no French food to sleep on

>>53958861
kek there's viewings at my uni flat but i'm not even back yet from christmas. no idea what state i left my room in haha

>>53958933
He's probably a student, lad.

>>53958918
they don have that anymore

>>53958955
I'm looking at it right now.

based mos def

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6ACE-BBPRs

real nigga

doin real things

ya ere me

>>53958983
yank/10

>>53958983
wew
the fat in those

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>>53958978
just emailed them about a potential hacker threat m8
enjoy getting backtraced

>>53958983
r/foodporn/10

>>53959021
I'm talking about the television, mate, as I have been the entire time.