hoppers edition
2bs for all
>be Latvian
>hate country and leave
>>53887079
only so little?
>>53887079
>be ivan proxyfagging
>be Latvian
>get HIV/AIDS
>>53886953
He keeps posting about the 2008 economic crisis and the emigration from the results of it.
>>53887079
>be american
>get shot
>>53887079
>be american
>get shot
>>53887100
first dubs of the thread
>>53887131
>be American
>Be Nigger
>>53887016
Why do Australians belong to /balt/ too? I can understand how Greece is related to /balk/, but you guys :DDDDDDDDDD
It's some kind of what? :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
t. benis
again
>be Baltic
>get raped
>>53887230
Balt generals suck without us.
I know you're in here Andris you tall Latvian mofo
>>53887230
Because
THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE SHIPOST EMPIRE
>>53887131
>be american
>whole country is HIV
>>53887277
dubs = truth
>>53887079
>Be American
>Get shot
>Pay $120000 for medical bills
>Get shot
>>53887287
Is that the cocaine dude? Or you're a different canuck.
>>53887287
andris is in ur mum atm
>>53887242
>sweden
>>53887287
he's in ur mum atm
>>53887242
>Be American
>Go outside
>get blown away by tornado
>Wake up in hospital
>t. doctor "you will have to pay 250 000$ for surgery and the time you stayed at this hospital"
>Drive home
>While driving get a call
>"This is police speaking I just want to tell you that your kid been shot in school shooting"
>Drive to see your kid
>While driving get shot by random nigger
>Survive but die from heart attack 2 days later
>>53887301
EMPIRE WITH THE CAPITAL IN VILNUS EBIN :-----DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
t. get shot
>>53887323
>>Pay $120000 for medical bills
>don't care because we're filthy rich
:DDDDDD
>>53887242
>Source: European agencies for fundamental rights
>>53887401
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>53887389
>Vilnus
Yeaaaaah, no. Lithuanian architecture is too slavic.
>>53887367
>>53887390
>mean average
>not median
>in a country with most millionaires
american education strikes again
>>53887390
Now post the median wage u cuck.
>>53887390
>2 years salary spent on one visit
...
what the fuck xDDDDD
>>53887230
In 1993, a study showed that cudly koalas would most prefer to live in Baltics if the eucalyptus trees they rely on were not indigenous to only 1 continent.
Riga zoo has 5 koalas and the strongman Ivars Bergmanis when called to carry heavy turtles from 1 zoo habitat to another noted that he would much rather carry cuddly koalas.
>>53887572
Bravo, Latvia!
>>53887389
Гoвнoeд
>be Latvia
>misplace GDP
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>53887572
wat
READY UP LADS THE BIG 8 IS COMING
>>53887357
Cocaine dude ? No I'm the canuck that visited Riga the summer before last
>>53887728
verified
Hello, friends. I have a flight friday but I dont want to fly, what should I do?
>>53887572
Someone needs to research on Emus, they would be the ultra-elite-troops of the balt-auzn armed forces.
>>53887787
Kill self.
>>53887787
>887787
SO CLOSE
>>53887787
Africa
>>53887787
Have u heard of David Bowie? :DDDDDD
HE IS DEAD :DDDDDDDD
But when he was alive, he travelled by train through the evil empire aka USSR because he was afraid of planes like YOU :DDDDD
>>53887804
Rude
>>53887787
Nobody likes flying except pilots, don't be a pussy.
>>53887904
Skitstövel.
870 LEFT, LADS READY UP! WE HAVE TO GET THE GET
>>53888065
yr möm is ready to get as it cums
>>53888065
m8 No get here
>>53888144
;DDDD
>>53888190
WEHER GETE :DDDDDDDDĐD
I'm here to answer any questions and giving items
>>53888888 get
sexy baltic doubles
>>53888312
Here you go lad
>>53888312
its a perk of baltids
sensually barbecued number-shaped twin shrimps
>>53888367
>off by one
lmaoing at you life faм
>>53888267
Can you do not answer on this question??? :DD
reminder to brush twice a day
t. dental pro
>>53888370
Double grilled twin ribs arranged in numerical order
>>53888412
wut wut I dont understand am not understanding it right now lmao please explain
>>53888425
shut the fuck up
>>53888523
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRude, m8
200 LEFT
benis
Give us the eights
>>53888594
i left my cum in ur mum
I have sex with your mothers so often, I decided to just write a cron job to do that.
ITT ivan scum
>>53888662
You left your 4 digits there as well :DDDDDD
>>53888662
cum 100% left. o fuggg, his mum is full of you lad :DDDDD
88
heil
:DDDubs
>>53888523
Is the orange plastic at the end of the gun a euphemism for the man's impotence?
Get
look at the numbers
>>53887079
Life is life.
GET when?
Chile is baltic.
:Devil
/balt/ + /ausnz/
Me get
dfasdas
How can we sleep when our heads are turning?
14 88
fuggg :DDDDDD
>>53888888
ya blew it
>>53888875
>>53888895
not even close
>>538888888
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING SWEDEN GOT THE GET
THEY DIDNT DESERVE THIS
>>53888456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJN754hULAo
>no GET
balt sux DDDDDDDDDD:
j/k yr mum was good tonight :DDDDDD
faggots, fucking faggots
i love you guys. you make me comfy even through my problems
>>53888965
Glad to know mods are actually still here desu.
>>53889451
nevermind I guess...
>>53889517
can you stay? dont leave us pls
>>53887540
underrated
>>53889350
What's up?
Also
FUCK YOU JANNIES I KNOW YOU DID THIS, GET OVER THE FACT THAT WE KEKED YOU FAGGOTS, GIVE US
OUR GET BACK
>>53889350
It's only fair since ur mum makes our penises feel comfy.
NARKOMAN
>>53889991
want SOEM krokodil? :DDDDDDD
>>53890059
no i huff paint
>>53889846
alcohol and my jaw infection
>>53889933
nice digits
>>53890098
YOU NARKOMAN?
TOXIKOMAN then :DDDDDDDD
>>53890216
are you a russian? no proxy?
who would've thought shitposting on /x/ could get you banned
>>53890256
No p-proxy, senpai.
>>53890196
Shit, don't get blood infection, pal.
>>53890456
>>53890686
Never understood the albanian meme, could someone explain?
>>53890758
He rapes
He kills
He is behind you
>>53890571
ill try not to. paracetamol and codeine are my friends at the moment
>>53890758
>>53890758
>>53890837
>He rapes
>He is behind you
That definitely sounds sounds like something /x/ would try to summon.
>>53890921
Have some dubs to feel better
>>53891393
duuuuub hurts
duuuuub scars
>>53891393
Check em
>>53891656
>>53891571
>>53891656
Fucking hell, guys. It's the thought that counts, okay?
>>53891760
T-thanks
>>53891760
it means a lot to me my friend.thanks
i guess it's goodnight :3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTJVzcyCbtE
>>53889585
I don't know if you're being sarcastic or no but in case you're not, I pop in every 10-20 minutes to see if something new is going on.
thread is kill?
waiting for the battle thred to kill and then off to sleep :DDDDDD
nothing personnel, kids
CHECK OUT THESE SWEET REPEATING NUMBERS, FAMILIE
numerum
>>53893661
>>53893665
we were conned out of them :(
someone call the dubs police
>>53893706
Who needs the dubs police? We just need to find >>53893666 and kill him :DDDD then we can take back our trips
Who is John Galt?
>>53894030
lol, dunno, lad :DDD
>>53894030
who is ur mum? XDDDDDDD
>>53894233
nice dubs lad
>>53894030
John Balt? :DDDD
had to change my vote to keep the doubles
>>53895433
same xDD
/balt/? More like /piss/!
/ausnz/? More like /shit/!
>>53895805
take that back
>>53895805
/cum/ more like the fluid i left in ur mum
>>53895902
pretty good tbf
ok whatever, the pole probably went to bed so the final result is:
>>53895682
good fight and good night
>>53896016
thx, gonna go dream about mums now :DDDDDDD
what a bunch of faggots tbf
by the power of shitposting keep me awake!
>>53897404
let the shitposting take hold m8
let it rule you
:DDDDDD
psst, hey, hey you
>>53897539
fugg im really sleepy
hey you
>>53897584
hi botswana :DDDD
how r u?
>>53897585
i believe in u eesti, do it for the fatherland, do it for /balt/
>>53897659
>argetine
>white
lel troled hard kid
>>53897682
>>53897707
hey kids
want some candy?
>>53897719
sure :DDD what i'd really like tho is control over some useless frozen rocks in the south atlantic. can you help me with that, uruguay?
>>53897719
do u have kitkats, bro i love kitkats
>>53897758
>>53897777
come into my van, come kids
>>53897777
put the kit in my kat dog, its a four number combo!!
you me and the apocalypse lads
wanna dick the blakk chikk hard xDDD
>>53897777
WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW
DOUBLE DUBS
CHEKT CHEKT CHEKT CHEKT
BRAVO EESIT
>>53897867
nice single
30 fucking degrees. I'm dying here
>>53897805
lol ok :DDDD
>>53897866
another eesti another dubs
its all in the ebb and flow
>>53897895
ew, you have hair, git out
>>53897892
>tfw
>>53897885
Thank you greece (^:
you too
2D victims are real only to the ones who perceive the truest form.
>>53897952
>>53897892
It's a nice and cloudy 34 here. Delicious humidity to go with the heat
>>53897988
Nice repeating digits, my friend
>>53898015
Do you have to deal with mosquitoes too?
Hoping I don't catch dengue desu
>>53898042
It's a course and a blessing.
>>53898077
Nice dubs
Not where I live, I'm inland, and inland Australia generally means dry. Only really gets humid before it rains. There are the typical grass bugs and that but mosquitoes aren't a huge problem. If I were to drive 2 or 3 hours east to the coast it would be another story.
>>53898077
i LIKE these numbers, my man!
>>53898178
What about these?
What a world, eh, an argie, an aussie and an estonian walk into a bar. They comment on each other's repeating digits and the weather of tomorrow. What a world.
>>53898222
Checking those trips. And to think that this beautiful reality was brought abut through the power of shitposting. We truly only have God to thank.
>>53898222
mirin
>>53898192
I'ts a Two, I give it 2/2.
>>53898222
I know eh?
Not only is it amazing that we can interact with people across the globe, but it's even more incredible that we have a common language to have a conversation in.
Also, NICE trips.
>>53898323
>>A NEW CONTENDER ENTERS THE ARENA<<
Present your numbers, fellow information superhighway traveller
ever think of fucking fat chicks? no? good! don't get a gf in her 20s, get one in her 30s and still trim. shows resilience!
Next post will be dubs
>>53898390
haha, yeah. what?
>>53898440
qepd
I'm just keeping myself awake for no reason at this point.
>>53898474
>for no reason
I thought it was for me.
>>53898416
don't you fucking what me son
>>53898497
I'm sorry, do I know You?
>>53898504
Uhm, yes?
>>53898503
fucking. what. huh?? yea bitch
>>53898361
h-here I go!
>>53898474
If dubs you have to go to sleep :^)
>>53898525
Please add me to Your professional network on LinkenDIN.
Okay the name is NOT helping. Rolling dubs for sleep.
RELEASE ME DEMON OF 4CHAN!
>>53898570
Invitation sent.
>>53898528
fucking what? i'll fuck your holes up and cut some more to fuck, that's fucking what bitch.
>>53898605
I've got ya, mate
One of these days /balt/ will be nothing but posting of dubs. Maybe they will not know it, but secretly, everyone is rolling. Everyone is always rolling.
>>53898633
nicem, what a day, WHAT A DAY
>>53898622
Thank You and Thank You for You'r dubs.
>>53898631
Now we kiss and make up, you will wear lipstick, I will take eyeliner.
>>53898633
Thank You, You Dubs and Good Knight!
>>53898622
>>53898651
You too, argie
>>53898634
is it true that estonians love incest?
>>53898666
I feel it, it's starting
>>53898669
>Germans are so cucked they think having sex with your own race is incest
My pants are now off, it's time to relax.
>>53899944
Yes! (I never went to bed)
>>53900018
Bloody hell eesti you must be knackered, what are you doing up at this hour.
>>53900073
Energy requirements are very low atm, I'm watching Always Sunny videos on Youtube.
>>53900123
I'm watching The Expanse, some Latvian put me on to it and it's quite good if you're into that sort of stuff.
>>53900292
Dude I've read the books and I'm up to date with the show. It's fucking mint.
Five or so days of rain and misery and now this shit
>balkdumbs
>have a dream that i move to a new town and have no friends
>depressed
>about to go out skateboarding
>see about a dozen other people around my age on skateboards
>they see me and start talking to me
>webecomefriends.jpg
>about 15 of us skateboarding through a large but cozy city causing mayhem and having fun
>having the time of my life
>start getting chased by fat mall cop
>we all scatter and spread to different parts of the city
>wake up because alarm to go to job
>>53900482
You're in the wrong thread lad
>>53900500
Shut up, dummy. I'm an American. Don't speak to me like that.
>>53900575
Leave burger no one wants you here.
>>53900611
I'm an American and I'm telling you to leave. Now.
>>53900382
I know man fuckin hooked atm
kõigest on suva, sita hais käib üle pea
>>53900482
>Lithuania
I expected better of you tbph
Also bravo, eesti
>>53900482
>amerimaps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr4QfWf0bZY
>>53901169
Prophetic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yGcPWVbkKU
>>53901216
edgy
>>53901241
äärepealne või mitte, päris elus saaksid peeru vahele nii et verd lendab raisk
>latgayvia
>>53901316
>stk 2006 käisin neid värdjaid kividega puruks loopimas
vanad head ajad
>>53900410
>wake up
>looks like it's gonna be a fucking beautiful day
>starts raining the second i step out the door
>wake up
>cloudy and grey, rained all last night
>shit's all gay and muggy
>go for a walk
>sun comes out as soon as I get home
worst summer i've seen in years, ngl
bump :DDDD
I missed the 8888888 get fugg
/irrelevant/ + /irrelevant/ = /irrelevant/
>>53903083
>Greece
>Telling someone else they're irrelevant
W E W
1. Your cunt
2. Post commercials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0nrVYvE0b8
>>53903083
turkish rape babies arguing with turkish rape babies = /balk/
also >>53900482
>>53903323
damn, Greeks truly are the best former Ottomans. just look at Greece and Cyprus.
>>53903316
ONE THREE DOUBLE OH
>>53903369
Either in debt to Goymoney and collapsing? Or lost half their country to Turkey? Wew lad
Best former Ottomans are probably Romanians tbqh. Which is saying something, because Ottomans ruin countries. Compare Bosnia (Ottoman) to Croatia (Austrian/Hungarian).
>>53903083
oh look, it's germanys little bitch talking shit
how's life mister shitadupolous von debtopulus? good i presume? everything being bought up by foreign capital i presume? islands gone, railway, gone, shipyards, gone, etc. country going to shit i presume? no worries, eh?
why don't you fuck off you communist shit
>>53903455
SIX TRIPLE FIVE O SIX
Is that roof seal or what
>>53903083
then why do so many greeks emigrate to based ausland
[spoiler]literally my favourite diaspora t.bh[/spoiler]
oh yes, good morning to everyone.
tere hommikust!
>>53903664
>hommikust
TARTU
A
R
T
U
>>53903616
What do Baltics sound like, is it like Russian or what
>>53903943
T L N
L
N
kui nüüd täiesti aus olla :DD
>>53903972
1) like baltics
2) no
Morning chaps, having tea and cup noodles for breakfast
>>53904049
afternoon lad im having raw tomato and chicken
havent fapped in 7 days, thinking of breaking that, AMA
>>53904120
would you believe me if i told you that if you put one of your fingers up your bum for a month you will be very strong and sex?
>>53904167
I dont do fingerbums
>>53904167
but you have smelly fingers :DDDDDD
>>53904194
yet you do no fap...
>>53904200
a skeptic :DDD hello
>you will be strong and sex?
what did he mean when he said this
austerla is son of basterd bich
>>53904285
>>53904285
m-ma pole kunagi näinud sri-lanka postitajat siin :DDD
>>53904285
At least I'm formal and educated enough to pretend to sympathise with third world countries while pronouncing their names the proper way in front of my acquaintances.
>>53904392
Yo tell me poo in loo I say POO ON YOU
>>53904449
i say poo on yuo too son of berstad bitch
>>53904449
>POO ON YOU
>>53904449
Bought some Murrican candy from Lidl lads. Reese's nutrageous and Babyruth.
>>53904285
>>53904449
btfo
>>53903316
have a kiwi classic m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u51OxZF1ltI
>>53903972
M8 do you want get shanked?
Latvians and lithuanians have the purest languages in the whole world. Almost non altered from the first indo european nations.
>>53904449
rare af
>>53905250
Poopy af
>>53903972
Lithuanians speak the oldest language in the world. Their language is also known as the proto-proto-indo-european language in the linguist society. It is the closest language to the ancient Sanskrit.
>>53905835
WE WUZ HINDUS N SHIEIT
>>53904935
kek heres one you'll enjoy damian, its JUST too perfect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFanM16FkRE
>>53905177
>>53905835
Shame only a few million speakers, you should've enriched the Finns
>>53905965
christ
>>53905965
We couldve if it wasnt for those damn teutons
>>53905965
Balts were only strong enough to bully Livonians because Livonians were trapped on that small strip of land. Wouldn't have gone so easy against Oeselians, mainlanders or Suomi or Häme.
>>53904935
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IB30QZRwvfA
>>53905965
>Shame only a few million speakers, you should've enriched the Finns
They did when they invaded to the areas which are now known as Latvia and Lithuania. Before that, Southern Finno-Ugric peole lived from Estonia to Prussia.
Also, it is known that Latvians and Lithuanians are genetically Finno-Ugric, but only with foreign culture and language.
I can't decide whether Balts or Finns are the most meme meta-ethnicity in Europe.
Balts are poop.
>>53906233
d*ck
Literally shit.
Forgot to get a data plan and fucking wasted ~5 euro on 0.07euro/MB internet. What an idiot.
>>53906400
we pay like $1/MB for casual rates :DDDD
>>53906417
Feel really fucking stupid right now. Could've got a gig for 4 euro or 2GBs for 6, instead I have no money AND no data, there's like 50MB left on the phone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so-ZBovt_GU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dqsyXPkG3I
>>53904285
what he said
>>53906417
Well fugg
Jacked it to some Yosuga No Sora, shit was cash
>>53907154
Mad man.
>>53887016
Why does balt and ausnz share a general? Seems so weird. Might as well have a jap+sierra leone general.
>>53907154
once did a wankathon to the entirety of Kill la Kill, only blew my load at the end of the entire series
literally hit the ceiling with jizm, felt better than anything I'd ever experienced then or since
>>53907266
just so we get a post like this literally every single thread :>
>>53906219
Are you retarded? Livonians had half of estonia and upper latvia, the small strip youre talking about is the livonian coast which was untouched till the 19th century
>>53907464
DON'T LOSE YOUR CUM
I moved home after being away for 5 years and my mother is fuggen anal retentive and angry all the time but I can't complain about it because I'm too old to live at home.
THE POPE TALKED ABOUT LATVIA
>http://m.delfi.lv/latvija/article.php?id=46971939
>Bravo, Latvia
>>53906253
Delusions are a strong finno-urgic trait.
>>53907556
>Livonians had half of estonia and upper latvia
No,m8.
Just because the area was called after Livonians by some autistic Germans, doesn't make the entire area Livonian. Just like Saxons actually never lived in Saxonia, Germany.
Livonians didn't have shit, they were basically extinct at the time. It was the Teutonic Order/Livonian Order that had the area of Livonia.
>>53907733
>Delusions are a strong finno-urgic trait.
What was so delusional about my post?
>>53907255
>>53907464
The series is good though, the funniest scene is when the haru invites a chick from school over, and she catches him doggying his sister
>>53907699
Bravo. Latvia
What did he say?
Good morning, chaps.
>>53907837
Howdy, m8
>>53907796
we have some 12th century baptismal font
>>53907796
We have some dank baptizing equipment from the early 12th century so we are kinda christian as fuck.
>>53907794
Latvians and lithuanians arent finno-urgic, they are baltic.
>>53906417
I've got around 100GB of unused data on 2degrees because I never use my mobile data and they rollover any of your unused data to the next month
>>53907938
>>53907975
Shit same thing here
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jan/10/visit-londons-australia-house-for-visas-and-drinkable-water-from-900-year-old-holy-well
>Dank well from the middle ages found in Londons Australia House
I honestly believe the well is a portal that connects Britain to Australia, bravo
>>53908124
Dank pope portals. Awesome.
Well this is just great. The tap in the laundry just shat itself. Now it won't stop unless I turn it off at the main.
Feeling devilishly ill, lads.
>>53908246
probably ebola
>>53907991
Why do you even pay for such a plan then?
>>53908283
New thread, chaps.
Anyone making a new thread? On phone so its tol cancer for me to do it
>>53904449
australian sport desu
>>53908290
It's literally the cheapest plan, I use all the minutes and get unlimited texts so it doesn't bother me. If I ever get into a situation where I can't afford by internet bill at least I'll have a backup shitload of data to use
>>53908332
When did this happen, wtf hahaaa
>>53907975
>Latvians and lithuanians arent finno-urgic, they are baltic.
No shit, m8. You speak baltic languages and have baltic culture. But GENETICALLY you have the same Finno-Ugric ancestors as Estonians, Finns and other Finno-Ugric people.
During the fall of the Roman Empire, Balts invaded north, to Lithuania and Latvia and were assimilated into the local Finno-Urgic people, but their culture and language became dominant.