Syrians eating leaf soup http://www.independent.co.uk/news

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Syrian thanking their german hosts

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Very good.

>>53687201
Good

>trapped by Assad regime

if they don't didn't want to starve, they could just surrender, that is how sieges work :^)

>>53687201

Who gives a fuck! these faggots are causing refugees to come here by not surrendering to based Assad. I wish extreme suffering for them.

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>>53687201

>>53687257
>>53687275
>>53687400

Don't blame Syrians for the actions of North Africans

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3397021/Just-0-5-Syrian-migrants-arrested-crime-Cologne-year.html

>>53687671
No, Assad will kill them. He's done worse, he wouldn't flinch to drop a barrel bomb and kill them all.

>>53687201
Looks tasty.

>>53687257
That's a Jew spitting on tourists in Jerusalem.

Try again kikelover!

>>53687201
So? Grandpa had to to the same in camp and you can eat a lot of leaves of trees perfectly fine.
Saplings taste the best.

There is nothing wrong with spinach or spring nettle soup.

>>53688029
Pretty sure the human body lacks the enzymes necessary to break down fucking grass.

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>>53687798
>assad has done worse than executing 40,000 civilians in cold blood

mate I'm going to need proofs on that, haven't seen anything on the news that tops it

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>>53688104
Doesn't stop some from trying

I would chemicaly bombed them, and everyone would thought its american ZOG pro-JIHAD propaganda.

>>53688139

What is this?

>>53688139
Still healthier than McDonalds.

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>>53687798
>Maghrebies

Nothing New

>>53688113
>trying to make it seem like he's single handedly killing all of the 40000 one by one

The fuck?

It's agreed that since the war started, something like 200000 civilians have been killed in the war and its dispiritingly linked to Assads indiscriminate barrel bomb runs

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/syrian-government-forces-responsible-for-more-civilian-deaths-than-isis-human-rights-group-claims-a6673956.html

>>53688104
You wont get much energy out of a few leaves but you can get important elements out of it and other stuff like vitamins. Also it will get your stomach filled.
You can use leaves of trees as salad or as substitute vegetables if you want. Really no problem.

>>53687758
>wishing death upon civilians who aren't on any particular side
>wishing death upon people who remained in their county instead of fleeing

edgy

Now that's what real men look like. They were given the option to accept Assad but instead they said fuck you, we sit our asses down and ate all the dogs and cats and now our dinner is grass.

An american "siege" would have lasted 5 hours before O'Malley suffered a sugar coma and stabbed Toofy who bled chocolate.

I wish we'd stop fucking funding this war

>>53688113
Don't worry about him, he's just a Canacuck ready to swallow the CBC's ready load.
Yeah Assad may be a villain, but I've read first hand reports life under Gaddafi's rules was highly advanced (on a communicative spectrum)

>>53688351
>Also it will get your stomach filled

Then very quickly emptied. Unless you're one of those porno chick who can quell their acid reflux.

>>53688395
*country

nettle soup is bretty good

>>53688351
Also stone age anons ate bast from the trees. Even weirder but energy is energy and if you eat enough of it you can survive. Or at least survive longer than without it.

>>53688428
Yeah Gaddafi and Assad are the same person right? Is David Cameron the same as Justin Trudeau?

Fuck you're dumb. People can't be different in how they rule a country?

>>53687201
Thank Obama and his freedom fighters for this

>>53687671
>surrender
believe me, this never works

>>53687201
My grandma is from Tokyo. She watched from the hilltops outside the city as firebombs killed over 120,000 people in March 1945.
Over the next four months she subsisted on grass and crickets alongside her other 10 year old friends because the rice ships would get sunk by America.

You didn't see people up in arms over that. A million Japanese civilians died in the bombings and starvation.

It's war. Either surrender or die, don't complain about losing when you'd do the same to your enemy.

>>53688186
I see you're embracing your inner-mongol barbarism

>>53688481
If youre in a situation where you need to eat tree leaves I think you may find a way to make it work.

>>53687201
FUCKING LEAVES?

>>53688562
Hell no, are you crazy? Digestion is very demanding on energy, you make a net loss by trying to squeeze nutrition out of bark. Even raw meat is barely enough to keep you going, that's why we cook it.

Think of it as drinking salt water, you'll die of thirst.

>>53688630
This is a civil war.

Assad is killing his OWN PEOPLE.

Was it the Japanese firebombing other Japanese? No, it was WW2. It was a conventional war. Country vs country.

>>53688639
They're easily frustrated by siege warfare.

>>53688591
They get a quick death. But they want to make a point. This is going to get a lot uglier.

>>53688630
Basically that is it. First thing i thought of when i first heard of this was the Siege of Leningrad.

>>53688332
>200000 "civilians"

No. The majority of the deaths are of soldiers and militants.

>One problem has been determining the number of "armed combatants" who have died, due to some sources counting rebel fighters who were not government defectors as civilians.[781] At least half of those confirmed killed have been estimated to be combatants from both sides, including 52,290 government fighters and 29,080 rebels, with an additional 50,000 unconfirmed combatant deaths.[63] In addition, UNICEF reported that over 500 children had been killed by early February 2012,[782] and another 400 children have been reportedly arrested and tortured in Syrian prisons;[783

>>53688749
Odd example. Japan did field troops with nowhere near enough food to survive, and they did force their own civilians to kill themselves.

>>53688749
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1982_Hama_massacre

>>53688422
ISIS can already fund itself very well though, those oil moneys are no joke.

>>53688749
That doesn't change the fact people are dying.

And don't act like this is just a civil war.

America's civil war was a civil war. This is a proxy war between America and the Gulf, and Russia.
This war would have been ended in 2012 if the Gulf and Turkey hadn't supported the most effecrive rebel group, Al-Nusra.

Reminder that this wouldn't be an issue if Assad wasn't undermined.

>>53688877
We stopped helping ISIS indirectly (via other "secular" groups) back in 2014.

But the dye has been cast.

Turkey isn't gonna let things change too much.

>>53688812
Imagine being on some island in the Pacific where air and submarine actions have totally cut off your supply lines.

>>53689025
You did stop helping them, but now it's too late to let things go the way they're heading. Because it would mean a caliphate coming to life.

>>53689052
Eh. Sweden celebrates Sportlov in a few weeks, which is a fancy word for "we have no food and no heat because of WW2 so everyone go home and try not to die for a week"

>>53688928
Na Al-Nusra wasn't an effective force out of some areas of Idlib and the East in 2012. FSA allied groups like Liwa al-Tawhid lead the assaults on the big cities like the 2012 Aleppo offense. Nusrah didn't establish itself deeply in the Western part of the country till late 2013. But your point is nearly the same because Turkey and the Gulf nations were the ones funding the rebels that pushed into Damascus and Aleppo that year.

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>isis education

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>>53687201
>trapped-by-assad-regime
nice

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>>53688332
>point out the 40,000 civilians could surrender leave the city if they were being refused food by the occupying rebels
>"assad will kill them, he's done worse"

I don't need to try and make it sound like anything, when you're doing a good enough job yourself

if they don't feel so good why don't they just stop fighting?

>>53688654
humans can't digest cellulose, you would waste more energy eating it rather than just waiting for the the aid.

>>53689285
Well I put all non-ISIS jihadists in the same group.

Gets too confusing even in Syrian civil war threads on /k/.

>>53689706
My grandma ate cooked grass for five months.
She weighed 55 pounds age 11. You can live on certain types of usually non-edible plants.

Lookie here
>>53688630

>>53688238
If I remember, some darkie priest told them it's God's will. Obviously God didn't agree.

>>53687201
A FUCKING LEAF

>>53687201
>independent
They were the ones who originally posted the Aylan Kurdi photo.

Fucking bastards.

>Syrians go to Canada and steal their leaves
>Number of Peruvians drastically rises

>>53687201
>Trapped by Assad regime

Then they're either the terrorist FSA or ISIS fighters.

Assad welcome's all civilians

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>>53687201
lmaoing @ their lives rite now

>guys lets not surrender even tho we are out of everything

gj sand niggers

>>53691588
>>Syrians go to Canada and steal their leaves
>>Number of Peruvians drastically rises
underrated post

>>53690745
Gods will to eat grass. Religion is beyond my understranding and will always be.

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>>53687201

The "moderate" rebels have just lost another city to the Syrian government, so now you have all the various western papers throwing a pity party for them.