/brit/

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cara

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crayon pop

reddit in

pooing it for this exam tbqhwy hahaha

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>>53619723

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>Rasheed edition

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>going to exams

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>make new thread
>go back to the old thread to check before you click post
>oh

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snapped this one of the gf

my fave cumshooters

favourite cummers

peter north
arnold schwarzenpecker
preston parker
james deen
johnny fender
jesse loads
manuel ferrera
ben english

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>>53619761
Try it republic scum

lmao Jun Suzuki desu hahaha

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>lmao Jun Suzuki desu hahaha

>>53619802
all me

>>53619813
ha ha yeah

favorite K-ON song lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyYsGGbjb8c

>>53619817
Quick fedora post

*karate chops you*
Watchaaaaa!

>>53619757
you do realise he turned into a massive koreaboo towards the end of the film ?

Je suis Charlie

http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=110757786

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>Quick fedora post

fucks sake op you had to you absolutely had to didnt you i dust off a fucking primo post and guess what? ring ring hello yes turns out YOU MADE A NEW THREAD well colour ME fucking suprised OP you CUNT well call me RONDA and strap me in sally because guess what fucker Im jobs my shoes for $41 you slofg ahaha stupid fcking arooga bing bong ballet lab coat monkey alol trolololol ahahahahah purples

>>53619761
wonder how they'll look back in 20 years
fucking looks like a clown

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>*karate chops you*
>Watchaaaaa!

>>53619879
That's probably why that's a pic from earlier in the film.

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>wonder how they'll look back in 20 years
fucking looks like a clown

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very rare Jun here lads.

>>53619859
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDWqV9RPXhc

>>53619859
>favorite
i can forgive you for this for posting B E S T S O N G

>>53619886
>being a 6/10 female or above and needing to go on pof

dont get it 2bh

>>53619919
Any rare Ritsu's lad?

>>53619884
too soon

quick poo then i'm going to do a sleep 2bh

>>53619879
He didn't turn into a koreaboo, Hmongs aren't even from Korea.

He did however prefer Thao (Toad) to his own spoilt children and grandchildren.

>>53619909
must of listened to kpop half way through the film tbqh

Anyone else find it stupid how people on int go
>HAHA DUDE LOOK HOW TOTALLY DUMB AMERICANS ARE MAN COWABUNGA DUUUDE

They claim to hate americans yet use american english.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ

member this

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>favourite K-ON! song lads?

can feel a poo brewing

I don't trust these hoes so I suck myself

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>can feel a poo brewing

>>53619988
no

2 B's and a C lads.

Is the 2:1 target alive?

>>53619988
don't delete this

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Praying for sersh to come home

space station just blew up

Did a dream past night in which I fell asleep and did another dream of some black guy that tried to break into my house. This black guy in the dream inside the dream is a guy I had a dream about months ago in which he did the same thing. Shot him this time though. First time I've had a dream inside a dream about another dream.

My stomach's bubbling up
There's trouble in my gut

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>>53619955
no actually, sorry lad.

>>53619990
Used to think this went "all the other kids and the one dark kid"

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>>53620031
Yank detected

>>53619988
Yank out

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>>53619963
>implying he didn't use every racial slur towards asians from start to finish
He called them gooks, fish heads, zipperheads, dog eating freaks all the way to the end. Then again, he did the same with everyone

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>Yank detected

>>53620055
I would be after that embarrassing display tbf

>>53620066
It's behind me isn't it?

>>53620054
*smacks forehead* ohhhhh my god lad you didnttttt!!!!!!!! hahaha *slaps knee* oooooh my gooooooood what telll Joseph here's about thiiiiiiiiiis haha YES!!!!

>>53619919
>Jun has been spacing out skygazing recently, i wonder if she's thinking about someone?

>>53620071
>says the yank

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>I would be after that embarrassing display tbf

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>>53620040

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why did it have to end

>>53620107
canadians are alright

>>53620097
dont talk to me anymore

>>53619868
Can't stop laughing at this post
Watchaaaaaaa

>>53620129
On /int/ they're usually wankers, not sure why.

>>53620121
They stopped making it.

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union jack spotted

uh lads?

http://www.ustream.tv/nasahdtv

saying OO LADS bummbumm

SHOCK me Like ELECTRIC FEELS

>>53620169
Tell me about Bane. Why didn't he put aside the rhetoric?

can you guys remind me how the janny gets paid again lads

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>>53620121
everything does.

>>53620179
Can't see it desu lad

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>>53620121
Delete this

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>why did it have to end

>>53620205
he gets paid monthly

>>53620237
how much

>>53620205
He gets £50k per gf

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Who is reading this on the loo?
▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eimgRedLkkU

WALKINONADREAM

aha

>>53620276
>I spend more than a minute sat on the loo
Enjoy you hemmarhoids

>>53620278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmZexg8sxyk

>westerners must tolerate their women being groped by sandmen
>women in iraq must have their virginity restored to please the sandmen

Are sandmen the ubermensch? The entire world bows down to them.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-15/is-sex-slavery-victims-helped-to-restore-their-virginty/7092262

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>>53620256
>how much

>>53620305
Shouldn't take you that long to read his post, lad.

>>53620240
good banter here lads

>>53620313
oi
>>53620194

good lad

>>53620305
DID I EVER FUCKING SAY I SPENT MORE THAN A MINUTE ON THE LOO
DID I
NO, I FUCKING DIDN'T

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what's the point? it's not going to get any better

Going for a wank and a shower, I'm cold.

>>53620333
I can't read very well, I have microsoft sam read everything out

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>>53620316
>restore their virginity

>>53620305
>hemmarhoids
fuck off yank

>>53620365
soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi

>>53620347
stop copying my posts

averagenightin/brit/.mov

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ogydMMtHZA

>>53620351
take antidepressants, you'll be alright.

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Hampshire meetup in 40 minutes lads

>>53620369
good post

feel like a cry

>>53620378
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zNUopIgCnk

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off to archery lads

will shoot some 10s for you xx

>>53620351
Make it better.

no pakis in my fedora folder

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>off to archery lads
>
>will shoot some 10s for you xx

>>53620391
THEY DON'T FUCKING WORK
THEY JUST STOP YOU FROM FEELING ANYTHING
PHARMA SHILLS OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53620433
why aren't you going traditional you bellend

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>go swimming
>get enriched

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1avFezwqKyP

>>53620451
>even pictures of pakis won't go near Aussie scum

Love winter lads, all the girls pale as snow wearing qt scarfs and coats. Wish I had a gf to cuddle

>>53620481
Begging for a fedora pic there la

>>53620481
trad is meme archery desu

barebow field archery is pretty based though

>>53620543
d

>>53620401
>The most autistic posters in /brit/ meet

If that actually happened it would be golden cringe.

>>53620276
Not me

>>53620489
>be german
>ride train
>get culturally enriched by vibrant african gentleman

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3a2_1452443227

>go to hamsphire
>think i see anon
>"cold out"
>what? w-what are you talking about?
>"err i-irish w-weather"
>what? this is hampshire
>go home and cry myself to sleep

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>Begging for a fedora pic there la

>>53620627
Very good, India, embrace the meme.

Just want to let you know that I finally bought in local Tesco this Scottish meme drink irn bru which isnt normally available anywhere in here and my opinion is it tastes shit.

cannot stop listening to the sugababes

>>53620686
hello phillipines

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>cannot stop listening to the sugababes

>>53620686
Also I spent my daily wage on a single can now I have to starve for a day t-thank you Scotland

>>53620619
>golden cringe
cringe

Listening to Mingus. I bet most of you philistines don't even know who this titan of jazz is.

>>53620693
mis teeq were better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acicmeCO85A
>alesha dixon

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>Listening to Mingus. I bet most of you philistines don't even know who this titan of jazz is.

>>53620640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKu6Y7FtgF4


hmmmmmmmmm

>>53620707
How you doin, Malaysia?

>>53620640
>Smells like multiculturalism

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>mis teeq were better

>>53620745
is not th...this....this a fake?

>>53620746
>Ireland
cringe

>>53620782
alri

>>53620821
haha

I can't feel my down below area

Quote this post with a fedora pic, cheers senpai

really just cant believe all this rape shit thats going on in germany, its fucking poetry lads.

>>53620862
Can I?

*click update after a few minutes*
*don't see any (You)'s*
*slow motion montage of me crying and wailing to music* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D2qcbu26gs

>>53620875
Ofcourse you can

>>53620810
Considering the lettering is exactly the same for the -ists part, it's a shoop.

need credit to call to enquire about me bennies but thats like an hour round trip to buy

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>*slow motion montage of me crying and wailing to music*

>>53620862
You're Australia will be fine m8 ;_;

@53620880
Here you go la

>>53620899
>ireland
i'm sure there's some way you can do it on the internet you povvo cunt

are all the fedora posters reddit flaggers?

>>53620640
Looks like something out of a zombie movie.

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>*click update after a few minutes*
>*don't see any (You)'s*
>*slow motion montage of me crying and wailing to music*

>>53620913
Haha laughing hard at that pizza hat la

RIP Tim Peake

>>53620899
hello côte d'ivoire

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>are all the fedora posters reddit flaggers?

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>Haha laughing hard at that pizza hat la

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>>53620945

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>getting shat out of Pepe
Some people.

>>53620997
>man submerges into /brit/ posts.jpg

Where did Rapunzel poo whilst trapped in the toweR? how did she get food?

>>53621033
Just answered your own questions mate

need to go to town but cba to get dressed lads

>>53621021
ahahahahahahaha
*slaps knee*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhCXAiNz9Jo


I say don't you know? You say you don't know, I say take me out.

Merkeled (verb): To be sexually abused by an individual who has recently immigrated.

>>53621090
fuck off yank runt

I have returned

*pretends to play the piano*
*gets puzzled at a certain chord progression -- not fluid enough*
hmmmm ... but if ... ah so ... ye- oh ... yes no that could jus... and there we go
*pretends to play the piano on the desk*
that's it
*writes something down in journal*
parched.
*gets up to get a coffee*
*yawns*
okay
*begins walking*
*slips on a banana peel*
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOOOOOOOOAH WOWWW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW WOAH
*tries grabbing something to negate the fall*
WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHH OOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAA OOOOOWWWW
*lands on the floor*
*DOINK!*
owwwwwwweeeeeyyyy :(

>>53621156
6'5 200 lbs come at me mfer and i'll deck you quicker than you can say 'crikey'

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remember when mr and mrs gay from west midlands killed their son
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/6288021.stm

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>I have returned

was on JSA for three weeks a year ago, i'm practically one of you cool 'ben-knee neats' I keep hearing about

>think about her everyday
>probably doesn't even crop up in her thoughts

I wish I could go back in time so I never met her

>>53621028
Bit gruesome

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>*pretends to play the piano*
>*gets puzzled at a certain chord progression -- not fluid enough*
>hmmmm ... but if ... ah so ... ye- oh ... yes no that could jus... and there we go
>*pretends to play the piano on the desk*
>that's it
>*writes something down in journal*
>parched.
>*gets up to get a coffee*
>*yawns*
>okay
>*begins walking*
>*slips on a banana peel*
>WOAH WOAH WOAH WOOOOOOOOAH WOWWW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW WOAH
>*tries grabbing something to negate the fall*
>WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHH OOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAA OOOOOWWWW
>*lands on the floor*
>*DOINK!*
>owwwwwwweeeeeyyyy :(

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gf just sent me this lads

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>>*pretends to play the piano*
>>*gets puzzled at a certain chord progression -- not fluid enough*
>>hmmmm ... but if ... ah so ... ye- oh ... yes no that could jus... and there we go
>>*pretends to play the piano on the desk*
>>that's it
>>*writes something down in journal*
>>parched.
>>*gets up to get a coffee*
>>*yawns*
>>okay
>>*begins walking*
>>*slips on a banana peel*
>>WOAH WOAH WOAH WOOOOOOOOAH WOWWW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW WOAH
>>*tries grabbing something to negate the fall*
>>WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHH OOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAA OOOOOWWWW
>>*lands on the floor*
>>*DOINK!*
>>owwwwwwweeeeeyyyy :(

>>53621169
*spits out sour milk* PFFFFFFFFSHHHHHHHHH Ahahah hahahh AHAHAHHAHA

Aahahaahhaha hHAHAHHAHAHA

ahahah ahAARRROOOOOOOOO

ARROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53621169
u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xhSaegdRKQ

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anyone else play this? sick game tb h lads

I like to sit at the very back of the lecture hall and use binoculars to read the text on the projection. Hope my colleagues don't find me weird

post beep beeps

>>53621194
>salt boy

Intrigued

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjSG6z_13-Q

>>53619886
>sutton
not far from me actually
do I cop?

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>why indeed, i do attend lectures

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>>53621272
Very classy if I may say so

I, I wish I could swim

Do you lads know about the 'willy waggle' from /gsg/

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>I, I wish I could swim

>>53619708
go on then

explain what on earth happened here

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O7GdytZurW

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>I don't attend lectures, instead I play skyrim and drink sake

>>53621333
sure, why not

>>53621259
>ubisoft will never make beyond good and evil 2
>they will always make shitty sandbox game after shitty sandbox game

>>53621333
yeh

>>53621259
always saw it never bought it

Poleaboos to-do list

>Fill up job search diary with 2 weeks worth of jobs
>Practice driving theory some more
>play Hearthstone
>work on project

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>>53620179
>union jack

Rasheed

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I fell for the uni meme lads, don't listen to the students. Not even starbucks or mcdonalds will take me on despite my degree in civil engineering.

Now i'm unemployed and £30,000 in debt.

>>53621278
https://youtu.be/4vcTlvc_eD0

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I wish I could post voacaroos without being called an attentionwhore roastie

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>>53621353

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bought a highly feminine card for my mum lads

inside it says "a birthday wish for a mum who's good at everything - especially at being wonderful!"

what else should I write in it to make it personal lads

>>53621329
same probably gonna learn this year

>>53621395
we warned you

>>53621357
>I don't like shitty sandbox games

>>53621376
what's the project

>>53621352
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WJoZgXFCMQ

with the power of allah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOjP6NQ3kKY

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>>53621432
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>>53621028
Thank you for this image.
I was unaware of the controversy surrounding it.

>>53621417
well no

assassin's creed and far cry need to die and watch dogs can fuck off and all if it thinks it's becoming a series

>>53621376
do you have to use universal jobsmatch?

>>53621393
what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPRfP_TEQ-g

>Americans are literally this autistic

>>53621433
Post Iranian tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaK4nRddhBw

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>If I post people wearing hats everyone will HAVE to assume I'm smarter than them but in a understated way

>>53621441
Taking my comment meme
Ausfag stealing banter
Shock

>>53621403
horrid noise

i assume this was a "joke"

well know that is has been very poorly received

you have been most unwise here. most unwise.

sean-a paul

>>53621486
he's gonna trot out the tired old "muh union flag, union jack is at sea" meme to sound clever

>>53621418
Nice try, detective

>>53621470
Don't have to but they keep bringing it up

The jobs all redirect you to different sites anyway if you actually want to apply so all you need to do is list the job ID to shut them up, they can't check on you

>>53621497
*jumps up from study*
*puts on some music*
i love this song
*reads your comment*
lol seriously nigger?

>>53621495
Thank god he's pointing at the hat, I might have missed it otherwise.

>>53621489
rasheed

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Oi lads, teach me some new and useful british slang word.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUGFhVWPOFs

>>53621515
eh?

>>53621521
We're pakis not niggers

>>53621432
what cunt chat shit to the lad again ill smooth drop you lad i swear i would smoth drop your geeze butt you fucker you pig whore ahaha i fuck you then i beat you and become dad aaha stupid FUK U i am the big man here and if U talk the poopoos again I will beat that smooth ass FUK U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate u so much i will fuk u up and that sweetass of yours i love you baby

>>53621535
>Persians are Rasheed
Fuck off

>he isnt a freemason

>>53621543
bingies - it means getting your willy sucked

>>53621559
I sex your mother
9 months later she take a shit
Hello son how are you

>>53621543
Allahu Akbar

>>53621552
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>>53621486
literal rasheeds

>>53621543
did you know in senegal, birds have got no quim at all they cut their clitbox off and sow it up

eating a kiwi (fruit)

>>53621600
I wasn't talking to you, friend.

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where shall i go lads

>>53621608
yeah we know the kiwis are fruity hahahahaha boys beer banter

>>53621543
demp

when something is demp it means it's yend and totally off vooch

>>53621614
s-sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXtO3tm2aQ

>>53621608
how do you eat a kiwi? personally i cut it in half an then dig in with a spoon

>>53621630
>Empire at War
Mein neger

>>53621630
WHY do you have so many storage devices

WHAT POSSIBLY could you use all that space for

http://www.flaginstitute.org/wp/british-flags/the-union-jack-or-the-union-flag/

"It is often stated that the Union Flag should only be described as the Union Jack when flown in the bows of a warship, but this is a relatively recent idea. From early in its life the Admiralty itself frequently referred to the flag as the Union Jack, whatever its use, and in 1902 an Admiralty Circular announced that Their Lordships had decided that either name could be used officially. Such use was given Parliamentary approval in 1908 when it was stated that “the Union Jack should be regarded as the National flag"

t. reddit meme mythbuster

>>53621605
That munter from down the way could use that knowing what she gets up to after a pack of quavers.

>>53621395
You're supposed to get internships and summer work experience. Not just waltz through the degree program and expect to land a job at the end of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RSlhNJFohI

Had a nice capture of tea lads

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chvnae

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9Y1sEmyymw

>>53621680
p0rnz motherf*cker have u heardz of it? :)

>>53621673
i just take bites out of it with the skin still on because i'm off the rails cunt

How come text to speech programs always sound so bad?

never eating from a non white takeaway again, forgot they all live like rats

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=900_1452714211

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>hahahahaha boys beer banter

>>53621702
Good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9P_Y8-mqZo
more german bangers

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>>53621715

>"f ams" filters to "senpaitachi"
What the fuck? Since when?

>>53621746

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k2tMNnuQj1

What's wrong with you aussies?

>>53621756
i just don't like any of my meals to be a fuss you know?

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Europe right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYu8HgWJ9QU

eating some poo lads lol

>>53621282
Every time he misbehaved they made him eat a teaspoon of salt.

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>>53621794
How are you doing today, 1142?

>>53621789
cant handle the bants cunt? fuck off you bloody poofter

worried my mums gonna kick down my door n be all like "lucas u fuckn wepn its 2am stop laughing at shit on your stupid computer and go to sleep" and id be all like "get fucked stacey"

>>53621798
Gauls were white and all of western europes ancestors, fuck off

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>>53621835

Gonna wank to Ava Sparxxx.

>>53621849
i kicked down your mums fuckin back door cunt

>>53621861
What did you do to deserve that?

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Daily reminder that celts were washing with soap (which they invented) in lakes once a day while anglo-saxons were filthy mutts.

Anglo saxon hygiene:
>As with the Elizabethans, the anglo-Saxons didn't really believe in washing their bodies much. In fact, monks were said to have a maximum of five baths a year, and that was considered to be overdoing it. It appears that at least one commentator of the time may have cottoned on to something when he observed that the Danish habit of bathing and combing the hair every Saturday seemed to score the Danish men points with the women.

Celt hygiene:
>Celts probably even washed their hands in the mornings with their tallow soaps and as they bathed. Given how embedded their cultural hygiene practices were, their hand-washing rates may have far exceeded today’s rates in the United States, which fall below 50% for many groups. Ahem, citizens of the United States. Are you going to let the ancient Celts out-do you in hygiene?
>In spite of the soup-straining facial hair, however, the Celts were very much into shaving, which kept away pestilent vermin, and even had nail clippers to keep their fingernail growth in check.
>a Celtic warrior had to bathe before a meal or before battle.

>But for many ancient Celts, hygiene was an important part of their culture. Did you know that they often get credit for having invented soap, or at least for passing it off to the Romans?

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>>53621849
Tell her to crack one open, it's beer boys banter waayy!

http://uk.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=104967182

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fuck off, aussie pricks

>I'm British
nah not a fan

>>53621861
bit excessive with the x's there 2bh, should be 2 x's tops iyam

This aussie milf called Stacey just sent me nudes lads and she is banging

>>53621877
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MvwOVJKDwg

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>it's a mum is being passive aggressive because she resents me being a 22 year old NEET manchild who still burdens her with my existence episode

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>>53621897
try this on for size

>>53621885
sweaty jocks

Peng- sexy
>"that chick is peng"

wasteman- complete fucking idiot guy who is annoying
>"shut the fuck up wasteman pussyhole"

dipshit- like 'deep shit', the best of the best. This one can be used about yourself or someone else.
>"yeah I finally beat you on [game], I'm dipshit!"

>>53621885
daily reminder Anglo Saxons > Celts

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>>53621885
nice essay faggot. protip: no one gives a fuck about your sperg shite

Back in high school I had a friend whose girlfriend was a complete fucking lunatic. I had always felt that something was kind of off about her- she would get really angry if he talked to me (or any other girl), which was a problem because we were partners for AP Computer Science, so we often had to talk about our projects. She also hated it when he would spend time with his male friends, she was paranoid about what he did on the Internet, and she even disliked it when he had to go talk to female teachers.
Eventually he decided he got tired of her clingy behavior and tried to break up with her, and she went full yandere. She stalked him constantly, staked out his house, sent him threatening phone calls, attacked him with a knife, the whole nine yards. We actually ended up stashing him in my cousin's apartment for a week since she didn't know where my cousin lived.
We tried to get him help from the police, but the police didn't take it seriously until she broke into his house and killed his cat, and threatened to kill him too then commit suicide. And then she tried to claim he was the one abusing her when the cops showed up, but fortunately my friend never hit her and was the one with all the injuries. It was a truly terrifying experience for him, and it was really alarming to me to see how the police treated a male victim of DV. I can only imagine it would be worse for a married couple.

>>53621929
every fucking day

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It astounds me how brits complain about yanks, but say nothing about Australians.

FOA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM

me @ 2:59

>>53621194
I remember that on the news. Hard to think it was 14 years ago now.

>>53621945
thanks urban dictionary from mid 2009

>>53621952
>AP
fuck off yank

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>toothpaste

>>53621929
>being happy about being hated by your parents

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post nigger garage

>>53621977
fucking soft cunt eh? get to fuck

illuminati want my mind soul and my body

>>53621993
If they didn't want the possibility of being burdened with a colossal failure of my magnitude then they shouldn't have risked having children. Or they should have made more of an effort """"""raising"""""" me.

What does it feel like to cum into a vagina?

>>53621977
haha we are terrible but we'll go easy for you haha

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>aquafresh pipes up and in doing so has 'clogg'ed up some posts on /brit/

>>53621986
13 years ago thank you very much, it happened in december of 2002

I don't want no scrub
A scrub is someone who gets no love from me