/brit/

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cara

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crayon pop

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stopping by to tell you all to support trump or get fucked

I'm a bit concerned about the state of 4chan.

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>>53448571
That's a shitty film and you're an embarrassment to our country

>>53448571
That's a movie, not a cinema

>>53448613
too many normals

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tfw no gf

You're all lads. Every single one of you.

And don't let anyone tell you different x

>near the start of the movie
>school bell rings
>cut to a shot of a busy school hallway or entrance with pop punk college rock music playing in the background

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ADIDAS
https://youtu.be/t0QmT0n8hpM

maisie

pacific rim was an enjoyably film though?

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slagcore

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>>53448606
he won't win, might as well vote for bernie sanders

Favourite David Bowie song lads?

>>53448634

pakis in

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>tfw there is literally nothing more you want in life than to sniff and lick a hot girls ass
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1451940428810.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1451940485213.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1451940535111.webm

putting out fires.....
......WITH GASSOOOLLLIIIIIINNNNEEEEEEE

>>53448668
First debate between Clinton and Trump can only end in so many ways.

>>53448690

>ass

joy

Just realised I had two sit down 1on1 meals with girls last year

>>53448670
cat ppl

mostly cuz it reminds me of that badass warpaint/makeup scene in inglorious basterds

>>53448606
I'd rather Feel The Bern desu

>>53448670

modern love

>>53448571
>superior cinema
>Pacific Meme
Am I being rused?

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>tfw there are girls reading your posts on 4chan RIGHT NOW
so, technically I'm not a virgin?

A big bag of lads

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>I'd rather Feel The Bern desu

>this ACTUALLY happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RVQwBH9UYc

>>53448712
FONT

>>53448634
fuck off shitskin

so cute cade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSxXGCUqra4

Why do British people suffer hideous fates in Thailand so often?

It's a shitty country why do all your rich kids go there to get mutilated and killed?

>>53448629
soz

>>53448650
Got to admit, love those films

>There are girls fingering themselves to your posts right now behind a pub in crawley

>>53448758
So you want a Corbyn that's against mass immigration running America?

>>53448030
what I've been doing but it leaves tissue crumbs in my pocket

>>53448132
disgusting

>>53448143
doesn't that mean your room reeks of cum?

>>53448801
alright grampa

Who here hyped for Venture Bros season 6?

>>53448651
noluit edit mea mentula in eam if you follow my meaning

some top bantz from gervais lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ty-z_3M1Z0

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i miss him 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmc6tR2V1Vc

>>53448864

>bro

joy

>>53448830
>rich kids
>going to Thailand

how long before your parents retire?

3-4 years here
better have myself set up before then here's hoping Haha

>>53448893

piss off yank-lite

>>53448830
Not sure how a dangerous place with a corrupt authoritarian regime like that has become such a popular tourist destination lel.

Loads of spackers go there and get drunk, not surprising quite a few end up kidnapped/dead/arrested.

>>53448896
>poor people can afford flights to Thailand
Fuck off Tarquin

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>>53448874
he's such a twat

how long does it take to grow one of those hipster beards

>>53448864
Stopped watching it desu, it got a bit drawn out and (even more) weird.

>>53448874
>Mel blames... we know who Mel blames
Lost it

>>53448869
Google translate's having a bit of trouble so I wouldn't say I do.

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>If you could use some exotic booze there's a bar in long Bombay

Kind of ruins the song 2bh, fucking pakis

>>53448874
>Rehashing the same jokes each year

>>53448848
>Corbyn
He's nowhere near as left-wing as Corbyn, he's more like Ed Miliband. And their support for open borders is one of the handful of big things that stop me wanting to vote Labour so yeah, sounds OK.

>>53448946
I like him. He is kinda cringy, but he is genuinly funny.

>>53448893
>He doesn't realise cynical Americana is a core theme of the show

>>53448828

lol he sounds like a bird haha

>>53448659
>people find this attractive
cannot find my vomit.jpg

>>53448874
Is that really 'top bants'? Fucking hell.

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>overheard my /pol/tier never-left-the-country dad from the kitchen
>"Bernie Sanders is just a socialist who thinks everyone deserves everything"
>tfw most Americans literally WANT to struggle living paycheck to paycheck
>universal healthcare and guaranteed education for your children is bad

ricky gervais is a virgin (and not in a good way)

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>be me
>go outside
>get takeaway
>be chicken and mushroom curry with fried rice
>need some drink to go with it
>go to the shop
>girl working there
>me and her have a thing going on
>get milk
>go to her till
>she announces price wrong
>hahahaha (pretending it's funny)
>haha yeah, time to go home
>be me
>say
>yeah i'll join you there

>tfw she shows a face of wtf

lols i honestly thought she liked me

>>53448830
Only hippy leftists go on holidays to southeast Asia, no sympathy to be honest

>>53448878
>visited fucking UK
>didn't visit Ireland

>>53448946
Can't stand this smug cunt

>>53448905
>tfw dad is thinking of moving to Strasbourg

>>53448896
They go there in droves. In the 90s it was Marrakech. Then it was random places in Africa and central America.

Is there some sort of middle/upper class Anglo need to visit absolute shitholes? I dont mind that much because it keeps them away from muh Lech but it still seems weird.

>>53448828
>>53449006
My cade sometimes makes chirping sounds when he meows :3

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Hacer lads

>>53448971
There probably are some very nice bars in a different area of the city, old colonial haunts 2bh.

>>53449017

FUCK OFF NORMIE TWAT

>>53449009
Only pakis find her attractive

>>53448905
i dunno, he's working 3 days a week now the lucky twat

>>53449014
didn't someone calculate bernie's promises add up to $18 trillion?

>>53448933
They bankrupt themselves going to shite places like Thailand and Florida, they pay a travel agent in monthly instalments when their minimum wages or bennies go in.

>>53449017
kek, not a bad tale there.

>drinking milk with a chinese
>drinking milk ever

inb4 GOMAD

>>53449009
Some paki cunt keeps spamming her thinking we find that greasy goblin mongrel attractive

is 190 cm master race meant to be a parody of a normie?

universal healthcare and free education is shit and I will vote against it every chance i get

i dont want to become the UK

Lisicki is back

finally a break from all the 2 week old redditors

welcome back mate even though you're a shite poster

>>53449017
>>be me
>>say
>>yeah i'll join you there
Fuck that made me cringe

>>53449109
>>53449109
i drink 4 pints a day

>>53449113
Pretty sure he was the nigger poster but he was getting literately 0 attention

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imagine having a girlfriend who loves you? fucking hell

>>53449063
since when could pakis in some third world shithole afford liquor

>>53449017
probably because some virgin predator just invited himself to her house

>>53449139
the character is that he's a failed normie that believes he's a chad

basically the same kind of person you'd find on /r9k/ if they were narcissistically deluded rather than depressed

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>>53449139
Yes

>>53449088
https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line/wp/2015/09/15/no-bernie-sanders-is-not-going-to-bankrupt-america-to-the-tune-of-18-trillion/

>>53449176
imagine having a family that loves you

>>53448896

it's full of gap yahs you mongoloid

>>53449184
india is a two speed nation, full of poverty and billionaires

>>53449176
She's ugly

>>53449058
>Middle class/upper class
Make your mind up, because there's a big difference. Middle class and working class people do go to Thailand, upper class (rich) people don't and are more likely to be found in your precious mountain resorts.

>>53449184
>There are no wealthy people at all in India

you a spastic lad?

I was tired so I ate some food now I'm not tired anymore

human body is amazing

>>53449184

there's a guy in mumbai with a 17 storey house

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>>53449176
had one and threw her away haha

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>Pretty sure he was the nigger poster but he was getting literately 0 attention

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>I was tired so I ate some food now I'm not tired anymore

>human body is amazing

>>53448966
volo facere edit inter crura su if you see what im getting at

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>>53448946
>Alright Ricky just sit there for about 30 minutes while the hair team put product in your hair for that dishevelled and wild look
>Afterwards we'll have to let the makeup girls put the fake blood on your hairline but not on your face, because we wouldn't want people to not recognise you right? They'll also write "ATHEIST" in big capital letters across your chest just really get message across. Avoid shifting about though since it'll smudge the wording.
>You might want to take the cigar out of your mouth. You'll probably strain your jaw holding it in there for so long and it doesn't even contain tobacco since there's no smoking allowed in the studio.

Literally 1/4 of my day goes away to me daydreaming about being a normie and doing normie stuff

looking forward to the adrenaline rush when i kill myself

>>53449066
not even normie, subnormie at best.

>>53449109
ikr milk give spots idk if i should be drinking it

>>53449167
prolly not going to back to that shop ever now 2bh.

>>53449198
not even a virgin

I invented fedora posting, but I think it's getting out of hand now if I'm honest.

>>53449344
Also just realized this image has a Barclays in the back

Wonder if it's the branch Mark works at wahey

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>US jets dropping leaflets over Syria

is this WW2

I'm always repping for that low life

>>53449161
not lisicki desu la' but cheers boss

>>53449209
Ok I can buy the argument on healthcare but I'm not seeing any explanation for how he's going to pay for college tuition for everyone

>>53449341
im a normie.

most normie stuff only happens during the weekend desu. at work i'll chat with people for a bit but not really

then i go home and don't do much.

I guess when I had a gf I'd see her after work

>>53449017
I honestly don't know how you manage to operate in day to day life. You're such a fucking mong.

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>>53449344

who here has a faggy dad? My dad literally believes in conspiracy theories and thinks there's a war on white people.

>>53449359
fedoraposting was literally created by reddit and tumblr 2bh, its use on here goes to show how much reddit has creeped on to this site

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>I invented fedora posting, but I think it's getting out of hand now if I'm honest.

>>53449418
yeah well my daydreams are more interesting than your life

>>53449334
>hunching his shoulders that far forward so it looks like he is less of a fat twat

>>53449386
You spend way too much time on here

bain? lol

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>fedoraposting was literally created by reddit and tumblr 2bh, its use on here goes to show how much reddit has creeped on to this site

>>53449404
>not lisicki desu la'
why do you say that
is it a gimmick or what

you genuinely are the tripfag formerly known as Lisicki's Lover

>>53449423
Do some cardio or squatz if you're gonna wear skin tight leggings as trousers.

>tfw you see some fat chav slag wearing translucent black leggings on their own

not nice.

>>53449229
>>53449249
Well Frank Sinatra vouches that curry cocktails are SO good that I should fly to Mumbai and step over the poo and corpses in the streets to find a bar. Do you reckon they have White servants there too?

>>53449434
>Having a /pol/tard as a father
wew

>>53449469
You spend way too much time eating you fat fuck

>>53448571

>tfw no cherno alpha

>>53449434
My dad watches that George Galloway thing on RT religiously.

>>53449486
>outing yourself as a redditor

gas yourself scum

>>53449497
You need to take a breather from the internet 2bh.

>>53449396
They drop leaflets in every war. Not everyone has a TV or radio.

>>53449469
>>53449518
you've upset him

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>>53449434
My dad is a massive zionist 2bh

>Lemmy dies
>David Bowie dies

Seems like this is a rather bad month for your popular culture, britbongs. Who's next, what do you think?

>>53449434
yea FUK parents who do;t understand you and wont let you eat cookies and play videogames

>>53449359
I assume every single fedora poster to be a devout Muslim paki.

>>53449409
>The cost of this $75 billion a year plan plan is fully paid for by imposing a tax of a fraction of a percent on Wall Street speculators who nearly destroyed the economy seven years ago. More than 1,000 economists have endorsed a tax on Wall Street speculation and today some 40 countries throughout the world have imposed a similar tax including Britain, Germany, France, Switzerland, and China. If the taxpayers of this country could bailout Wall Street in 2008, we can make public colleges and universities tuition free and debt free throughout the country.

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>tfw UK economic growth
>tfw recent immigration has not only been down, but the majority has been from countries like France
>tfw stagnating Germany and a UK overtake is looking increasingly likely
>tfw Aircraft carriers going to be deployed soon
>tfw Europe is waking up to the failures of the migration crisis and migration in general

>tfw done well in my exams

Maybe the future won't be so bad, /brit/

>>53449434
My dad watches le current year man sometimes

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>gas yourself scum

>>53449562
Marina Diamandis

watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-JqH1M4Ya8

>>53449551
don't know, it's just an interesting tactic

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>>53449539

>>53449570
>tfw recent immigration has not only been down
lamo

>6 weeks to collect my shit from the cop shop
>3 weeks have passed
>no indication when solicitor will collect it

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>gas yourself scum

>>53449527
He looks pretty

>>53449320
Hmm yes

>>53449568
ree tuition is the reason continental universities are utter shit

anyone who has been to a European school can attest to how shitty the student culture is.

>>53449562
Cara

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What did she mean by this?

>>53449518
genuinely feel sorry for you. I imagine you don't have a job or many friends do you?

Your hobby seems to literally be posting on a general from that of a country you've probably never been to. You buy into the memes and even use their lingo.

If I showed people your life they wouldn't even laugh at you, they would just feel sorry for you, maybe even sad.

Here is where you spout one of the /brit/ memes you've learned from spending 10+ hours on here a day.

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>89 years old

I think shell be fine

Had a nightmare last night that I was back a the university that I attended for one year and everyone was mocking me for not having any friends and then I cried in front of everyone

been irritable and unmotivated all day now

>>53449568
>the bankers
>the bonuses
>muh healthcare

Comrade Corbyn pls

>>53449570
immigration is at an all time high

>>53449615
collect it yourself you lazy cunt

>>53449434

but he's correct

>>53449633
delete this

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>>53449176
Reminder that a woman like this will NEVER look at you like this

>>53449568
A total of something like $400 billion is spent on tuition every year
A financial transactions tax is a really bad idea and it will probably hurt the economy by more than it raises

>>53449643
>all this coming from a fucking American

>>53449642
She might be a rapist, recommend unmatch

>>53449434
My dad thinks that there shouldn't be any borders and that eventually Turkey and the rest of the world will join the EU

I remember he had this conversation with a guy on holiday about how everybody would be much freer if we got rid of "big business"

>>53449017

Because that's creepy, not charming you autistic.

>>53449582
I'd rather have that tb honest. My dad gets triggered every time he see's a non white on TV, thinks Obama is a Muslim ISIS sympathizer and also believes the Sandy Hook shooting was staged in an effort to take our guns away

>>53449644
I think meme magic only works on /mu/

>>53449642
should have said "with you?" desu

>>53449662
It's in Aberdeen

£160 train ticket

>>53449711
so much this, now he seems like a bitchy girl

>>53449606
We dropped them over tanker convoys in Syria to tell the drivers that we could see them and they were about to be blown up so they should leave fast. Helps reduce casualties.

cant help but feel bitter and spiteful all the time lads

lads what if Lisicki is actually autistic with aspergers and all of his greentexts are his awkward encounters

>>53449604
song is heartbreaking

LOOK UP HERE MAN I'M IN DANGER ;-;

>>53449570
>teenage mood swings

hope you get far with your B in sociology lad

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>>53449687
Reminder than you will always look at women like this

Lisicki is a character you mongs, he doesn't exist.

>/tv/ can crash planes
>/mu/ can murder old stars
>/pol/ can influence the weather and make Trump a thing
>/r9k/ can influence normies and start beta uprisings

what do you think /brit/ will be able to do when we achieve magic?

>>53449735
yeah already knew

russia gave no warning and just bombed them to shit lel

>genuinely feel sorry for you. I imagine you don't have a job or many friends do you?

Your hobby seems to literally be posting on a general from that of a country you've probably never been to. You buy into the memes and even use their lingo.

If I showed people your life they wouldn't even laugh at you, they would just feel sorry for you, maybe even sad.

Here is where you spout one of the /brit/ memes you've learned from spending 10+ hours on here a day.

>>53449793
yeah we gathered that m8
you're not smart for pointing that out

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>>53449772

>>53449800

do a poo or possibly a wank

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>>53449642

>mfw literally told a girl i think it's overrated

>>53449693
Top-notch banter. You're getting close to fitting in with a general on 4chan! Whats your plan for tomorrow? 7 hours of posting jog on yank?

Wonder what your parents think about you

>>53449792
nerds

>>53449792
Me acknowledging this fact immediately to her left

>>53449642
"I wouldn't know anything about it haha"

>>53449643
>>53449693
He's done you there Steve

>>53448702
Hillary tries to make a point but Trump just memes all over her. Hillary is weak in memes, this is where Trump can land a killing blow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX0Bu_klgvo

loving this tune rn

>>53449800
if you ever have the chance to be interviewed as a witness or something by a US station say "fuck off Yank" would be proper epic

You are all weak. I shall obliterate all of you.

>>53449862
I have a decent life outside of 4chan actually, if you'd like to know

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>>53449848

>>53449822
Except most people don't gather that, you dolt, or they're just so desperate to believe that somebody more autistic than them exists that they delude themselves into believing he's real.

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>everybody would be much freer if we got rid of "big business"

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>Work for Intelligence agency
>Tell people I'm an artilleryman
>Whenever I hear a conspiracy theorist talking I die inside because I know they're wrong but I can't tell them why

just converted to islam AMA

>>53449628
indeed, i vis edit super asino eam if you understand the meaning of what i am trying to convey

>>53449848
i look like her but in male form

and far nicer eyes and no moles

>>53449800
We've made Masie Williams famous.

>>53449922
>Says the canadian as he looks at the clock noting he has yet again spent 10 hours on 4chan today
>tomorrow will be different, I will tell yanks to jog on bright and early (hopefully /brit will start to accept me as one of their one)

>>53449951
t. /brit/ expert

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>I have a decent life outside of 4chan actually, if you'd like to know

should probably wash my adidas trousers tb honest they've got an aroma to em'

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>>53449935
>me on the left

>>53449920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnevjnLdjvo

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>>53449935
WHERE ARE HIS EYES

You—in your fundamental existence—you are the total energy that constitutes this universe, playing that it's you, playing that it's this particular organism, and even playing that it's this particular person. Because the fundamental game of the world is a game of hide and seek. That is to say that the colossal reality—the energy that is everything, that is a unitary energy, that is ONE—plays at being many

>>53449972
you'd make a gorgeous trap lisicki

>>53449961
You revert to islam, n00bl3t

>>53449984
>Being T H I S much of a bumpained Yank
JOY

>>53450020
no mayt, i'm 6'3

>>53449956
how did you get recruited (assuming you're not fibbin)

>>53450002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA9iW8iG4ps

>>53449687
Looks a lot like my ex who is a gymnast.

ben, how's business

Your life is a blooper

>I deserve love
>normie agree rate: 100%
>be my gf
>normie agree rate: 0%

>>53449960

pretty ladies x

what time should I go to sleep at if I have to wake up at 7

>>53450051
Lanky spacker

t. 6'2" M.R.

This thread started out decent but right now it's just reddit-tier

>>53449789
Haha cheers mate yeah I will thanks

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>>53449999
swaggy digits

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>>53450001

>>53449920
Only a with deals in absolutes

>>53450002
Underrated film

>>53449962
Yes I do, without even the usage of google translate

>>53449999
ADIDAS

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Wew, bit depressing this profile

>>53450078
Yerh, it's all right ourkid

recommend me the blogs of attractive girls

i want to hear about the musings and day-to-day lives of qts

>>53450053
I applied and they said yes.

Not liking
1) popular music
2) alcohol
3) parties
actually has a huge impact on one's social life.

>>53449527
BASIC
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fucking bang on from are Russ lads

>>53450054
>>53450129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CASGNmf0Pec

>>53450170
popular music is generally shit but alcohol and parties are top notch

>>53450151
>omg so many guys buy me things XD
>up in the club
>with my bf tyrone

>>53449999
Not bad, but check THESE
>>53450000

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>I will never shag this girl
feels proper shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbULM0bTPs8

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>>53450125
>me on the middle

>>53449792
>That one cunt at the front looking right into the camera
Surprised they didn't demand a reshoot.

>be me
>on facebook
>in a group with two females and one gay guy
>be two females
>one really hot
>one be her ugly friend

do i show interest in the ugly friend first? I imagine loads of guys choose the hot one first and maybe the hot one will think I'm different if I do this.

>>53450223
stop spending time on /r9k/

genuine qts exist in the world

http://www.alphabeth.co.uk/

I got quads last night on /brit/ and not one person checked them. other peoples trips were checked in the same thread. i literally feel like I have an aura of spastic around me, so strong that even people on the internet can sense it and ignore me. no one will ever give a fuck about me or anything I have to say, IRL or otherwise.

I only want the top, I aint tryna pipe

>>53450274
>girls that pretend to like death grips

ree

>>53450206
He was called a hypocrite for talking part in the gentrification of an area then campaigning against gentrification of that same area.

>>53450274
Would desu

>>53450308
I know her irl, she genuinely likes them

>>53450290
if the two girls are mates then the attractive one will be proud of the ugly one for finding a guy that likes her, she's not going to steal him away from her.

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>>53450287
Lots of people look at the camera at these things. It's not a tv show.

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>>53450282

>>53450327
Don't really understand how people object to gentrification
like what are you supposed to do ban people from moving into certain neighbourhoods?

>>53450300
nice dubs

>>53450360
sure thing pal

>>53450053
Not him, but you can literally apply like any other job. GCHQ were looking for interns at my uni and its not even like Oxbridge or Imperial.

>>53450360
no you dont

>>53450388
Thank you. You too... :)))))

https://www.youtube.com/v/IcbFjLFA4Ec

Man catches wife cheating with friend

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>>53450300
wahey

>>53450134
just edit ubique if you comprehend the connotations of what that statement is seeking to relate

>>53450300

I have had quints ignored on here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1V6QGrOFvA

>this is how the average Londoner lives

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Night lads

>>53450300
same for me

I rarely get any (You)'s

I'm a spack in real life and on the internet too

>>53450366
you make a very good point.

maybe I ought to show interest in both?

>>53450505

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>>53450382

>>53450274
How the fuck can you dance like that to death grips of all music lmfao

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Just bought this

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http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-01-11/european-migrant-crisis-triggers-gender-imbalance/7076924
Major gender imbalance to look forward to in Sweden in a few years.

More thankful for Davey C's refugee policies with every passing day. If a huge Foreign Aid budget is the price for not having an open-door migrant policy, I'm all for it tbqh.

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What went wrong

>>53450436
he handled it well, cant say I would have been that calm

Make a new thread because I have a greentext story and I'm not going to make it with there being close to 300 replies.

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>>53450515

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prime london real estate

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>the doings of foreign countries even vaguely interest or concern me

>>53450626
bit big mate r u a billionaire??

>>53450388
>>53450437
>>53450453
>>53450489

I feel vastly better after recieving 4 (You)s for one post. Boosted my confidence no end, smile on my face and everything. Might fall asleep without crying tonight.

Very nice lads

>>53450597
well they've not be THAT bad.

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>>53450624
Good dress

New

>>53450695

>>53450695

>>53450695

>>53450695

>>53450695

>>53450300
you have no idea

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>>53450678
have another one cutey (qt)

>>53450580
I don't know if I should be relieved that they're finally waking up to the downsides of immigration or annoyed that they're just saying it's a male thing

>>53450707
did you just make the new /kpg/?

>>53450505
nah just go for the hot one 2bh there's no reason to lead on the uggo

if you want to stand out to the hot one then just be a bit different from the average lad, also if it's a group chat i'd suggest slipping into her PMs often, using excuses about this group to talk to her and then leading it into more personal conversation

it'll be obvious as fuck what you're doing but as long as you don't get too cheeky too early and just play it smooth you'll be golden

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Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.

>>53450715
why

>>53450749
Not me lad but good stuff.

>>53450715
...

>>53450831
some scrote said to make a new thread

>>53450857
not even bump limit baka

>>53450482
Adele is qt 2bh

just took one and a half nytol one a nights