/brit/

maisie

HE

>>53440091
ex-yu

does

IT

WAHEY HERE HE COMES

/lat/

FREE

SHUT

>>53440178
UNA

>>53440181
fuck sake la

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kpop desu lads

>>53440129
>page 8 or 9

Not very concrete is it

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maisie

What are muslims like in person? I've literally never met one in my life and am genuinely curious if they are bad as europeans say

Do they really roam around in groups together?

>>53440091
>page 7
against the rules.
please respectfully delete this yourself

bit shit

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Kyary

Need to move the up to date ky folder back over from my laptop.

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>>53440226

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show the janny some

>>53440296
fuck off janny lol

>you will nevar kiss a girl
sadfrog

>>53440296
Jog on crypto janny

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what happened to the Keiko poster

>>53440287
guy my age was okay at uni, older guy in the class was a complete motherfucker to everybody constantly especially women

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going to the shop lads anyone want anything?

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smiley prevails

whats brown and sticky

>>53440372
Beer

>>53440354
suicide

>>53440358
It should be noted that sikh's are bro-tier though

>>53440393
poo

>>53440226
k-pop is a dull meme

>really need a job
>don't want to work

how do i resolve this dilemma lads

>>53440287
some are normal and alright
some are really stuck up

>>53440393
Rasheed.

/brit/ more like clit lmao

>>53440393
a STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>53440321
>tfw kissed 9 people
>tfw only had sex with 2
i know exactly how you feel

>>53440393
a stick

>>53440421
even worse then a student

>>53440421
get on the dole

>>53440412
smelly paki poo

>>53440425
smelly paki poo

>>53440438
yes very good

>>53440449
yes very good

what do you call a boomerang that wont come back

>>53440448
FONT

>>53440448
Love Aussie banter desu

Who the fuck is this non-politician from a non-country?

>>53440491
an australian stick

>>53440242
ah ha yes, the old 'Cum on my face daddy' face haha very impressive

wew making a murderer is intense

>about to have sex doggy for the first time
>notice girl has hair in her arsehole and catch a whiff of poo

girls are supposed to be cute and clean. wtf

Lads is carphone warehouses 'iD' network any good? looks a bit dodgy

>>53440491
>what do you call a boomerang that wont come back

my dad

>go down to the pub with the lads
>want to discuss the price of brent crude oil, or their blue chip portfolio
>they tell me to fuck off and talk about retarded shit like football

ffs lads, where can i find Financial Times reading types like myself?

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beth

>>53440491
>what do you call a boomerang that wont come back
war boomerang, a lopsided one used to kill and maim and not to return. used specifically by mainland aboriginals, not tasmanians. pretty large

>>53440517
some sheep shagger

Want to learn an instrument 2bh
something brass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqNHM4vYTB0&list=PLgdYZUrGfjVlB-3gmaDLjG8EMVbNzbuDJ&index=3

>>53440448
FOAL

>>53440520
>>53440554
>>53440575
no its a stick

whats orange and sounds like a parrot

Literally lost count of the amount of girls I'd kissed by the time I was about 16 lads

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>>53440555
i dont even care if it is bait

>>53440588
an orange parrot

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me on the right

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How is /GF2016/ coming along lads?

>>53440570
need a cuddle gf

David B

>>53440611
a carrot

>>53440588
n-no wait boomerangs don't necessarily come back

i am taking a stand here.

>>53440598
fuck off

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>>53440287
Imagine your niggers in Detroit and lower the skin tone down a touch. Combine this with suicide bombings and mass rape of white children as well as a culture that demands the natives must conform to and politicians and police kneeling before them.

You now have muslims.

TUNE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oO_Ckg5ott8

>>53440555
Fedora baiting is getting out of hand

Give me ONE good reason why you shouldn't have to wait until page 10 to create a new thread!

>>53440622
i've got her address if you want it haha

>>53440543
Disgusting inni, got to the point about a year ago where I've just started telling girls that this happens with to go and shower and then come back

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bethany

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Rest in peace Bowie

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>>53440632
cheeky

>>53440675
wew no thanks lad haha

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>>53440621

>>53440690
whats black white and red all over

>>53440598
do they not teach you lot to count higher than three?

>>53440396
I don't think a yank could handle a real beer 2bh.

>>53440689
You remind me of the babe

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me on the right again

>>53440287
some are alright
some are dickheads, like any other people

problem is with islam that the ones who are dickheads are liable to blow you/themselves up etc.

personally out of all themuslims I have known most of them have been pretty good people, but with everything going on in europe right now I'd see the lot of them kicked out just to get rid of the bad eggs.

we need a new australia

>>53440555
my dad printed off an article from FT for me
no idea why he didn't just e-mail it

>>53440713
FUCK LIVERPOOL
EXETER PRIDE

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>>53440686
>tfw no beth gf to cuddle

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I literally have so much influence over brit I can make a late thread and it gets more posts than the earlier one

>>53440719
my fanny

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FOJT (Fuck Off Janny Twat)

>>53440719
a zebra in america

(it's red because it got shot, lol)

>>53440730
Like your shitty lagers?

>>53440612
>tfw not good looking

Someone like this wouldn't even LOOK in my general direction

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gf just sent me this

>>53440719
a newspaper

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these smilies crack me up

>>53440719
a bloody penguin

>>53440434
We make your mums clit throb by merely speaking in our accents.

>>53440801
he has a weird head tbqh

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well well well, whats going on here then?

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>>53440810
Where are you getting all these rares lad?

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fucking hell lads

>>53440763
>>53440770
>>53440809
i didnt actually have an answer for this so im going to wing it
its the janny when he sees a new thread posted at page 7
my reasoning is that hes a bit like a dog normally, and dogs see in black and white, but then upon seeing the offending thread, he sees RED all over!!! like a bull, and goes into "rage mode" like that prefect chap

now what do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a sheep

got extremely thick hair lads

>>53440829
Why does she walk towards the camera?

>>53440829
delete this

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how do I tinder lads?

matched with some birds, don't know how to talk to them

help me

>>53440848
was not talking about him

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>>53440856
http://www.free-smiley-faces.de/

just click through the links
some of them are so bizarre

post bangers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXgPDOG68XQ

>>53440882
a New Zealander

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>>53440868
END
IT

>>53440882
the joint australo-zealandic porn industry

>>53440927
a woolly jumper

>>53440911
Reminder to sit up straight!

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>>53440829
laff'd hard

>>53440913
are you sure lad

>>53440882
a wooly jumper

Why don't we just post until page 9? The whole 'new' autism is boring.

>>53440926
http://graviteam.com/games/steel-fury-kharkov1942.html

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did the man kick the ball

>>53440958
yeah he looks a bit odd

got a willy as thick as a air lads

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janny? not a fan

>>53440962
Fuck off janny

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>tfw

>>53440972
woops linked the wrong thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OALDX4kcjuI

glad my family immigrated here from pakistan lads, it's literally no different, plus you should see the banter me and the lads have down at the mosque, you don't get that in pakistan haha, inshallah more brothers will come here

What an awful thread

>>53440961
yes yes keep up >>53440944

whats red and silly

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>>53440975
This gimmick wont last more than a day, not sure why you're filling your folder up with this literal garbage. Invest in green frogs instead, they will never depreciate.

>>53441026
>Pseudo-yank

Please don't reply to me in the future ;^)

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>>53440790
>lagers

rasheed in the house

imagine if the janny was a qt boi

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playing a bit of chess lads

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>>53441061
>Invest in green frogs instead, they will never depreciate.
the extra rare RWC frogs don't have much market value

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>>53441061
I started it a week ago so already more than a day 2bh

hasn't even caught on yet

>>53441114
dormers

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>>53440829
who is the girl in this image

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>it's so easy everyone

how many pakis in the house
how many pakis in the house without a spouse

>>53441047
a sore willy

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UHNNNNLIIIIIMMMITED


POWWWAH

>>53441149
>I started it

This shit has been going on for months

>>53441176
my gf

>>53441177
>giving tacobell 1.3 bill for no reason

>>53441179
Something in your burqa got me feeling so aroused

got asked by some eastern european girl if i wanted to join my uni's christian society for some reason. should i do it even though i consider all their stone age nonsense to be completely beneath me?

>>53441188
a blood clot

what do you call a man with a bus on his head

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>be me
>go to Healthy Eating exhibition at work
>wander over toa fruit and veg display with a pretty girl behind it
>she asks me about my diet and how hard my stool is as a result
>spend two minutes discussing my bowel movements and the consistency of my turds
>mfw

>>53441176
>>53441227
essex lad in the cupboard haha

>>53440962
Because this rule doesn't apply to any other thread on any other board on the site.

It's literally a single janitor singling us out and making up some random rule out of nowhere.

How good is cutting really? I've always been a depressed fuck up but never a cutter. I always took my pain out chemically, mixing ungodly amounts of ket speed coke acid benzos booze

got mutual friends with beth of facebook lads

should i add her

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>>53441203
There was one or two images but i'm forcing it to the point of no return

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going to play fifa now

>>53441262
tbf /brit/ is more active than many of the boards on this site

>>53440962

bump shite off page 10 whenever we leave the first page

Lads, there are like 5 really cute girls in my class, including one that's a little bit chubby so she might be thirsty

Do you reckon any of them would let me have some sexy time with them for money? Like would they let me finger them in exchange for a few months rent

>>53441262
Yes but what is the point of a new before it's necessary? Literally pointless.

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>I support the custodian's decisions

>>53441246
a bus wanker

Apple copied f.lux lmao

>>53441177
nice

everyone in britain should have got a quid

>>53441266
>tfw too squeamish to cut

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>>53441149

>>53441266
feeling the warm blood trickle down your skin is such a release, but not really worth the scars

Can you give me her Faceyb? Would like to cuddle with her.

>>53441177

taco bell is truly disgusting. i liked five guys a lot, it was better than In n Out burger. wendys is so so.

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What's the worst thing about Yanks?

>>53441266
I'd imagine cutting yourself is a lot worse than drugs

>>53441343
These are horrifying

>job in london
>gap year in thailand

literally don't know which to choose lads

>>53441266
its euphoric the only real time i feel gratified

>>53441277
If you want a gimmick to take off you need to shill it on /tv/ and /d2g/ as well.
t. Lad who launched the cuck posting gimmick

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>Interpol went shit after Antics

>>53441266
just kill yourself you moron

>>53441376
five guys is genuinely nice
bare expensive for what it is though

>>53441393
>live in a tight little room
or
>get tight little boi pussi rammed by ladyboys

hmm

>>53441377

the fact that they could invade us and take our country within 24hrs if they felt like it

every time i see a girl smile I get so fucking angry

>>53441262
this is the fastest general on the site afaik, back when we used to make new threads at 300 posts there would be like 3 threads hanging about in the first pages of /int/ constantly
its reasonable

>>53441335
dead

what did the buffalo say to her child when he went to school

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>>53441275
Got mutual friends with this slag wew

>>53441318
That's irrelevant.

>>53441393
>365 days in Thailand

Mix it up christ. Depends how good the job is 2bh.

>>53441328
LADS HELP

I MIGHT DO SOMETHING I'LL REGRET

the national lottery gives out more in prizes than it does in funding and commission

whats the point

>>53441393
gap year in thailand lad.

A year's holiday there is cheaper than a month's rent in London.

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So I finally got the job in London and as luck would have it I saw this on a property site for only 800 quid a week! It's above a mosque but I'm positive about Islam so this is no problem for me!

>>53441177
>>53441339

If you use lottoland you don't buy a ticket (you need to be a US resident), they buy one and you essentially bet them £2 that you can guess their numbers and that the numbers will match. They're a licensed bookie and they give you odds of roughly 650,000,000/1 that you'll get it right, netting you a payout of your initial £2 stake plus a prize exaclty matching the winnings on their ticket.

Plus you don't pay ta on gambling winnings in the UK so no government taking half of it like if an American wins to powerball.

met some of the girls im sharing this halls with today but made a right hames of it

>>53441330
>What is the point of making a new thread once we have reached the end of the thread

You're not very bright are you.

>>53441448
doubt

fucking reeks of SOUP (important word here) in here

>>53441450
d2g was faster, think its a lot slower now though

>>53441450
eiyore

>>53441448
Haha. FOY!

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>Haha. FOY!

>>53441457

>guys actually put their hard willies in girls that look like this

It's so far beyond my life, I may as well live on another planet

>>53441542
Horrifyingly fast fedora response

>>53441504
do go on senpai

>>53441511
>the bump limit is the end of the thread

Not very bright are you lad?

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>>53441501
I'm living here in London for a grand a month, bargain desu

>>53441533
>>53441542
24 seconds, nice.

got my willy out

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>One Direction went shit after Made in the A.M.

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>Roommate complains that dishwasher uses too much electricity when its £5 a money
>Complains that I use the TV too much when its less electricity than a lightbulb
>Says things cost too much to use but has no idea what the power consumption is
>Keeps talking about how she needs to save up but keep making up excuses to avoid getting a job
>Drinks a bottle of wine each day even though its taxed to fuck
This is what I get for living with normies.

>>53441572
fucking idiot

>>53441377
The fact that they exist.

Rate my Tesco haul lads

>2 6 packs of pitta breads for 5p each
>Big pack of mini donuts for 50p
>Pack of veal mince for a quid
>Big pack of carrots for 30p

Absolutely buzzing desu, feel like I've robbed the place

>>53441450
something about following a herd

>>53441249
magnificent post

>>53441590
>£5 a money

What?

>>53441571
How'd you get that massive garden in London

>>53441518

Of course they could. Their aircraft carriers would surround us and we would be helpless.

Ireland would volunteer as a staging post for the invasion

Cameron would be on his knees signing a surrender notice

The Turkish barber kept calling me sexy. Just did an awkward laugh every time

>>53441511
There's no 'end' until the thread isn't in the catalog you melt

>>53441575
Proofs

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Arctic Monkeys went to shit after AM

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>There's no 'end' until the thread isn't in the catalog you melt

>>53441450
>its reasonable
No it's not. You're making the drag all of the smart kids down to the retard kids level argument. You're pathetic.

cat is in heat again hahhahahahaha

this is the fucking funniest thing I have ever heard hahahahahahhaha MIAAAAAAAAOWWWW Hahahahahaha litereally speaking arabic

what happened with the fake pof with kev last night?

>>53441561
just drastically autistic lexis and body language. not that impressed with myself, usually do better than that

>>53441627
they dont have the numbers to control our entire population, and if they started decimating city populations they would just get nuked by the subs

dont be a cuck

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Stop making so many /brit/ threads!

>>53441502

Wew. £6 a line. Getting ripped off, surely.

>>53441607

morrisons lad?

>>53441676
get it speyed

>>53441714
Not i you win

>>53441676
haha i remember when my kitty was in heat, it's pretty cute lmao

>>53441590
>Drinks a bottle of wine each day

What the fuck, people do this?

>>53441449
I'm the same. Every time I see a beautiful girl I get angry because she wouldn't ever give me the time of day.

>>53441633
Laughing in response to people is a bit spergy to be honest.

>>53441633

>have scalp psoriasis
>algerian barber always says "how is skin today boss?"
>i say it's bad as usual
>i can see how disgusted he is when he's cutting my hair
>dandruff falling out everywhere

scared to get my hair cut anywhere else in case they refuse to cut it in front of a group of waiting customers

>>53441729
i drink more than that desu senpai

>>53441734
It's 8:40 PM

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>phone vibrated earlier
>forgot to check
>check it now
>low battery

lads

>>53441727
did you give her the boaby

>>53441523
having multiple threads isnt much of a problem for a board where every thread is a general, having 5 /brit/s taking up space other lesser threads could be using is a bit rude

>>53441667
*beepidy beep beep*
o whoops sorry lol my 'autistic melt taking 4chan too seriously' alarms going off

>>53441523
>>53441614
"bi, son!"

whats a snakes favourite subject

>>53441729
Students m8, they believe alcohol is sufficient to replace food. I lived a month on lager and cream cheese

Patter

>>53441751
Not something to be proud of matey

>good looking people

Literally had enough
Uprising when
>>53441633

>>53441756
benter

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>>53441734
>Every time I see a beautiful girl I get angry because she wouldn't ever give me the time of day.

>>53441752
MY CURRENT LOCATION

>>53441565
>The end of the thread isn't the end of the thread

You're a fucking retard. Let me guess, you think we should keep posting in a thread once the image limit has been reached, on an image board. Dumb cunt.

>>53441752
london

>>53441771
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssscience

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>*Someone's post*

>>53441726

Yeah, no shit. But the odds are crap.

>>53441764
no, that's gross and cruel

>>53441590
>Complains that I use the TV too much when its less electricity than a lightbulb

Is this true?

>>53441717
Tesco

>have 10 minutes to walk literally across the whole campus for lectures
>have joint problems
>ankle gives out halfway there
Literally have blisters on my other foot now

>>53441729

I drink 2L of whisky a week

>>53441676
my cat picked a fight with an owl and i had to go save her because she's a useless piece of shit even by cat standards

fucked a girl in the bathroom at a party when she bent over and exposed her cunt. camein about 2 minutes

didnt know girls actually enjoyed quickies but she always brings it up how we should do it again. shes proper mentally ill so i avoid her

>>53441773
Haha waheeeeyy #freshers let's get fucking wasted!

>>53441815
hisssssssstory

what did the fish say when it hit a wall

>>53441641
>There's no 'end'

You're really bad at this shitposting lark.

>>53441828
Double the stake and they'll double the prize, so for £12, you could be an actual billionaire instead of just a dollar one.

Surely it's worth a punt

>>53441859
get on your motorized scooter you fat fuck

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>>53440581

learn the french horn

>>53441502
How the fuck would they pay out £965,000,000 if you are just betting on a result and not buying an actual ticket? No way do they have that much capital.

>>53441842
A lightbulb is what, 60W depending on the lightbulb, and I think a TV is probably 80-100 or something.

Not sure how it works out over time though.

>>53441864
FONYT

>>53441607
>veal mince for a quid
Very thrifty

>>53441717
Nah that's me
Tonight I cooked some of my most recent Morrison's haul. Butterflied pork tenderloin: 50p, breaded it and fried, and had it with cream mushroom sauce (9p cream, 10p mushrooms) and some salad (about 10p worth). VERY thrifty

>>53441874
im so fucking drunk lol xx

>>53441911
i'm genuinely disabled

>>53441822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCPQ6_F-xfo

why do people get sad when people die?

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Shall I jump on the meme-wagon and read War & Peace

Need a £7 purchase in my amazon basket anyway haha

>>53441641
>catalog

Hi janny, how is that proxy working out for you?

>>53441933
The payout from the lottery is far less than whatever people pay in total to enter it

>>53441676
>>53441718
This.

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>i'm genuinely disabled

>>53441942
>60w
>not being LED master race

>>53441623
I meant a month. Haven't properly left in over 24 hours.

>>53441942

I thought the EU banned 60W bulbs

>>53441950
Wew, didn't know there were fellow bargain hunters on here.

Excellent haul. What time do you go in to get your bargains?

>>53441956
"dam!"

what do you get when you cross a cat with a fish

>>53441752
Epic post.

>>53441955
From my point of view Gondor was evil

>>53441904

Do you reckon they can really afford to pay out that much, though?

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>>53441859
>>53441911
fucking kek
>>53441957
Sorry to hear that m8, no solution to the joint problems?

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>>60w
>>not being LED master race

>>53441933
They charge $9 a ticket, so make a huge profit for every person who uses them and doesn't win anything.

The rest is made up through bookmakers insurance.

>>53442033
a catfish

>wake up next to gf
>she looks me in the eyes and says good morning in a tired cute voice
>she reaches down
>pats my dick and says good morning again with a cheeky grin

>>53441973

If thats your approach you'll probably give up after 100 pages

>>53441963
Really sick of this song. Makes me wanna do a cheeky vendetta in honour of my ears.

>>53441965
you would know if you were a human and not a slug

>>53441771
You are genuinely autistic.

>>53441933

Yeah, there's no way they have that much money on hand. I guess they'd just declare bankruptcy.

>>53442013
Slept you mean. Go to bed m8
>>53442025
Did they? I dunno desu.

I have an energy saving one in the lamp in my room, takes ages to get up to a reasonable amount of light.

>>53442048
nah, it'll get worse as i age

>>53441955
>eternal anglo - supernatural angelic being of unimaginable power, directly connected to god.

>kraut - mortal man, tried to racemix with elves. generally gets saved by dwarf and elf nonses

the only thing missing is sauron winning 2bh

>>53442106
gab that to me mug

>>53442081
youve defeated me

Listening to Lily Allen

>>53442045
They're licensed under UK bookies legislation, so they have to be able to

lamo@the sergeant
>remember not the face, not the face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6HS6jyxoFE

>>53441933
Yeah I know that but the website that guy was talking about works by you predicting the result of the lottery, you don't actually buy the ticket itself.

>wake up next to bf
>he looks me in the eyes and says good morning in a tired cute voice
>he reaches down
>pats my fanny and says good morning again with a cheeky grin

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>>53442137
>american genetics

>>53442137
What is it exactly?

>>53441973
It's literally the plot of eastenders but since its old people pretend its art

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Dad's friend might be buying one of these and I'll be one of the crew wahey

>>53442152
she's a top slag

Business idea: win the lottery

>>53442151
pushed me to my limits

going to have a lie down and recover

>>53441955
>This multi-board shitposter again

Are you trying to emulate Riley? He had way more than images.

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>I drink 2L of whiskey a week