Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>>53380289
First for Sweden

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乙

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OATS

>>53380289
乙

>>53380289
initial d good show.

キスしませんか

>>53380289
おつ
スパシーバ !

>>53380411
Stop it, you're opressing Japanese women

>>53380411
キスしないと・・

>>53380462
>opressing
oppressing* fug

おやすみなさい。

スペイン語やイタリア語のRは巻き舌って言うのは典型的なイメージからかな
巻き舌使わない単語も沢山あるのに

>>53380411
Dead or Alive "Ï`ll save you all my kisses" https://youtu.be/9rJRozYL_9s

>>53380510
おやす

KISU MI

>>53380560
Right Said Fred - Don't Talk, Just Kiss (HF) https://youtu.be/OCxuBWBbubI

>>53380510
おやすみ

>>53380632
gross wtf
deport this guy

>>53380521
弱まってるだけや。
rrってなったらどう発音するか考えりゃ分かる。

>>53380411
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QO8atT1Sqc

>>53380632
are you cute?

>>53380462
日本人女性はリアルで見たことないと思う・・・

>>53380632
ちゅ

>>53380678
RRとRは違うよ

>>53380713
してあげるんか
優しいな

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>>53380289
Do you consider that spaniards are racist?

>>53380722
何が?

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>>53380691
DOKO MADE YUKU NO
BOKUTACHI KONYA
KONO MAMA ZUTTO
KOKO NI IRU NO KA

>>53380782
have we ever considered anything about spaniards?

>>53380784
発音が違う
例えばスペイン語、PeroとPerroじゃ意味も発音も全然違うよ

>>53380782
W-why?
You guys are doing something bad?

>>53380772
もちろんしてあげるんだよ
「キスしませんか」と行ってからキスしてあげないのはひどいもんさ

>>53380932
What about westaboos?

>>53380851
well, i heard that some asians consider that the spaniards are racist... i'm just asking a question.

>>53380951
やだかっこいい

>>53380951
イギリス人もフランス人みたいにほっぺに空気のキスすんの?w あれ男同士でやるのはずくない?

>>53380967
they are losers too
every person in this thread should be killed (except for me)

>>53380971
>some asians

we are not some asians
we are super asians

>>53381033
what do you do in this thread all by yourself?

>>53380878
そりゃ違うわな。
あのさ、スペイン語の話をしてるんじゃなくて、Rの発音方法の分類について話してるんじゃなかったん?
鹿と膝下じゃ発音も意味も違うよ?でも、かの発音が硬口蓋擦過音である事は変わらないでしょ?

>>53380971
sorry but never heard anyone saying that around me

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>>53380932

>>53381052
No, we are island asians
>I don't know what I am saying

>>53381052
well...ok.
>>53380937
some people call a japanese tourist "chino" by error

>>53380971
I have no idea.
Probably many Japanese don't have any specific emotion toward Spanish people.

It's ok Japan

U will build the droid waifu robot waifu female sex robot. Then, u will lose your virginity

I believe in U Nihon. The sex robot will set you free!

>>53381098
I invite Korean girls and chat with them

>>53381102
>擦過音
?

>>53381185
This desu
Spanish food is popular though

>>53381202
>tfw my waifu will become real

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サイボーグが他のサイボーグを愛することができるの?

>>53381218
you want to enjoy nice conversation with Korean girls on top of the pile of our dead bodies...i see.

>>53381185
for that reason I find it strange that an anon called us racist

>>53381185
>specific emotion
They are great in bed.

>>53381338
yes that would make me really horny

べちゃって何の意味だろう?

>>53381421
オノマトペ?

>>53381421
濡れたぞうきん

>>53381102
亀レスすまん
RRとRは発音も違うぞ
カタカナで表すのはあんま良くないんだが、
ルルァとラの違い

>>53381244
硬口蓋音擦過(摩擦)音
[口内上部の硬い部分と舌上面の間に空気を通して「シュッ」と擦れるような音を出す発音]

>>53381014
ここはそれをよくしないんだ

>>53381052
日本人はアジア人を超える

>>53381376
if it's anon, how do you know it's even japanese?

>>53381506
擦過音という言葉がgoogleで見つからん。。。

>>53381535
イギリス人のパーソナルスペースは他のヨーロッパより広いって本当ですか?

>>53381498
だから何だって
そんな次元の話をしてるんじゃ無い。言語学?音声学?的な話をしてるんだよ。スペイン語の話じゃないの!

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>>53381451
ふーん、そうかも

>>53381490
たぶんね・・・

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>>53381279

>>53381621
「発音 擦過音」
でググるよろし

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>>53381102

>>53381638
そう思う
多分アスぺのスカンジナビア人の影響から

>>53380904
>フランス語のR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWFGKaOEZfs

>>53381701
well, ok. As far as I know, in japan in general we don't have any particular criticism towards spain.

>>53381849
本で読みました
北欧の影響なんですか
あと、割り込みされるのが超嫌いって書いてました

>>53381836
すまん。破裂音か。勘違った。

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don't know and it wasn't a only one anon... I heard the same with three anons at least.

>>53380762
フランス語のRは口の奥から、なんか鼻の後ろから吹く感じで空気をちょっと遮りながら発音するなどと言ったら分かるかな

>>53381974
sorry >>53381912
and thaks

>>53381947
あれ?じゃあアラビア語のqは何だろ?
あれが軟口蓋破裂音じゃねーの?

Hello, my penis is only 12cm....
Can I still get a Japanese girlfriend?
I would even learn Japanese.
I just love how cute and submissive they are.
How can I get a Japanese girlfriend?
Does anyone have a Japanese girlfriend?

>>53381990
ドイツ語のRが弱くなったようなgayな発音だよな

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>>53382184
no

>>53382222
I want that perfume

>>53382184
韓国人女性だったらどう

>>53382184
The relationship between Japanese women and white men is like that between white women and black men.

There's a big meme that they want them, but in reality they don't.

>>53382184
It's easy to suck to root
(Seriously)

>>53382222
nice double dubs

>>53382353
Is he “that” guy?

>>53381675
べちゃべちゃは擬態語(オノマトペ)で、水分を含んで、柔らかくまとまらない状態を表す

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今何やってるの? 皆さん。

私は漢字の手書きを練習している。

>>53382444
偽旗作戦だと思う

>>53382494
スウェーデン人ごっこ

>>53382494
ベッドの上でゴロゴロしてる
もうすぐ寝る

>>53380289
What model is that police car? looks based

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>>53382559
ごっこって一体何よ? エッチな事?

>>53382494
寒さに震えている

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How often do you come across signs like these in Japan?

Will you get thrown out if you try to enter?

そうやこないだ可愛い金髪のイギリス人女が俺に典型的なdo you speak Englishで話しかけて俺は困っててyeah a littleと答えたら吹いちゃったという痛い記憶がww
英語なんか全く発音できなくて嫌い

>>53382813
え、潮吹いたの?

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こんにちわ!
僕はアニメです!
よろしくお願いします!

>>53382944
残念ながら三次元です

>>53382813
マジで?
なんだかんだ言いつつフランス人は英語上手いイメージだわ

>>53382813
little ってだめなの?

>>53382673
>誤解

>>53382850
そういう意味不明なこと言わんでええよ

>>53382198
ドイツ語のRとやっぱ違うの?

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>>53382620
Toyota Sprinter Trueno AE86

>>53382787
What kind of shop is this?

>>53382813
>英語なんか全く発音できなくて嫌い
全くわかる、俺もそうだ。
その上ブラジル人のaccentは魅力がない。

>>53382944
Is that くうちゅうブランコ?

>>53381871
やばい死にそうwwwwwwww

>be jap male
>be inferior species
>see superior white male come along and take your women
>Half babies on increase
>soon japanese males will be bred out of existence

you are literal cucks, japanese women prefer the superior white man. How does this make you feel?

Hiroshi woke up at 6am. Realizing he was going to be late for his salaryman job, he grabbed a piece of toast, hard boiled egg, and can of coffee.

However, Hiroshi made one grave mistake. Hiroshi failed to read the label on the coffee. The milk inside had turned. As soon as Hiroshi gulped down that coffee can, violent diarrhea hit Hiroshi like a ton of bricks.

As Hiroshi jumped onto the packed subway train, Hiroshi shit himself. The train cart was quickly emptied that morning, smelling of fresh, raw, Yamato feces.

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>>53382787
私もそんなことを考えていた、そんな商店に入ったらどうなってるのかな? 喧嘩? 「くそバカ外人出て行け」といわれる?

もし私の日本語は上手であったらいいのかな?

>>53383195
>accentは魅力がない
友よ

>>53381941
TESCO(イギリスイギリスのスーパー)でフランス人の観光客に横入りされてFUCK OFFって言えなかったワイ

アジア人は総じて舐められてる

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>>53383188
It's real.

>>53382409
that's called quads

>>53382787
Never

>>53383069
苦手な人が多いよ

>>53383085
ダメみたいだな

>>53383307
Are you flip then?

>>53383195
It is 空中ブランコ

>>53382787

I went to Roppongi once and saw one

>>53381871
いちいち貼るなよw

>>53383511
what kind of shop?

こんいちわ日本語スレッド!

I'm trying to teach myself Japanese and I'm working on vocabulary right now. What is the best way of remembering how a word is pronounced? I have no problem with Kanji and actually spelling the word (attaching meaning to the Kanji/spelling) but I'm having a lot more trouble attaching the spoken word to the meaning/spelling.

Anyone have a similar problem? If so, how did you get past it?

>>53383283
イギリス人も注意はしにくいって書いてた
割り込み嫌いだしムカつくんだけど文句言ったら目立っちゃうから言いづらいみたいな

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>>53383274
もっと練習しましょう、友よ!

>>53383490
Then it is くうちゅうブランコ dammit

PLEASE help me 日本語スレッド!

If someone says they XXされる事はない does that mean that they

1) Have never been XX before
or
2) Cannot be XX

?

「XXされる事はない」、というのはどういう意味?
XXされる事はありえない
XXされた事は今までない
どっちで合ってる?

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>>53383307
Which dick do you like?

>>53383555
Just read and it'll stick eventually.

>>53383385
じゃあフランス行くときはフランス語ちょっと勉強していくわ
下手でも許してね

>>53383637
安価全く関係なかった
ごめん

does anyone here smoke tobacco? i'm thinking about investing money in a pipe. i had a good conversation with my sister's friend last night about pipes, politics, and being bilingual. he's fluent in german. his family is from germany, but he couldn't speak german until he was 13. he learned by attending a saturday school for 6 years of his life. i believe immersion is the best way to learn a language imo. i'm looking forward to studying in the kansai region. i study japanese now as a mere hobby now, i understand some N3 grammar, so i'm not that great. i have a question for foreigners on here, how long did it take you before you were comfortable with speaking japanese?

>>53383613
「XXされる事はありえない」で合ってる。「俺が死ぬことはない」=「俺は死なない」「俺が死ぬのは不可能」

(そういえ台詞はいてる奴は大体直後に死ぬけどな!)

>>53383551

it was a bar

>>53383613
すごい変な問題文だね
(2)が正解だけど されることはない って言わなくない?

>>53383283
弱そうな見た目だから馬鹿にされたの?

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>>53383692
タバコを吸うなよ!

>>53383637
L-looks like the Egyptian dick has had an accident

>>53383677
下手でも喜ばれるから安心しな

>>53383613
It's #2. XX is impossible.

>>53383813
在仏日本人でしょ?それかINALCO出身

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>>53383472
Just an oppressed white person.

>>53383813
めるしーぼーくー

Working hard to get my fill
Everybody wants a thrill
Paying anything to roll the dice
Just one more time

Some will win
Some will lose
Some are born to the sing the blues
The movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on...

>>53383883
>R-18
何屋だよwwwwww

>>53383261
>>53383307
日本人の連れがいたら入店okって書いてある
特にアジア系は民度が低い人が多いから、店の備品を盗んだり、最初から食い逃げする目的のやつも多い
この店はパブだから酒が入って酔っ払って手が付けられなくなった外国人を相手にするのが嫌になったんだろう
普通のレストランは、外国人の入店拒否は一般的じゃないよ
sorry I'm too sleepy to write them in English...

>>53383613
またお前かよ
有り得ないで合ってるからさっさと消えろ
これ文法の基本の基本だよ?

this is BASIC GRAMMAR that it XX cannot be

>>53383877
INALCOに振られたから独習w

>>53383883
White people always look up Japanese people and culture. Only shitskins hate Japan.

I love that song.

Forgot what it was called though.

Thanks for giving me nostalgia.

I still hope you get glassed by China come 2049.

>>53383595
It [i]is[/i] kuchuu buranko.

Am I the only one that thinks white people that learn Japanese are losers?
I don't want to sound mean but most of those people are insecure retards
I think people that want a submissive Japanese girlfriend are assholes

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>>53384032
I suppose you can't help what you love, even if it hates you back.

>>53383965
東京の飲食店で働いてるけど、備品を盗むのは白人も同じ
ただし、日本人の女連れが多い
そういう奴ほど態度がでかくなって平気でマナー違反を働く

自然な日本語に近づけるために日本のアニメとか小説を読んでるって言ってた人だっけ?
違ったら、ごめん

>>53384192
その通り

>>53384031
ひええ!!独学でそんな日本語うまくなるの!!
そこまで完璧じゃなくても通じるのにってショック受けるぐらい上手い

>>53384144
外人の不良はどこの国も同じだ
ただ、日本も最近のDQNは同レベルなので人の事言えなくなってきてる

良い人になりたい

>>53384313
>ただ、日本も最近のDQNは同レベルなので人の事言えなくなってきてる
いや、それはねーわ
深夜になればDQN客も多いけど、さすがに備品パクる奴はめったにいない

>>53384252
褒められるのは馬鹿にされてると怒る外国人が多いのであまり言いたくないが、前も思ったけど、やっぱり君の日本語は完璧だよ

ひええ!!

>>53384377
だって

一晩のエッチをするな

ちゃんと女性と付き合ってよ

単純だ

ひええ!!が悪いか!!!

>>53384275
>>53384434
ありがとう!

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>>53384377
ではニートであることをやめてくれ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqA-oefg-m0

一つの従順な日本のガールフレンドしてください!

ひええ!!

>>53384893
やめたまえ

>>53385108
ひええ!!が悪いか!!!

>>53385263
悪いよりうるさい

>>53384893
あつええ!!

Would Japs get pissed if I was a salaryman for next Halloween?

I'd dress in a Jap salaryman suit, tape my eyes shut so they're slanty, grease my hair with hair gel, carry a brief case

>>53385431
あついいい!がcorrect
もしくはあちいいいッ

ブラジル暑いんだな

>>53384550
eine gehorsame Deutsche bitte

>>53385558
知ってる、冗談だった
でも確か、ちょっと暑い

Post some music pls

>>53385778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkjVC5llnOY

>>53385778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozYao1Mju7A

>>53385433
よう、ペルー人。おまえ自分が土人だって分かってるか?
今までに一度でも虐殺する側に回ったことがあるか?ないだろ。
だから土人なんだよばーーーーーーーーか笑
虐殺と奴隷しか使い道のないヒトモドキども笑

I know this is half a year old, but it's rather strange: https://www.bostonglobe.com/arts/2015/07/18/counter-protesters-join-kimono-fray-mfa/ZgVWiT3yIZSlQgxCghAOFM/story.html

>>53385917
Just saw this on /wsg/, I liked this one too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37l7P5V1eXU

>>53385778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iY3wGoJfng

>>53385433
まぁ犯罪しか能のない南米猿に期待なんかしてなかったが、しかしこのペルーっていう国の連中は特に日本にとってタチの悪い連中だ。

・広島小1女児殺害事件
・埼玉県6人連続殺人事件
・反日洗脳教師Gimmeaflakeman

これ全部ペルー人
ほんとどうしようもない犯罪民族だわペルー猿って

>>53385433
おいきいてんのか犯罪猿
奴隷としてしか使い道のないゴミカス土人が日本人様に向かってなんだその態度は。こら。侵略するぞ。虐殺するぞ。
おまえらは国が離れてるから我々の虐殺を受けてないだけでな、もし近かったら速攻で侵略しておまえらの家族を拉致して731部隊で生きたまま解剖してたんだからな。犯罪しか能のないヒトモドキどもが。

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>>53386096
Even lively Russian music seems to have this undertone of depression to it.

It warms my soul.

Japanese girls are really cute, am I right?

>>53386485
Yeah, they are unexpectedly soothing.

>>53385433
日本の近代凶悪犯罪の中の2つがペルー人って言う事実が、
こいつらヒトモドキがいかに凶悪な犯罪遺伝子を持ってるかを現してるな。

おまえらペルー人はなぁ、ペルー人であること自体が罪なんだから本来であれば全員処刑されるべきなんだよ。それが処刑もされずにそうやってヘイトスピーチを書き込めるのは我々日本人様がおまえら土人を殺さずに寛容にも生かしてやっているからだということを忘れるなよ。

>>53385778
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiMPyPeSbys

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>>53386688
Let's review the evidence.

Half-breeds can't have children

>>53387044
She doens't look pure Japanese. She looks even latina

>>53385433
今思い出したけど、これもおまえら犯罪南米土人の仲間だろ
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4c5_1382115025

このようにペルー人はじめ、
南米土人というのものは未開で凶暴な、人類にとって益を成さない害虫であるということだ。
口を開けばヘイトスピーチ、手を動かせば犯罪、ほんとにどうしようもない生物だな、おまえら南米猿は。
大日本帝國が近くにあったら速攻で絶滅させてたのだがな笑

なにこの雰囲気こわい

>>53387044
Isn't that the girl that digs Koreans?

Shoot. I meant to say half-breeds can't bear children.

I forgot they could kidnap and adopt...

>>53387183
ホワイトナイトが暴れてる

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>>53387089
Meh, plenty of other examples out there.

>>53385433
おい。こら。土人。きてんのか犯罪者。何黙ってんだコラ。溺死がいいのか?。それとも転落死か?。
そうやっていくら口で我々大日本帝國の民兵を侮辱しようがな、
おまえらが奴隷としてしか使い道のない未開な犯罪猿という事実は変えられないんだからな。
違うって言うなら説明してみろ。
おまえらが、虐殺される側ではなくてする側だって言う証拠をな。
まぁウンコ食いの土人猿には無理だろうがな、がははははははは笑。ぶは笑。ばっはははあ笑。
おう!!!日本人様なめてんじゃねぇぞこら!!!!!!!
自警団組んで取り締まるぞ!!!コラ!!!

>>53387475
Calm down, brah, it not worth it.

>>53387295
Even so you shouldn't do it anon.

>>53387369
This pic is just scary. What's your point?

>>53387633
Anon, I am pure.

>>53385433
私は周りからはいわゆる右翼というレッテルを貼られる中韓が嫌いな立場の人間だがね。
このペルーの犯罪土人どもに比べれば中韓人などまだまともに見えてしまうくらいの犯罪遺伝子を持っているね、おまえらわ。

こんな犯罪しか能のない猿どもに我々日本人が侮辱されたのにこっちからは虐殺できないのが悔しいから、
この↓さされてるのをおまえだと思って気分良くなることにするわ笑。おまえもこんな顔してんだろ?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bdc_1429988078

めっちゃ苦しそう笑

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What's a good indicator for the tightness of a girl's puss?

I've heard that if a girl doesn't have a thigh gap, she's supposed to be tight.

I'm hearing more that a girl with a thigh gap is supposed to be tighter though...

This thread has lots of normies, so what indicates a girl's tightness?

>>53387287
Hello
Yes I like korean girls and I'm a lesbian
I want a strong girlfriend that can punch me

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>>53387788
>What's your point?
Cute girls.

>>53387183
いつもの統合失調症とだけ思っておけばいい
なお、統合失調症とは、幻覚・被害性妄想などにより、
「誰かが自分に危害を加えて人生を台無しにしようとしている」などの妄想に囚われてしまっている人のこと
症状に波があり、比較的落ち着いているときもあるが、特定のコテハンを叩くなど被害妄想関連のレスはほぼその人だと思っていい

>>53383119
根本的には同じ
でもフランス語の方が振動が弱い、というかラじゃなくてハに近いかも。

>>53385930
>>53386216
>>53386391
>>53386713
>>53387107
>>53387911

Sorry, I don't speak Nihongo yamatospeak

You will have to speak English, Hitoshi

>>53388001
>pic
OK, I understand you're trolling, thanks for good laugh.

>>53388001
The girl on the left is hot
Are they Korean?

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>>53388029

>>53388029
Google translate says japanese posters have an extremely butthurt.

>>53388072
The poster there indicates Japanese.

They're yayoi people

>>53385433
この浅黒土人ほんまイライラするわー。
さっさと刺し殺しあって死ねよ凶暴な犯罪土人が

↓この刺されて死にそうになってる奴のマヌケな面、笑。おまえそっくりだな笑。
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=890_1395595641

え?お前も今から犯罪起こしにいくの?
ほら犯罪遺伝子を呼び起こせよ。

>>53387833
Really?
That's pretty rare.

>>53388201
>posters
>s

>>53388201
All posts are the same guy, he his mentally ill.

>>53388312
I like to think that he doesn't actually mean it, and all that is just a refined type of shitposting.

>>53388312
IS PANTSUYA BACK?

I got a message. こういうメッセージを受け取りました。

Unknown:Ronnie? ロニーか?
Me:yes. そうだ。
Unknown:I know you. オレはオマエを知ってるぞ。
Me:I know. I'm famous. もちろん。みんなオレのことは知ってるからね。。
Unknown:stop helping A. ASKAを助けるのは止めろ。
Me:oh! find me finally. へぇ。とうとうオレを見つけたか。
Unknown:I know your house,phone,car. オレは、オマエの家も電話も車も知っている。
Me:okay,thank you be my fan,do you need my sign? ごくろうなこった。オレのサインでも欲しいのかい?
Me:I'm telling you now,I know the skill,and I know how to break. これだけは言っておこう。オレにはオマエを特定するスキルもある。邪魔はさせない。
Me: if I guess right,博勝案. オレが思うに、オマエはブロード操作集団だ。
Me:right?its C4ISR. そうだろう?オマエは(ASKAを追い込んだ)ハッカー集団だ。
Me:come on,I can find you all as well. かかって来い。オレはオマエを見つけ出してみせる。
Unknown:ok,don't break,I will stop. 分かった。それは止めておけ。だが、オレはオマエを(ASKAを助けることを)ストップさせてみせる。

>>53388522
It's someone else, I don't think pantsuya is that bad.

>>53388580
I feel like I'm not extracting as much meaning from this post as I could be

>>53388029
おまえの都合なんかしらねーよ犯罪者が。
そうやって自分の都合で日本中で犯罪を犯してきたんだろうが。おまえらペルー人は。
いまさら冗談でしたって取り繕っても遅いからな。

おまえら犯罪ブラウンモンキーどもはしらねーだろうがな、
昔は土人なんか奴隷として利用して使えなくなったらぶち殺して捨てておきましょうっていう世の中だったんだよ。それが今のおまえはどうだ?そうやって生意気に我々日本人様に向かってヘイトスピーチを書き込んでいる。

なぜそれが出来ているか分かるか?それは我々日本人様が恩恵でおまえら犯罪猿を処刑しなかったおかげなんだよ。

オーストラリアにタスマニア先住民というものがいた。しかし今はいない。なぜか分かるか?
白人に絶滅させられたからだよ。そいつらがお前らと同じように犯罪猿だったのかどうかは知らんがな、おまえらペルー土人も大日本帝國が近くにあったら絶滅させられていて、いまのお前はいなかったということだよ。ありがたく思えよ。

それが分かったらゴミはゴミらしく焼却炉に飛び込んで自殺しろ。

>>53388580
Are you talking about cars?

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>>53388836

calm down Japenis!

I'm going to bad but what's going on?
Why doesn't he get banned?

>>53389431
*I'm going to bed

>>53389530
Oyasuminasai, have amai yume

I have no idea what he's saying, but you can't get banned for having bad opinions (unfortunately)

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Who #californiaroll here?

>>53389629
After you taste other rolls and sushi, california rolls aren't that good.

>>53389629
needs to go in a deep fryer first

>>53389771
Tempura roll is good 2

>>53389771
>Us-kun pls
no more fat

>>53389569
Thanks cute poster but his attitude is definitely inappropriate.
I don't want you to feel bad for coming to the Japanese thread.
Anyway, oyasuminasai.

皆が荒らしの方に気を取られている内に本音を書く
妊婦のお腹をベロベロしたい

>>53387947
>>>/adv/

>you use your chopsticks well
If you say thank you, then you seem like an ignorant foreigner who doesn't realize he's being insulted and belittled.

If you don't say thank you, you seem like a rude foreigner.

What the hell do you do?

>>53391089
Stab with chopstick

I thought Japanese women loved tall British men

usually blonde ones

>>53391089

you too

>>53390613
>狼魚
I didn't need to google that before the bed

>>53391089
"I love you"

>>53391089
Let's kiss and make up!

>>53391282
Do you say "you too" or "thank you, you too."

>>53391456

obviously the latter is more polite but both should give the impression you appreciate their comment while hopefully making the person realize how condescending they sound

>>53391309
Never eaten Wolffish? (Зyбaткoвыe)
I like the Norwegian name better to be honest. It literally translate to stonecrushing-bite.

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>millions upon millions of nihonjins are fast asleep in their little futons right now

>>53391282
>>53391707
I do this, but not sure Japanese people get even base-level sarcasm

>>53392305
They're about to wake up soon

>>53391089
My first thought is, "My mother told me so, too."

Usually I start off with the humble "no that's not true lolol" so that I never seem rude. That usually prompts them to ask "do you practice/use chopsticks at home"
To which I can respond somewhat snarkily "no I never practice it comes quite naturally/yeah but sometimes I use forks too; what about you?"

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>tfw you will never know if you snore because no gf

With the chopstick thing, I know it sounds like typical japsplaining but recently my feelings changed.
I'm starting to feel a bit of empathy for people. And I don't want to like smash their reality and make them realize x y z about the world.
I guess I notice they're operating at their level which up until they met me or whoever gaijin has been totally fine and appropriate.
So sometimes instead of being snarky I just say thanks and move the fuck on. It's easier and more peaceful than getting pissed and ruining my already bland school lunch desu

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こんにちは、欝ですけど。。。友達になりましょう?

>>53394197
いいよ

>>53393891
You can always set up a microphone if you really want to know.

>>53394339
よかった!元気?何してる?今、日本のバンドを聞いている。

Hello my japanese friends.
I was wondering what the general consensus about Germany and the refugee-crisis is in your country (general opinions, not /int/-opinion).

Also how do you feel about German immigrants?

>>53394484
起きたばかりだからコーヒーを作って一服するつもりだよ
何を聞いているの

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>>53394368
That would be like catching a ghost

>>53394732
i just finished a smoke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NoI9U8xzoI

>>53394943
What's your brand?

>>53394732
i just realized i could of said たった今タバコを吸った。正解の?sorry my brain is running a little slow

>>53395394
marlboro

>>53395430
Oh idk I'm not Japanese lol
I can't smoke those here. They have the amount of tar written on the pack and it's too real for me

>>53395527
nice, i'm going to be studying in japan too. however i'm 18 and i have to temporarily stop smoking when i go.

>>53395527
i mean not nice shit i'm not paying attention lol

すんません!

>>53395600
Oh no you probably won't. No one ever carded me. Store clerks often don't want to risk you not understanding them so they won't even ask you to show id.
Also, age confirmation is usually not even id it's just a button on the screen you push to say you're over 20

>>53395527
and your brand would be?

Could anyone help translate this?

プライベートマッチと、投稿ユーザ、タッグマッチ時の投稿者のチームメンバー

I can get the meaning of everything but the grammar's messing me up.

>>53395757
i've heard about this before

Do not smoke. It is very bad for you.

>>53395834
Yeah you'll rarely be carded even in big places like Tokyo and smaller places much less so cause they really don't give a shit and they're anxious about having a big miscommunication with someone they can't easily fix things with. I smoke these mevius cigarettes with a crush ball. They're nice camel crush so it's menthol when I want and not when I don't.

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>>53395879
But the Flintstones do it.

>>53395952
i'm going to kobe

i have considered giving being straight edge a try though

i've done it before

>>53396117
How long will you be there? On a home stay or?

I don't mean to sound discouraging and I'm only a bit older than you. But in my experience a change of scenery is usually not conducive to changing ones lifestyle and habits. It has always seemed that way to me, because you think you can reinvent yourself in a new place. But usually it's not so simple.
Good luck though!

Is it your first time to Japan?

>>53395803
pls

>>53396218
oh no i'm not trying to reinvent myself or anything like that

fuck it i'll see if i can get some cigs in a vending machine or a store and hope the host parents don't find out

yes this is my first trip to japan

i will be studying at lexus school in kobe

>>53396350
Nah vending machines do require a sort of Id. It's a card that you get by showing an id somewhere and the machine reads it before selling you anything.
Have you gotten in touch with your host family yet? Maybe they smoke and they don't mind
This especially, if you're gonna quit, will make it tough if they're smoking around you

>>53396453
i haven't even started getting my fees payed yet. the only thing i know so far is that i'm going to be placed in some intermediate class since i can read hiragana, katakana, and some kanji. i can also hold basic conversation at best. i'll try my luck at a store. i knew a japanese kid that was 16 and smoking. he had to be going to a store that didn't id him.

>>53395803
If anyone could help me with this it'd be appreciated.

>>53396453
i'll also pretend to know no japanese at all when i go into the stores if that will help me out a little

>>53396646
That sounds good. Living with a host family improves your Japanese a lot. But you'll probably get a survey then to match you with a host family later in the process right?
People just one or two generations above us smoke way more and it gets worse the older they are. When I did mine one of the questions was do you mind smokers. I said no of course. I only smoked on occasion at that time, and I got placed with a family that had ashtrays even in their bathrooms. I'm not exaggerating when I say they couple had a cig in their mouths almost every waking moment. They were 2-3 pack a day smokers.
By the time I left I was at maybe 10 a day lol

japanesi thred
I will go to sweden tomorrow

>>53396747
It seems like just a list man. There's no verb so there's not really a grammar. It's a list of those things.

>>53396801
i'm a pack a day guy

i'm going to put down i don't mind smokers if the question ever does come up

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>>53396989
For what reason are you going to Sweden?

>>53397100
Are you a rocket power fan?

>>53397267
for school
wish me luck

>>53397361
uni?

>>53397390
Chalmers

>>53397441
>not KTH
you missed the chance to be able to think "maybe that guy is one of the retards from the nippongo thread who studies here"

>>53397361
It's very brave of you to go and study in another country, anon.

Gangi thér vel.

>>53397294
dafug is rocket power?? do mean the old cartoon or?

>>53397605
<3

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>>53397441
That's really nice man.

>>53397563
I've always wondered, knowing someone irl who also visits 4chan must be a pretty thing rare thing, am I wrong?
In my case I would be surprised if there was someone in my city besides me who also comes here.

>>53397653
Yeah. I was trying to figure out what your name means

>>53397930
I was introduced by a friend so I know we both use it but not the same boards.

Also when I was in school all our ips got banned cause someone started spamming Cp so I know at least several people in my tiny tiny city used it. Cause several of us complained to mods on irc and we got unbanned

>>53397930
Probably less rare if you come from an anglo country. 4chan was pretty sekrit club tier when I was in school, but there are a few people I can think of who likely come here now, if not then.

>>53397958
it means squid in japanese

>>53398061
I see.

>>53398222
>Probably less rare if you come from an anglo country.
Oh yeah, naturally.

>>53398702
Are you a fan of Ika Musume?

>>53398702
Yeah and squid is a character is rocket power

>>53398702
does イカする mean squidding?

>>53397930
I know atleast 4 people who are regular users, and even more who goes here sometimes.

>>53399202
I guess it's just me then.

>>53399202
a-are any of them cute girls

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おはよう

>>53399279
I don't really know anyone who visits 4chan either. I hear around 10% of internet users in Australia visit 4chan so they must know quite a few people who do.

i picked squid because i just like the name i guess

also all my friends used to visit 4chan at one point

>>53399326
no

I will make a thread

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>>53400236

>>53394943
Why do you know 70's Japanese minor punk?
Even though you are foreigner and a young person.

>>53400901
>>53400901
>>53400901
New thread

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