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Purest form of love edition
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>>53211369
>those Mature countries
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>>53211369
>Purest form of love edition
Damn right.
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>>53211369

yuri is saving anime
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>>53211369
Surprised it is not cuckoldry here.
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>>53211401
perfectly fine tastes to be honest
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>>53211369
>Brazil
>Big Dick
Didn't know brazilians were so gay.
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>>53211369
Mature/MILF
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>Big Dick

huezil confirmed for gay. All pro porn has big dicks, why would you intentionally search that?
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>>53211458
Looking for big dick porn isn't gay.
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>>53211422
Haha
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>>53211494
good post my friend

well memed
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>>53211474
>
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>>53211474

t.Homo
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>>53211474

hahaha yeah man I'm like totally straight I just love jacking it to big thick cocks mmmmm
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>>53211516
Now that's commitment to your fetishes.
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Lmao, some bitch is sharing those ridiculous "cream-cheese filled homemade oreo cake xD" buzzfeed videos
This bitch also likes to complain about weight-loss
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I can't watch porn if the guy has a cut penis.
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>my favorite porn category is "Babe"
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>>53211521
>>53211545
It isnt though, you want to see the girl being fucked by a tiny penis? I know I would rather see her get fucked by a man with a proper bellend.
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>>53211474
t. Gayberto Faggossa
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>>53211580
This.
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>>53211369
>Big Dick
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>>53211600

>I concentrate on the size of a mans schlong more than the actual act itself
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Now watch me nae nae
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>>53211369
>hentai
why couldnt we be more like finns...
on the other hand russia, can't say im surprised
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>>53211580
I feel bad for guys who got cut when they were babies.
Kinda a shame.
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>>53211600

Yeah, cause you know you really gotta dig deep and search around extensively for porn with big dicks.
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Based africans know what's up
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there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that dont use exclusively sad panda for all of their pornographic needs

quite sickening to be honest


also i just realized we are 30 posts in and we dont have a single mexican post. where are all the beanbros?
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>>53211702
posting in a different general since this one is cancer
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>>53211702

Fake celeb pic sites->Xvideos->Panda is the patricians route
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>>53211369
what porn category is "babe"
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>>53211702
>drawings

99% of the time, meh.

Proper erotic stories, actual porn, or gtfo.
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>afghanistan
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>>53211702
They've been absent for a few threads I've noticed.
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>>53211556
I hope a refugee corrective rapes you.
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>>53211702
eh, he's missing an eagle, but close enough >>53211693
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>>53211702
Nothing to talk about.
/lat/ is better atm
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>>53211733

>>53211754
You're not the real WA. Where'd the friendly faggot go?
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>>53211413
Fuck off
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>>53211779
what does lat even discuss?

I dont know spanish but it literally just looks like simpsons/weed memes and lots of capslock jibberish
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>>53211809
Hit the nail on the head.
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>>53211809
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>>53211600
what the fuck
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>>53211809
Pretty much what you just said
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http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/local/Arabic-language-programs-364322071.html
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>>53211835
:D
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>>53211882
terrible post
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>>53211872
I didn't know Winnipeg was so culturally enriched.
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>>53211494
Indian girls are pretty hot, family.
I would impregnate one if it didn't mean having to take care of her family for the rest of our lives or having to travel to India at some point.
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>spend an hour on /v/ trying to homebrew 3ds
>end up bricking it
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>>53211872
Fuck them. It's Canada, do they just expect that EVERY language be taught in public schools, given the diversity of Canada?

I don't speak dutch, but I wouldn't blame the school board for that, or have expected them to teach me it because my grandparents didn't. If my family doesn't teach me, that's entirely on us, not the school system.
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mexican girls are fugging hot
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>>53211918
>he doesn't know how to post dank memes on 4chan lol
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>>53211967
This
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>>53211951
>homebrew 3ds
Are you poor or something?
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>>53211974
>anime memes
>dank

no
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>>53211989

yes
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>>53211924
We're not really enriched by that many sandpeople.
Most of our immigrants are Filipino.

2011:
White 67.5%
Filipino 8.7%
South Asian 3.5%
Black 2.7%
Chinese 2.3%
Southeast Asian 1.1%
Total aboriginal population: 11.1%

Total visible minority population: 21.4%


The stats are probably around 55-59% white now.
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>>53212011
Good post.
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>>53212022
Oh well.
They're not very expensive anyway.
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does any1 want to join my secret society
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>cuba
>be ruled by millitary dictatorship after millitary dictatorship
>be complete political chaos
>be US puppet
>get castroed
>one of the highest HDIs in the world
>live in a literal socialist utopia
>no longer a puppet
vive la castro desu
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>>53211959
Exactly.
There are Saturday programs for almost any language imaginable in Winnipeg, Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Tagalog, Aboriginal languages, Spanish, Portuguese, Russian, Polish, I've even Basque classes... and surprise! Arabic!
But oh no they need to pay their money for that! We can't have that!

They just want things handed to them on a silver platter.
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>>53211640
Russians know well that horse pussy is the best pussy.
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>>53211951
>>53212022
You americans get great deals on 3ds's

AND I CAN'T ORDER ANY OF THEM BECAUSE OF OUR DOLLAR
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>>53212080

>one of the highest HDI's in the world
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>Its the current year
>He doesnt faps exclusively to traps
Gay DESU my family
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>>53212126

do you ever check CL or Ebay?

thats how I got my XL for $120
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>>53212080
Would have been better as part of the US
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>>53212078
Sign me up, when do we start to plot against the reptilians?
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>all this homo watching in my country
ewww.

Each to his own.
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>>53211809
You got it right f a m
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>>53212078
ok
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>>53212167
This city's are shit.
There are a few, but most no cheaper than $140 (most no games either).
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>>53211369
This is why Mexico should be excluded from this general. They aren't like us at all. We have nothing in common.
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>>53212189
hehehe

soon
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>>53212161
Yesterday I fapped to that guy that was posted, he had a nice butt. No homo
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>>53212225
We are as fat as you.
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>>53211702
The panda is busted m8, there are better alternatives
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>>53212225
>>53212225
You clearly don't live near the border
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNEduA7VErg
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>Going to do my toefl exam in jan 29
I'm very nervous lads, very nervous
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>>53211369
>Hentai
Idiots in all those countries, colour me surprised
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>>53212319
>he doesn't like Hentai
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>>53212314
>Sit TOEFL for the first time
>Get 594
Just dont fuck up the listening f a m.
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>>53212349
>>53212349
>>53212349
>>53212349
>>53212349
GAS THE /CUM/
GENERAL WAR NOW
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>>53212307
https://soundcloud.com/aivu/inochi-no-kioku-kazumi-nikaido
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>>53212314
TOEFL is piss easy, it's also a pain in the ass since it will last for about 3 years, it's better to go for cambridge to get a certificate that will last a lifetime
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>>53212388
3 years??
Isn't like 2 years?
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>>53212298
>panda is busted
? works fine for me
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fug cant find a torrent for the new episode of its always sunny
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class starts this monday, last semester of my undergrad. should be fun
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Real thread here:
>>53212349
>>53212349
>>53212349
>>53212349
>>53212349
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>>53212349
>>53212349
>>53212349
Get in here!
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>>53212541
sounds real fucking gay tbqh
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>>53212373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It0rjKT2ktQ
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>>53212541
>>53212553
every single attempt at making new versions of /cum/ has failed
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All fucking /cum/ separatists must fucking hang
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post music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVqPx5mUj0g
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>>53211369
I honestly thought MILF would be America's leading category
The hot American soccer mom has been an archetype in this country for a long time

Europe seems to love their babushkas
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>>53212599
because the mods delete them
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>>53212667
Because they are silly and pointless
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>>53212664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUGH-bJ7lWY&list=PLENTs8wq5AoyIFr4bWCzPCvdR4KKInA2z

I LOVE YOU SWEET LEAF
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>>53212511
is the new season out on netkinos yet?
>>53212541
>>53212553
POY
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While flipping through my TV I found out that I have a black Jewish channel

I'm not sure how I feel about this
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>>53212667
also because they dont have any lasting appeal
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>>53212595
https://soundcloud.com/danypeset/uplift-spice-hanabi-no-iro
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WWII documentaries are pretty comfy
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>>53212703
Nigga looks like he's having fun
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>>53212691
>>53212707
let the userbase determine if they dont have lasting appeal. /nag/ was going fine until it got hotpocketed
>>53212702
?
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>>53212715
The World at War is unarguably the best

>>53212664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJDdRcFe9yo
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/CUM/ IS S/CUM/
>>53212349
>>53212349
>>53212349
>>53212349
>>53212349
/CUM/ IS S/CUM/
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We should have never got rid of feudalism
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>>53212715
They really are. I find WW1 and trench warfare to be more interesting
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>>53212710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8DY59a03iE
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>>53211580
Only porn I can watch
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>>53211809
The funny thing is I know Spanish and I have no fucking clue what's being talked about and I only half understand this fucker right here (pic related)
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>>53212803
its not going to work
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I want to round up every paki man woman and child and send them all to extermination camps.
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>>53212875
the best bet we have to do so is running for president of the united states of america soon
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>>53212861
/cum/ = white
'na' = shit
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Greenland claims Nunavut islands... Canada what do you do?
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>>53212903
/cum/ won't be white until we remove Mexico.
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>>53212900
>liking traps
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/CaMe/ when? Fuck the yanks.
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>>53212837
https://soundcloud.com/lucky-kilimanjaro/superstar-1
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>>53212803
whats the fucking point
like a /cum/ alternative without mexico has a point for obvious reasons
whats the point of this outside of sheer autism
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>>53212875
Does that include indian people anon?
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All generals relating to North America on /int/ will blow because /int/ is full of NEET faggots that have nothing to talk about.

You can make a new general but it will not last, the population of this board will gravitate towards /cum/ because they are cum slurping faggots
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>>53212932

rude
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>>53212932
fuck a yank
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>>53212944
sure
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>>53212827
I love all the WWII era planes, plus the island hopping is pretty cool
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>>53212925
Only white Mexicans post in /cum/
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>>53212940
>/cum/ alternative without mexico
Please do this.
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>>53212977

Ags isnt white
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>>53212915
is there any good stuff on them?
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lads, some crazy Russian women are stalking and harassing Lana Del Rey. We need to B83s en route to Moscow RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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just finished watching all 6 star wars movies

I remember them being a lot less shit


>>53212955
>because /int/ is full of NEET faggots that have nothing to talk about.
thats literally all generals
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>>53213007
Natives
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>>53213007
I have no idea actually
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>>53212966
dont kill me anon
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>>53212959
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>>53213023
he said good stuff
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>>53212900

This is what you get for encouraging degenerates.
She makes well above average wage from whoring over the internet
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Tell me a bedtime story pls
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Absolute Monarchy was the high point of human civilization
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>>53212959
Post butt maybe
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>>53213055
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>She
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>>53213055
>anyone wanna buy this peed in diaper
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>>53213075
Henna, the baby hippo wasn’t very happy. In fact, it had been two days since she had smiled at all! It all began a couple of days back when she was brushing her teeth as usual in the morning and she felt a strange feeling in her mouth. She continued brushing. Brush, brush, brush…There, she felt it again. She looked in the pond at her reflection and touched the spot where she had felt it. And goodness! Oh, goodness! Her teeth was wiggling. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle… it went.

She ran to her mom and in a trembling voice said, “Mama, my tooth is falling out. I brush it every day and still, why?” Mama smiled at her and said, “Oh, my little one has become a big girl now! It is only your milk tooth, Henna. Milk teeth will fall out one by one and new strong ones will come in their place, my dear”. Henna was horrified. What? Her teeth will fall out one by one!? What a sight she will look then. She didn’t want to lose her white pearly teeth. Oh, no!! And that is why she stopped smiling, lest her teeth fall out.

Mommy Hippo kept asking her again and again to wiggle it lose or the new one would come out crooked. But she refused to listen. Mommy hippo was only worried she might accidentally swallow it, but Henna didn’t let her come anywhere close. Tired of all the fuss Henna was making, she told Henna sternly that she would give her one more day to take the tooth out herself and after that she would have to take her to Dr Gerry Giraffe to pull it out.
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>>53213086

reconstruction was a mistake
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>>53213086
Nomadism*
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>>53213050
And I gave good stuff.
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>>53213075
WAKE ME UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CANT WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP AND
SAVEEE MEEE
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK
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>>53213017
>I remember them being a lot less shit

hehe, me too
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>>53212934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt8GEIKNFx4
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>>53213107
Henna went to bed a very scared hippo. She had a very restless night, twisting and turning. Suddenly, in the middle of the night she sat up straight. She thought she heard a strange sound coming from her mouth. Boo… hoo… hoo…!!! It went. Hippo ran to look in the tiny piece of mirror she kept in her little treasure hole in the corner of the cave. She had quite a few collection of things there. One lost shoe, a piece of chalk and a key were just among some of the things she found near the river bank on days she managed to slip away unnoticed from her mother. Now she opened her mouth wide and what do you think she saw there?!! Her wiggly tooth was crying! Yes, it had eyes and a mouth and as soon as it saw Henna looking at it, it started wailing even louder. BOOO…..HOOO….HOOO….!!! Henna was so shocked she nearly forgot to breathe for a few seconds.

Then she gathered her wits and gently asked, “Can you tell me why you are crying?” The tooth stopped crying and said, “Didn’t you know, that if you don’t pull out your teeth in time and put it under your pillow for the Tooth Fairy to find it, it will be lost forever?” “Lost forever?” asked the confused Henna. “Yes,” said the Tooth. “When the Tooth Fairy finds the milk tooth, she takes it to a faraway land called Milky Land. All the milk teeth collected from children around the world are brought here where we have the Milky River. All the teeth jump into it, splash around and have fun till they are spotless and white again! A few days later they are taken back to the children and planted in the same spot in the mouth as a new tooth.”
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>>53211369
Germanics based.
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>>53213121
No videogames for Nomads.

Also reminder
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>>53213055
I don't understand the appeal of a diaper.
Walking around with your poop wiping itself over your butt... honestly wtf
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>>53213107
Thanks anon
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>>53213140
Wow! I didn’t know that”, said Henna, feeling very excited now. “So what is the problem then?” she asked. “Well, you see when the child doesn’t pull out a tooth in time, the Tooth Fairy plants another tooth beside it. The new tooth grows and pushes the milk tooth giving the mouth a rather crooked smile and very soon the child is taken to a doctor to get the milk tooth removed. And when that happens the tooth is lost forever and it can never go to Milky Land!” said the tooth and began crying all over again louder and louder!! “Alright, alright, I understand”, said Happy. “But are you sure?”. “Of course I am sure. If you don’t believe me see for yourself. There is the new tooth right beside me.” Said the tooth indignantly. Henna looked inside her mouth closely and sure enough there was a new tooth right next to it. It was just a white little spot.

“Hmm…. Alright then. I will pull you out. But you better come out fast because I am scared.” The tooth nodded happily. Henna closed her eyes and nervously tugged at it. And out it came! It was so easy and it hardly hurt her at all. She felt very proud of herself for doing it all by herself. “But what will happen to you?” she asked. “Are you lost forever now?” “No, no I can stay in Milky Land forever thanks to you,” said the Milk Tooth as Henna placed her gently under the pillow. And Henna went to sleep yawning, for she was very tired after this little night adventure.

Wasn’t it brave of Henna to help out the tooth even though she was scared? I am sure the Tooth Fairy will be leaving a nice amount of money for her under the pillow for being such a brave little girl. Did you pull out your first tooth on your own too?
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>>53213075
And there were in the same country shepherds, abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them! And they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, “Fear not! For, behold, I bring you tidings o great joy, which shall be to all my people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ, the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you: Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.” And suddenly, there was with the angel a multitude of the Heavenly Host praising God, and saying, “Glory to God in the Highest, and on Earth peace, and good will toward men.

That’s what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.
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>>53213165
sleep tight
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>>53212986
I would still post though
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>>53213017
which ones?
recently went through them as well
didn't remember the prequels being so damn fucking boring and ep 6 being so garbage half of the time
>>
teen
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>>53213155
I think they where forced to use diapers for too long. Maybe it just stuck and now its a memory of better times
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>>53213178

Thanks, linus
>>
Is this what Canada is literally like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE
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>>53213212
thir is the best teen
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>>53213138
https://soundcloud.com/koncos/koncos-4
>>53213148
Looting and pillaging are more fun than video games.
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>>53213200
pretty much all of them. the original 3 were campy and outdated. I still liked ep 5 the most though

the trilogies just felt silly and not in a good way. I ended up getting up several times throughout them because of how fucking boring they were
>>
>>53213253

2 is really bad. The scenes wiht padme and anakin drag on forever and really make you hate their characters. I think everyone only has fond memories of it because of the arena battle and Natalie portman having her belly exposed while tied to a pole
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>>53211369
My favorite is lesbian. Am I American or Canadian yet?
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>>53211809
>lat

Best to avoid tbqh. It's the domain of 15 year old Argie autists. I've never seen a more thoroughly cancerous general in my life. 200 posts and not one real god damn conversation going on the whole time.
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>>53213289
You're me now
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>>53213238
is*
you know what i meant
I really need some sleep
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>>53213233
Yes.
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was /na/ the shortest lived rebellion of all time?
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>>53213289
I honestly never liked les vids much
except for this one:
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph567aae3078b0b
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>>53213333
Both are correct.
>>
>>53213233
Been there once, can confirm.
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>>53213370
i always prefer amateur
more realistic
>>
>>53211369
>hentaimericans
>>
Hello
>>
>>53213364
it was only a false flag dedicated to raising the ranking of /cum/ as the superior general on /int/
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>>53213406
hullo
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>>53213401
>colorblindadians
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>>53213400
I always find POV more realistic.
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The real question is amateur or professional porn
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>>53213406
Hey what's up

greetings
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>>53213233
>there were several people who read the script and said "yea this is good, we should film this"
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>>53213421
how is it going
>>
>>53213364
No point in having two generals. It's not like /na/ was going to be any less shitty than /cum/. All the threads I saw were just filled with people bitching about /cum/.
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>>53212827
Also now that I'm thinking about it there really wasn't and other war with naval warfare like WWII

WWI is interesting though
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>>53213428
Depends on the mood. When happy, professional. When sad, amateur.
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>>53213364
Messed with the best died like the rest
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>>53213400
This, paid lesbian porn is boring, the amateur flirting while running the hand against a soft thigh leading to the caressing of the crotch is da good stuff
>>
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>>53213238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh1Uf88kkMQ
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>>53213428
There is no question. Amateur.
>>
>>53213233
Wow that's fucking embarrassing. I can't believe this got greenlighted. The canada line did make me KeK
>>
>>53213423
>USA = the whole continent
Hold the phone Ivan
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>>53213425
Yep especially if it's a milf
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>>53213503
alright seriously

why the fuck havent you gone to bed yet
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>>53213428

>amateur
>model wont stop looking at the camera
>professional
>boobs are fake as fuck
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>>53213447
True.
The Pacific Ocean theater was brutal. It's a shame the japs didn't deploy their more unusual shits.
They actually designed an aircraft carrier/submarine hybrid
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>>53213475
>Strapping your level over your forehead
They are asking to get ganked on PVP grounds
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>>53213441
Pretty alright, my night is probably gonna go to shit but I have bud and whisky in case it does.
How're you?
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>>53213428
both are shit
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>>53213547
>their more unusual shits.
ships******
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>>53213559
>>
Gonna have a wank lads brb
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>>53213559
Heil Hitler am I right
>>
>>53213611
See you in a minute
>>
"It’s all about My Little Pony in Russia. Searches are up a clopping whopping 438% since 2014 and the term jumped an astonishing 133 places to slide in at 7th place on the list of most searched terms in the country. "
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>>53213600
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>>53211369
No interacial category?
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>>53213559
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>>53213547
I think they wanted to use it to destroy the Panama Canal as I recall

I know we sunk it after the war to avoid handing it over to the Soviets
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>>53213559
>>
Love the Anglo unity desu
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>>53213864
>anglo
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>>53213896

DELET THIS
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>>53213915
embarrasing
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>>53213679
don't understand what libratarian right means
im a 2d lesbain harem?
>>
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>>53213501
https://soundcloud.com/nakajima-factory/qxormb5vozbf
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>>53213964
yes
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>>53213986
>>53213940
extremely bad posts
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>>53213896
>>53213864
"American" is basically Scots-Irish
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>>53214056
Appalachia is the only real america desu. why do them damn city folk gotta keep us down
>>
>>53214059
MRRRREOWW
>>
>>53214056

I knew there were one too many mexican flags in the other pic
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>>53213896
What are those mexicans doing so far up north? Perhaps they are testing the waters, see if we can make it in the cold. Canada is next
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Made a mistake, buds.
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>>53214056
>ancestry with largest population in state/county
kind of misleading 2bh
>>
>>53214116
what did you do
>>
cum lol
>>
>>53214116
Tell us
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>>53213986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUVY3fEmI88
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>>53214112
they are a scouting party
I don't think they are going to make it
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>>53214142
HE POSTED IT
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>>53214141
>>53214151
Got blown by a slut because I am lonely.

R E G R E T B O Y S
>>
>>53214142
There he posts
There he shitposts again, Look everyone he posted once again

Isn't he the funniest aussie?
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>>53214142

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just post. Oh, and we all know the way you post. The "epic" Australian, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click submit that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a North American general on /int/. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "CUM, LOL!." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
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>>53214183
Was she ugly? Do you really regret a blowjob tho?
>>
considering paying Rog to sing Bring Me To Life
>>
NEW THREAD
>>53214240
>>53214240
>>53214240
>>53214240
>>53214240
>>53214240
>>
>>53214233
She was average.
I am against hookup culture like you wouldn't believe.
I hate promiscuity, fucking hell
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http://nhentai.net/g/149324/
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>>53214281
>>
>>53214275
Use your hand like a normal virgin would, don't waste your money, hell tell me the next time you feel like getting a bj and i'll do it for 20 bucks + tip
>>
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>>53213896
I keep seeing more and more evidence telling me that I need to move to montana

I swear ill do it one day
>>
>>53214314
I didn't pay.
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>>53214299
>>
>>53211369
>dat russia
>>
>>53214281
Can't fap to characters or anime that i haven't watched, it also must attempt to recreate original artstyle of the show
>>
fuck
>>
I'm trying to mack on a friend of mine but be subtle about it. I saw her tonight and hungout out and went to a friend's house with her


With that knowledge, tell me /cum/

Should I text her "hope you got home safely and didn't freeze to death!"

idk where i'd even go from here but i want to let her know that i hope she got home safely and maybe open the door for further incidental texting conversations
>>
>>53214372
I agree

fuck
>>
>>53214333
Nice
>>
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>>53214359
nerd
>>
>>53214382
Cut off all contact
>>
>>53214382
Are you seriously asking for advice on the female gender her on /cum/? Just tell the hoe that you had fun and should do it again another day
>>
>>53214310
Don't bother posting in that thread yet.
I had a short thing with her before, she is one of those people who likes doing stuff like that all the time and never shuts up about it.
>>
>>53214445
I'm probs going to see her tomorrow because we're drinking with some friends!
>>53214451
We're FRIENDS though. That's good advice for a date but I see her a lot and she's a close friend. Telling a friend you've seen a bunch "i had a fun time" is stupid.


I've decided not to say anything because it'd be autistic
>>
>>53214455
/cu/

dont post in that thread at all

a real one will be made when the time comes
>>
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>>53214455
Shes gonna talk about you
>>
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>>53214455
You claim to hate promiscuity yet indulge yourself in it, just abandon your rationality, give in to pleasure and become a pervert
>>
>>53214494
Build wall and kill yourself, Miguel.
>>
>>53214494
Good point, hope it gets deleted soon.
>>53214516
She wants the attention, and I gave her it.
I don't really care even if.
>>
>>53211369
wtf is "babe"
wtf is "mature"
>>
>>53214524
Now why do you want me to become a pervert?
Hmmmmmm?
>>
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Just finished Episode 1 of Life Is Strange.
It's a really qt game.
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>>53214526
my dads side of my family moved from Germany in the 1790s and my mom descends from the salzburgers who came from austria back in 1730s


there literally isnt a drop of latino or african blood in my veins. Mexicans still belong in /cum/
>>
>>53214555

DEBNTS
E
B
N
T
S
>>
>>53214586
>canadian
>plays sjw tumblr game
everything checks out here. how's toronto this time of year?
>>
>>53214582
You won't become, you already are, just have to realize this for yourself
>>
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>>53214524
Bad advice.
What if he just wants to find a cute boyfriend to love and cherish?
>>
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Babe
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU5PVFjsQG8

hey this was filmed on and around my college campus!11111
>>
>>53214555
mature is basically milf

babe however is a mystery
>>
>>53214620
Resisting temptation is important.
Whether I am or not is irrelevant desu.
>>
>>53214595
>there literally isnt a drop of latino or african blood in my veins.
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""white""""""""""""""""""""""""" people actually believe this. I promise you, there's something in your family history that isn't pure german m8.

>B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bb-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but MUH HERITAGHAE
>>
New thread
>>53214637
>>53214637
>>53214637
>>
>>53211779
mexico is not latino america
>>
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>>53214621
Probably why the humongous prancing lalahomo feels bad after getting a free bj
>>
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>>53214615
>imblyin
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>>53214650
I didnt say my family is pure german I just said that I have no latino or african descendants which is a fact. I can trace muh heritage back pretty far
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>>53214689

>Slender
>amnesia 2
>sniper elite
>the forest
>h1z1
>>
>>53214650
havnt seen projecting this hard in awhile
>>
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>>53214736
Fight me cunt
>>
>>53214773

name the time and the place, I'll rek you good
>>
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>>53214809
lewd
>>
>>53214689
What's this supposed to prove?
>>
>>53214659
>2016
>still making threads too early
>not including the greatest NA nation

poor form bud
>>
>>53214586
Oh it's you, do you now see how kate is the best girl?
>>
>>53214834
Got to beat the others
>>
whats with all the false threads being made tonight?
>>
>>53214880

pure, concentrated autism
>>
>>53214818
It's only lewd if you want it to be
>>
>>53214856
Chloe a qt, but I relate more to Max. Not to familiar yet with Kate tbqh breh.
>>
>>53214907
>>53214907
>>53214907

here is a nice new tradition /cum/ thread. migrate at 310 posts my north american friends
>>
>>53214918
Need to turn off that stupid name of mine. There.
>>
>>53214931

>308
>>
>>53214918
Funny, I found chloe to be quite insufferable the first episode got a bit better every episode though, just a bit. Max is cute, only when being bullied
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>>53214978
>Max is cute, only when being bullied
Nah, all the time. I want to comfort her and be her friend. ;_______;
>>
>>53215009
Yes, but she is teasable, I want to say mean things so she can show me her bothered face. You will also get to experience her flatbutt in later episodes
>>
>>53212857
CHI
>>
>>53214125
Especially when people mix. In my "Irish and proud" family our ancestry is more British than Irish. Their excuse? Welsh and English are "totally different things". I have met "Irish" people with fucking GERMAN last names. People in our country make no sense.
>>
>>53214663
You're all the same senpai
>>
>tfw want to start gardening
>tfw no land to garden on
>>
>>53212664
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zAjgOME9uJ8
I love the glitch mob
>>
>>53215385
LE
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