Culture Pals - /cp/

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>check whatsapp new emojis
>mosque and Muslim holy box now available
>mfw

From old thread:

Starting to struggle now lads.

>qt visiting this January
>another one in May (was my main qt for a while, even talked about possibly dating depending on how the visit goes. Positively DTF)

And then suddenly with some other qt I was talking to, we switched to whatsapp. She's definitely into me and we just started talking about getting drunk and sleeping together. She wants to either come visit or have me see her. And gives me the "you're a good guy" kind of thing.

Feel bad that I have to pick one lads but dunno who. Doesn't help that I haven't had sex in more than 6 months so the prospect of getting to fuck one in the Spring is messing with my logic.

Why couldn't I have just had one.

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Nordics aren't really original.

>>51770197
All the finngol girls I've talked to had their last name ending in -ainen

>>51770275
It's probably simliar to how a lot of Slav girls names end in -ova or -kova

>>51771233
iirc its Russian tradition to add an a to the end of a girls family name, like Georgy Zhukov's daughters were Era, Margarita, Ella and Maria Zhukova.

>>51771441
>>51771233
yes the feminised version of things in Russian generally adds an -a to the end.
Examples:
Droog = male friend
Padrooga = girlfriend/ female friend

Malchik = little boy
Malchika = little girl

etc

What are things you all instantly drop qts over besides being a Koreaboo?

>>51772076
being a deluded idiot.

>>51772130
but all women are deluded idiots

>>51772527
But there are different levels, some are pretty smart 2bh.

>>51772076
I instantly drop girls who are either koreaboos or have muslims on her friend list, or both.

That's all.

>>51772076
What is it with so much korea shit on girls' profiles? Is there a trend going on?

>>51772667
Well I've been on Interpals for more than two years now and 80% of the girls there were crazy about Korea back then.

They are even crazier about it nowadays.

If it's a trend, well I don't know, it spreads really fast and hits like crack for junkies.

>>51771525

I thought that little girl was Dievochka (Дeвoшкa)

>>51773469
I think its both, fuck I can't remember anymore lmao

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>mfw I helped a slav girl find her long lost friend/crush/whatever on Interpals who she hasn't talked to for years

I feel like a good human bane right now.

>>51773837
>good human bane
your a good guy

>>51771525
>Malchika = little girl
There isn't such word in Russian language. A girl would be Dievochka.

t. A russian speaker

>>51773920
yeah I thought so.
I'm just a tripper getting words confused sometimes.

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I was a party with my girlfriend from France I met on Interpals who I had been with for over a year now (we were living in the same city) and she was playing beer pong with this guy. I was pretty drunk and just sitting down, he made a bet that if she lost against him she would have to play the next round topless.

Next thing she loses (because she is bad) and ends up literally taking her tits out for everyone to see. Then the guy, presumably to try his luck, bet her that if she lost against she would have to suck his dick. My girlfriend turns to me and says "I know I can win this time! What do you say?"

I thought she was joking, so I just casually replied "Yeah, whatever"

Then she loses again, and this asshole says something like "Hey, a bet's a bet." and my girlfriend responds with some bullshit like "Well I am a woman of my word." Within the space of fifteen seconds she's literally on her knees, topless, sucking this guys dick. There was nothing I could do about it.

Because of that I just turned away and pretended to see nothing / try to not look like some beta fagot. Then after a couple of minutes I hear him saying "Go, show him. Let him see" and my girlfriend taps me on the shoulder, opens her mouth full of his cum, then closes it again and swallows in front of me.

Fuck Interpals. Fuck women. Fuck life. I'm out.

>>51773961
>fuck off shes full
MY FUCKING SIDES LMAOOOOOO

>>51773987
the taste of aussie damage control is delicious

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>>51773961
old pasta is old

Unrelated as fuck but I have nobody else I can ask.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7se5w296Zs

What is this genre called?

>>51774206
fuck off lanky pete.

>>51774212
some kind of western/country variant.

>>51774212
Sounds like some kind of country/ambient, or the unplugged part of a country music with no chorus.
They seem to call it "American roots music" in their website.

>>51774212
Reminds me of this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjvD3Y6IiVw

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>yo girl, you're like cheese

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Im almost sure one of you rused me.

Also, is it normal that people ALWAYS ask me if im fake?
Im so fucking tired of having to prove myself.

>>51776781
Maybe there's something on your profile that makes them think you're not real.

>>51776858
>>51776781
Yeah, why do they think that?

>>51776781
A girl right I was fake desu
Rather funny

>>51776634
What the fuck?
Also why would anyone put cream cheese on a burger?

>>51776858
>>51776900
And what would that be?
I have a rather normal profile.

>>51776917
Oh yea?, wheres your fake from family ?:^)

>>51776781
Because you're too good to be true :3

>>51777058
Oh alberto, you will make me feel bad in future map-threads now.

>>51776942
When I see you on the sofa, you make me think of melted cheese on a burger: you're all over the place" :^)
>>51776996
It might be easier to list what makes one believe an account is fake.
Not much written on your description.
Only two adjectives separated by "and".
One pic only (or up to 3).
Some over edited pics.
Links to some other sites on the description.
Name too generic who looks like it's following a pattern.
Generic replies.
Unwillingness to skype or show oneself.
Not wanting to talk, only writing.
This >>51777058

>>51777116
So according to your description, 99% of interpals seems fake, kek.

>>51777116
>Only two adjectives separated by "and".
To be fair I pay attention to that

>One pic only (or up to 3)
Got only 2 kek but not edited at all.

>Links to some other sites on the description.
Noooope

>Name too generic who looks like it's following a pattern.
My name is really really unique for this site.

And im always willing to skype, dont have a cam but Ive made pictures on request, I mean it IS me and I can prove it but it is tiresome if its always the same shit.
If you dont force me to prove myself I automatically like you more already.

>>51777259
Here's an example of a profile that looks fake as fuck. If your profile has similar characteristics to this, change it. Try to avoid autism in your profile.

/vanillasky

>>51778005
It doesnt even have a picture kek.

>>51778216

kekle, I made a typo, I meant vanillasky_ and not vanillasky. sorry for that

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>>51778271
And I thought I have problems.

>>51778448
In your interpals profile, try to have normal photo(s) of yourself. Taken either indoors, or outdoors, as long as the picture is during a bright daytime. Don't use/refer to memes in your profile, don't put weird gifs in your profile, don't put tons of videos in your description, avoid seeming like a koreaboo/weeaboo, basically, be able to show some real personality and interests, and you will be fine. In short, avoid being autistic.

>>51778509
Well I guess the lighting is a little off but I have no weeb korea or any of the sort, no memes no videos and gifs.

>>51778530
Then you're all set. Some people are paranoid as fuck and think that everyone who doesn't flash their tits within two days is a fake. In general, americans and brits are honestly the worst of the worst to talk to. If you want decent conversations out of the wesbite, try to talk to people from countries you may not yet have considered.

>>51778586
I would talk to brits but the only ones that arent weebs or weird af are immigrants, infact I havent talked to any brit and im there since months.

I barely talk to anglos actually, and I will do so less, has caused me a great deal of trouble kek.

>>51778670
Yeah most people from my cunt are fucking retards 2bh, imagine that I have to live in this cesspool, kek

>>51778707
I think this site has the worst of the worst for many countries, same with France.

>>51778736
Idk, I think many people are OK. I made many irl friends here, two ex-girlfriends and current girlfriend all from IP

>>51778755
Havent met anyone from the site yet desu.
Could be because theres no reason to visit this place kek, I could kek the swiss out of his asians at best.

>>51778786
What, why? Germany is cool as fuck 2bh

>>51778509
>Don't refer to memes in your profile
why not?

It worked for me.

>>51778810
Not the place I live in, most tourists we get are old Japs for some castles or the Black Forest.

>>51778825
It's great if you want to attract other autists, not so good if you want to contact sensible people

>>51778831
I think almost every part of Germany can be interesting enough to visit, unless the place happens to be Berlin.

>>51778858
Im as far away from that place as possible.

>>51778843
and "sensible people" are boring and emotionless.

You can have your boring and emotionless normies.

why is french girls in interpals so shit? which is worse koreaboos? france or russia?

>>51778910
France has the worst Koreaboos.

>>51778876
Then your part of Germany is probably cool 2bh. I lived in Hamburg for nearly 2 years and liked it a lot.

>>51778941
Yea Hamburg is pretty based 2bh

>>51778910
You heard the Aussie.
If you want less French Koreaboos, loosen up on those dramas and boys bands. They're particularly into your boys bands because we don't have any. It just doesn't work here.

>>51778831
r u a Badenser 2?

>>51779023
Yea sure mate, you too?

>>51779112
>>51779023
>t. Wir können alles, ausser Hochdeutsch

>>51779130
GOSCH JETZTE

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>>51779112
Das schönste Land in Deutschland's Gau'n, das ist das Badnerland

>>51779130
Habs leider nicht so mit Dialekt aber es stimmt

>>51779197
Ich kann den Dialekt auch nicht, gibt sogar manche die ich ums verrecken nicht verstehen kann.
Wo genau wohnste denn Brudi?

>>51779188
>nicht "halts muul gottverdammi nomol"
Ist das so richtig?

>>51779252
Ja, könnte hinkommen Schwyz.

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>>51779276
Gut, gehen wir jetzt Mistkratzerle essen?

>>51778919

but i think russia has worst koreaboos

>>51778971

i also really hate those k-pop gaybands! just the french koreaboos bother me everytime
by the way your girls are prettier than all another european girls at least

>>51779222
Ich versteh ihn auch auch nur oberflächlich und das -sch- rutscht einem ständig mal irgendwo rein
Sagt dor Brusl etwas?

>>51779307
Mit Grumbiere, ja?

>>51779325
Thank you. Although I believe there's pretty girls in every country. They're just harder to find in some of them.

>>51779362
delete this

>>51779382
Schwäbisch ist ne gute Ausrede um faul zu reden muss ich sagen.

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>qt says she wants children

What the fuck i should say?

>>51779571
Why, jealous?

>>51779615
Cum inside desu

>>51779615
Don't you want children in the future?

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>>51779590
>Schwäbisch

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>>51779615
What do you think?

>>51779619
It's disgusting, delete this

>>51779646
this 2bh.
I'm only 18 and I talk to my qt about us having children together a lot.
I just told her flat out I'm not willing to do it until after university and she agrees.

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>>51779648
>immer das gleiche Bild

>>51779646
>>51779657
>>51779675
>not just simply cumming inside your qts

>>51779646
Yes I want but i'm only 19 and i'm still a student

>>51779693
Ich bin nicht der German NEET
Aber hierzulande wird badisch gesprochen, nicht schwäbisch...

>>51779706
well that is how you have children, yes.

>>51779727
Did she tell you she wanted children right now?
If she didn't, tell her you're open to the idea to have kids when you'll be settled and have a good job.

>>51779759
Der säckl der immer den gleichen Scheiß postet ist ein NEET?, sollte er nicht mehr Zeit haben eine große Sammlung anzulegen?

Und tut mir Leid Brudi ich bin im Schwabenland du säckl.

>>51779759
Mein Beileid uezs

>qt says she doesn't like sex with a condom
>zero fucking chance of me practicing unsafe sex
How do I make her change her mind?

>>51779808
Der ist noch nicht so lange NEET und öfters mal nicht aktiv.
I.wer hat geposte, dass er kürzlich 700km gefahren ist, weiß aber net wohin

Es ist okay Brudi, ihr seid zwar schon kreizdämliche Labbeduddels aber unsere Rivalität ist sowieso nur oberflächlich

>>51779905
get her to take birth control and an STI test then.

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>>51779905
just cum inside her pussy

>>51779850
>er lebt in der Schweiz, wo sie in der Werbung für MediaMarkt "Ich bin doch nicht Löli" sagen
Mein Beileid hast du auch, aber das bessere Gehalt da drüben ist's vllt wert

>>51779905
pull out and splooge on her tits

>>51779459

not at all and i saw many european girls in interpals but usually french girls are prettiest and cutest in europe just they seem materialistic so i said french girls in interpals is shit but all girls seem materialistic as well

>>51779971
>unironically getting and STD

>>51779905
Anal, pull out and cumulative on her butt/tummy

french girls are fucking isane tho

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Seems like I'm getting korean pussy next year

>>51780008
*cum
Fucking autocorrect

>>51780000
D U B S
U
B
S

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>>51779657

it was so funny cause the dick was jisung park's what i mean tiny korean dick

>>51780046
Fugg I meant
Q U A D S
U
A
D
S

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>tfw my yellow fewer is getting worse with interpals

They can't into english for shit and are autistic as fuck, but since i'm a manchild sperg it just make me feel so good

>>51780141
You gook loving race mixers need to be shot 2bh

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>>51780141
iktf

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>>51780210
"hurr durr le race mixing boogeyman"

back to your containment board

>>51780210
>t. Jealous white woman

>>51780210
as long as its not muslim, gypsy or black, why should it be a problem?

>>51780280
>>51780305
>>51780337
You all need to be gassed. Enjoy your self hating children in the future.

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>>51780280
Back to your containment-site.

>>51780415
>Citation needed

>>51780415
>>51780210
this American is right.
Theres nothing wrong with finding asian women attractive, or at least the ones who are ACTUALLY FUCKING ATTRACTIVE, but going after only asian women...
kill urselfs

>>51780415
I will call him Elliot and buy him a nice BMW. Don't worry. He's going to be a real gentleman.

I wonder if qt will wanna Skype when she gets home

>>51780473
Who said i only going after asian women?
I'm currently talking with a polish girl

>>51780415
I have a white qt and I am white, so no thanks.

>>51780529
I can be your son
Pls gibe BMW

>>51780473
Who said anything about sticking to Asians only?
Which one?
/sophielee94
/Australian123

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>>51780529
>I will call him Elliot

Simple ebon my frieend ^^

>>51780648
>Westernised Asian
>Dumb blonde slut from the fucking Gold Coast
really scraping the bottom of the barrel eh?

Guys I seem to have developed an odd case of jungle fever. Why can't I just find a black qt on interpals? Should I script the US? The Africans are all fake

>>51780839
I've only picked them for heir physique, since you talked about attractiveness. The first thing you see about someone is rarely their CV, and you rarely get to talk to someone before seeing them first.
What's wrong with a westernized asian?

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>>51780929
>mrw this post

>>51780929
Brazil, dude

>>51780962
westernised asian has the attractiveness of an asian, and the mentality of a western white girl.
Literally worst of both worlds lmao

>>51780929
I got lewds from /bunnyhops on whatsapp

She's into the whole dominant white man/submissive black slave thing

>"are you ready to go to school?"
>"I need to go to school"
Fucking dropped

>talking to Iranian qt
>normally they're 10/10 tier
>she says it's snowing there, then asks me if it's snowing here
>I say "no, it's summer here and it doesn't even snow in the winter"
>she asks how it is summer
>"well im on the other side of the world"
>she says the world only has one side
>wonder if she's fucking with me
>tell her because the earth is a sphere, I'm closer to the sun than she is so it's hotter here
>"haha well that's your opinion anon we have different beliefs etc etc."
never thought there were actually muslims who believed in flat earth shit. I thought it was just memes. fucking hell these people are worse than "le world is 6000 years old"

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Holy shit my qt is very thin and she said she couldn't escape if i hold her in "my strong arms"

dis bish wants to get raped by me so bad

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>>51781904

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http://www.interpals.net/realdonaldtrump

Reminder that Trump has an interpals account

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>>51781904

>>51782277
>>51782362
im reading about it now. apparently it really fucks with their belief system because most of the praying and special times of the day is based around a flat earth system which mohammad believed in. like muslims have to pray before and after sundown, but when you come across places like northern scandinavia where the sun doesn't set half the year it throws it up in the air.

>>51782584
kekle, I knew muslims are middle-age mentality, but didnt expect them to be THIS retarded

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ded

>planning visit
>no hope of secks

Am I a kek?

>tfw my qt hates me because she likes me

>>51786987
no.

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>tfw my qt is a virgin

>>51782584
Didn't Muhammad have a watch?

Dumb muslims.

>>51787088
Virgins are shit qts desu. Either they are massive prudes and never do anything fun or you awaken their inner slut and you get cooked

>>51787138
Don't you have to spend your money to take care of your qt's bull, kek?

>3/10 got her period
Ask a lucky man anything

>>51786987
Why no hope?

>>51787358
why do you think you're lucky when you clearly aren't?

>>51787230
Hey I'm not the one going for shit-tier qts here m8.
They only reason to go for vigings is if you're an insecure virgin yourself so you feel better about yourself.

>>51787358
Is she still mad at you for saying you would've ditched her though?

so guys, uh, the venezuelan chick took a test and it's positive

I'M FUBAR

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>>51787468
>not having a virgin qt

>>51787468
lot of assumptions you're making here

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>>51787548

>>51787650
Fucking fertile latinas I swear to GOD.

>>51787548
JUST

>>51787548
Ahahahaha sorry but that's just hilarious at this point. Good luck anyway

>>51787557
I've had a few before and still have 2 side-qts that are virgins, that's why I know they're shit compared to my others. There are some exceptions but it's still barely worth to go through all the bullshit that comes with it.

>>51787558
It's excusable if you're still underage or very young yourself. But if you had proper girls you will know how shit 99% of the virgins are, and how it's a waste of time to go for them.

>>51787782
this guy is right.
Virgin is shit, girl who has had lots of men is shit too.
Need that middle balance.

>3 views this month

Should I just off myself?

>>51787782
You can't really have a good relationship without effort (or bullshit as you'd put it) anyway. So I don't see the point of dating sluts, dating a slut is almost a guarantee of getting kucked.

>>51787807
Yes middle balance is always the best. Virgins are just the opposite extreme of 15 guys

>>51787807
I agree, virgins are completely clueless. If they have some experience, the sex is a lot better, and they're more emotionally stable too, in general. Everything in moderation of course, any extreme is bad.

>>51787769
FUCK

>>51787873
>>51787874
>virgins are just the opposite extreme of 15 guys
pretty much.
Only people who unironically go after virgin qts are virgins themselves 2bh.

>>51787926
>implying

>>51787926
I think it's best to just not care about it, what matters is that you get along and have chemistry.

>>51787916
MY

>>51787475
>>51787548
Was I confusing that guy with this guy? Anyway: kek

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Why is this thread so full of c.uckolds?

>>51788022
LIFE

>>51788074
looks like cp stands for cucкoldpals. it all started with 15 GUYS 2bh. its even worse than fags

>>51788150
I would love to have been kekolded DESU then it wouldn't be my baby and I would get rid of this girl guilt-free.

>>51788150
>looks like cp stands for cucкoldpals
it's chinkpals m8

>>51788114
UP

>>51788199
this

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>>51788195

>>51788199
>tfw you have an extremely cute and mousy little asian qt
Wish she didn't live so far away

I feel like there's a need to add a line about pregnancy in the thread's incipit. I've been there 2 months, and that's the second positive.
>>51788195
What's your next move, Sven?

>>51788289
I don't know man. I don't think it would be good for her to abandon her education and come here and be so isolated. I also don't love her, so there's that. It was pretty cool being together for a week but I don't want to spend my life with her get what I'm saying?

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>>51788277
this tbqh family, why do they live so far away

>tfw I will never be someone's qt

I just want someone I could talk to everyday 2bh, I'm so lonely ;_; I probably have to start scripting Koreans since I'm not getting any messages like this.

>>51788356
>I have done something and don't want to deal with the consequences
Sven, mate...

>>51788428
I know man but I don't want this to decide the rest of my whole life, what the fuck, is that too much to ask. I made one mistake.

Sven, you have the assume the consequences.

>>51788421
R u the Finnish girl? I would consider talking but if you're a koreaboo...

>>51788497
I don't want my life to end like this. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

She wouldn't enjoy living with me, I'm just a boring sperg, I have no hobbies. She doesn't know what I'm actually like. It would be such a nasty divorce as well a few years down the line and the kid would suffer so much. I don't want any of this. I want to avoid this now before it gets so fucking messy.

>>51788484
Her coming in Sweden doesn't means you'll have to stay with her for the rest of your lives. She'd get a good education too, and would be living in one of the best countries possible for a young mom.
What's Sweden's stance on alimony?

>>51788497
this mate.
If you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
or, in this case,
If you don't want her to be a mum, remember to stick it in her bum.

>>51788603
It must be pretty hard man, i don't know what i would do
Wasting your life for one mistake isn't right but if you're abandonning her like that you're not better than a nigger.

Can't she abort?

>>51788596
Never said I was a koreaboo though.

>>51788421
You can be my qt desu

>>51788776
I should have insisted on condoms, of course. Fuck my life. So easy to be wise after the fact.

>>51788792
It's illegal in vz but there's a significant black market which I guess would have the pill needed... You can abort with a pill up to 10 weeks, and iirc it's week 5 now.

>>51788873
Why would you script Koreans then?

>>51788933
>I should have insisted on condoms, of course.
you should've just pulled out dumb cunt

>>51787138
15 detected

>>51788988
that's how I got a Latvian pregnant once desu.

>>51788988
wow rude

>>51788421
Can you speak any swedish?

Regardless of how you look it's definitely absurdly qt when finnish grills speak swedish or english.

>>51788988
I did pull out, of course. Didn't help.

>>51789035
>I did pull out
you didn't do a good job then lmao

>korean qt lived in Ethiopia most of her life
>lived surrounded by BBC
>she's probably taken dem BBC during highschool (does ethiopia have schools even?)

hot t.b.h

>>51788976
Because they are the only ones willing to talk to me.

.>>51788925
You stopped responding to me though ;_;

>>51788421
Tfw no finnish throat singer qt

>>51789079
One time it was like she came, then I pulled out and immediately sprayed her stomach. So I guess that was too close then.

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>>51789100
>hot t.b.h

>>51789035
I studied Swedish for 9 years, so I can understand it pretty well.

>>51789101

Who are you? I don't think you're the person I was thinking of.

>>51789160
Please vocaroo you speaking swedish. I'll sacrifice ten goats in your name.

>>51789101
How old are you? Underage? Maybe that's why no one wants to talk to you mämmiface.

>>51789100
r u memeing?

>>51789170
I'm /helis0. I've been lurking /cp/ threads for 3 years and never seen another Finnish girl here.

>>51789259
>mämmiface
rude af desu

>>51789318
Oh okay it is you. I left you a view, msg at your leisure

>>51773469
Пaдpyгa этo female friend
Дeвyшкa этo girl

I don't normally even look at these threads but the Swede impregnating the Venezuelan is interesting... Did she fly all the way to Sweden just to fuck him?

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>>51789318
Is this you mämmitroll?

>>51789441
It seems like it.
In a few years there'll be a Swedish-Venezuelan muh heritage shitposter browsing /int/ I guess

>>51789467
I know 3 Finnish femanons but 2/3 are underage

>>51789441
no he flew to Venezuela.
>>51789467
Yeah thats her.
Like I told you before you are a good looking girl, but you aren't doing yourself any favours.

>>51789635
He went to her cunt though (pun not intended)

>>51789467
7/10

Would go innawoods with

I am talking with a finn right now, he's pretty autistic lmao

>>51789318
Last time, you said it wasn't you, but I understand now. It was my mistake. I misunderstood "to be able to speak at least one Germanic". Didn't log in to view everything.

>tfw elis0 is my qt

pls no steal

>>51789818
All Finns are autistic

>>51789635
Ohshi :DDDDD

If you delete a conversation with someone, does it delete it on their end as well?

>>51790478
I doubt it

>>51790478
no

>>51789974
But you've never even visited my profile senpai.

>>51791223
I viewed you bby :3
But pls don't post me here

>>51791223
I viewed you, trust me

>>51791559
View me to senpai
/luizaaraujo
I wanna have a hot Canadian bf

>>51791516
>>51791559
Liars, neither of you did.

>>51791609
B-but Im a girl :3c

>>51791642
post pic and tits

>>51791642
Be my gf pls

>>51791622
I'm a liar, don't know about the leaf

>>51791672
/Enaaa

>>51791609
That would be me

>>51791944
Isn't she in the US now?

>>51791622
I g-guess you didn't want to talk...

>>51792067
I'm just too much of a sperg to message anyone, also you look like a potential serial killer tbqh.

>>51792164
Post him, I'm curious

>>51792164
So what if I am?

>>51792196
Nope, I'm not a bully.

>>51792267
Scared desu

>>51792196
No post pls

>>51792309
didn't you already post your profile?

>>51792418
No, would never post it, but if you're johnno you've seen it.

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>in'shallah

Allahu ackbar etc

>>51792739
Do many girls use the script? Or is it just a thing in these threads?

>>51793061
Im considering running the script on my qts account for keks.

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>>51792739
inshallah sister.

The time will come when the jihad truly begins

>>51793061
There's that Estonian underage furry girl that likes to script

>>51793061
Barely any girls, they wouldn't bother with running such a script

>>51792739
Most girls are too dumb to understand how script works.

>>51793061
Since the script isn't a "click ok to script" program, 97%+ of them don't understand.

So do people really message people who visit their profile? I never visit other profiles so I haven't had it happen.

>>51793365
Only if you're attractive

>>51793365
Barely anyone does, especially grills. And if you're ugly then literally nobody will

>>51793488
>>51793531
Seems a bit pointless then.

>>51793772
I am not atractive and not even from a 1st world cunt and got quite a lot messages the time I scripted. But that's mainly because I bully Koreaboos on my profile, lmao.

>>51793885
>I am not atractive
But you are senpai.

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I'm popular with Turk girls for some reason.

Too bad their English is shit though.

>>51794272
That would be me, only t*rks and ruski qts message me first

>>51793885
Maybe I should bully koreaboos more. They are quite insufferable.

>>51794119
T-thank you, y-you t-too.
But what I meant I was not Clayton level of atractiveness, and you can get messages not based only in your appearance.

You can get message without being a Chad if your profile is interesting.
But i always send the message first when someone pick my attention

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>mfw all these koreans viewing/messaging me

>pc dead
Smh senpai desu

>>51794536
baka isn't baka anymore?
Mind-blowing

>>51794717
Test baka

>>51794717
>>51794717
Ah, so it as Smh, thought so desu...

>>51774212
Is that the History Channel font

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This old fuck keeps messaging me, help pls.

>>51794717
Smh baka

>>51794368
hi)

>>51794758
If the first letter is capped, it's not filtered iirc.
>>51795051
Why don't you block him?

>>51795051
)))

>>51795054
what you work?)))

>>51795051
>napier
Not even once.

>>51795256
oh, good) i see serial))

>>51795495
nothnig much just went to the movie with friend))

>>51795256
>>51795714
Kek I'm not even wondering if you got messages from thirsty 3rd worlders with that kind of profile.

>>51795272
What's wrong with Napier?

>>51795495
>serial
This word triggers me every time I see a dumb Russki using it

>>51795714
Fake russian, they don't use "the" desu.

>>51795773
no bully pls

>>51795773
>tfw 3rd worlder

>>51795900
She was educated desu

>>51796087
South Brazil is "white" so you're a honorary 1st worlder.

>tfw helis0 won't even say 'hello' back

>>51796397
Just messaged you senpai.

>>51795051
Fugg is it the one that sends girls long poetries about them?

>>51796417
yay!

>>51795843
Strange people.

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>tfw helis0 won't take my boyhood((((((((((

>>51796961
Just come to my town bby :3

Also,
>implying I'm not too ugly for you

>tfw helis0 just snapped me her tits

>>51797086
You're not ugly. You should be a bit more confident, though.

>>51796961
I am sure there are plenty of girls who would.

>>51797242
L-liar, I have never sent nudes to anyone.

>>51797242
too soon

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>>51797365
>too soon xDD

>tfw no elise gf

>>51797567
is she sleep))?

>>51797365
>>51797634
finn(s), gimme hatske pls.

>Joined 1 day ago, profile updated 7 days ago.

explain how this black magic is possible!

>>51798327
Deleted account and reactivated it again a day ago

>>51797634
By my gf pls!))))

>>51798327
Reactivated profile

>>51798371
This.
>>51798327
Also stop viewing my waifu lad

>>51797634
Can you be my gf desu?

>>51798555
Sorry i'm not gay

>>51798555
>trips
Now you have to accept this two-timed motherdoer

Baking new Bread. Is it ok or too early?

>Turkish QT I've been talking to for a week asks if I'm Muslim.

She wants the benis.

>>51798682
C'est parfait, Pierre mon ami

>>51798630
mistook you for the other Finn, sry.

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>>51798835
>>51798835
>>51798835

>>51798371
>>51798412
Thanks; that makes sense.
>>51798451
No.