[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Extra juicy! | Home]

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 115
Thread images: 30

File: image.png (61KB, 610x544px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.png
61KB, 610x544px
>Western """""""""Americans"""""""""
>>
>mac n cheese
>a side
top fucking kek, fatass southerners
>>
TEXAS
E
X
A
S
>>
>>51044388
Is stuffing not considered a side dish?
>>
>>51044411
Have to agree, I love mac and cheese but I'd rather have it with a salad than have a steak with mac 'n cheese.

>>51044474
You're okay though.
>>
what does squash taste like? it looks gross
>>
>>51044510
>eating steak on thanksgiving
>>
>>51044388
Texas never fails to have good taste
>>
File: 1418401027687.jpg (67KB, 553x567px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1418401027687.jpg
67KB, 553x567px
>>51044474
tfw fresh warm cornbread on a cold afternoon

t. nebraska
>>
File: hank2.jpg (29KB, 500x375px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
hank2.jpg
29KB, 500x375px
I thought everyone had mashed potatoes, corn on the cob and stuffing as their sides.
>>
>>51044508
It is but this map shows what additional side each region prefers
>>
>>51044596
I thought everyone had mashed potatoes, bread rolls, sweet potatoes, and brussels sprouts.
>>
1. Mac & Cheese
2. Rolls/Biscuits
3. Casserole
4. Cornbread
5. Squash
....
9001. "Salad"
>Californians
>human
>>
> No one has baked potato like a normal roast
>>
File: fig2.png (33KB, 960x720px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
fig2.png
33KB, 960x720px
>>51044388
>Western """""""""people"""""""""
>>
>>51044646
Those are usually present. That and/or mashed potatoes.
>>
File: image.jpg (28KB, 250x247px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
image.jpg
28KB, 250x247px
>Californians literally have to eat leaves so they can know what color live plants are supposed to be
>>
>>51044596
Yes, but those are equally popular everywhere in the states. This is a map of unproportionally common sides.
>>
>>51044666
is it because of all of the mexicans? are mexistinks the only ones capable of disrupting the jewish stranglehold?
>>
File: 1384853430516.jpg (32KB, 746x691px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1384853430516.jpg
32KB, 746x691px
>>51044666
>666
>Encouraging circumcision

Jews confirmed for the devil.
>>
>just toss my salad desu senpai
>>
>>51044697
>>51044688
How is the West bad for having SOME salad with all the other food?
>>
>>51044388
rolls and biscuits and cornbread are god tier, mac n cheese is okay. The rest can die
>>
>>51044388
False, californians can't have salad as a side because there is no water
>>
>>51044388
wait what do they mean by side dish. Thanksgiving is literally just turkey and then all sides. You can't rank them like this
>>
So you have:

Turkey
Potatoes
Stuffing
Corn on the cob with butter
Alcohol or coke

And THEN some of you have some mac and cheese as a side dish? And you're shitting on the people who round it off with a salad or green beans?
>>
File: into_home_base.gif (4MB, 256x145px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
into_home_base.gif
4MB, 256x145px
>>51044388
Salad on Thanksgiving?

Fuckin ain't nobody got time for that.
>>
>>51044852
Thanksgiving is not about eating some gay ass leaves.
>>
>>51044852
>soda at thanksgiving dinner

If you are white trash, maybe.
>>
>>51044852
This is generally mine
Turkey (gravy obviously)
honey baked ham
mashed potatoes
green bean casserole
stuffing
cream corn
cranberry sauce
dinner rolls
Mac n cheese (sometimes)

Then of course for desert Pumpkin pie and apple pie are available. Occasionally pecan pie will also be prepared
>>
>>51044852
i think most people drink wine or alcohol at thanksgiving dinner.
>>
>>51044919
>no sweet potato pie
nigga. Come on now
>>
File: Stuffing-720.jpg (111KB, 720x480px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Stuffing-720.jpg
111KB, 720x480px
Stuffing is the most important part of thanksgiving
>>
File: 1443667328212.jpg (20KB, 306x306px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1443667328212.jpg
20KB, 306x306px
>>51044997
>Thanksgiving in October
>>
>>51044388

I've never heard of anyone around here having ma and cheese as a side on thanksgiving.

-stuffing
-green bean casserole
-broccoli casserole
-collards
-corn bread
-tomatoes and okrah
-cranberry sauce
-mashed potatoes
-sweet potatoes

those are proper thanksgiving sides in the south.
>>
>>51045052
>collards
Nigger confirmed
>>
File: 1447876342328.png (713KB, 1035x621px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1447876342328.png
713KB, 1035x621px
>>51045052
>Calls himself southern
>Doesn't have mac and cheese at Thanksgiving/Christmas/Any holiday
>>
>>51045052

and gotdamn i meant to put

-sweet potato souffle instead of just sweet potatoes. and dont forget the gravy on dat stuffing. .
>>
>>51044388
This is my Thanks be givin feast
-Bird
-Stuffing
-Green Bean casserole
-Biscuit
-Ham
-Mashed taters
-au gratin
-Mac and cheese
>>
File: 1390857420875.jpg (4KB, 250x231px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1390857420875.jpg
4KB, 250x231px
>tfw Minnesota
>tfw tater tot hot dish
>>
>>51045028
>not having thanksgiving during the height of autumn when the leaves are yellow and orange as it should be
>having thanksgiving in november when everything is dead grey and snowy

lmao "am"""er"""i""can"""""s""""
>>
how many people attend your thanksgiving dinner anons?
>>
File: gkasdkjas2.jpg (247KB, 1127x914px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
gkasdkjas2.jpg
247KB, 1127x914px
>Turkey
>Cranberry sauce
>Garlic mashed potatoes
>Mashed butternut squash with maple syrup
>Mashed turnip with butter
>String beans
>Stewed carrots
>Stuffing

The above are the ingredients to a truly patrician Thanksgiving meal. Everything else is literally white trash or Mexican.
>>
>>51045207
This is basically what I do except replace cranberry sauce with gravy
>>
>>51045207

At least white trash know how to eat good and enjoy themselves. That sounds boring and bland as fuck.
>>
>>51045164
>not having nicely spaced out holidays the last 3 months of the year

Halloween - end of October
Thanksgiving -near end of November
Christmas- near end of December
>>
>>51045164
No way, are you telling me Winter comes later in Georgia or Oklahoma than it does is Canada?
>>
>>51045207

>Mashed butternut squash with maple syrup

Interesting. Do you still cook them with butter?
>>
>>51045235
Why don't you just come out and say you can only taste salt and sugar? Typical white trash nonsense. Everything has to be loud and garish, doesn't it?
>>
File: 1424412209799.png (421KB, 1400x695px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1424412209799.png
421KB, 1400x695px
>>51045207

>No sweet potatoes or candied yams

Confirmed for being a terrorist


Also...get a load of all the pathetic losers itt calling people with regional preferences "white trash"

Fucking pathetic desu
>>
Turkey
Mashed potatoes
Green bean
Mac n cheese
Cranberry
Biscuits
Stuffing

Anything else somebody can make it themselves because I'm lazy as shit

Deserts:
Ambrosia
Apple pie
Pumpkin pie
>>
>>51045252
Yes, definitely. Butter and maple syrup is a god-tier combo. Also with a bit of cinnamon

>tfw gravy, cranberry sauce, maple syrup, and butter start to mix together on your plate
>>
>>51044768
Salad is un-American.
>>
>mfw parents are from india but we go full white trash for Thanksgiving
Thank you based God for genociding the wrong kind of Indian so I can enjoy white trash food
>>
>>51045244
leaf thanksgiving is basically a harvest festival.
american thanksgiving is partially a harvest festival, but its also about the pilgrims and indians.
>>
>>51044942
Yea starting around 16 my parents would let me have a couple glasses of wine, but I'm in a western state with our insanely fucked up salad so idk
>>
>>51045297
Deserts:
Mojave
Gobi
Sahara

>>51045280
>yams
That's Southern garbage, sorry
>>
>>51045297
ambrosia is so fucking gross
>>
>>51045231

What's the basis of the Canadian Thanksgiving? Ours is based of a fest the first pilgrims off the Mayflower had with injuns, does your have a similar historical event or is it more just a fall harvest thing?
>>
-organic, free range turkey from a local non-profit communal
-bowl of organic activated almonds from a guaranteed non-child labor farm
-smoothies made with locally sourced spironella and soy infused yogurt flavored with organic new zealand cranberries (organic, non-GMO)
-kale salad with apple cider vinegar/peanut oil dressing
-pumpkin soup made with discarded pumpkins from halloween, salvaged from trash and frozen
-craft IPA beer from a non-profit Oregon brewery

Doesn't get any better than that. I'm literally disgusted seeing what some of you put in your bodies.
>>
>>51044388
The fuck is squash?
>>
File: 1443331730305.jpg (26KB, 570x535px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1443331730305.jpg
26KB, 570x535px
>>51045338
To each their own
>>
>>51045360
DUDE
>>
Who eats salad on thanksgiving?

Salads have no place in celebratory feasts.
>>
File: trashman.jpg (36KB, 378x470px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
trashman.jpg
36KB, 378x470px
>>51045360
>organic new zealand cranberries
>new zealand cranberries
>new zealand
>cranberries
>>
>>51045370

its delicious
>>
>>51045385
WEED
>>
>>51044523
Kinda sweet desu. I prefer mine grilled and spiced
>>
it's why we're not as fat as the rest of the country
>>
>>51044411
That's literally what it is.
>>
File: obesity (1).png (107KB, 615x484px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
obesity (1).png
107KB, 615x484px
>>51045471
You are both as fat and as or more stupid than the rest of the country, actually.
>>
>salad
>squash

What the fuck is wrong with coastal America? Are the stereotypes about no cooking ability true?
>>
>>51045530
You know, it's possible to cook things without soaking them in lard or butter.
>>
>>51045520
>tfw white Utah Mormon master race
>>
File: obesity-by-county.jpg (92KB, 884x599px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
obesity-by-county.jpg
92KB, 884x599px
>>51045520
nah look at this map senpai
>>
-turkey
-ham
-sausage stuffing
-gravy
-sweet potato fluff
-green bean casserole
-cranberry sauce
-rolls
-pumpkin pie for desert

my mom refuses to fix mac and cheese for thanksgiving, but half of the family insists on having it so someone always brings a couple of these
>>
>>51045520
>cornbread states
buckwheat cakes an' Injun batter, Makes you fat or a little fatter.
>>
>>51044768
Salad is communism.
>>
>>51045569
>>51045520

I love maps like these. It makes me feel like I live in a bastion of mediocrity surrounded by powerful niggertry at work.

ATLANTA
T
L
A
N
T
A
>>
>>51045370
Kind of like a zucchini. If you don't know what that is, I guess, eggplant?
>>
Laugh all you want, White Californians and some Asians and Mexicans are fit as fuck.
>>
>>51045675
The Piedmont tends to be more developed, which is why you can make out a clear line moving northeast. As someone who lives in the suburbs, I can say niggers and rednecks/hillbillies alike can be fat fucks.
>>
File: 1442710423521.png (120KB, 946x550px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1442710423521.png
120KB, 946x550px
>>51045675
>le niggers meme
not so fast
>>
>>51045735
>White Californians
wow, 2 people

also, since when is 57% obese/overweight "fit as fuck"?

http://kff.org/other/state-indicator/adult-overweightobesity-rate-by-re/
>>
File: 1441578337171.png (330KB, 330x319px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1441578337171.png
330KB, 330x319px
>The South
>Mac & Cheese
>>
>>51044768

Unless you melt significant amounts of pic related on the salad, it's going to taste like shit.
>>
>>51045773
since we have low standards
>>
File: horiatiki.jpg (541KB, 1000x667px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
horiatiki.jpg
541KB, 1000x667px
>this triggers the american
>>
>>51045194
Around 10 usually, most of my family lives too far away.
>>
>>51044388
>Salad

What they didn't mention was the Tofu Turkey stuffed with Quinoa

Mexico how much to sell bottom half of California?
>>
>>51045758
>>51045761

You know, I actually probably should have said that differently. Not actually implying that the sole, or even primary cause of poor conditions throughout the southeast are caused by black folks. I'm not nearly well-researched or educated on the subject to make a proper diagnosis, anyway.

And minorities are, at least in my area, by-and-large decent folk like the rest. I should make it clear that I don't actually live in the city, though. Can't stand so many buildings. I live in a log cabin for fuck sake, rofl.

But typing out

CARTERSVILLE

fucking sucks dick
>>
Best T-Thanksgiving meal

Turkey
Ham
Stuffing
Mashed Potatoes
Green Beans
Yams/Sweet Potatoes
Hawaiian/Reg dinner rolls
Cranberry Sauce
Pumpkin Pie
>>
>>51045761
now make one for total HDI instead of one cherrypicked stat.
>>
south dakota here

turkey
mashed potatoes and gravy
sweet corn off the cob
peas
mennonite zwieback and most people have a strawberry jam with that
cranberry sauce
sauerkraut
regular stuffing
non marshmallowed sweet potato casserole
pfeffernusse
pumpkin pie

>>51045194
12 this year, usually 15-18 though
>>
>>51044388
>West eats ranch soup and calls it a "salad"
>Meanwhile based NE is eating healthy as fuark squash
>>
This is to be eaten with Turkey, potatoes etc., right? I get squash, grean beans and bread, but macaroni, salads and casseroles seem really weird choice.
>>
File: longhairnogoat02.jpg (29KB, 400x576px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
longhairnogoat02.jpg
29KB, 400x576px
>Mfw I'm an immigrant and don't celebrate keksgiving
>>
>>51044508
>disproportionately
I don't think that there is any region that just loves stuffing more than the others
>>
File: 1446160766140.png (78KB, 325x323px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1446160766140.png
78KB, 325x323px
>>51044388
>Squash

I prefer mashed potatoes and green beans with my turkey.
>>
>>51044692
>California ranks first in the United States for agricultural cash receipts followed by Iowa, Texas, Nebraska and Illinois.

American education
>>
>>51044724
Canadian education.
>>
>>51045569
The areas in the West that are darker are all Indian reservations.
>>
>>51045850
I just made a similar salad.
>>
>>51045028
>muh pilgrims n' injuns
>>
>>51045569
this is kinda misleading thouhg

for instance the whole top of maine is aroostook county, which has like 3 people, one of which is apparently obese. Makes it look like maine is really fat when really northern maine is just fucking desolate
>>
File: 1445522047716.png (59KB, 610x527px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1445522047716.png
59KB, 610x527px
>no. of respondents
>931
Literally means nothing
>>
>>51044666
>advocating dicksnipping
>>
File: 1442709983333.png (194KB, 946x694px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1442709983333.png
194KB, 946x694px
>>51045966
total HDI, you said?
>>
File: 1430664333455.jpg (87KB, 582x600px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1430664333455.jpg
87KB, 582x600px
>mfw americans call genocide "thanksgiving"
>>
>mac & cheese
>a side dish

literally what
>>
>>51044768
what are you a gommie
>>
>>51044388
Arizona here.

Salad, yes, we have salad. But also a mix of other things, stuffing, mashed potatoes, rolls, usually not cornbread but, ok. We also generally stew vegetables like carrots, potatoes and celery, which are a bit of a side dish.

We also have cranberry sauce and gravy. And pies.
>>
Never really got the idea of thanksgiving. Is it just an excuse to eat a nice lunch?
>>
>>51049957
It seems to be, it its core, an excuse, obligation, or opportunity (depending on point of view) to have an increasingly-rare sit-down large meal together with one's family.

Nothing really more to it.
>>
>>51049957
It makes more sense than guy fawkes tbf

Not that I'd ever give up a based holiday like guy fawkes though
Thread posts: 115
Thread images: 30


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]
Please support this website by donating Bitcoins to 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
If a post contains copyrighted or illegal content, please click on that post's [Report] button and fill out a post removal request
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows an archive of their content. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.