Would anybody here be willing to draw porn of a real person and

>$1500
>high

You'll need to better than that for me to break the law, anon.

>>3071906
It's not against the law to draw people naked.
>>3071902
Just hire a fucking hooker.

>>3071902
>draw
if you want photorealism, you would probably be better off with photo editing, and its not that incredibly hard depending on the quality and light direction of the photos of course. Do your dirty work yourself

Bump. Anyone?

>>3072369
I agree with >>3071954, photo editing would yield better results, some might even do it for free.

>>3071902
wait a few days to see if anyone turns up, it's a slow board, i'd do it myself if i had the time

>>3071902
with that money you could find a decent guy to do it at upwork.com or similars, instead of getting a dunning-kruger-syndrome amateur here.

but what you really want is a decent shop, as everybody already said.

I may be your man.

Send details to [email protected]

>>3071954
>>3072482
>>3072516
Where would I find someone that's willing to do nude photoshops of real people? I seriously doubt there is a website.

>>3072582
>willing to do nude photoshops of real people

i don't get what's the problem. do you think that 's illegal or something?

>>3072582
Doesn't /hr/ have a thread that shares photomanips of celebrities? Check over there.

>>3072582
>I seriously doubt there is a website.
HAHAHAHAHA
This is the internet.
Read the rules.
cfake.com
That's just one of them

i mean ill do it for fucking 5 dollars lol. Depends on how good the quality is tho. If its mobile phone quality, i cant do shit with it

>>3071902
/r/ does photoshop nudes for free

>>3072582
>>>/r/ I do nudeshops there all the time

>>3072753
>>3072747
I mean I want one that looks legit of a girl that goes to my school. Not a celeb, that's why I'm willing to pay it'd be harder to make look legit?

>>3072769
Why don't you spend that money on a makeover and a dating coach so you can seduce her... or pay her for nudes

>>3072769
/r/ does shops of average girls, getting a good shop is a matter of luck. Go to /r/, post it there, link it here and if it's a good quality pic I'll give it a shot.

>>3072769
freelancer, elance, upwork, guru, etc

>>3072777
Yeah, that's not sleazy at all.

>>3071902
I am interested. Heavy realism takes time. Give us a throwaway email or something.

>>3071902
Tempted...

Are hookers not a thing anymore? For $1500 you could get a crazy good and sexy hooker.

>>3072856
>>3072857
Any examples?

>>3072900
Yea, we can discuss over email. Currently I am busy, so it will be a while until I can take a commission.

>>3072840
And paying a thousand for some rando to draw her isn't?

>>3071902
What kind of porn are we talking here? Simple nude pose or are we talking fucking here?

>>3071915
Actually you CAN get sued for "defacing" someone's image or any other kinda spin on this. Someone like Taylor Swift would sue in a heartbeat because she's a cunt (No seriously, she's a fucking cunt. Look up shit about her. She's awful and money hungry as fuck)


OP i'll do it for $5,000

>>3072938
[email protected]
>>3073003
Both? More of simple.

>>3073166
that gmail though

>>3073231
I came up with something on the fly, I think it's pretty fitting.

I'd be open for that money. Got contact info?

>>3072769

Nigger, just ask her and she may do it for free.

What the fuck.

>>3072777
>dating coaches
>not a scam

Wait a second OP, you're spending a stupid amount of money on porn. I get that you're doing this cause you've got some mad oneitis for this girl, but hold on a sec.

For $1500, you can get a really good escort who looks similar to her, to spend the entire day with you, go on a date with you, pretend to love you, and then fuck you like you've never been fucked before.

Just check this out:

http://www.admiralescorts.com/london-escorts.php

She'll probably even let you take pictures of her to keep to fap to.

Hell, for $1500 you could probably even convince the girl you like to fuck you. I doubt you'd have balls to ask her this, but you'd be surprised. Regardless, escorts do this for a living, and are totally discreet, plus you'll even get a date with a hottie out of it.

Be smart with your money... on second thought, fuck it, I'll draw you your smut and use that money to get myself an escort.

>>3073346
I don't live in England.

>>3073346
No average girl is going to say YES to having sex for money. This isn't a porn.

>>3073502
>No average girl is going to say YES to having sex for money.
How old are you?

>>3071902
If you're serious, i'll do it for you.
I'm currently illustrating comicbooks and covers professionally, and i can make it about as realistic as you want.

>>3073099
Wouldn't you be a money hungry cunt if you were the most average of average girls, with millions of fans praising you as the sexiest, most talented human alive?

>>3073842
Not OP but let's see. I wanna see what you got Mr. Bigshot.

Just sent you an email OP.

I say again, $1500 will get you a nice hooker.

>>3073875
She was rich before she got famous and bought her fame. She's always been a money hungry bitch. People who went to high school with hr said she was stuck up but she claims she was 'bullied.'

She plays the victim and retards fall for it.

Sent email. Gibbe mone plz

>>3073502
an average girl would suck a dick to get into a club free or for free weed

fucking virgin telling people what girl's sex habits are

>>3073939
Yeah, her dad is some kind of Wall Street douche and bankrolled her first album.

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720KB, 1536x1134px

So is OP still looking? here are examples of my work

>>3074212
Holy shit senpai that left image is so bad it's hilarious

>>3074212
Not OP but what's your offer?

I'm confused do you want an image of Taylor Swift or someone else altogether?

>>3074212
You got contact info?

>>3074523
what do you want?

>>3074595
Can you photoshop nudes for me? I'd be willing to pay but not $1500.

>>3074212
that's most probably what op actually needs, even if he haven't realized it yet

relatively decent and worth around $30 instead of $1500

Bump for photoshop guy.

>>3074212
Bump you around still?

>>3071902
just go to /hr/, there is a thread with a OP of photorealistic shoop of Taylor Swift with her tiny tits and legs open and he cunt lips sticking out.

>>3074885
I don't think OP wants Tay Tay.

OP HIRE A FUCKING HOOKER YOU FUCK.

>>3074212
Those are pretty fucking good mate.

>>3074212
Bump
Bump

Are you here?

>>3072769
You must be 18 to post on 4chan.
>>3073294
He probably wants to spread the image around to humiliate the girl and ruin her life.

>>3075765
Or maybe he wants to jerk off.

>>3075779
Too specific, too much expenditure.

>>3075784
Would someone really risk making a fake to ruin a girls life? Wouldn't she know who it was?

>>3074212
Bump. Dude please do work for me.

>>3075922
Bump

Bumping again for photoshop guy.

Retard, you won't be able to ruin her life with a picture because the system is rigged to benefit sluts who genuinely spread their nudes around and then have slut remorse the next day.

Besides, if you use any picture of her for the montage, she can simply present the original one and prove the one you have is fake.

>>3077260
Let it go, he's gone man.

> A shitload of money for a wank
> A shitload of money to ruin someone

I'm not sure which is even more likely.

>>3072582
Anon people can shop anything easily. The future is in video/motion fakes now.
>>>/gif/10967528

>>3071902
This is literally the reason photoshop exists.

>>3073502
>No average girl is going to say YES to having sex for money. This isn't a porn.
Are you 12 and what is this?
How do you get half the early web startlers got into porn?

>>3074212
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHhh

>>3077859
How can you ruin a girl with a fake?