>"I'm an artist." "Oh cool, what do you

conversations that never happened thread?

>>3008317
most normies would be way more impressed with porn artists than with modern fine "artists".

>>3008323
Porn is one of it not the lowest forms of art.

>>3008333
Yeah, but no one cares about your autistic ranking of art forms, so this conversation never happened.

>>3008324
assuming you're drawing vanilla anime porn and not some shadman/furry shit

>>3008333

oh, sorry.

poorly disguised vendetta thread?

>>3008317
majority of art has always been borderline porn

>>3008333
>>3008317

being involved with the production of pornography and bluntly stating so in casual conversation will repel people, more at 11.

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>>3008324

>>3008317
I can't wait for the day that I can have this conversation.
Fuck what normies think

>>3008324
>some people have been removed from society for so long they start believing things like this

>>3008353
said the guy with no friends to begin with.

Like I could get just drawing some lewds for your own entertainment but the minute you tailor make them for someone else and money is exchanged it's fucking prostitution.

>>3008364
>money is exchanged it's fucking prostitution

Yeah, that's so fucking wrong.

>>3008372
keep telling yourself that you whore.

>>3008373

If drawing porn is pornography than drawing anything someone could fap to is pornography, up to and including some chair fetishist beating it to your chair study, you dirty, dirty slut.

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>>3008376

fuck, "prostitution" is what I meant.

>>3008376
drawing with the purpose of helping someone achieve sexual gratification is different than just drawing a chair you pathetic degenerate.

>I draw art that people jack off to
>Do people jack off to your art, anon?
>No?
>oh dear...

>>3008364
is being a porn director prostitution?


you are retarded

>>3008358
Too real

>>3008381
no it just makes you Jewish.

>>3008379

So what makes it prostitution is entirely the intent in your own head?
So if you're drawing that chair knowing some horny chairfucker will spend his evening with your slutty drawing, does that make the difference?

What if you draw smut with the purpose of making money and don't give a shit about their sexual gratification? Is that different to drawing chairs knowing your chairhumping buddy is gonna bust his nut to your filthy whore chair, you streetwalking skank?

yeah, normalizing degeneracy sure has led to some awkward conversations

>>3008386

>What if you draw smut with the purpose of making money and don't give a shit about their sexual gratification?

then you wouldn't be a very good prostitute and you prolly wouldn't get work from them again.

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>>3008357
Takashi Murakami
My Lonesome Cowboy
1998
Price $15.2 million
Sotheby's 2008

There is no objectively "low" or "high" art. Any art can be "high" if you promote it right.

>>3008423
selling it for millions doesnt make it high art. have some respect for the craft

>>3008425
But it proves that you can impress normies with porn.

>>3008428
nigga normies drool over a black dot on white canvas, there is no standart out there.

So if you write a story about vampires..... you must be a vampire if writing an erotic story (which is the same as drawing erotic images just without the visual aspect) makes you a prostitute

>>3008317
This is EXACTLY why you shouldn't fall into that.
>>3008333
Agree.

>>3008333
Nude lolis are high art amrite?

>>3008496
So you don't enjoy anything erotic? no videos no artwork no writing then?

>>3008522
He probably virgin who doesn't have any libido.

>>3008528
lol exactly my thoughts or a girl that doesn't get much attention so the only option is to go all high and mighty sounding while being desperate for some action

You porn artists are fucking sad as fuck. Enjoy being forgotten about when you hit 30 years old while your fans move onto someone else.

>>3008578
Actually most hentai artist are well into there 40s doing great, you enjoy being at your 9 to 5 for the rest of your life never accomplishing anything. On top of that you probably jerk of to porn all the time, so its ok to enjoy it just not create it I guess lol

>>3008578
How does any age effect your ability to draw? And you think 30 is old?
Get off this bored, kiddo.

>>3008588
Exactly

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>>3008317
>"I'm an artist."
>"Oh cool, what do you draw? do you do paintings?
>

>>3008578

Incase and Erotibot are both over 30, and they're too of the best pron artists I know of. Both successful at it, too.

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>>3008423

Actually Takashi Murakami is 5/5 artist and really inspiring. His piece that you are showing now is also out there and for the time when it came in (1998) it was something else. Well, still is and it is very popular.

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>>3008664

Also that fucking bad feel when you will never be a fine artist (because not living in first world) and paint as awesome as Jenny Saville.

>>3008626
Dont forget Melkor Mancin, he makes hot stuff

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>>3008578
they are and they probably will be forgotten once more artists go 3D.

>>3008530
friendly reminder that when people get this oddly specific with their insults they're just projecting.

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>>3008678
You mean to tell me there actually exists people that watch 3D porn?
It's pretty much a horror show.

>>3008578
>making several k a month on patreon sitting around drawing porn in your free time
>making connections and branching out for future opportunities
>sad

lmop

>>3008680
Ah I see..... so if I can tell you why someone commits a murder I must be a murderer huh? you see people actually can educate themselves by observing the world around them

>>3008578
>people continue to jerk off to porn artist's work for years to come, images spread around even after they die
>no one will remember anon's rib cage study
The world is as it should be

>>3008333
the purpose of art is to provoke emotions in people. porn provokes some of the most powerful emotions, boners.

:^)

>>3008783
Agreed but boners aren't the only thing they provoke ;)

>>3008789
>low level bait

>>3008818
Wait what? I was just saying it turns me on and I don't have the ability to get a boner. different equipment lol

>>3008578
Joke's on you, I'm 40.

>>3008333
All art is worthless, desu.

>>3008423
aye, don't hate on murikami; his art is legit

>>3008890
What are you still doing here

>>3008333
Even KJG likes drawing porn. 99% of artists everywhere have used their abilities to draw at least a couple of pornographic pieces in their life

>>3008348
actually no it doesnt lol. i tell people on a regular basis and the just act like its no big deal and want to see my work. most people are ok with porn now a days..

Do people that bitch about porn artists not fap to porn themself? Or are they just hypocrites?

>>3009302
Most likely the ladder lol

>>3009302
they're just not allowed to talk or think about porn because of their boring vanilla jobs.
>hmm sex? you make the sexy things! well I never better go to church and stare at a naked man nailed to a piece of wood

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>>3008317
>"I'm an artist."
"Oh cool, what do you do? Paintings?"
> "yeah digital painting"
"like computer stuff or..."
>"yeah"
"oh, k..."

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>>3008379
what if I draw tiles?

>>3008660
>>3008423
Takashi Murakami did not personally create these. Rather he runs on artist atelier/commune/slave center, depending on whom you ask, and "directs" their creation.

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>>3008753
Give me the name of one, One, porn artwork that went in a museum & got studied like iconic paintings (for instance Mona Lisa/Le radeau de la méduse).
Secondly, compare the number of porn artwork that got immortalized to the amount of sfw art that lasted centuries in museums.
Good luck...

>>3009292

Same here, most of my family knows about the fact that I draw porn and so does my inner circle.

Never had a negative responce.

>>3009833
Your family & inner circle...What do other people think about it? Do you tell them too?
If you don't talk about it with them, why don't you?

>>3009564
I don't know of any hardcore porn hanging in museums, but there are erotic, suggestive pieces that also feature nudity or light touching

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>>3009564
The Kiss by Rodin

>>3009564
get fucked >>3010150

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>>3009564

>>3010174
That's a nice pose

>>3010119

Why would I walk up to strangers and tell them irrelevant shit?

>>3010174
Bitch didn't skip leg day

>>3010174
god imagine how that gate rattles.

"what the devil is that noi- JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH"

>>3009512
I rate this post a light to decent chuckle

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>>3008578
Because the next generation isn't going to watch them. Make sure not to fall off a cliff riding your high horse, nigga.

>>3008626
I would suck InCase's dick just to shake his hand.

>>3009512
I wanna fuck those tiles.

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>>3010174
>That fucking expression on his face

>>3010174
is this what they call fine art?

>>3010940
It's fine to me

>>3008317
That exact conversation got me laid several time.

>>3008578

I still like Dr. Comet and Onta after two decades.

>>3010174
Is that in a gallery? Is that as popular as mona lisa or that other guy anon mentioned?

>>3010174
>>3010154
That's hardly porn.

>>3008317
>I'm an artist
"Oh cool, what do you do? Paintings?"
>I draw erotic art
>Oh really that's kinda cool
it's all about how you phrase it

>>3011061
>Is that in a gallery?
The only thing I could find is that it was in a private collection, though it might as well hang somewhere. Paintings in exhibitions often come from private collections.

>Is that as popular as mona lisa or that other guy anon mentioned?
If you hold it to that standard, you would exclude more than 99% of the paintings hanging in galleries and museums. Then no, there are no pornographic paintings that famous hanging in galleries, but there are paintings that focus on sexuality, that can be seen as pornographic, in big art museums.

>>3011061
>That's hardly porn.
For you.

Why do porn artists think so highly of themselves? People only like you because you draw porn, your art doesn't even have to be good.

Look at artists like Sinner for example. It's complete shit art a middle schooler could do.

>>3012353
Why do artists think so highly of themselves? People only like you because you draw, your art doesn't even have to be good.

>>3008578
Dunno breh, Simon Benson is still leading inspiration for any BDSM porn artist. People still trying to nail Bill Ward's pinup aesthetics.

>>3012353
they're like dumb sluts. People just like them because they open their legs and have no self-respect.

>>3012353

You can say that for every content in general, especially for animu and mspaint memes .

>>3012516
You shouldn't talk about your mom that way...

>>3010150
>>3010154
Wow, what kind of porn do you watch? 2 people kissing is porn to you,really? Get nothing.
At least this one >>3010174
is a strong argument against my previous post... (eventhough it's only exposed in private collections!)
>>3011119
Why do you feel the need to phrase it differently? Why don't you say it straight?Oooh, I might have an idea...

>>3012362
Nnnope, your reply doesn't work, sorry.
>>3012692
You clearly showed him objectively how wrong he is, good job man.
>>3012516
Self-respect, that's the main factor that prevents me from doing it!

>>3009564
Let's see, there's the first tentacle porn picture "Dream of the Fishermans Wife" currently in the British Library which is the most studied and referenced work of shunga art. Shunga being specifically erotic with stylistically exaggerated genitals and erotic accompanying texts. Anyone who studies Hokusai in more detail than a college student at a poster sale likely knows of it (and depending on the college they might have prints of it too!).

>>3013446
Good job anon. Now compare that to the number of SFW art in museums... :) (and no, nude statues do not count as porn)

>>3013455
Ok, look at the number of lithographs in your local museum. Sliver plate photographs. Hammered copper jewelry. At time any of those where extremely popular and yet they waned and then returned in later resurgences of varying size. Quantity says very little about quality anon, but popularity certainly explains most of quantity. At various times erotic art was publicly prized (or at least in certain circles) and in others reviled. Just because the prohibition happened and AA exists doesn't mean that brewing good alcohol isn't an art, all it means is that it's an art with a demographic that has been limited by popular opinion at times.

Why are you guys hating on people that make hentai and porn art?

I think its a pretty big talent to DRAW SOMETHING that makes my dick hard and want to jerk off.

This is different from normal porn, where you just get two people and make them fuck, the artist has to balance a very fine line, and they create something from their bare hands that will make hundreds of thousands of people to jerk it.

Pretty fuckin' cool if you ask me.

>>3013632
I don't think you understand how easy that is.

>>3009833
>what is being polite to their face but talking behind their back
anon...

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>>3013632
You know it takes little talent to be a porn artist. You can have shit art and people will love you. Have a look:

https://www.patreon.com/artbysinner

This mans art is complete shit and the faces he draws makes me want to vomit.

>>3014473
>look at this guy
>actually good
>attractive faces too
Thanks for one more person to follow.

>>3008678
>>3008678
3d dominates in animation because it's more efficient but I think people generally prefer 2d visually.

>>3014503
You never see anyone idolizing 3d animators

>>3009564
Bougeraus Three Nymphs and a Satyr


>>3014448
Low blow. This is literally Courbet's best painting, a triumph of senuality in a painting. To reduce it to porn is to shit on art history.

(i mean youre right. But its still an important painting)

>>3011061
please explain how the lossow painting is not porn.

>>3014626
why would an erotic label reduce the intrinsic value of a painting. that's a very sad idea.

>>3010119
im talking about people i work with who arent inner circle in my post.

>>3009564
you know museums only like to carry modern contemporary art trash and old masters now a days.

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>>3014448
Not porn. It's "only" two naked person sleeping together... You guys really need to understand the difference between figurative art representing nude people & porn!... The only guy who stood strong against my statement is
the one with the lossow example (which,again, was exposed in private)
>>3014626
That Bouguereau painting isn't porn either, gosh... Are you underage? Porn is when there's
(indecent) sexual stuff involved : Michelangelo's David, for instance, isn't porn. La Vénus de Milo isn't porn either!

>>3008317
I do my normal art as well as drawing porn, just until my professional portfolio is good enough to get good paying work, cuz this is how I see it
I would get a day job, but if that's just menial tasks that I wouldn't voluntarily do then I might as well do it from my computer, cuz even then at least I'm getting some drawing practice in

>>3008393
hahahahahahahah

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>>3008317
Yeah, paintin's
I dunno, people 'n fruit 'n shit.
>double points for the reference.

>>3014801
I wasn't talking about Lossow I was talking about >>3010150

>>3008317

H. R. Giger would like to have a word with you.

>>3010174
The lord loves em THICC

>>3013331
I am not a man first of all, and may as well joke around since your so up tight about it. Are you even successful with art or just super judgemental? I assume the latter

>>3016195
You know "man" and "bro" are aren't gender specific right? Probably not, cuz you don't sound like a bro.. More like a hag.. No offense.

>>3016196
Uh so you walk up to girls and are like hey man? I dont care about the bs with all the weird gender shit now a days but I havent ever heard it told to me, I have gotten what are you guys up to but not hey man. No offense taken because I agree their are allot of hags runnin around depending on your definition of course

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>>3008669
thats beautiful

>>3008669
Paint a dead body?

>>3016550
Terrible canvas. Prone to smelling.

>>3008588
>How does any age effect your ability to draw?

If you have inherited some bad genetics:

- diseases that effect your sight like glaucoma
- mental disease that effects your memory like dementia, Alzheimers, Schizo etc
- or inflammatory joint pain like arthritis
even diabetes would fuck you up

Most of those heredity diseases creep in little-by-little year-by-year. Don't wait to until your older get started now while you still have your your energy and your health.

>Shit
>wow
>ugw

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>>3014473

>look them up
>faces are pretty cute
>art is not fine art but pretty gud

thanks