Going to an art museum date tmr. Know nothing about art. How

>>2894844
Look up their collection online and read the wiki articles on the artists or analysis of the works

>>2894844
Just mutter "Loomis" while twiddling your thumbs

>>2894844
if she likes art, let her lead the conversation & ask lots of questions about what she likes etc. don't try to cram last minute to pretend you know what you're talking about.

Charming layman > pretending & failing to know what's going on

if she doesn't like art, you fucked up by going on an art museum date, and just make jokes about the art

>>2894844
>Know nothing about art. How do I impress her?

Tell her you could paint better with a brush stuck in your dick.

>How do I appreciate art?
How is this relevant. You said you just want to fake it.

>>2894844
Don't pretend to act like you know it, she'd most likely like you more if you were being honest

>>2894844
Find anatomical and perspective errors in paintings and point them out to her, she would be really impressed by your knowledge.

>>2894844
If she is a liberal arts student, try pointing out how sexist and racist some paintings are and ramble about how there aren't enough female and black artists. That will get you a handjob.

>>2894844
Be yourself, there's no need of "impress her" about data. Be honest with both of you and learn things together.

>>2894844
Go bowling or something afterwards. An art museum date? Really?