>watch gay porn to study anatomy
>dad walks in on me
why won't he believe im not gay
because you are
>>2630837
takes one to know one faggot
>>2630841
so you are gay
>call friend over
>start sucking his dick and feeling out the shape, depth, and texture of his dick for anatomical purposes
>dad walks in
why won't he believe im not gay
>my dad's handsome and big-dicked friend is staying over for a month
>ride his dick on the first night to understand how to draw a 10/10 face orgasming
>dad heard us
why won't he believe im not gay
gay porn - the only source of anatomy
>Drinking deeply of a stranger's semen to gain knowledge of his internal biochemistry, thus gaining a superior understanding of his anatomy
>dad walks in on us
why won't he believe i'm not gay
>>2630827
>have a long term relationship with another male
>suck his dick, jerk him off, we fuck each other in the ass, I always say that I love him
>no homo tho
>now he wants to marry and adopt a kid
why won't he believe im not gay
>Get married to another man
>Dad officiated the wedding
Why won't he believe I'm not gay?
>meet a man
>we start dating
>date for several years, get very intimate
>decide to marry
>have a beautiful summer wedding
>adopt a baby from Taiwan
>raise her and put her though college
>retire together to live out the rest of our days in paradise
>all to get first-hand knowledge for a graphic novel i'm writing
why won't he believe i'm not gay
>Decide to become a transsexual, crossdress, have breast implants and let men fuck my ass and cum on me while I choke in cocks to get some female body knowledge.
>Dad finds my whereabouts after ten years of leaving the house.
Why won't he believe I'm not gay.
>>2630853
This thread turns me on
>>2631023
and you need allah( may peace be upon him)
>>2630827
Go away.
>>2633874
Ima call Baal on ur ass sonny
>>2630827
I don't see how is watching gay porn essential for studying anatomy.
>>2635309
NGMI
>>2630853
/ic/ - One of the many boards that hasn't yet been corrupted by reddit
This is the best thread I've ever experienced.