>when your alcholic piece of shit father sucks the alcohol

>>2576685
dude no one else will probably have this problem. dont color at dinner thats rude.get help for your dad, dude

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>>2576685
Sounds like you live an interesting life, anon.

>>2576744

If domestic abuse and dysfunction is interesting, sure, but fuck that. I just want a normal family.

>>2576712

I'd rather he just steal my money while I'm out. It's a lot more cost effective to buy handle of popov, which he could have if he had just taken my money, instead of ruining my money. I just hope he doesn't learn how expensive they are and try to pawn them in the future.

>>2576685

Sycra plz go

>>2576685
I'm sorry senpai. <3
>knows dad is alky
>baits him with alcohol non toxic markers

What kind of house do you live in where you can afford Copic markers but not hootch?

>>2576843

I work and have an apartment and he was visiting. He has a key to my place because they watch my dog when I'm out of town and otherwise watch my place.

pics or it didnt happen.

>>2576685
Nigr what the fuck. You can't be serious.

>>2576685
Kill him in his sleep, anon.

Do it, do it now.

i honestly wonder what his piss looked like after.

>>2577032

Probably normal, urine is generally unaffected by anything you eat. If you eat gatorade is your urine blue?

>>2577260
Well anon, first of all, I don't eat Gatorade, I drink it. And second of all, asparagus.

>>2577260
This is not true. Drink enough energy drinks, your piss turns green. My teacher told a story of how he binged on a blue drink once (Like super artificially blue) and peed blue green as well.

You're stupid if you don't think it's not affected by what you eat.

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>>2576685
Such a tragic story OP.

I drew this for you - may your markers RIP

>>2578469

You've been getting lewd lately Tableguy

>>2578469
Kek

>>2577260

My urine usually smells like coffee. I don't even drink exessive amounts of it.

>>2578481
You probably have diabetes

>>2578469

I'm laughing my ass off brah. Thanks makes me feel better. I bought some Spectrum Noir markers today that are okay.

>>2578478
>lewd
I haven't drawn anything explicit, only suggestive. I like to keep it classy.

>>2578484
Post some marker art? I might go dust mine off tonight.

>>2576872
Guess it's time to change your locks?

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la la la.
OP is tragic

>MARKER ART THREAD
>MAKERKER ART DISCUSSION
>MARKER ART MARKER ART
>RAH RAH RAH

>>2578662
Mermaid? M-more like whalemaid lmao

>>2576802
right, next time use toxic ones

>>2576685
Hope you die in your sleep attention faggot

This thread made me want to get a set of neutral greys

>>2578469
blog?

>>2576685
Are you native American by chance?

>>2576685

Get the ones that smell like diesel fuel next time.

>>2576685
You made this up