New thread! :D
>6 pics
>not one of them show her hot,naked, holy feet
Are even a true K-Stewfag?
>>2796008
G O D D E S S
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>>2796010
Yep
Anyone know what agency she's with? I wanna pitch a True Romance remake with me as the lead and her as my Alabama.
>>2796007
>praise kstews holy feet
>get bullied
>on a kstew thread
We have ennemies among us.
does anybody have more anonstew pics?
>>2796053
I volunteer to play the character Gandolfini was.
>>2796053
>>2796086
>confirmed for thinking it was white boi day
How do I stop being obsessed with her? It's not healthy to want something I'll never have this much.
>>2796183
Be thankful to have internet and your kstew friends on here, so you'll never end up like Ricardo Lopez...
Let's just worship her together, that's how cults and religions work after all. Be a group of people worshipping the same deity. Isn't it great ? (you can even fap to your goddess from time to time to ease the frustration for a moment). Pic related literally made my night.
How many images do you lads have in your kris10 folder? I'm up to 333 and thinking about stopping
>>2796194
6327
>>2796194
KEK.
1007 at the moment, why would you stop ?
>>2796194
333 is pretty laughable for an A-list celeb. I have 0 because I'm no stranger to the obsession of trying to posses every single image that exists of a person and I don't like the road it takes me down.
>>2796194
I deleted my folder when her feet went to shit and she became a kike
>>2796197
i want to keep myself from becoming too much of a weirdo
>>2796200
>Heresy
Anon get the cross
Did she vote for Trump?
>>2796276
I don't think so.
>>2796276
>>2796281
She cannot have all the qualities possible anon.
Member she's surrounded by hipster homos and such, and they are influencing her a lot... It's California. In her line of work you're nearly forced to be a champagn socialist. But at least she's not TOO vocal about it, just some shitty usual feminist lines here and there.
>>2796295
I don't care how she voted, i'm not even american lol.
>>2796306
I'm not either but they're still the ruler of this world so politics is important.
Also :
>tfw there's always an anon with an exclusive Kstew pic although you thought you had them all already
Thank you Kstewbro.
>>2796312
And I still don't give a shit.
>>2796194
I just broke 2,000
>>2796370
Not all of course, but most are in HR.
>>2796377
OMG do you have the white jeans in HR please ?
>>2796256
is that Skip from Hick?
>>2796394
Absolutly wonderful. Thanks.
>>2796394
thats corduroy, no?
>>2796401
Probably.
>>2796370
I'd say 95%+ are high res
She was so shy on Ellen
I would give her a comforting hug
>>2796295
I want to bury my face in her butt until I die from lack of oxygen
>>2796487
Well Kristen behaves like that almost in every interview or tv show. She's a little bit bashful person.
>>2796490
That sounds good
>>2796295
Dump this set, I want to worship at her altar tonight
>>2796295
I bet she smells so fucking good
>>2796193
I agree!!!
>>2796295
POST THIS SET
>>2796508
I'm going to print a 20x30 of this. She looks gorgeous.
>>2796599
go ahead, loser
>>2796755
>triggered
>>2796599
I want to see a nice pic of it like I showed my Chanel poster. Otherwise you're full of shit and not a true worshipper.
>>2796061
I have one but it's just for me :)
Has she ever played a manic pixie dream girl? She'd be so perfect. I fucking hate the reputation she has for supposedly never changing her face. Even if that were true, your real life persona doesn't matter when you're acting. I bet she's not even been considered for roles she could have killed in just because of how shitty the American media is.
>>2796377
get out while you still can
>>2796928
> manic pixie dream girl
Adventureland?
>>2796934
based
I have my whole kstew folder randomised for the desktop background every 30 seconds
>>2796948
i do that with my screensaver
>>2796949
>>2796934
>dogstew
>comfystew
>feetstew
Omg there is autister than me.
Haven't been here for a while, sharing some old classics
>>2796945
I know about the scene with Ryan Reynolds and I just can't bring myself to watch it. I know how it would make me feel, and I know for how long, and I don't need it. I've felt it enough times to condition myself to avoid it. I don't know the exact context of the scene, but since I'm going to identify more with Jesse Eisenberg's character those feels just hit even harder.
>>2796990
>>2796993
>>2796994
>>2796996
>>2796997
>>2796998
>>2796999
>>2797000
>>2797001
>>2797002
>>2797003
>>2797004
>>2797005
>>2797006
no one cares about 2 year old pictures.
>>2797007
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
>>2797006
Done for now, though I noticed I don't have any decent /hc/s of her in her red hair phase so requesting a kind KStewfag post some later
>>2797009
maybe in your delusion. but in this world , there is a thing called time.
and you are wasting it repitiively posting these outdated images.
>>2797011
This may surprise you, but /hr/ doesn't exist for you to obtain new pictures.
Would you rather cuddle her with her facing you, buried against your chest, or conventional spooning with your dick against her butt?
>>2797014
(you)
;)
>>2797015
Definitely spooning. My nose buried in the smell of her hair, my arm around her waist pulling her in, and her pert little butt fidgeting against my groin.
>>2797011
Every Stews are welcome, you have to think about the more recent Kstew worshippers who are just only starting their collection.
>>2797020
Don't forget shoulder kisses
>>2797026
Of course, but I'd kiss her neck a lot more.
>>2797033
There's absolutly no other woman to love but Her.
>>2797033
Good man
>>2797039
theres thousands more that have the exact same qualifications.
>>2797039
It's a comfort and a torture all at the same time.
>>2797044
You have to go back.
>>2797049
to your play set peice?
>>2797046
The most pleasant torture ever.
>>2797068
I'm no masochist, I don't enjoy the moments when loving her turns tortuous, but it's not her fault it's mine.
>>2797064
https://kristensawkwardness.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/44142683.gif
>>2796295
YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKING FAGGOT NANCY SON OF A BITCHWHORE CUNTFACE SLUT BITCH FUCKING POST THIS SET, KILL YOURSELF, COME BACK TO LIFE, AND CHOKE ON A GIANT BLACK COCK TO DEATH YOU FUCKING SCUM CUMRAG HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO ASK FOR THE FUCKING SET. IF YOU ARE SO INEPT AND SUCH AN INCOMPETENT CUNT LEAVE THESE GENERALS FOR SOMEONE WITH A HALF A BRAIN TO MAKE THEM
>>2797097
Truly sad and looney people on the internet.
>>2797100
MOT SAD OR LOONEY I ASKED THREE TIMES NICELY AND WAS IGNORED ALL THREE TIMES. IM HERE TO SEE THE K-STEW IN THAT BLACK DRESS, AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS JUST IGNORING ME
>>2797100
FOR FUCKS SAKE SHE LOOKS GREAT IN THAT DRESS,IM ALL ALONE FOR THANKSGIVING IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR TO SEE THAt SET
>>2797120
https://www.google.com
:3
fuck i love her hair slicked back like this
>>2797156
more of this set???
>>2797115
>>2797120
lel, no thanksgiving here, most of us are not even burgers anyway, cry some more impolite biatch
samefaggit
>>2797120
Here you go.
>>2797171
>
dont u have ones that show her entire legs and aren't grainy?
those are the ones im actually gonna jerk 2
post pics of her personal shopper look
that natural color short boyish cut
why is she so handsome brohams
>>2797186
>handsom
>leaving it up to women to think they understand what men find attractive
>see all those beta weirdos ?
>well they're all mine
>and they love it
>>2797177
bitch
>>2797177
KEK
>>2797177
Faggot. Your idiocy led me to the source. cunt, i hope you choke on turkey and die
http://giftopia-event.blogspot.com/2013/02/kristen-stewart-twilight-premiere.html
>>2797207
See, savage burger, you can do it, and do not reverse roles here, you're the loner tonight butt fucking your turkey, and oh boy I can see why.
>>2797206
>>2797208
fuck off im gonna cum all over the K-Stew pics and your faggot ass cant stop me. Worthless piece of shit who hides k-stew goodies from her worshippers
>>2797213
post undeniable proof or it never happened
WHY IS SHE SO HANDSOME
>>2797213
Well, good, just some more sperm offerings to the Goddess. And let's be frank here, you and I know very well it will never end up anywhere else anyway (in the turkey's ass maybe ?).
>>2797253
fyi most guys over the age of consent jack 2 hard core pornography of some sort, not clothed pictures of teenbeat celebs.
-t. a man with male friends
>>2797202
I really do
samefag
>>2797300
>I know you do.
humiliated same fag.
>>2797202
>>2797327
much better
>>2796934
what a fucking loser
>>2797349
the more likely scenario is that this person does online social media promotion for entertainers
>>2797380
yup.
i actually know a few people who do this , because i interned at a few entertainment companies .
its actually nice work if you can get it.
>>2797356
>>2797384
lel, is it tinfoil day ? ... I wish I could be paid though, but worshipping is free by definition.
>>2797392
i just told you i literally personal know like 10 ppl who do this sort of promoting of entertainers thing for a living. and i did even did a bit of it myself as an intern for a company called music123
the only tinfoil is you.
>>2797398
Nice blog.
>>2797405
thanks, im glad u appreciate :)
i dont like ppl trying to put bullshit past me and others.
i delight in publicly calling out and humiliating liars.
>>2797412
You' re a fucking lunatic, publicity on an underground board, for an actress who doesn't need it... my god your thankgiving loneliness truly drove you nuts, Ricardo Lopez. We're fucking fans of the girl, so we post hig res pics of the girl like any other celeb here... wow, truly an ad conspiracy. Now fuck off.
>>2797612
I want to collapse spent against her sweaty back
>>2797612
The Queen looking over her kingdom.
>>2797675
Well, if it's asked nicely. Here you go.
>>2797681
>>2797683
>>2797684
>>2797599
>underground board
no anon, the loser is you
>>2797599
believe what you want.
im just telling u what i experienced interning at places like sony and universal while i was studying entertainment law.
I would be okay for her to be dominant
I want to serve
>>2797746
no its not. it will but you in hell to burn forever.
Ephesians 5:22 â–º
Parallel Verses
New International Version
Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord.
>>2797756
Here, Christianon, eat this big juicy apple, and bow down to the One true Goddess already.
>>2797756
>>2797771
>implying they're not one and the same
guys pls
Is it a sin if I have thoughts about having sweaty incredible sex with the goddess
>>2797786
It's ok anon, as long as you send her your energy by jerking off to Her.
>>2797771
no thanks.
i'd rather have healthy relationships with women, that preserve my integrity and righteousness in the eyes of God.
you have fun with the wages of sin tho.
live it up :)
Romans 6:23 â–º
Parallel Verses
New International Version
For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.
>>2797786
degenerate
>>2797798
Why won't you love me Christianon, I love sweet lil' baby Jesus too.
>>2797796
I like to think that the occasions where she ponders the fact that so many men masturbate to her on a daily basis, and have spilled so much semen to her over years are caused by this energy reaching a boiling point and she flicks her bean senseless to the thought of it.
>>2797800
Cause you like to lie and cause deception and promote sin and make mockery of Gods power over all and Christ's sacrifice .
I love you but i dont approve of your actions or respect you. and i am not willing to worship or submit to a little narcissistic girl at the expense forfeiting all of my rewards of the eternal Glory of jesus christ my god.
>>2797815
Yet there's only on this thread that I see you Christianon. Would it be because you're starting to realize your heart is a little broken here, and therefore so is your worshipping ?
Besides my name is literally Kristen... for I am the true Kristos (annointed one, you can still see the Oil on many of my Holy pics actually). The eternal bliss for all my worshippers will be to lick my bare angelical feet, kiss my pure snow white neck and hug me forever and ever.
Here, let me fix your worshippin for you, sir.
>>2797836
>>2797832
>>2797815
Genesis 1:27
So God created man in his own image,
in the image of God he created him,
male and female he created them.
When I forget about her and try to be normal, my life doesn't improve. If I have to be a pathetic loser, then I'd rather be one with these feelings for her.
FOREVER.
>>2797845
â—„ Genesis 3:16 â–º
Parallel Verses
New International Version
To the woman he said, "I will make your pains in childbearing very severe; with painful labor you will give birth to children. Your desire will be for your husband, and he will rule over you."
>>2797850
>You just know I'm your lifeline, anon.
Please rub every inch of your skin against me kris10
>>2797854
Deuteronomy 22:9
You shall not sow your vineyard with two kinds of seed, lest the whole yield be defiled,
the crop that you have sown and the yield of the vineyard.
>>2797850
The bible seems like a bit of a shit book to be honest, I can't find any verses about pledging your life to an undying, unrequited love for a celebrity.
>>2797875
That mad Christianon would have burnt me alive centuries ago... Please defend me my Love.
>>2797879
I'm not going to acknowledge another's love for my angel.
>>2797875
its called "idolatry"
>>2797884
>>2797879
your burning your own self alive for eternity.
actions have future consequence. its basic physics.
>>2797885
I wonder if she has ever masturbated to a BLACKED video.
>>2797800
gonna need more like this senpai
>>2797914
>Will you let me drink your blood sweetanon ?
>>2797917
Of course my Queen, you can drink it all if you want...
>>2797924
You're so yummy my love, but I'll keep you alive though for the worshipping.
I love to be Kstew's bloodbag
>>2797950
>tfw you'll never be that shower floor
Fucks sake !
>>2797950
I just watched this movie Equals today, it's good, but rough. I love her with short hair.
>>2797612
A little bit better quality.
>>2797950
Good womanly pelvis
>>2797955
Yeah pretty much heavy movie.
The ending literally made me cry.
any Personal Shopper caps yet?
Look at all those fucks around her who let her all alone sad and cold, fucking bastards !!!
>>2797955
Does she kiss that guy in it, or worse? I don't wanna see that.
>>2797966
"Worse", lol.
>>2797966
You need to get over that if you want to enjoy quite a few great Kstew films
>>2797969
yes tummy
>>2797970
Yeah, that would probably be the normal thing to do, but I haven't been able to get over it in 10 years so I probably never will.
>>2797971
I want to rub my mouth my cock my whole body against her I want to be ONE with her and we should explode and die afterwards god I love her so much
>>2797971
Her tummy is delicious, I want to hug it while I'm kneeling
I hope I'll meet her in my dreams tonight fuck
It's so difficult though. All I can do is thinking about her and watching her holy pics literally all day long (movies make me literally cry), but she won't come anyway god why
Is she punishing me ? Maybe I do not worship her enough ?
>>2797989
>Argument for pro-choice: the post
>>2797998
Fuck you.
>>2798001
such dainty toes
they deserve pampering
>>2798003
It seems I can literally smell them from here (might just be mine though).
When you're having a damn great time with your Goddess.
>>2798240
>>2798273
>>2798274
When you just had some lewd times with your Goddess if you see what I mean.
>>2798286
I fucking hate you Kristen. I want you so bad and there's not a thing I could ever do to have you. All you are is a constant reminder of how pathetic I am. Of how unworthy even being around you would be. I fucking love you Kristen.
Reminder that she's a dumb, cheating whore and was willing to go behind the back of the person that she still says she loves to this day just to fuck this guy. This bitch isn't worth one of your feels.
>>2798328
Oh God... can you fucking robtards get a fucking life... It's been over 4 fucking years, let it go
>>2798337
I'm a Kristard. Well, was. Who she cheated on doesn't matter to me, but she cheated. Maybe you're just the kind of person that would cheat too, then by all means keep having feelings for her. But if not, I can't help but be disgusted by your lack of moral fortitude.
>>2798328
Fuck you Rob ! get over it. You had literally the sweetest woman on Earth and were not even fucking able to make her happy, then good for her she left you you glowing faggit. You're such a fag I'm almost certain that it's actually you who made her into a dyke. I bet you didn't even take care of her Holy feet.
>>2798355
>was grovelling for him to take her back after it happened
>says she still loves him
Nothing about what happened suggests that she was unhappy, only that she is an unpleasant whore. Maybe the thought of doing the wrong thing and cheating got her excited and horny enough to actually go through with it, and that was her only motivation. Some woman, huh?
>>2798355
Disgusting big feet
>>2798328
>>2798355
Yeah there's no way the whole relationship was just a media story to promote first twilight then snowwhite while simultaneously covering up her sexual orientation.
The serious journalists at TMZ would never lie to you.
>>2798364
>7.5(US)
>big
Now GTFO deepshit.
>>2798370
Just look into her eyes. You know they
>>2798370
Why would he take part in that and have his wife divorce him?
Face it, the only cover up is his groin covered up by her butt.
>>2798374
Because he is so very obviously gay/bi himself.
You really think the patterson - the guy from twilight who could literally have any high school girl eat his ass by shooting her a smirk - would be going out with that tattooed nigger dj otherwise?
A huge amount of celebrity "relationships" are just a means to an end.
So does she suffer a lot in American Ultra ? not sure I could watch this.
>>2798397
Why not?
>>2798402
It's not nice seeing your waifu get hurt, even if it's just pretend.
>>2798402
>loving her
>wanting to see her get hurt
Dude I'm sorry but u're really starting to sound heretic there.
>>2798407
>>2798406
It's just a movie, a fictional story, you idiots.
Don't justify your retardation by love to Kristen.
>>2798371
>7.5
Awful
>>2798418
When I did all the screencaps of Still Alice I just fucking cried watching her crying, sorry you have no soul and that you do not truly love Her.
Do you guys think she has ever been fucked in the ass? Or at least used her fingers or toys?
>>2798440
Well she's a dyke so yeah
>>2798443
Why would being a dyke mean guaranteed anal?
>>2798429
I didn't say that it's easy for me to watch such scenes with Kristen, of course it's not very pleasant and it hurts sometimes. I'm just saying that fear of such scenes or your feelings about them - it's very silly excuse not to see her films. This shows person's emotional immaturity, his unreadiness for real feelings.
I want her to despise me.
>>2798462
im indifferent towards you. if thats any consolation.
>>2798303
Kek
>>2798465
God yes I'm at your feet.
>tfw VR will not reach a point where you can fully interact with a KStew indistinguishable from the real thing within your lifetime
>>2798476
It fucking could actually, I mean at least a CGI Kstew like they did for Ellen Page... it fucking could ! but she'll certainly remain in the indie market anyway. We won't get it because of her, not because of the technology limits.
>tfw that guy on Skyrim Nexus mods website never did an actual Skryim Kstew companion, but just the textures, that is the closest thing we could have as a virtual Kstew
Any modder here ? oh my god we could even put real lines from her in her skyrim character !
https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/25377
>>2798473
that sentiment means nothing to me as i interpret it as a gross emotional over exaggeration stemming from your acute loneliness .
>>2798488
My heart. Beautiful dubs confirm your sweet cruelty (and foresight), and I love you even more.
>>2798440
Holy shit
I want to push my face up there!
>>2798499
get in line.
I'm not sharing her with any of you ;)
>>2798563
yea , maybe in your dreams .
>>2798598
>tfw the two of us will never run away from everything and get married in Vegas and live happily ever after
>>2798609
I think it's romantic. Like something out of a Tarantino movie.
God... eyes wet.
>>2798625
I don't care if it's weird, I find her hands incredibly sexy.
>tfw no troubled romance in some dystopia with boyish Kstew
>>2798632
Of course they are, here anon, have some more Kstews hands porn.
>dat sexy big vein
>tfw she'll never look at you like that
Fuck... I'd better not think too much about it or else
>>2798637
>not this one
troubling development, fampai
>that awful feel when you know you'll never ever wake up to watch her sleep like that, like the angel she is...
How can't you possibly cry ?
Noooooooooooooo
>BLISS
>>2798653
Delete this.
>>2798655
>never, and I repeat NEVER as I have to tell it to myself too, will you feel her tiny angel fingers caressing your hand on a comfy Sunday morning
And that's a feel we obviously all have to deal with here and that's why we should face such pics anon.
>>2798662
Yellow Handerchief?
I like all her ballet stretching in that movie
She's so flexiblee
>>2798702
Yep (^_^)
>>2798707
It seems that being in a role in a Harry Potter movie gives you a slightly increased chance to kiss her
>>2798653
>>2798655
Now, I've made it better. Everything is fine now.
>>2798714
Lol
Bump limit in three days, not bad.
>>2798733
[spoiler]its not a race[/spoiler]
>>2798735
I know, so what?
I really enjoyed this thread
>>2798733
Just imagine your balls hitting that chin as you deepthroat her.
hey anon i am bored...