Mary Elizabeth Winstead or MEW

>>2695381
Overrated cunt

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why does she wear eye contacts?

is she insecure of her shitskin eyes?

psot high res instagram pics pls

>>2695385

>early hours of morning PST

Every time.

>>2695400
I AM OUT OF MELATONIN

>>2695385
>every thread
>same cancerous shitposter
>same copypasta

just kill yourself already

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she's a W H O R E

>>2695433
You JUST know...

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Once again asking anons about Mary's ass photos from the Batman vs Superman Premiere set.
The only ones I have found are very low res (picrelated is them, upscaled), trying to find high resolution with no success.

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>>2695389
Ellen/Amanda Ripley when

>>2695488
The only hi-res shots I've seen are from the front.
These are the first shots of her ass from that premiere that I've seen.

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>>2695727
Damn.
There needs to be a very rich person who would be willing to spend a large portion of his money by registering on sites that sell these photos and dumping them for free. Fantastic investment, I know, but I want to dream, damn it.
I'm surprised there isn't even a website for multiple people to split the price of such accounts and own/dump it together.

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>no thread themesong
you had one job, OP

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>>2695739
i'm sorry

I still listen to Heavenly almost daily.

>>2695751
you JUST know

this is how my ideal woman looks like

oh well...

>>2695739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfmkgQRmmeE

>>2695903
>Brown Eyed Girl

stop this eyefag meme pls

>>2695778
I'm ok with that, Dan the Automator's a cool guy.

she has purty eyes tbj

how do I compliment big brown eyes, /MEW/?

i want to be balls deep in her god tier ass

>>2696010
don't be lewd pls

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>>2695403

I know that feel.

I can almost forgive you for insulting MEW's eyes so much. Buy an extra bottle next time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEcFkotqHg8

more pics showcasing her disgusting brown eyes pls

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A reminder that the eye autist replies to his own posts, since no one else would give him attention.

>>2696098
no I don't

>>2695404
Just stop replying to him ever, and he'll get bored. He wants (You)s.

I would like to be the air
that inhabits her for a moment
only. I would like to be that unnoticed
& that necessary.

>>2696396
is this a poem?

>>2695403
>>2696039


got a new bottle of Melatonin

let's see if it works

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>>2696402

Yes. I wish I wrote it.

>>2696663

Good luck. Try praying to the spirit of MEW for forgiveness and blissful rest.

>>2696675
more like WEW

>>2696675
she's wearing eye contacts agaaaaaain

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXVxR9Hf0hs

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can anybody make webms from this 1999 movie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KsBBIffb-g

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>>2697444
she's in it btw
so much denim


also, why are .webm uploads so complicated? I tried making one but it said that the resolution was too large

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>>2697458
part 2

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>>2697469
>>2697470

these aren't warped are they?

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eyes

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>>2697525
I want her to physically abuse me like that. Is this normal?

>>2697546
Moar delicious legs

>>2697602
>>2697546
Dress isn't short enough damn it

why does she always appear in shihtty movies?

can't she do better

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>>2697602

>>2697908

Are girls expected to walk in shoes like those?

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>>2697910
Yes, because patriarchy :^)

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>>2697602

>>2697914
her eyes goes really well with her hair

is she a feminist?

>>2697910
Yes. Women need to wear heels everywhere

>>2698259
This.

>>2697911

Even by the standards of high heels those look rough, they look like fucking ballet boots. Look at her feet, she's walking almost on tip toes. Yeah it's hot as fuck but I wouldn't want my precious mew to have to actually walk in those farther than the distance between the shoe closet and the bed. I want her to take care of her feets so they stay pretty and don't get all screwed up.

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>>2698262
>I want her to take care of her feets so they stay pretty and don't get all screwed up.
I completely agree, but something tells me girls aren't going to stop wearing heels any time soon.

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Need more legs.

>>2698319
more from this set?

>>2698262
Pedicures and foot baths. Everything will be fine

>>2698343
It's been posted a million times, so you get a link: https://imgur.com/a/FBzLn

>>2698370
Sure, but what about bones and stuff? Aren't they harmed too?

>>2698387
Ever notice how some girls wear heels that look to big? that's why so their feets don't get fucked up

>>2698387
>what about bones and stuff
Just google this shit. Nothing pleasant from wearing high heels all the time.

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is it possible to compliment browneyes?

>>2699180
lmao well memed

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>>2699180
I don't know. I think brown eyes are cute, cozy and warm.

>>2699419
Fagot that is not a meme

>>2695381
I want to make love to her feets

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>>2700027

>>2700036
chicken skin

any pics where she's modestly dressed?

That ending to last nights episode of Braindead.

When she was laying there with her head against the pillow. The cute look on her face. God Damn.

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>>2700222

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She's a giant in this show.

>>2700353
Dem legs

>>2700351
i-is she cumming?

>>2700351
My life sucks.

>>2700414
why do you say that, anon?

>>2700415
cause no MEW

>>2700421
I feel you

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webums pls

just made pic related

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>>2700414
>>2700421

Life is a vale of tears.

>that scene on braindead where she makes out with the guy, and later get spitsroasted

is hher husband a legit cuck?

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>how did she and her husband meet, anon?

They were on a cruise together in their teens and he caught her eye, apparently she stalked him around the ship and basically initiated their relationship.

>>2700594

Hold on for a minute anon, what scene are you talking about exactly?

>>2701038
Fuck you photoshop man

>>2700594
Gonna need a webm of this.

>>2701170
top tier eyes

>>2695488
Anyone had any luck finding hi-res pictures of these?

Her ass is incredible these days.

>>2701529
>Her ass is incredible these days.
http://66.media.tumblr.com/a98090f1c64b25bda3a64ba6cc2edcc7/tumblr_mq94q9Km1L1runkeeo1_250.gif

is The Thing (2011) worth watching?

>>2701052
>>2701429
jesus.

>>2702124
yeah, at least for me. far worse than the original but it has legit creepy moments.

and MEW, of course. just keep your expectations low.

>>2700351
she will NEVER even know you exist

>>2696774
Can't I just sit in on this and watch and drink af ew beers.

>>2702124
yes. essential mew-core. also a solid movie on its own--though there's no sexy mew stuff.

>>2700351
>>2700353
>>2700581
>>2700654
>>2701170
Thanks! Could someone do some HQ WEBM's of her butt? She has a few nice shots in "10 Cloverfield Lane".

more pics/webms pls

>>2702580
more pls

>>2702580
>tfw teen MEW will never be your hs gf

>>2702630
>tfw teen mew never took your virginity in high school

>>2702580
>oh, man
>I can't wait to be a failed actress when I grow up

>>2702776
>failed actress

She's the star of a new show produced by Ridley Scott. Do you even?

>>2702798
That doesn't count because if it did it would completely destroy my point.

>>2702888
zozzle'd.

seruuisly whats wrong with her EYES

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any /fit/ pics?

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she's getting old

anybody got an /hr/ webm of her dancing?

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>#tbt 14 year old me at one of my first photo shoots, 1999.

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>Was nominated for the @wearealluncool project by @lesliealejandro and this is my entry!
>1- no matter how old I get, I still feel like a teenager in high school when it comes to social anxiety. I have to force myself not to clam up and remind myself that people aren’t so scary.
>2- I used to hate my eye color and wore color contacts every day. It’s so silly to me now, since it seems my brown eyes are a huge asset to me in my career.
>3- I still struggle to accept my body. I’ve always been self conscious of my hips and thighs and as a teenager I was really embarrassed by my shape. When I look back at old pictures, I think I looked great! I try to remind myself of that on days when I don’t feel so hot. ………I nominate @amandaccrew @leahdianegibson @ellewongster and @dpanabaker

holy fuck

I was right

she wore eye contacts because she's insecure of her [spoiler]shitskin eyes[/spoiler]

>>2703300
You're still going on with this bullshit? Fuck you're autistic

>>2703300
>social anxiety

I don't buy this for a second, she probably had people fawning over her since she was in middle school. I don't understand why so many actresses (and some actors) have to pretend that they were "just like you!" when they were kids.

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>>2703248
>>2703300
>was literally paid for being pretty starting from the age of 14
>"i struggle to accept my body"

lol ok

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less bullying

more MEWposting

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wife

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femlettes

when will they learn

>>2703304
>child actor
>homeschooled
>in Utah

Probably some truth to it.

>>2703304
Given that we're on 4chan, you -like most of us - were probably too wrapped up in your own socially awkward struggle to avoid being bullied into suicide in high school to notice how other people were actually treated.

That weird thing in movies where a clearly attractive person is treated like scum by the less attractive popular kids, simply for not having the right socio-economic background? That retarded shit happens in real life. The prettiest girl in my school lived in a trailer park and the popular kids treated her like she was an AIDS-riddled warthog. She ended up getting hooked on H and pregnant to a gang-banger by 19, because despite having model looks she was told by everyone that she was ugly and worthless and deserved nothing better.

And it happens in reverse, too. Look at Paris Hilton. Tiny tits, face like a smashed crab, but she's got the right name and social circle and bank account so people acted like she was the hottest shit around. Fuck,m for a time Sarah Jessica Parker was considered one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood. Sarah Jessica Broodmare Parker.

tl,dr: Real life makes it clear that actual beauty doesn't mean shit. Perception is king.

>>2703390
right you are man, i've met plenty of qts who did not fit into the plebeian subhuman high school society. they were also brighter than the surrounding LCD white trash! i'd reckon that in most social spaces, status and hierarchical position matters much more than appearance. and ugly bitches who have attained that position are deadly envious towards pretty competition...

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>You will never hug MEW knowing she will never leave your side and you will spend the rest of your life loving her and being loved by her

i want off of this ride

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just look at those big brown eyes, and adam's apple

any more pics of her butt?

>>2703419
JDIMSA

>>2703564
There is no adam's apple there you dumbass.

>>2704098
it's an obvious, extremely retarded bait, dude

>>2703419
Are you trying to get me to kill myself?

anybody has some highres from the new Michael Donovan shoot?

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anybody got more webms?

does anybody have the original sauce for this vid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rICI8EO6R2k

>>2704956
It's just one search away, you fag
https://vimeo.com/37068201

>>2705031
no u

why did this brown-eye look so fat in The Thing (2011)?

>>2705042
because you're blind

>>2705042
In English this time please

>>2705031
What a cute round face.

more casual pics pls

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she looks cute fat

>>2705648
She's not fat.

>>2705777
she eats bread tho

>>2705783
I'd eat her

>>2705783
Bread makes you fat!?!?!

>>2705824
Kek'd hard

is she jewish?

>>2706088
No.

>>2700793
Seriously?

any more pics that accentuate her height?

>>2703240
Shes aging amazingly, imo she looks better now than when younger. Very rare case, and you can see she'll be one of those unbelievable hot milfs.

>>2706387
>imo she looks better now than when younger
Same shit for me.

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post yfw this brown-eyed-dame got black-cocked in Venice

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how would you feel if you waifu (or mommy) got BLACKED in her younger years?

>>2706448

Youthful indiscretion.

>>2706448
Mommy is dead, and waifu doesn't even know about my existence. Who cares.

>>2706448
>>2706447
Autism leak detected

>>2706447
is that mos def?

>>2706673
who else would it be

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any more pics of her wearing flats?

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love her brown eyes

>>2707140
Flats are disgusting

>>2706673
No, its Will Smith

>>2707172
aka, you're a faggot

>>2707263
You make me sick

>>2707497
im pretty sure the mirror makes you sick more than i do. asses look better in flat shoes.

>>2707502
No they don't. Fat and ugly girls wear flats a real woman wears heels

>>2707504
You've never been outside the house, have you?

>>2707513
I'm outside right now

>>2707526
Then look at all the nice asses from girls in flats and sneakers, and look at the flattened ones from girls in heels.

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pls stop fighting

i come here to get away from the pain

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also, just made this webm

>>2707541
You're confused. A woman's ass, legs and feets look better in heels

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what's wrong with her eyes
?

>>2707736

Can't sleep?

>>2707745
pls don't bully me

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I guess I'll leave this thread for a few months until autists leave and file to post count ratio will go over 0.5.
Bye, you fucks.

>>2707758
what
why

>>2707736
Why are you autistic?

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any of you seen the movie where she gets BLACKED?

is it worth seeing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxhBhfsAtOQ

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>>2707758

I'm sorry OP. It's just hard to find hr that hasn't already been posted 40 million times. She's also a classy girl and there are far, far, too few lewds. It's no excuse, I'll try to make more of an effort. ;_;

Can somebody share the set where she has a tight blue dress?

>>2708400
We already have those

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>left for a day
>nobody posted top tier insta pic
you guys are horrible at this

>>2708887
jesus christ

>>2708887
dat cute hair...

do you have any pics where her hair is blowing?

>>2708887
how do I download insta pics?

>>2708887
ayy

>>2708897
Go to the post of your choosing, then right-click, select "View Page Info", choose the "Media" tab, find the image on the list (there'll be a preview at the bottom), choose "Save As..." and there ya go.

(this is on Firefox, I dunno if it's the same on Chrome or any other browser)

>>2708918
thanks, sweetie

>>2708933
http://www.dinsta.com/

>>2708887
hmmmm one of her nostrils is bigger than the other

>>2708978
really makes you think

>>2708992
why would she have to yell at bruce willis?

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love her eyes

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>>2709092
love her eyes 2

>>2708995

bruce willis is a grumpy asshole IRL

>>2709092
>>2709093
Yech those are nigger eyes...brown eyes are much prettier

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If you were locked in an apartment with MEW for a week with a steady supply of food, water, and clean towels, what sort of activities would you do together? Anything lewd?

>>2709131
MEW is going to die soon. Screencap this.

>>2709093
no

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BLACKED her hair

>>2709142
now tan her skin, and she's the perfect nigger.

>>2708887
there already is a Björk thread

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>tfw she will never beat me up after I relentlessly bully her for having shitskin eyes

>>2708992
Oh. I had no idea she could speak german.

>>2709231
>complaining about brown eyes
geddaloadadisfaggot

>>2709092
>>2709093
much, much worse

wonder how her husband feels whenever she fictionally sleeps with someone on screen

so did she get infected?

>>2709131
I'd have her fuck me with a strap on.

anybody got more webms?

>>2708496
I don't, do you mind sharing them?

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visible footsweat on the clear part

>>2709142
>shit tier blue eyes
I threw up in my mouth

>>2709881
pleb

>>2709131
>Anything lewd?
Only things that are lewd, even hand holding

>>2709855
Almost vertical!

Where are the nudes?

>>2705042
Fat in Africa, maybe

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>>2709354
She can't, the magazine has just translated it.

If she could, I'd kidnap her and Diane Kruger and force them to dress up as Nazis and shout at me in German while stepping on my balls.

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>>2710202
Foto de As Loucuras de Charlie - As Loucuras de Charlie : Foto - AdoroCinema

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>>2710204
In english pls m8.

Also I downloaded that film but the reviews are universally horrendous so I haven't gotten around to watching it, despite the awesome waifu material. Can anyone recommend watching despite poor ratings?

any more high res pics with Katheryn Winnick?

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lads I can't sleep

even worse I'm sick

pls send help

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she will die in your lifetime

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anybody got the full set of pic related?

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her eyes are like honey

>>2710217
Honey aren't that brown. They are more like poop.

>>2710202
>the magazine just translated it.
Why the fuck would they translate it to german if she already speaks english?

>>2710337
Cause it was a German magazine dumbass. You do know other countries have magazines right?

>>2710365
I googled the image and it's from FHM magazine. That's a british magazine, retard. Not a german one.

>>2710216
Holy fuck

>>2710366
Look at the image. Now look in the right bottom corner.
>MEHR BILDER UND VIDEOS GIBT'S BEI FHM MOBILE!
It's from the German copy of FHM you mentally impaired dumb shit. Magazines are released in various countries, and when they are they're translated into the language of those countries. Please kill yourself and spare our species you continued retardation.

>>2695383
she's beautiful though. overrated actress for sure though. she pretty shit at acting..

>>2710428
That interview isn't on the UK/US version, dumbass. It's only on the german copy, so they didn't translate shit.

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>>2710603

They didn't publish the interview in the UK/US version, they only published it in the German edition. That's why it's translated. The same magazine in different countries will have different content. For example Maxim Korea has mostly ching chong models in it, even if Maxim USA doesn't.

Just google "Can Mary Elizabeth Winstead speak German" and see for yourself. Spoiler: she can't. Not even the guy you were replying to but holy shit you are retarded.

>>2710637
You should learn to read before you call other people retarded, because you just proved my point, retard.

If Maxim Korea has asian models, and Maxim USA doesn't, then FHM USA interviews in english and FHM Germany interviews in German.

I hope that's simple enough to get through your dense skull. FHM Germany interviews german celebrities and foreign celebrities that can speak the language.

>>2710643
>FHM Germany interviews in German
Not if the interviewee can't speak it. Plenty of Germans speak English so it would not be hard for the magazine to do an interview in English.

>FHM Germany interviews german celebrities and foreign celebrities that can speak the language.
No, they interview anyone famous enough to warrant an article in the magazine. Their readers are interested in plenty of people who don't speak German. Just like American magazine readers are interested in foreign celebrities who do not necessarily speak good English.

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>>2710643
You are either a full blown retard or a troll with a sever head injury. They interviewed her for the english version then translated it for the german version. It happens all the time, anyone past elementary school know this.

>english version
>literally the same pose
>english text instead of german
>it was just translated retard
Kill yourself.

>>2710662
Well if germans speak english then they wouldn't waste money translating it...

>>2710665
I don't know german, but I'm pretty sure she was talking about Bruce Willis in the german interview. So it still doesn't seem translated, dumbfuck.

I guess she did 2 interviews?

>>2710670
Reading in a second language is more effort than reading in your native language, so Germans would prefer it to be in German even if they knew English. And not all Germans speak English, I was only saying that it would be easy to find a staff member who could speak it (who would also be able to translate it on the spot). Come on man, just drop this.

Why is her CBS show not free to watch?

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>>2710643
>>2710670

>you share a board with someone THIS fucking dense

Holy shit.

>>2710704

Because CBS has their own streaming service now and wants you to pay for it. The newest episode is free to watch until the next one airs, then it goes behind the paywall.

>>2710670
>>2710366

Holy hell! How can a human being be this fucking stupid. This guy is taking "going full retard" to a new level.

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>>2710712
You guys must be some special kind of autists if you can't fucking realize it's not translated. Like I said, I don't speak german, but I don't need to be a genius to understand she's talking about Bruce Willis in the german version, while in the english one she talks about wearing heels.

She obviously did two separate interviews, retards.

>>2710712
Let's assume he was trolling and that he's not really that stupid. I'll sleep better at night, then.

>>2710920
Her pads look dirty.

>>2710643
>FHM Germany interviews german celebrities and foreign celebrities that can speak the language.
Ahahahah dumb fucking retard, ever heard of TRANSLATORS? You know, people that TRANSLATE what the interviewer is saying and what the celeb is saying back?

Holy fuck this post got me mad. How can people be this stupid and still allowed on the internet?

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Is it true that the reason why she's so tall is because she used to be a boy?

>>2710706
So they don't want us to actually watch their shows? Not very smart.

>>2710209
>reviews are universally horrendous
>he looks at reviews

>>2711067
There are short boys, you know.

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>>2711015

Or they reused the picture for two separate articles. Or it's the same article but the editor decided that a blown up quote about MEWs sexy legs would appeal more to English readers than a quote about Bruce Willis. Magazine editors carefully choose articles and formats that they think will appeal most to their readers. What works in Germany might not work in the UK and vice versa.

For example Time magazine has different covers in the US than everywhere else, because Americans don't like reading bad news that casts America in a bad light.

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Me [spoiler]in the middle[/spoiler]

>>2711015
It was either two separate interviews (the German one with a translator for her) or one long interview that they used different parts of for different countries issues. That's how interviews are done retard, they don't post the entire fucking thing in the magazine, just the parts they think the readers will find interesting in that countries market. Just like they don't post every fucking picture they took of her in the magazine, just the ones they liked best.

But one thing is beyond clear: Mary Elizabeth Winstead doesn't fucking speak German. They took what she said in English then translated it to German when they printed the German FHM. If you can't understand this you are a new level of autistic not yet know to modern psychology.

>>2711246
what do their posture suggest?

>>2711246
so, ummm

anybody got more pics where she's wearing a pencil skirt?

>>2711219
>Or they reused the picture for two separate articles.
Now we we are getting somewhere, that's exactly what I've been saying all along, but the illiterate dumbshits of this board have zero reading comprehension. It was two separate interviews; it's not that they translated it.

>>2711251
Germany has their own celebrities, retard. Just look at that Lena Meyer girl, she has a thread here. They wouldn't waste all that money in translators when they can just interview german speakers. If MEW didn't know german but they still really wanted her to be in it, they could just use the interview she did in english, since germans understand english.

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>>2711318
>Germany has their own celebrities

>>2711246
>those legs
Muh penus

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>>2711318
>Germany has their own celebrities

Are you seriously attempting to say that since Germany has its own celebrities they're somehow not interested in ones from other countries? We have a Léa Seydoux thread too, you think Frenchfags are the only ones posting in it you fucking dunce?

>They wouldn't waste all that money in translators

A magazine published in literally dozens of countries can't afford to hire a few translators? Not to mention, how many do you think it would take? It's FHM, they probably talked to her for twenty minutes at most. Weeaboos get their tv shit fansubbed in less than a day. Do the math.

>since germans understand english

You say that as if 100% of the German populace is wholly fluent in English. Perhaps FHM Germany understands you don't make assumptions about your audience. There's a reason Hollywood films are still dubbed when they get released in Germany, and I assure you it costs a shit ton more to dub a feature film than it does to translate a magazine article.

>>2711376
qt

>>2711376
>Wasting time arguing with this guy

>>2711475
i know. he was obviously the "shitskin eyes" guy, and he wanted to get this thread to the bump limit.

>>2711496
shitskin eye guy here

no. that was not me

>>2711318
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>>2711015
Obvious troll is obvious.

>>2711318
2/10 bait. Kindly go jump out a window.

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new thread when?

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post yfw the show gets cancelled

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r8 this new webm I made

>>2711376
Many of the posters in the Lea Seydoux thread seem french, because they are circlejerking around the Front National thing and discussing /pol/. Also, I know there are other posters from other countries there, but that's just because she's hot and they just care about the images... not because they want to read interviews about her on a magazine or some gossip shit like that. Only frenchies would care about that.

>>2711626
get better quality source, this one is awful

new thread

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>>2711626
the butt muscle they used to make her glass eye move is weakening. it moves slightly slower than her only real eye.

>>2711819
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>>2712187

wtf why was it beleted?

>>2712192
I reported it because OP only put one pic

I hated doing it because I love MEW, but I make no exceptions to this rule (it's the only time I report aswell; spammers, racists, etc I just ignore). If you're not providing content then don't push other threads into the abyss...

>>2712203
i hope you got bullied a lot in school, you double nigger.

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