>order pizza >pizza delivery boy so hot >pretend throat

This is the most autistic thing I've ever read

>>1567410
Its definitely creepy and embarrassing

oh my g od HAHAHA

Well your address is probably blacklisted now.

>>1567403
Now i'm hungry, but i have no money.
Thanks!

Degenerate at fuck.

>>1567403
Yeah and what happened please continue

>>1567403
Jesus and I thought I could be awkward around attractive men. Usually I just fumble over my words, this is a whole new level

>>1567403
Even straight to DVD porn dialogue with unneeded puns about "extra sausage" is better than that.

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>>1567478
>>1567479
>>1567498
>>1567625
i'm desperate, actually. deeply in closet. and very horny.

>>1567485
he still comes. i give a very big tip.

>>1567495
sorry to hear that. i know the feel. used to be in a very very tight budget. sometimes have biscuits only for dinner.

>>1567499
that's all, sorry. irl anyway. in my dreams he makes an excuse to come in like need to use toilet and i close door and when i turn around he kisses me and we take off our clothes and i fuck him.

>>1567526
i've gotten good at covering. pretending not to look and be not interested in hot guys. but many times i'm internally screaming omg he's so handsome.

>>1567653
why didn't you have sex with him? like, what are you waiting for?

>>1567657

because i'm very very deep in closet. ;_;

>>1567666
hang out with him
also devil check

>>1567653
>i give a very big tip.

Try giving him the other tip.
The tip of ya dick.

>>1567657
He literally just delivered his pizza. Sex wasn't even considered outside of OP's fantasies.

Also let's be honest now, op likely isn't much of a catch to get the hot pizza boy to bend over.

>>1567666
You don't have to broadcast your gayness to the world if you want to fuck a guy you know.

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>>1567890
>>1567742

i'm terrified that he'll tell someone and it will eventually reach my family. i know it's unlikely but i'm just too scared it might happen. actually, even if it doesn't reach my family his telling someone else scares me.

>>1567795

i am handsome, actually, but too scared to try getting a guy to bend over. and if you don't believe me, i'm ok with that i understand.

a boy once kissed me on the lips and tried to fondle my dick. i was visiting my cousin and the boy was one of the neighborhood kids and younger than me. i was already aware i was gay and was deep in closet and he kissed me in front of two boys (older than me) who were looking on and since it was in front of others i panicked and pretended i was not interested in kissing boys. i sometimes wonder if i should have kissed back but i also suspect that the older boys were messing with me and told the younger boy to kiss me. i don't know. the boy who kissed me and the older boys were hot though. maybe the older boys were really interested in me and was using the younger boy to find out if i'm also interested in boys. oh well.

>>1567693

lol didn't notice the devil numbers. does he own my soul now? can't think of a way to hang out with him. making small talk and asking him if he's interested in this or that might make him suspect i'm crushing on him.

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>>1567894
>I am handsome, actually
Can't go around making claims like that without proof bud. Face pic, ROIGHT FACKING NOW.

>>1567742
KEK

>>1567894
act drunk or something so you could blame it on alcohol.

Omg get over yourself. No one's opinion of you matters if you man the hell up and take control of your life. The world will not stop spinning because someone knows you're gay. That closet mentality is what makes you do stupid shit like this. You're gay, accept it and quit hiding. In other words.. Grow the fuck up

You're literally choosing to look like a fucking retarded piece of shit rather than be gay.... Kys

>>1567403
Are you actually autistic? Why do it like this? Why not just ask him or hit on him?

>>1568447
This cannot possibly be emphasized enough.

>>1568030
This. So much this. Accept yourself OP. Don't be a coward.

>>1568463
Straight fags in denial are a truly incredibly thing. The lengths they go to to delude themselves and try to act on their feelings without admitting it is ridiculous.

Did you get his number OP? Can you contact him somehow and let him know you're interested? What do you have to lose.

>>1567403

I go to a Starbucks an hour drive away even though there are several a lot nearer because there's this very hot boy working there.

>socially retarded confessions thread

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>walking down street
>teenboy skaters pass by
>one skater bumps into me from behind
>turn around to yell angrily
>he's hot and shirtless
>stammer apologize instead
>hurry home to fap while handsome face and hot shirtless bod and feel of shirtless bod when he crashed onto me still fresh in my mind
>angry at myself not being shirtless that day ;_; feel of his shirtless bod on my skin when he bumped onto me would have been orgasmic

>>1567403
>somebody with a sore throat gets in my face
>brushes against my skin several times
Immediate punching in face begins, plus "get off me fag"

>>1567894
You know Alex later came out as gay right?

>>1567894
Needs mommas allowance to fuck

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>>1567403
>pretend throat hurts can't talk properly can only whisper

>>1569336
>being 12