Monster Dildos

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fuck

>>1561575

ITT: how to permanently destroy your asshole and never be satisfied by a real human cock

You need to spend less time on the internet.

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>>1561581
please let there be a video

anyone know any good inflatable dildos?

>>1561590
https://xhamster.com/movies/2012485/13_5_inch_monster_dildo_anal_2.html
>>1561588
I know :( but it's just so fucking amazing lol.

>>1561588
I found it interesting to watch, as same with fisting, but I'm not willing to try it

https://xhamster.com/movies/7496713/twink_vs_monster_dildos.html

>>1561627
>not posting his xtube
https://www.xtube.com/profile/Mickebttm93-23054492#videos

>>1561627
I love his pumped up balls too.

>when this is your greatest fetish but you don't want to act on it because you worry nobody will want your loose asshole afterwards and you'll probably die alone surrounded by your thousands of dollars worth of dildos

I'm just going to hold out hope that the guy I end up with is into this

>>1561588
This is my fear. I love seeing guys being a total whore and taking giant shit up their asses and it turns on my own slut thoughts. But I'd hate the idea of my ass getting blown out and turning into a giant cave. With my current elasticity I can enjoy most dick girths unless they're super pencils. Why would I want to lose that?

>>1561668
What the fuck is wrong with his balls?

>>1561582
video pls

>>1561602
>>1561606
>>1561826
because you still have a prostate, no matter how lose your asshole is you will feel pleasure fucking retards

>>1561575
>Skinny twink.

post pics

>>1561575
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>>1561577
Ok but like are there normal person sized versions of this dildo. One of the most human looking dildos I've seen

>>1561855
>https://xhamster.com/movies/7496713/twink_vs_monster_dildos.html

yeah, but when does getting larger and larger dildos stop? I can see experimenting with a 9'' human proportioned dildo, but when you get to those monstrous horse sizes are you truly feeling any more euphoric than someone getting off with a 6'' dildo?

I work in healthcare and the majorty of old folks with "incontinence" issues typically admit that they pleasure themselves with some pretty large objects. These are moslly old ladies so maybe its different for them, but still....is that what you want? to have to wear a diaper when you're 60 becaue you ass is gaped so large that it takes effort and strict concentration to hold in a shit?

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>>1561902
Exactly, I rather poop normaly

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>>1561855
>>1561902
There's also the fact that I'm worried about potential partners. I've fucked guys that are looser and it just doesn't feel as good around my dick as tighter guys do. I pride myself on being a fun fuck, and I know guys enjoy how tight my ass can be. Why would I ruin it when I feel adequate pleasure with human cocks instead of Bad Dragons?

>MFW I knew a highschool virgin kid in a Discord chat I used to go to that secretly ordered a Bad Dragon animal cock to his house and fucked himself with it when his parents weren't around.

>>1561954
i dont get these faggots that think that asses work like that. Do you think people who are able to do the splits stop being able to walk properly? extending the range of your muscles doesnt stop you being able to contract them,.

>>1561996
>monster dildos

Anyone got anymore twinks taking huge stuff?

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>>1561902
>I work in healthcare and the majorty of old folks with "incontinence" issues typically admit that they pleasure themselves with some pretty large objects.

>>1562275
Maybe not the majority, but I know from my days of volunteering that old people can be kinkier than you'd think.

>>1561997
DDDDDDDD:

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>>1563139
you don't need to post 20 versions of the same shitty webm
just pic the best one and post it

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love big dildos up my bum

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>>1563178


Added a huge one from somebody

>>1563180

Taken all of them except the XL Chance and the gold/purple Austin

>>1561997
whoa, any more?

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This is my favorite of all time. It's just too damned big, though, the diameter is about 46 millimeters.

I can never find dildos with deep ripples like this and I have searched and searched. I'm damned near about to make one myself through the magic of 3D printing a mold and getting some platinum-cure silicone.

We need more twinks taking huge stuff
https://xhamster.com/movies/7686010/horsing_around.html

Buying jake Orion's dildo was one of the best decisions of my life. I'm afraid to go any bigger though.

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>>1563471
4.6 cm in diameter? That's not even much more than the average penis.

I got pretty quickly to the point where I could relax my sphincter to it's maximum, which is about 7-8 cm in diameter. Despite using big dildos regularily, I never really got beyond that, and I'm perfectly fine with it. It's enough to enjoy fisting if done carefully, and my ass feels no different than before.

What you all call a "tight" ass is just the inexperienced sphincter cramping.

>>1561575
ouch

>>1563955
I'm forty-seven. I've been putting things up my butt since I was thirteen. I've enough experience.

I don't want to get to the huge category, in any case.

>>1561627
>once thought I was a size queen
the fucking horrified fascination on my face right now

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my latest one

>>1561575
I've completely destroyed my ass fuckin myself after some speed or weed, but even now it's cool to serve a real cock after usin stuff. it's some kind of fetish

>>1565804
Sucks for you, thats why you dont be dumb with giant dildos

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>>1561582

>>1561898
It's apparently a homemade one:
https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/2078977/34158367

>>1561997
How does that even work without rupturing your internal organs?

>>1562275
What, you think you stop being a horny fuck just because you get old?

>>1566188
Practice + horny-ness

>>1565839
your reading is wrong. I said that I'm still enjoy when somebody enjoys my ass

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>>1566189
Yes,
generally testosterone levels decrease with age resulting in a cessation of the desire to be a horny fuck

>>1566628
True but it's not the same for everyone, some people lose much less at an older age and still have a solid sex drive.

>>1566188
It follows the curvature of your colon. It doesn't go straight through.

>>1566827
that's like saying your penis follows the curvature of a condom when you put it on.
the viscera move out of the way.
yes, you can cause bruising and other damage if you're not careful.
fucking yourself with huge objects is not healthy in the long term.

t. medical professional

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>thread full of retards
People get incontinent because it's part of getting old, and cause of health and dietary issues. If you warm up beforehand and do kegels afterwards you can retain your strength whilst gaining elasticity, you're only really at severe risk if you do it constantly and so fast you tear something.

Live a little you bunch of squares.

>>1561902
>Elderly people with embarrassing health issues are itching to justify it by admitting to weird sexual acts
Of all the things that happened, this happened the most.

>>1566189
>What, you think you stop being a horny fuck just because you get old?
You think real people brag about getting fisted when they get old?

>>1561762
Get over yourself. Enjoy it or don't do it.

>>1565804
lemme see

>>1567174
>whilst
opinion discarded
only morons use that word

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>>1567777
>not posting porn
>not contributing to discussion
>pettiest ad hominem ever
Easily the biggest waste of quads I've ever seen.

>>1568778
Imagine you're this guy, hanging out with some of your "normal" friends and while wearing some stretchy pants. You fall and land on some object, may it be a basketball and it just disappears into your asshole. How do you explain this shit or do you just make new friends with this party trick?

>>1568794
Did you fall and land on a marble and it just disappeared into your asshole?

>>1568855
Lol

>>1568794
I'm fucking dead

>>1568778
Oh it's this guy... so I guess his Prince Albert either ripped or he just moved on to a meatautomy or w/e... He also does saline injections too.

http://www.gayboystube.com/video/626859/big-dildo
http://www.gayboystube.com/video/626778/boy-with-dick-dildo

>>1569318
Would love to see other young guys doing this too. So few material out there and he haven't uploaded for a while.

>>1568794
fucking lmao

>>1563181
whats your favorite out of all? thinking of getting medium chance

Vaguely on topic - anyone have a login for Monstercockwebsite?

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Should I get this?
Anyone used anything Similiar?
Can it actually be used a a plug?

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>>1570351
Measurements

>>1570353
It's not impossible, but not for any beginners

>>1570365
How long do you think it can be held in?
What would I be able to do while using it?

>>1567174

>>Elderly people with embarrassing health issues are itching to justify it by admitting to weird sexual acts
>>Of all the things that happened, this happened the most.

There are many old people that have absolutely no filter because they don't give a chit, and yes when you work in healthcare you'd be surprised the things patients will tell you if they think it will save their life.

>>1570505
>some granny told you about the giant dildo she stuck in her ass in exchange for you saving her life
I assume he means she was telling him her symptoms, and how she got them. Rather than "Good job doc! Let me tell you about the time Burt managed to get inside me past his elbow for a reward."

>>1562011
dont understand alien dildos

>>1566663
you've gone from the majority, to most, to some.
just stop.

>>1570576
i kekd

Anyone ever feel anal fatigue? Only way I can describe it. Just a general achiness in your ass from using toys too often?

>>1574124
Your sphincter is a muscle just like any other muscle in your body. It's also probably, y'know, general soreness because your body isn't made to be pounded in the ass.

>>1561762
Do it when ur 50 and have no chance of a relationship

>>1570581
the majority who go to healthcares

>>1567747
see what?

>>1568794
my fucking sides

>>1561575
wow

https://static.ylilauta.org/files/p1/orig/adbyhmi4/VID-20170710-WA0029.mp4

>>1568794
Nearly a month and this is still the best post in the thread

jesus christ i hate

>>1579644
Sauce pls

https://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Filling-my-cunt-28211011

>>1567978
more like this pls

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Zo heet geil.

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xl toysl zoveel geil lekker

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Best dildo ever. Makes me cum so hard. I tried that green hulk one and threw it out after a day.

>>1579644
hng, my god
I've got that dildo, I believe.
$40 16in monster off amazon

I've managed to fist myself and come to the point where I can just move my hand back and forth enough for it to feel like I am getting fucked really hard.
Holy shit why would I ever need a dildo or boyfriend after being to do this, its the fucking best feeling ever.

>>1567978
Fuuck I need more like this. There's nothing in the world I find hotter than being able to see the huge toy through the guy's abdomen.

>>1583861
This. Fuck yes.

TFW no piggy ass stretching bottom boyfriend

>>1567174
wow you have no idea about shit. First thing you lean as a CNA is common false fallacies of getting old. No incontinence is not a normal part of age, and many people still have their sex drive and can be dirty fucks and talk about sex and all kinds of shit. you fucking moron.

please teach me this

>>1580495
Sauce? Holy shit

>>1584398
It's ok anon someday you will get a boyfriend who will stick a 14-24 inch dildo up their ass for you.

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>>1584398
tfw no dom bf to stretch my butt
Yet.

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Hmm

>>1579644
sauce for the love of the sauce god

>>1568778
Is there a video to this?

>>1587348
Mickebttm93 xtube