Jock Strap Thread

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>>1538912
Post some meaty jock strap covered ass my dudes.

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>>1538913

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>>1538914
About the 4chan Spring Babby Cup thing
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hm/

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>>1538916
The team needs a 'manager' who is somebody who submits an 'export'

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>>1538917
All somebody has to do to become a 'manager' is show up on the IRC client on this page https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Main_Page and say you wanna be one for /hm/.

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>>1538919
And then when the people in charge say you're able to be the manager, you just have to submit an 'export' which the person in charge can do for you as long as you tell them what to do.

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>>1538920
See the list of names listed here? https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hm/

/hm/ can change those to be whatever the hell it wants. They have to be relevant to the board. Some of them are really out of date (Disturbia) and some of them are still relevant (Zitler aka Brandon)

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>>1538921
A lot of those can probably be cut. For example Str8cam Jeff, Anderson Cooper, David Beckham, Oakley Doakley, Corbin Fisher

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>>1538923
There's also the official /hm/ team logo.

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>>1538924
Team uniforms are just a pink/black uniform, and then there's also a military uniform, because /hm/ loves men in uniform.

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>>1538925
This is AI vs AI virtual soccer, by the way. /hm/ should be good at this because it's by far the board with some of the manliest men in it. (If /fit/ can win two championships in 12 months then so can /hm/).

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>>1538926
This song plays while /hm/'s soccer team is taking the field: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw#t=14s

This song plays when /hm/ wins a game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM6B7UABirs

This song plays when /hm/ scores a goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rex1ub5VJo

This song plays when our team captain, BEARFORCE 1 scores: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0

This song plays when our team vice captain, Zitler (AKA Brandon) scores a goal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_fCqg92qks#t=134

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>>1538927
The team plays a 4-3-3 formation with Bearforce up top next to Disturbia and Ellen Degenerate.

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>>1538928
This can only be changed if somebody volunteers to be the team manager, and then members of the board can change the team formation and team roster to anything they want.

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>>1538929
If somebody became manager we'd play in the qualifying round, which also features teams like our board rivals /lgbt/ and /y/.

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>>1538930
It's super simple for literally anyone to become a manager of the team and sign them up. I can't emphasise enough how easy it is. All it takes is one person (other than me) from /hm/ to take the mantle of the team.

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>>1538932
You go in, talk the administrators, they help make a team export for you and /hm/ is good to go.

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>>1538933
As soon as a valid export is submitted, /hm/ will be playing in the qualifying round of the next 4chan babby cup and can unleash gay hell on the rest of the board.

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>>1538934
And uh, yeah, I think that's it. In the meantime people should suggest names to go on to the team roster for /hm/.

Or, alternatively, just keep posting jockstraps.

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>>1538936

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>>1538937

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>>1538938

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>>1538939

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>>1538940
All I have is random shit i've saved off of /hm/.

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>>1538941

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>>1538942
King of the weebs

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>>1538944

>>1538945
I said for the roster we should cut Str8cam Jeff, Anderson Cooper, David Beckham, Oakley Doakley, Corbin Fisher

I suggest promoting Daddy Issues to a medal position instead of Disturbia or Ellen.

i think there should be new players like btw im a girl or king of cocks or something like that.

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>>1538948
Oops I forgot my pic that time.

I can offer sauce on anything here btw.

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>>1538950
Maybe something for the autist who goes to every rate thread and explains why literally everything you love is uggo.

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>>1538952
Shame /hm/ is a slow enough board for suggestions and a new manager in 3 days to be a big ask.

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>>1538953

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>>1538954

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>>1538955
And with that I am all jocked out unless I find more going through my folders.

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>>1538920
Source for these?

>>1538994

>>1538919 is from http://undietwink22.tumblr.com/

>>1538920 is from https://masc4snacks.tumblr.com/post/159618643012/suns-out-buns-out

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>>1538912

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>>1539282
Yes plz

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/hm/ still needs a team manager. Read ITT for details.

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Literally any suggestions for potential new players is welcome because a new roster is enough of a starting point to have the team be considered, as well as having a manager.

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>>1539558

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/hm/ still needs a team manager before Friday or else /hm/ WILL NOT COMPETE IN 4CHAN EVENTS

>>1538912

This is a hot fucking gif. I want to a pin down a guy stronger than me who's in a jockstrap, and bang his ass like this whilst he gets verbal. It's my dream fantasy.

>>1540022
GREAT photo choice, what a fantastic ass

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>>1540022
Still needs a manager. It really is easy. I swear.

Man, you really should have asked for a manager weeks ago, not DAYS BEFORE THE EXPORT DEADLINE.

>>1540132
>I want to a pin down a guy stronger than me

i don't think you understand how strength works.