Amateur/Everyday guy thread Sometimes the average cute guy can

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From another guy

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Forgot a good self suck image also turns me on

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How fast will this thread will devolve into /soc/ self posts I wonder.

>>1537399
Why does he have such large testicles?

>>1537403
Maybe a hernia? they are freakishly large.

>>1537403
saline scrotum injections?

>>1537423

Love it. Any more?

>>1537375
holy... sauce?

>>1537563
It was a Google search just for self suck. Not sure of where it came from

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Lives in the house next to my parent's place, always been tempted.

>>1537457
dirty poz cunt

hi m 18 top add me on snap @bigdickjackoff if youre a bottom who likes assplay;)

>>1538209
Get out

>>1538308
Very nice. Perfect thickness and the upwards curve is very hot.

>>1537398
Fuck I meant to send this to my bf and accidentally sent it to my mum... Christ...

>>1538457
tumorous nipple. get that checked out.

>>1538527
That's a hairy nipple, jesus you're on a roll today. Any more antiquated sayings about black people to throw out there or are you done being stupid?

>>1537386
Bel me 0466 47 19 60

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>>1538522

>>1537363
this guys name?

>>1539005
Um Zach

>>1537385
dp me

>>1538342
niiice! moar!

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>>1540160

>>1539404
More of this guy? Aftermath of bruising?

>>1540423
That you Anon?

>>1538202
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

>>1540874
Good question, what are you waiting for

>>1537389
Sauce?

>>1542185
This was always a fantasy of mine, to have a hot guy whip out his dick during a hike or something. Just to like, go to the bathroom or whatever but he sort of shows it off to me and flirts a bit and I end up sucking it

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Talking to this guy on whisper

>>1542392
>whisper
Wtf is this Eurotrash app

>>1542918
>>1542920
Needs more get the fuck back to /soc/

>>1543321
>that blown out twat
no thanks

>>1543357
Sorry about the sideways picture.

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Guy I met on CL and fuck around with regularly. Totally average but sucks a mean cock.

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Guy I know I found online

>>1543823
who is he and any more?

>>1543823
I think I know him.

>>1544332
More please

>>1544347
The way 4chan server software works is you don't get to see new content until you post new content.
And you don't get your request for sauce answered until you answer somebody else's sauce request.

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Real average everyday guy. My 'straight' best friend turned boyfriend.

>>1546240
Dude, you are more than average ! !

>>1546859
story time

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>>1546965
Not me actually, thats the bf

>>1546982
What kind of story? Ill see what i can type up

>>1537385
that's hot, do guys normally just do this?
"hey bro pull out your dick with me for this photo"

>>1546859
>>1546982
>>1547043

storytime pls

>>1547043
tell us how your str8 m8 became your lover pretty please

>>1546240
Name?? Source? Moar please!

>>1547138
Who's this?

>>1547489
>the horny, innocent look in a sexy bottoms eyes as he glances up at you, ready to suck your dick and take whatever you give him

>>1547079
>>1547130

>>meet guy through mutual friend sophomore year of HS
>>typical gay boy gets crush on cute str8 boy
>>live around the corner from boy
>>over the next ~8 years become close friends
>>hes been through girlfriends, ive been through boyfriends
>>hes gone to the army, ive moved across the country for a year
>>3months ago during an acid trip he realizes ive always been 'the one'
>>now have a live in boyfriend who always identified as straight before falling in love with a boy
>>fairytale shit

>>1547507
>the annoying unnecessary commentary that accompanies nearly every post on this retarded forgotten board

>>1547489
Adorable

>>1547542
i want two of whatever acid he took. ok thanks.

as a side note one of my girl friends, who is bi, also got into a relationship with a straight female friend that had never been with a girl. but something about my friend was different. true fairytale shet. enjoy man :)

>>1547542
similar story

>gay
>meet another guy, relatively cute
>go on several dates
>realize he is actually awful
>separate completely from him
>don't speak for a few months
>sucked back into being just friends and become roommates
>try acid for the first time and realize boy is actually soul mate
>spend next 4 years in a godawful relationship full of lies, theft, cheating, physical and emotional abuse
>finally come to senses again
>cut off all contact, move
>start new life
>finally happy again
>fairytale shit

>>1548472
Very nice

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R8 n h8

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>>1549111
2/2

>>1548472
Body type like most of the guys on this board, I reckon. Only the cock's too big.
>>1549111
>>1549112
>>>/soc/25188049

>>1549117
Why is it dripping with puss?

>>1549118
are you serious, or just retarded?

>>1549119
It's an ugly cock to begin with, so I'm surprised he caught something.

>>1549120
retarded it is...

>>1549123
No, anon. Precum is just disgusting. Anybody who likes it has got to be a mental defect.
>inb4 ur on /hm/, anon, what are you expecting?

>>1549124
ok, retard...

>>1549128
This conversation was fulfilling. NEXT!

>>1549130
Don't worry dipshit! There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

>>1547542
post more of him?

>>1549132
>dipshit
Oooh, throwing around the heavy insults, bringing out the big guns, don't waste all your amo in one post, anon. Spell it out over seven posts and hope I put it together for myself.
>My first wife was 'tarded
>My first wife
Biscum. I'm not surprised. Divorced though, that's an added touch of loser.

>>1549135
you are so retarded, the more you respond, the more entertaining it is... please stop embarrassing yourself.

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>>1549135

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>>1549141
There's no comparison, is there?
>pic related
>>1549140
Keep calling me retarded. It'll get me mad eventually, no doubt.

>>1549143
Sure you will...

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>>1547946

>>1539215
Is this a ghost

>>1547571
beautiful

The thread's definition of average is so encouraging.

Suicide might just be the best option after all. xD

>>1550656
How about you stop with the anger and try and reach out for some cuddles instead

>>1550659
smallish, but cute

>>1537390
sauce?
that perfect dick!

>>1553443
Jesus Christ

>>1553553
Youre supposed to measure from the base of your dick and start a 0, still 7 is above average

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Isaw this and knew I needed to post it on /hm/

>>1553574
still the biggest sick I've ever sucked, he's pretty hot too, too bad he's straight :(

that second last pic, I know that guy (or his doppelganger). Always wanted to ride that dick.

Fill my chat with dicks
Mcarson6228: kik

>>1549113
Very likely, considering /hm/ thinks "daddy" means great grandfather.

>>1554852
Ew

>>1554936
What's ew about him? He looks amateur/average, fits the bill of this thread nicely

>>1554852
Not cute

>>1554945
then the average is trending down.

big nose, no chin, flab throughout.

testosterone gives 'average' men a normal male body shape. This fella is lacking that; he's an amorphous blob that is difficult to sex at first glance.

>>1555276
This

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me

>>1555781
/soc/

>>1555276
Oh. Guess I'm stumped liking androgyny then

>>1551694
Got any more of him?

>>1554945
I agree, typical boy next door type. I'd have a ride :)

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Not really a fan of piercings but this guys one is fucking hot.

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Low quality but still hot as fuck

>>1537423
This guy's penis looks like a fucking doobie

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this guy does it for me though i find him painfully average too

>>1558805
>that body
>average

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>>1537363

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>>1560073

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>>1560077

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>>1560080

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>>1560081

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>>1560083

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>>1560084

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A REALLY HEAVY saber and about ten years of training. Yoga n' such. It did wonders for me.

>>1537403
Maybe he just has big balls?

>>1537363
that looks bigger

>>1538308
I have 100s of photos of him, no face ever, infuriating!