Does anyone know of any pornstars who look like Justin Trudeau? Asking for a friend.
>>1502811
>Asking for a friend.
oh yah m8 i buy it
>>1502838
it's joke. Obviously I'm asking for me
Answer the question or gtfo
Trudeau did amateur porn in his early 20s.
How is this not common knowledge?
>>1502862
Lol I'm sure
The top in this video kinda looks like him
http://www.myvidster.com/video/82833512/GayForIteu_-_Brent_Corrigan_Theo_Ford
>>1502869
true.
>>1502811
Fun fact: Trou d'eau means wet hole.
>>1502907
Fun fact: Trudeau looks like he takes it up the ass
>>1502811
can anyone remove the head in this picture?
>>1502907
it means hole of water, e.g. a well. wet is a different word
>>1502862
That doesn't surprise me, but uh
Can you g i v e i t t o m e
>>1502938
He does
>>1503166
>>1502862
Where can I find this
Telling me of its existence is not going to help me
>>1502811
join our degenerate gay club https://discord.gg/Sae7aJr
>>1503265
why
>>1502862
I really, really want a source on this.
>>1502862
that sounds wayyyy too good to be true
>>1502862
not sure fidel would have approved
>>1502811
what's the way to a bottom's heart?
Tru de hole.
His ex leaked his nudes like 3 months ago.
>>1503311
s h o w m e
>>1502938
Obviously. He doesn't have that huge piece of cake for nothing.
>>1503327
More what, ass pics? I have a bunch.
>>1503311
Would love to see these.
>>1503331
everyone's seen that
>>1503328
yes, please.
>>1503357
>>1503357
:3
>>1503357
:o
>>1503357
c:
>>1503357
>>1503357
>>1503357
my goodness....
>>1503357
:3
>>1503357
>>1503357
fucking gosh i just want to eat that peach
>>1503357
i severely underestimated just how many of these i have
>>1503357
>>1503331
wtf i love trudeau now
Anyway... Back to the original question. Pornstar lookalikes. Anyone know of any?
>>1502811
not entirely sure but I'm guessing he's got cuck porn out there somewhere
>>1504179
real original
never fell in love with a politician ... until justin <3
>>1504191
I want to hatefuck him while his wife watches.
>>1506401
i just want to fuck him. or someone who looks like him.
more shirtless trudeau please
>>1506401
i want to have a threesome with him and sophie
I'm calling bullshit on nudes or porn unless you can show it.
>>1503311
Liberal staffer here. I think I know the pic you're talking about, nobody is sure if it's real or not. I think some chick who he had a history with has it but hasn't leaked it cause it would be a shitshow.
Joey Steels
http://undietwinks.com/models/joey-steels_16965?nats=MjIwNTUwNC44LjM1LjIwMi4wLjAuMC4wLjA
>>1508904
Where are these from? Was he involved in the Canadian WWE before become Prime Minister?
>>1509165
In 2012, while he was just an MP, he did a charity boxing match against a Conservative Senator. The Senator was a black belt and a veteran and came from a rough small native town, while Trudeau had a reputation as being pretty and effeminate and the silver spoon son of a previous PM. Everyone thought Trudeau would get his ass kicked, but he won the fight with a third round TKO. (He had claimed he was only doing yoga to train but really had an Olympic boxing coach and had boxed for years). He then used the political boost from the match to win the Liberal leadership that year, which set him up to become Prime Minister. It was a risk because if he had lost that boxing match, the Conservatives would have used it to sink him politically. Essentially, trial by combat.
>>1509169
Plus gave us all these kinds of pics to jerk to.
no fucking way he's straight
>>1509049
>look
Pity about the noises he makes
>>1509267
yay a straight leader supported the gay community-- let's call him names and make him regret it!
>>1509620
>let's call him names
>no fucking way he's straight
>>1509620
let closeted bi men be closeted bi men.
also you realize you're on /hm/ right?
>>1508910
>everyone just ignores that fact that someone said this
>holy shit
>>1509634
don't get your point for bringing up /hm/ in my response to gay people making it awkward for straight men to support us.
>>1509751
I'm involved with the Liberal Party. Three things.
1. Trudeau's been going to pride for years before he was Prime Minister, and there's never been any doubt about him being a true ally.
2. He's had opponents calling him a fag pretty much since day one. There have even been Conservative mailouts calling him a fairy or a "shiny pony". Ezra Levant couldn't get to him.
3. Trust me on this one, he may be officially straight, but he's had sex with men. He's either closeted bi or did some experimenting. Now, to be fair, that's not really public, and with him getting attacked just because he's "pretty", then I can see the reticence of trying to explain what being bi is to the public. Easier to stay closeted.
>>1510093
FUCKING CACKLING AT THAT AD! Holy shit: Do I vote for generic politician or white Captain EO?
This ad does the exact opposite of what it must have been trying to do. "He has no experience, but he will solve everything by dancing!"
>>1510109
"Dear Canada, do you want a hot piece of ass for PM, or do you want a pile of raw dough in the shape of the father that never loved you?"
I'd fucking destroy that.
no like how tf this bitch 40
>>1508910
post nudes or gtfo
He's got to be at least down with women playing with his ass
>>1510758
I bet his wife pegs him. You can't not fuck an ass like that.
Delet this thread
>>1510908
dick print confirmed?
>>1509173
rip my asshole open
Are we still looking for Trudeau lookalike pornstars? Cause Derek Tebo is hairier but the face is pretty good.
>>1510093
>Trust me on this one
>he's had sex with men
>He's either closeted bi or did some experimenting
Any proof? I mean, I really want to trust you on this one.
>>1503465
holy shit what an ass
now i wish i had voted
>>1511196
I think it's pretty well known in political circles. He was pretty wild back in the 90s in Vancouver.
>>1511196
>>1511415
There is no proof.
It is definitely not "well known in political circles".
Just some people want to believe it, so they just make it up. Political gossip fags spent decades trying to pretend that his father PET was a closet fag. That was 100% bullshit.
And for what its worth, Justin Trudeau's reputation before getting into politics was pretty much pristine/straight/square/lame.
>>1511415
>He was pretty wild back in the 90s in Vancouver.
Isn't he from Montreal?
Id eat that ass
>>1511549
he spend most of the 90s being a hipster snowboard stoner at whistler
>this thread
menhdv com/video/best-face-fuck-cum-swallower.html
you're welcome
>>1512050
Guesses about dick size? I'm saying probably uncut.
>>1512058
He *is* one big weenie. Its like watching a hot dog flop about where ever he goes. Idk why Canada elected a sausage to lead them.
I wonder if he makes a 'boing-boing-boing' sound when he bounces around like a giant bratwurst. Just a silly salami hopping around representing all Canada
wadda bunch of loonies
>silly salami
Canadian political discourse getting brutal
>>1512079
REKT
>>1508910
i was told about that but the person who told me said that it was confirmed to not be him because his ear was shaped different
>>1509617
THAT'S WHO THAT IS? Some of my friends were passing around that gif like a year ago and talking about how he looks like Justin.
>>1510904
I can almost guarantee you they do that.
>You can't not fuck an ass like that.
True! True dough.
>>1511546
>And for what its worth, Justin Trudeau's reputation before getting into politics was pretty much pristine/straight/square/lame.
I do not believe that for one second
>>1511792
Who wouldn't tbfh
>>1511950
I'm laughing so hard because an acoustic version of Hoobastank's The Reason is playing in the background of this and when I closed out the tab the sound kept going
>>1512258
Wait nvm, the music was in a spam window that popped up in the background
I'm so glad this thread was revived
>>1511546
Come on man let us dream
Also, since we mentioned the dick print,
>>1512058
I heard he has a thick uncut cock.
>>1512267
Need confirmation.
Uncut probably though, he's French.
>>1512265
where
>1512274
>thread full of teen girls that think a jeans fold is a dick
>>1511546
you seem a bit salty
>>1512270
i agree, confirmation definitely needed, unfortunately not available
>>1512276
Justin wiped his dick in his hair after he blew him in Stanley park.
>>1512279
I'm laughing so fucking hard at that comment. Thank you
>>1512285
>boxers under khakis and dress pants
Definitely het
>>1512286
I am a Not-Gay-Man™, can someone translate this comment please
>>1512290
>Not-Gay-Man™
GTFO tourist
what's next, tumblr shippers?
>>1512299
One of his skills: falling down the stairs.
this thread is filling up with fucking tumblr teens, i came here for cock
delete this thread or post dick
What straight man writes like this
>>1512317
"oh no, someone used the ™ symbol, this thread is being INFESTED with the tumblrites!"
>>1512323
Someone European or Canadian
>>1512335
>tumblrites
>is on /hm but isn't a gay man
go get triggered, sweetie
>>1512353
touché
>go on tumblr
>search justin trudeau
>cringey "justin trudeau thrist blog"
>found you
http://dustin-waterhole.tumblr.com/post/156993303965/dustin-waterhole-uh-so-im-kinda-freaking-out-a
Yeah, can we lose the teenage girls and go back to dick? Delete thread.
>>1507815
>>1512252
he looks like he gags on dick nice and messy
>>1511546
>pristine/straight/square/lame
Calling bullshit on this one. A few weeks ago my mom had a potluck dinner at our house with her friends from yoga, one of whom is a teacher. She told us about how when Trudeau was a high school teacher they both visited Calgary Alberta for a teacher's conference and after went back to one of the teacher's house for drinks. According to her he was really interesting, very charming, and didn't mind sharing the joint they all passed around. He also apparently tried to get with one of the teachers who has a boyfriend so I guess the cuck thing is #confirmed in a way
>>1512593
It's true. Bro smokes a lot of weed.
>>1513351
that top right photo is joey steels omfg
>>1513351
That striptease he did wasn't even good
Like he's hot and all but he needed to work on his seductiveness there
>>1513547
link to striptease
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa_xAZcAdWk
>>1513551
as far as i know, there isn't a video of that other one. which really makes me wonder how far he went.
(though in reality i strongly doubt he went much further than he did in the one in the vid)
justin had a bath scene in a 2004 tv documentary "The Great War"
you can't see anything below the waist but it's still hot
although he had a fucking mustache
>>1513606
2007, and there's some interview about a beach nude scene too.
Also, that lissssp
https://youtu.be/CID26NzuXKA
>>1513631
right, i wasn't sure if 2004 was correct or not, i get all his 00's years mixed up lol.
yeah, in the beach nude scene it's unfortunately really far away and justin's ass isn't actually visible. which is Sad because you know that it's there but we can't see it.
and yes, that lisp. also justin saying the word "fucking" made me nut
>>1502811
You're welcome.
>>1513991
Twink confirmed
Marcus Mojo kinda looks like him minus the hair
>>1514334
I'm in. Think it's the nose.
>>1514354
Marcus Mojo made me realize I was gay
>>1514354
that smile, so adorable
trudeau looks like he's kinda ...dirty? like, maybe he skips a shower once in a while. might be a little musky down there, especially if he's uncut
>>1514452
If he's French Canadian of course he's dirty. The French have terrible hygiene.
>>1514516
>French Canadian
>the French
gghhh
>>1502811
Yeah. He only does interracial cuck porn though.
>>1514558
wow so new, so edgy
>>1514516
cocky, a bit dirty, and either a really tiny dick or a really big one
>>1514594
>using edgy as an insult
Wow so new, so edgy
>>1514558
top kek
whats wrong with him, though
>>1514633
>peanut untouchable
I think I have a picture of him somewhere.
I don't know why but he comes across as a sociopath to me.
>>1514949
Probably because you have no clue what sociopathy is.
>>1515034
Holy fuck
>>1515067
Is this a shop or are they seriously playing rugby in front of the Parliament?
>>1515309
Yeah. Some kind of photo op with Rugby Canada with MPs playing on the Centre Block lawn from a few years ago.
>>1515373
some seriously handsome guys in the background, they aren't MPs are they?
>>1515262
sauce?
>>1515445
I think they're rugby players, it's a photo op.
>>1515477
>it's a photo
What the fuck? It is?!
>>1515504
A photo "opportunity" - an op. Bring out rugby players, bring out politicians, take pictures, everyone wins.
>>1515504
>doesnt know what a photo op is
>>1515113
>we day
fucking end my life
>>1515113
is trudeau even wearing underwear?
i'd rip that asshole open
>>1515113
fag
>>1511546
NOTHING TO SEE GOYIM, THERE IS NO CONTROVERSY, YOU LOVE TRUDEAU, JUST LOOK AT HIM, IGNORE HIS RECORD OR VIEWS, ISNT HE PRETTY ALRIGHT MOVE ALONG NOW
>>1513140
>imblyin he's not very obviously a 110% bottom bitch himself.
This is the funniest pic on 4chan.
>>1514334
Just looking at him pozzed me.
His white blood cell count is more BTFO than Trudeau's wife's pussy at a refugee camp.
are all of you are women here in this board?
>>1516789
This is a gay board.
>>1516783
>goyim
>montreal
he does look jewish
confirmed
>>1517228
I thought he was half Cuban.
>>1503244
hahaha ça ma bin fait rire ça, thx
>>1512341
kek
>>1512290
is pretty easy to know what the says, but as I know straight people and their mental deficiencies I will translate:
he pointed out that Trudeau was too well dressed for a straight and now get out of this place!
>>1509620
>yay a straight leader supported the gay community
1. That shit is fake as fuck.
2. That shit is for /lgbt/
>>1510118
That's a lot of projecting there faggot.
And obviously the good politician, how stupid are you?
>>1510714
Good genetics, vitamin C, sunscreen.
>>1512247
Looks like Sancho Sun
Jesse Klaver, leader of the 'GreenLeft' party and my sugar daddy