Grindr thread? So I finally got around to downloading this shit

>>1486652
Big dicks are fun to look at but shit for everything else, no reason to pick or not pick someone IMO

Grindr is ok for finding a quick fuck if you can deal with all the flakes, fakes and people just there for attention, knowing someone or meeting in person will always be better

>>1486652
Thought this was a pic of my for a sec, Similar build and body hair. Even have a similar mark on my leg just a bit higher up.

This has never been a problem, but then, I've been using large toys exclusively for years.
That being said, if you're worried about the dick being too big, then big dicks aren't for you.

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So how big would you say is the cock from the op?

Here's some other big Grindr dicks

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Got offered to fuck this guy in his hotel. Never got to meet, nice dick though

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>>1486979
The other one he sent

What does it mean when a guy on Grindr only wants to meet with "straight" or bi guys?

>>1487028

>>1487028
It means they have a "straight" fetish ie they wanna turn a straight dude gay. At least that's how I interpret it.

>>1486652
Big dicks are fun to look at and can even be fun to suck for a whilr, but after too long my jaw just starts to hurt. Bottoming for a big dick takes preparation and will hurt me no matter what. I'm vers/bottom and it still hurts to take an average so small sized dick for me at first, but I at least sort of get used to the feeling after a while. A big dick feels uncomfortable for me no matter how long we fuck, but I'm a little under average height and don't make a point to use dildos on the regular so take my opinion with a grain of salt.

>>1487028
Mostly it means they don't want stereotypically flaming or effeminate gays. No lisp, super tight clothes, rainbow jewelry, etc. Usually because they're not out and/or still homophobic.

Easiest way to bang these guys is to have a headless body profile pic, keep face pics to pm's, and use words like 'discreet' 'curious' and 'experiment'.

>>1487109
>not wanting to sleep with someone who affects a lisp is homophobic

>>1487179
If the rationale is that being seen with someone who "sounds gay" would be embarrassing, then yes. You don't have to fuck every guy with a lisp to prove you're not homophobic, but we should be upfront about what it is we're avoiding and why. It's okay to prefer masculine guys. Most flaming faggots do too.

>>1487209
Does not being attracted to women make me a sexist?

>>1486655
>Grindr is ok for finding a quick fuck if you can deal with all the flakes, fakes and people just there for attentio
Dubs confirm.

I usually need to travel into the city to get laid decently fast using it, otherwise it's just flakes or people who act interested until it comes to actually meeting and then they go silent.

>>1487260
>people who act interested until it comes to actually meeting and then they go silent

Have done this before, not strictly intentionally. But I eventually realized most of the appeal of Grindr is that it can be used as a sort of real-life porn a la 1-on-1 Chaturbate. Talk/engage with a hot guy, get some nudes, and jerk off. Most of the benefit, hardly any work.

Meeting someone is scary and a lot of work to get showered/presentable, actually go there, deal with an unfamiliar place that's probably dirty/smelly, get all sticky with another dude, feel super awkward as soon as you cum and he hasn't yet, and then make some excuse to get out of there to go home and shower. Lot of work for the same orgasm.

>>1487277
If I want to watch porn, I just watch porn. It isn't even hard to get nudes so I don't get getting a rush from them. Also I get way better orgasms from sex (even if it's just a handjob) than from porn.

The only really bad experience I've had was with a guy who was pretty fat and disguised this in his pics and I didn't back out because I was too horny even though I didn't really want to.

Do gingers typically have big cawks?

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>>1487280
>If I want to watch porn, I just watch porn

The reason live-streaming sites are popular is that they're a step above pre-recorded porn. There's a certain thrill in seeing something live or unrehearsed, as a result of a real human who is engaging at the same time. It's the same with Grindr. The thrill is knowing there's a live horny dude at the other end.

Anyway once I realized this pattern and what a douche move it is I stopped. I'm more honest now when I'm just in a horny porn-surfing mode.

Pic related - the most glorious cock I've ever played with off Grindr. Thought it was shopped or fake when he sent it but it was the real deal. Dude was sorta cute but fat so never went back.

>>1487298
You couldn't tell he was fat by that behemoth of a leg?

>>1487302
He sent body pics so I knew what I was getting into. Went for the novelty, got what I wanted.

>>1487281
Bumping for answers

>>1487575
Not that I've seen, the only stereotype I've found to be true about dick size is asian's are generally a bit smaller and some latinos (especially colombians and some south american countries) are generally a bit bigger.

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Fucked this boi yesterday.

>>1486731
>>1486955

Would love to try one like this but they're hard to find in my area.

>>1486731
>>1486955
>>1487298

Would love to play with one that looks like this but everyone in my local area is either small or black. :/ big white dicks are really hard to come by.

>>1487827
Cute ass?

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>Be me, 24, skinnyfat and self-conscious, horny af
>Chat up this skinny hung twink on Grindr, swap dick pics
>"Give me your address anon, I'll come over and blow you" "Horny rn I'll do anything you want"
>"Allright"
>He comes over, starts blowing me on the couch
>Soon he's on the floor naked on all fours begging me to fuck him
>Super horned up
>Unable to resist
>Stick it in him raw on the floor, blow almost immediately
>instantregret.jpg
>Kick him out, shower for an hour trying to get clean
>Get tested next day, don't have sex for next 5 months, get tested again
>Negative, negative
>Phew

>Two years later browsing Grindr again, find same twink
>Profile is super tame "just looking for a sweet guy" "LTR preferred, no hook-ups"
>Chat him up, he clearly doesn't remember ever meeting or getting fucked raw on my floor
>Swap pics, all G-rated, not even shirtless
>Just wants to chat, acting like a perfect gentleman, hobbies, interests, etc.
>Eventually confesses he's diagnosed HIV+
>holyshit.jpg
>Chat for a few more mins, gotta go eat dinner
>Never see him on Grindr again

Pic related, first pic he ever sent

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had this guy over 2 weeks ago, he was bi curious, we swapped head

A quick question for the Grindr veterans: How big are my chances to find someone on there if I'm not in a big city?

I live in a rather small town and travelling to a bigger city just to use the app and find a guy is out of question.

Also, is the app very popular outside the US? I'm from Germany and I want to try it out, but I fear I might run into people that know me from school, etc.

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>>1488341
i'm in the usa and craigslist is better in small towns.
i heard planetromeo is better in europe though.
aren't there a lot of spas/bathhouses in germany?
this guide has listings by country and city.
i notice there are a lot of listings in germany:
http://www.spartacusworld.com/saunas/

pic is bel gris, spanish pornstar

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had this guy over last week

>>1488404
Are you from Seattle, because I hooked up with a guy with the same hair and tats in the same place a few weeks ago

>>1487875
does every fag have that god damn star tattoo...
>>1488404
Look at his hair, there's like a bald spot in front and its silver - eyebrows look super plucked are you into fairy princesses? This guy screams queen.

>>1487875
thats really sad. poor guy :(

i hope he finds happiness

>>1488523
Tmw not everybody hates queens 9_9
They had then over so they obviously don't care.

>me, 18
>do community theater because i'm a faggot
>get to know this big nerdy guy who ends up being 5 years older than me
>had 0 idea that he was gay. seemed rather masculine, big shoulders, 6feet-something, hairy as a beast but totally a fuckin nerd
>we end up seeing a movie together, star wars (lol, nerds), and he drives me home. thank him and say goodnight. walk inside and open up my phone and see a profile on grindr that is 100% him
>holyshit
>message him immediately and tell him to come inside
>he comes inside laughing his ass off and i ask him if he's gay
>he admits it and leans in to hug and kiss me
>not now, boner

we make plans for him to stay over one night
>2 wks later and he's staying over
>watching shitty sitcoms on neflix and laying in bed
>give him head and snuggle with him for hours

to this day, like 13 months l8r we're best friends and have sex periodically

>>1488609
Congrats anon. I'm hoping to have the same setup myself, workout buddy, fwbs, next month with a qt I met in /soc/.

>>1488331
That looks tasty

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jerked off with this guy in his apartment's laundry room.

halfway through looking at porn his screen shuts off and shows his lock screen of his daughter. awkward.

we both nutted on the floor and left. i will never be comfortable dropping my clothes on a laundry room floor ever again.

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Hottest night of mah life. Regardless of a super awkward parting afterward.

>>1488688
Either I just got deja vu or this is a copypasta

so I really like grindr and all but I'm just curious. are there any other apps similar to grindr? I'm wondering if there are any more men out there that are down to hookup immediately but don't use grindr. Figured this would be the best place to ask

>>1489039
Grindr is the king of them all but tends to center around the younger 18-30 crowd (and their admirers) just looking for a hookup.

Scruff, Growlr - for older/hairier men, attracts more of the 30+ crowd and their admirers.
BoyAhoy - failed Grindr clone, way fewer people
Recon - started as a website but now has an app too, social profiles for those interested specifically in kink
Tinder - has M4M mode, geared more towards dating/relationships and less hookups than Grindr

>>1488770
Hot guy, any face pics? Hopefully you bottomed for this hung stud

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Help. Grindr consumes all my battery