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>>1435564
Employees must wash they hands before returning to work

These are even better when the pissing fella is looking directly into the camera and knows his friend is taking the picture. Lol.

>>1435099
he's hot

http://cockses.tumblr.com/post/132340806161/always-nude-always-nude

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>>1447684
>in the sink
Into the trash it goes

>>1447705
no.. its going into the sink..

>>1447684
stupid cunt. i would have knocked his drunk ass unconscious.

>>1447735
are you ok

>>1447742
i am. pissing in sinks is considered disgusting over here. idk about where ur from.

>>1447735
Thats a fair and reasonable reaction bro

>>1447750
can i piss in your sink

>>1447750

i always piss in the sink.
it saves water, you just flush by washing your hands.

>>1447808
so you wash your hands and brush your teeth in the place you constantly piss? gross. and people think we actually need to "save" water this badly

> In the bathroom at work
> I'm in a stall and a guy walks in and goes to the urinal
> Heavy stream like a fire hose
> After he's done he shakes his dick and it makes this *THWAK THWAP THWAP* sound like only a real meaty long dick could
> Never got to see who it was

TL;DR - somebody at my desk has a fucking third leg and I'm dying to know.

>>1450921

it's not like i rub the sink with my toothbrush, i spit in the sink, i piss in the sink, i wash my hands in the sink. i don't even touch it.

and then my maid comes in and cleans it.

you anal queens with OCD really need to get outside and see how the real world works.

>>1452068
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH pissing in the sink is not how the "real world" works. You absolute fucking autist holy shit. I can't deny that I haven't done it before (only a couple of times), but I aint gonna try making it out to be something more than just being a lazy degenerate piece of shit. You shouldn't be trying to justify it (especially with that retarded excuse), you're a gross piece of shit who's regulated it.

>>1452077
>you're a gross piece of shit

wtf i hate myself now!

>>1452083
Pretty sure you hate yourself enough all along when you allow yourself to get to that stage of degeneracy. So yeah, congrats for realizing :^)

>>1452093
hahaha youre cute

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>>1453094

>>1435097
For some reason the act of pissing is really hot to me but the thought of doing anything with the piss grosses me the fuck out. Anyone else like this?

>>1453355
same

it's the voyeuristic "I shouldn't be looking at this" kinda thing

>>1435143
this is my 10/10 dream guy right here

>>1453514
jesus what a cock

>>1453521
Definitely uncut

>>1435560
>>1435101

Both these guys look so hot. Especially the one looking in the camera with that smirk.

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>>1453640
>that smirk

>>1454391
The joy of a cut dick. If I did that without touching my dick, I'd piss on the toilet rim, the wall, my shoes, the lamp, that phone, and the guy in the next stall.

>>1454412

my bf is uncut and he just pulls the skin back behind the head and it stays until he pushes it back.
he has a pretty big head though.

anyone have the webm of some blonde guy pissing in a parking lot with his pants down?

does anybody know who this is or where I can find more of him? http://lustprevailsoverlove.tumblr.com/post/139907237645

guaranteed 90% of the dudes in these pics didnt wash their hands afterwards

>>1447808
This. Just drink water and your urine will be pure.

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This turns me on so much!

>>1453521
Thick cock pissing. Hot guy. Heaven.

how the fuck do people take these photos?? i mean like these ones: >>1435560 >>1447683 without getting caught?

>>1452077
Check out this histrionic flaming faggot, lol.

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>>1458531
http://www.brickhousesecurity.com/category/hidden+cameras/body+worn+cameras.do

>>1453517
I feel this way about guys taking a dump. I don't want to do scat or anything, but there's some kind of voyeuristic thrill in watching a guy shitting

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>>1459760
this is a piss thread.
if you want a shit thread, start one.

>>1460977
please dont

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I wish this guy would piss in my mouth. Maybe he'll see this and offer just to watch me degrade myself.

>>1447683
can I marry weezer over here

>>1452077
Are you actually worried this is actually more 'normal' than you thought and you've been using piss sinks your whole life?

>>1461719
Hope that bastard got killed or something like that.

Not funny to piss in a World Wonder, you idiot.

>>1467050
why not? what about all the animals? do you think they sneak off to the other side of the mountain when they need to piss?

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WWYD if Todd was doing this next to you?

>>1469805
> NONE OF THAT WATERSPORTS SHIT

>>1470292
oh, dear! has someone's sensibilities been offended?

>>1469805

I would suspend him from playing in the NRL and fine him for bringing the game into disrepute. I would then make him formally apologise on mamamia.com.au

Hahaha fuckin NRL players, man.

No pic but story
> No greentext because fuck that

So in my school there was this guy, he was 16 or 17, I'm not sure. I'll call him Mike. Now Mike was a pretty troubled teenager. Guy smoked weed and cigarettes, was a DJ by night (a pretty good one too, had great mixes) he was pretty successful to still be in school. Either way, he was insane. He would slap girl's asses, send nudes to his female classmates' snapchats (yes this was not that long ago, i graduated 2 yrs ago) i heard a story that in art class he once pulled his pants down, loudly proclaimed his pubes itched, and took a scissor and cut them. Now there was this teacher, Nathan (we called him Mr. lastname) this guy was a stud. Pretty tall, great hair, had constant boners in class (although I could never tell how big it was as he'd cross his legs) so Mike was in the bathroom, in one of the toilet stalls and in walks into the toilet stalls next to him. Nathan doesn't knoe Mike is there. So while Nathan was peeing, Mike stood on the toilet and peeked. He claims that Nathan noticrd him and just winked and rubbed his cock a bit but nobody believes that. He did after claim that Nathan had an incredibly huge cock. Everyone believed him on that because he was the kind of person to do that , he was text messaging someone while doing it and he sent a pic of just his head peeing from the top, you couldn't see his dick. Either way Mike also says that Nathan later that year offered him a blowjob but again I'm not sure if I believe that. I have a few more Mike stories, will tell if there is enough interest

>>1470500
Forgot to mention Nathan was married and may have had a baby om the way depending on when this happened, i dont recall exactly

>>1470500
Does anything actually happen in these Mike stories or are they all like this one?

>be me
>be in Paris ' gay neighborhood
>Go to the Mc Donalds washroom
> just one long urinal without separations.
>40y old sand nigger dude pissing a few feets away
> I glance, his way, dude is getting hard
> seing he's nice dick I start getting diamonds
>Scared of what can happen I pack things up and leave

>>1471526
lol what do you think would have happened? dude was clearly into the situation

>>1469805
I'd ask him for a drink.

>be 16 or so
>my room window is less than fifteen feet away from a basketball court
>Creep on my hot Haitian neighbour whenever I see him playing basketball
>Dude is fine, early 20's average height, muscular, dark skin, nice ass.
>one day after he's done playing he moves to the side of the court and take his dick out
>it's huge
>could see the pink head from where I was
>I was kinda disgusted he took his dick out in broad daylight with kids playing behind him
>but I was also turned the fuck on that he was so bold and that his dick was so big
>Be crazy over him ever since
I really am just waiting until he gets back from college basketball so I can make a move on him and suck that big dick. There were some rumors about him being gay but im not sure. Seems he got himself a white girl =/

>>1471526
Wow epic fail

>>1471942
>haitian

enjoy your aids

Don't know of this counts as a story, but I was at a urinal and a very tall guy (could easily see over barrier) came to the urinal next to me, even though all other ones were available (usually guys like a space in between when possible). From my peripheral I could see that his head was much turned towards me. Has anyone had this happen to them before and what did you do? I was with family at a movie theater so didn't have time to try to see if I had a chance of sucking this guy off.

>>1472127

I always get a hardon when this happens to me.
I can't help it.
If they notice it then they get hard too.
Had a guy bend over and start sucking me once when he saw my hard dick.
Risky though cause anyone could walk in.

>>1453517
That's exactly why I like it. Also the fact that the guy is just pissing and not doing anything sexual

>>1453515
you should turn around and piss on that ugly car

mmm beefy
>>1475679
>>1469817

>>1481756
Would drink that straight from the tap.

When I was a kid, from 8-12 years old, I had a habit of looking at guys cocks while they pissed next to me at urinals. I was just curious about what guys' cocks looked like and was fascinated by the range of cocks I'd see. Cut, uncut, long, short, dark, light, purple cockheads, etc...

Some guys would look at me like I was crazy, some would just smirk. More than one would finish and just turn and let me look.

It wasn't until I was 12 that a guy propositioned me. Surprised it took that long.

>>1489220
What is this guys name? Seen him in a few things

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>>1488389

>>1488389

And what did you do? How old was him?

>>1461719
OMG have some respect for that place, come on!

>>1492001
do you think the people who lived in machu pichu didn't piss?

I have two stories, one in detail and one not in detail. Ill post the more detailed one in this post.
Encounter is between me and my thratre teacher.
Im 17 or so, doing theatre in high school. Before all this happens, before Im even a senior, friends/people also doing theatre say (lets call him Mr.X) is so hot, hes a babe, one even mentioned theyd let him fuck them at the drop of a hat. Im usually "I aint got not type" but I have a lot of respect for Mr.X- good guy, great at his job, super amazing to work with, very father like aura and overall sweet and very caring of his students (his wife tought the same, but at the middle school. She was also super lovely) etc. Me being the daddy-issue gay that I am, I cant imagine a scenario where Id be physically involved with Mr.X. Just didnt make sense to me. Now, Mr.X was old enough to be a grandpa. Id say maybe his early/mid fifties, was balding (had that horseshoe type hair cut balding guys get), he wasnt saggy, so I wouldnt say he was just in all sense of the word unattractive. He had a fairly athletic build, he runs 5ks. Cut back to 17 or so me. We do a competition play every year and travel the state visiting other schools in our division to win and advance and ultimately get a trophy and mad bragging rights. So, were on our second or so round of advancement. I go to the bathroom in between breaks of watching other schools and what not. I had to take a dump, so I go into the biggest stall and simply sit and wait (entire bathroom is empty besides me). Im very self conscious about pooping in public. I usually cant if someone is in the room with me. After about 30 seconds Id say, someone enters and unbeknownst to me, its Mr.X. I made some progress on my BM but couldnt squeeze it out. Call it a wash, flush the toilet and exit the stall. Mr.X turns to me to see who it was, and he says "Oh hey, [my last name]." He quickly turns back to the urinal hes at. (1/?)

>>1492045
(2/? Cont.)
As a relfex I look and turn to see where hes at. Thats when the jaw drop hits. Im so taken aback, I stutter in my walk and pause for a ond before continuing. I turn and see Mr.X pissing into a urinal, flaccid cock in one hand, and staring distractedly into the iPhone in the other hand. Now, hes a good distance away from the urinal- hes not shoved up against it trying to hide anything. In fact, he was actually angled out in the direction I was going to wash my hands. Despite only a small piece of fabric from his khakis hiding a small amount of his shaft, I get a pretty good view of his dick. From what I saw, it was long, definitely had a nice long cock. Was cut unfortunately, but he has some nice balls and little to no pubes. Girth was good. Not a real hole stretcher, but enough to be above average. Im pretty stunned. I dont know how I didnt sense it like everyone else did, but after that moment onward, Mr.X definitely became fuckable. I regret to this day not immediately getting on my knees and giving him the blowjob his glorious dick commanded.
*Little coincidence: during my junior year, one of my classmates was telling a story that involved, as she described, "an angry gay man who yells", and in the corner under his breath, Mr.X added "Just like me."

>>1492049
(3/4)
Second scnario. Me and and a dilf on at an airport.
Be an adult, aged 19. Flying out to visit family in San Diego. On my layover, this guy gets on the same plane as me, I believe hes about 6'2 (I'm 6'1). Dont really see him up close, but I can learly see that hes built. More muscle than he is slim, has black hair. His hair was the length and style that of Antonio Banderas, except perhaps a bit longer and more unkempt. Bad description but trust me, it was the really hot type of long and unkempt. You know what I mean. Anyways, get on plane, not sitting anywhere near said dilf. Ohwell.jpg
Land in San Diego and gotta take a massive piss. Get off plane and start walking in same direction as dilf. At this point I can see him clearly. Hes probably in his mid 40s but you couldnt tell. He had a rugged face, very strong features, carved out like a fucking marble statue I swear. I couldnt tell his ethnicity- my closest guess would be Mexican, light skinned. I guess a comaprison to Antonio Banderas serves another use here (Im also a Mexican mixed with European so go figure I cant identify another Mexican). With some God watching over me, we end up going to the same bathroom. Its crowded as fuck, and theres no urinal I can occupy without being right next to someone, so of course I go stand next to the dilf who could spit on me and Id still get rock hard.
*Now, take notes if you dont do this, but i start off with my classic move: Looking at relfective metals usually above/on the urinals to look at other guys cocks.*
However, that wasnt necessary this time. Again, dilf is probably 2 feet away from the urinal when he props himself against the wall with his right forearm and whips it out. Im thinking this guy doesnt care/wants people to see his cock standing like that, so I dont make an effort to hide my intentions. I simply look right over and look at his pisser. Its beautiful.

>>1492057
(4/4)
Uncut dick, no discoloration, smooth skin that highlights all of the thick veins running up and down his shaft. Perfect hanging balls to match, no pubic hair. If I was alone i would have immediately just started jacking off and see if he would continue. My dad was in the waiting area to pick me up, so i couldnt make a move regardless. The guy is clearly enjoying his piss, his eyes are closed shut. I could tell the by the way he held himself and walked that he was an alpha and he knew. He whipped his perfect dick out and literally gave everyone the chance to gaze upon his dick which he knew was stellar. Truly an alpha male. The rest of the day I was horny as fuck and looking up guys on Tijuana's craigslist to suck dry. Instead i jacked off and just went on thinking about what couldve been.
Hope yall enjoyed my encounters as much as I did.

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>>1492060
>Hope yall enjoyed my encounters as much as I did.

>>1490130
The guy was in his 50's. All he did was take me in a stall and let me jerk him off.

>>1492060
>>1492049

I'm >>1488389 so I've seen a lot of guys pissing at urinals. I can't remember seeing ANY balls while they were pissing. Who the hell unloads their balls out of their pants to piss?

>>1490169
this is so hot

>>1492138
You have a point. Yeah, its rare. But in these two instances those guys literally just reached down their pants and just pulled it all out. One was distracted by his phone and the other didnt seem to care. I would have to say out of all the dicks ive seen at urinals, those were be only two times balls have been pulled out. Its a shame it hasnt happened to you yet, I wish you many ball sightings in your future.

>>1492194
Much appreciated. I usually view them up close and personal.

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>>1492138

For quite a long time as a kid, I would always pull out dick AND balls to pee. Never thought about it, until I noticed that most guys only pulled out the dick.

BOSNIA

>>1492138

I do. Like another anon said, I do it since I'm a kid, and because I'm used to do it that way I find way more comfortable than having the waistband on my balls.

>>1453355
Same. Weird piss porn is all good until he drinks it or pours it on himself or some shit.

>>1493153
Pederu hos me jebat?

http://eegay.com/video/167-antonio-biaggi-and-kayl-oriley-scene-from-piss-pigs

which one of you did this?

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article130002779.html

>>1501745
Source?

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>>1501760
menatplay

>>1501745
Who is That? He is cute.

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Czech boys pissing together

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1121923377

Compilation of pissing buds

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=99699336

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>>1501776
as the previous poster said, it is from menatplay.
the guy getting pissed on is probably the owner of menatplay, or at least one of the original models.
this is one of the first shoots on the site, which is why it is rather poor quality.
i notice that it has been removed from the menatplay site and google searches now direct to the 2016 film Wet Hot which has different models.
This model is no longer listed on the menatplay site; he probably wishes these pics would go away.
There used to be several other photoshoots of him with different guys, including video, but i can't find any of them on the internet anymore.
I probably have some of them on an old backup drive somewhere but I don't have the time to hunt for them today.
Perhaps someone else has more information on this guy?
I used to know his stage name.
He was in several flicks.
Oh well, time erases everything eventually.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55caf28c81706

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Fuck yes

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This gif is from a movie. Too lazy to search for name for you if you wanna know reverse image it. Anyways this one time I went to Puerto Vallarta to one of their hetero discos and I enter a two urinal one stall bathroom. Only he, having just entered but I hadn't noticed that. Was probably 21 at the time. Him the same. He was obviously a tourist. Otter body. Tall. So I need to use urinal anyways dont need to be a bitch and sit down for no reason just cuzza him. So he whips it out and I've been with maybe ~30 guys and we've all been online. But I'll never forget this guy. Wings at his ears. You know. That one hairstyle. Backward orange cap. White tank. Red shorts and thong sandals. Nigger (was a dark haired American looking European-descent white guy) had a cock probably 7 inches soft. Uncut. And when he shook it he hit the walls of the urinal I almost died. He looked at me and then at the floor and washed his hands. Was quite drunk. Went to go dance with some hag and I left. Another two or three times in University I pissed with two other guys (same one each time). Both medium hung wops. In school shower and predrinking. Cross streaming was obviously brought up as a meme

>>1505657
>drops N-bomb to sound cool
>immediately has to clarify he's not talking about a black guy
lel

>>1505801
Hehe. Thats exactly right!

>>1435097

HOLY SHEEEIT

OP, the guy in this first shot looks exactly like me I shit thee not. Just with larger pecs.

Also I find him hot af. *Is that baaad?*

>>1505440
Why are his balls hanging out? I don't have my balls out when I'm pissing...

>>1506016

Then you'd literally "fuck yourself". That's hot.

>>1506016
pic of you pissing

>>1506501
Faaaaaaaaack

there is a peep hole in my university toilets

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>>1508917
Here is a picture of the peep hole

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>>1508917

There were full-on glory holes in the second floor restrooms of my Math building. Got a lot of repressed country boy cock in those days.

http://gaydoggytrainer.tumblr.com/post/157107738110/httpgaydoggytrainertumblrcom-just-gay

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http://megiant1.tumblr.com/

>>1506092
I do but depends what I'm wearing lol

>>1510158
love the look on this guy's face. Is he checking out the guy alongside of him?

>>1511969
Yeah that's the "I wanna be gay but I don't want to be caught" face, basically sums up my high school experience.

>>1452068
>and then my maid comes in and cleans it.