Is Men.com actually doing this are you kidding me Nonethele

>>1423975
my sides

>>1423975

>Johnny as Ash
This gonna be good

>>1423978
busted looking faces

>>1423975
will honestly looks so done like he looks like "this is where I'm going in life, my parents must be so proud"

is will even straight he's the gayest person there

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>>1423975
What a fucking joke, pokémon go porn without Spark

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>>Brock not squinting his eyes.

wtf I hate Pokemon now

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>>1424017

He seems proud of it on Instagram

>>1423975

What a time to be alive

>>1424043

i need animated gifs

>>1424017
>is will even straight he's the gayest person there
Braun's meant to be g4p? I've seen webcams of him and a guy from before he started doing porn.

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Porn in general has been notoriously ridiculous, straight porn more so. This takes the cake for gay porns ridiculousness. There is also a straight brazzers version. For what its worth, this actor they use a lot is really hot.

>>1424093
he definitely started as a bi-ish skater dude, pretty sure he's more on the straight side despite now being a huge bottom

not that im complaining, since he's a boring top

>>1423975
Some crazy, hot world we live in.

>>1424102
>pretty sure he's more on the straight side despite now being a huge bottom

Yeah Men.Com are pretty big on that, I wonder how many times by now Johnny Rapid has had to tell his girlfriend he's getting double penetrated that day.

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>>1424096
Oh yeah hes known as Jordi El Niño Polla. The definition of a straight twink. Such a shame he didn't end up doing gay porn. The money would've been less but it would've been great, hes hotter than all the guys in OP.

>>1423980
lol baby dick for a porn star

>>1424026
How does he hold poke balls with those toddler hands?

I never thought there'd come the day... but I'm honestly tired of Johnny rapid.

I want to see Johnny Rapid fuck the shit out of Will Braun.

Does this exist?

>>1424108
>Jordi El Niño Polla

Jordi the child penis

great name!

>>1424139
Only now? There was a period the other year where I swear he had 2 new scenes a week.

>>1424141
As far as I know Rapid has only ever bottomed with Will.

>>1424136
Nice dick though...

http://darkchakram.tumblr.com/post/149708697870/zeke93-we-must-stop-the-gays

>>1423975
>Johnny Rapid
How is this guy still alive
Also didn't he beat up his girlfriend

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>>1424143
Horrible name, but hes named that because almost all of his films are him fucking milfs. He serves the boy/mommy niche for brazzers, much like the daddy/boy niche in a lot of gay porn. He has a huge dick and is the only reason I've watched straight porn. sue me

>>1424184
>Also didn't he beat up his girlfriend
He did, for not wanting to have a threesome with a 14yr old girl.

>http://str8upgayporn.com/johnny-rapid-mug-shot-and-arrest-report/

>>1424108
Gay porn pays men way more than straight porn. Do you not know what you're talking about or do you always say exactly the opposite of the truth?

Why would any straight guy do gay for pay if they could make that money fucking chicks?

>>1423975
>Men.com doing dumb shit

Shocker.

I still hope there's some kind of uproar over white Brock, though. Would be hilarious if this got notorious*just because of that*.

huh this is actually kind of hot

>pokemon is sacred

Isn't it just shitty long-form commercials that sell plastic toys?

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>>1424220
Usually you'd be right but hes working with brazzers, the LEADING global producer of porn.

Sure, a really big brand name male gay pornstar or one that works numerously for a gay4pay company like BSB or Chaosmen, or SeanCody could get up to 5k per scene, but the average gay porn star makes WAY less. Guys like Johnny Rapid, and Brandon of SC probably make that much. Average guys? $500-$1000 and later get continually paid with some sort of continuous salary scale involved. You'd have to be lucky to make it that big, especially when first starting out. Starting off, would it be more than some one off or barely known straight male porn star? Fuck Yeah. Straight male actor in numerous popular Brazzers scenes? Absolutely not.

Not to mention, the amount of revenue coming from the pokemon GO parody. Also pic related hes done a gay4pay solo shoot before. Didnt pay as much. There's your porn lesson for today.

>>1424206
>He did, for not wanting to have a threesome with a 14yr old girl.

And yet people talk about Dennis West for attempting to have sex with a minor but Rapid gets a total past.

>>1423975
Well there was that one catered to /tv/ memes a while ago. I don't see it too much of a stretch that comedic/parody stuff can become common

>>1424108
I thought gay porn was more lucrative for men.

>>1423975
Their other porn parodies have been good and really hot, so I'm eager to see this one.

>>1424307
It potentially can be but typically? No

>>1424291
This guy could easily be another Johnny Rapid
or Brent Everett and he could be making twice
as much while doing half the scenes. He
probably can't get into fucking men, and that's
the reason why most straight guys won't do it.
Additionally, this creates hostility with the women folk and that's bad if you want to get
pussy.

Good god they're ugly. Looks like porn stars. I know they are, but they're many decent faces out there

>All are white instead of Asian

>>1424043
In all fairness, I would totally destroy Will Braun's boipucci or have mine destroyed by him.

But does anybody else find the over tattooing of guys unattractive?

>not misty
what's the point?

>>1424108
he literally looks like any other twink in the world though

>>1424307
It is, that's why we have so many gay4pay actors. This is the first time I've seen someone even considering that a straight guy gets paid more in straight porn, and being a no-name as well.

>>ITT: shit fag who complain about porn but never actually paid for them

>>1424369
As opposed to Pokémon Go that is full of Asian characters, right?

>>1423975
Does anyone have a link to this garbage? I found the trailer but idk where the video is.

>>1424474
>Ash and Brock are white

http://freepornhdonline.com/2016/09/fuckemon-go-gay-xxx-parody-adam-bryant-johnny-rapid-will-braun.html

>>1424880
Now that was a nice wank. Johnny really is the best bottom there is

>>1424886
the acting in the beginning had me in stitches. I mean I cant really expect great acting from porn but it was so bad

>>1424886
Could you be any more disgusting?

>>1424890
I did enjoy the acting and the edited Pokemon a lot. Porn with comedy is just so much better than normal porn

>>1424899
I love you too Andrew <3. We've had so much fun these last 3 years

>>1424901
Forgot name.

>>1424464
>paying for porn in 2016
wew lad

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>>1425005
SO CHEESY

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>>1425006
WHAT IS LIFE?

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>>1425009
WHAT WHAT, IN THE BUTT

>>1425010

is there video of some hot stud fucking the yellow costume itself? like if it had a guy inside it but all we could see was the asshole and some stud fucked it. that is what i want to see to be quite honest senpai.

>>1423975
>my_body_is_ready.png

thanks OP, now I'm stuck thinking about what sort of sad pokemonless life leads a person to resort to working in porn.

they could probably get the yaio audience by paradoying animu some more

>>1425081
fat women only like cartoon dicks

Saw the video, instead of being hard I was laughing. Thanks for that, haha. :-D

>>1425005
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>>1425009
>>1425010

Has science gone too far?

>>1423975
oh god of course they had to choose the two nastiest guys to star in this

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Nextdoor did their own parody of Pokemon, gifs related
Scotty Zee is hot

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>>1425457
and the last gif

>>1423975
You can watch the trailer on men.com I think.

>>1425457
probably the most disappointing trailer ive ever watched

>>1425451
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>>1425457
...the fact that there are multiple of a pokemon in a certain area makes this scene redundant

>>1425006
>http://freepornhdonline.com/2016/09/fuckemon-go-gay-xxx-parody-adam-bryant-johnny-rapid-will-braun.html
I wish the tracking was that good in PoGo

>>1425006
Supposed to be this one

>>1424291
They don't get to be leaders by paying more than they need to. There are thousands of men they could replace that guy with who'd fuck hot women for free on video.

CNBC did a report, even the top male talent in straight porn make a max of $1500 a shoot. http://www.cnbc.com/2016/01/20/porns-dirtiest-secret-what-everyone-gets-paid.html

And wow, you mean a G4P SOLO shoot didn't pay as much as a normal shoot? Well god isn't that astounding.

I just can't find Rapid a turn on after someone he worked with said he was eating a tuna sub while they were shooting. So they'd film part of a scene, pause to change positions, he'd take another bite of the sub, then carry on. Must've been so disgusting.

Plus the whole gf-beating for not wanting to have a threesome with a 14yo thing.

>>1427357
I decided to stop being lazy and check - it was Billy Santoro who shared the tuna sub story - https://twitter.com/billysantoroxxx/status/595381126937649152

>>1427357
Damn I knew he was shitty but I didn't know about the 14 yo thing. That's fucked up. The tuna sub story is kinda hilarious tho

>>1427360
See the link in >>1424206 for the report and his mug shot. It is pretty funny that he looks more scared in his fake mug shot for the men.com prison scenes than he does in an actual mug shot.

>>1427358
>https://twitter.com/billysantoroxxx/status/595381126937649152

oh bitch. he is so messy. I live for this, keep it coming ha

>>1424474
Yes...?

>>1424369
I wouldn't watch it, if it had asians. Asians are pretty gross. It's bad enough that there's asian threads on here.

>>1423975
Am I the only one who doesn't really care for threesomes? Spoils what could have been a decent scene without Johnny.

>>1427640
You're trying too hard.

>>1427254
>redundant
not what that word means
they're riding a fad and appealing to an audience that doesn't actually care
like it's porn a few plot holes don't really matter

Say what you want, but Men's parodies have really hot guys and really god sex, which is what matters.

>>1423975
I saw it. Boring.

It was pretty awful desu. The pokemon model was lazy and unattractive.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph573fb6672165e

for some real fuckemon

I can't believe people aren't absolutely sick of Rapid at this point. Never thought he was attractive to begin with but now him being everywhere is both funny and sad at this point.

>>1430672

not to mention he repeatedly assaulted his gf and tried courting a 14 y.o. or whatever

>>1427372
>he looks more scared in his fake mug shot for the men.com prison scenes than he does in an actual mug shot.


two sides:

>nicest porno actor twink you'll ever meet (post-2010)
>Twisted freaking psychopath